Dan & Phil Part 7: Gator Girls Gone Wild

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Off topic: Updatedphan reblogged this, it's a vlog where DP appear (4:28 onwards)

That kid is so so so adorable I'm dying a bit in the inside

I highly recommend subscribing to her. I've been watching her for two years now, and she's amazing.

(5:22)

Here is her and her dad talking about Dan and Phil/phan/Dil/fandom culture and I love her dad so much for not talking down to her about any of her interests and genuinely being into having conversations with her about them.

[offtopic]She's so adorable and articulate! How old is she? I love that her dad doesn't belittle her either and speaks to her like an equal [/offtopic]

[phamnotof]

Maybe the real reason he went to the isle of man with Phil was to do some offshore banking £££

phanama papers confirmed

i laughed way too hard at this

[Aurdie]

Dan 'Cena' Howell vs. Phil 'The Rock' Lester. That would be a golden title for their first daily tour vlog

Sorry for being Donald Mc Killjoy here but i think you have got to add a lot of subtext to that tweet to read it as "we are a couple and you all know that we'll be sleeping together on the bus". It only makes sense to interpret it like that if you know they're basically a couple, are hiding that fact and are stupid enough to lie about their sleeping arrangements by tweeting about it while they could just.. not tweet anything about it.

Couldn't agree more. " In secret kept, in silence sealed"...probably should be Phil's motto. I can't see him opening the door to scrutiny.

[DryCereal]

Sudden thought: What if they're testing the water, purposefully posting something a bit provocative to see what happens?
I think we're failing spectacularly, but finding it hard to care about a hypothetical!

[Anonymousse]

Dan 'Cena' Howell vs. Phil 'The Rock' Lester. That would be a golden title for their first daily tour vlog

Sorry for being Donald Mc Killjoy here but i think you have got to add a lot of subtext to that tweet to read it as "we are a couple and you all know that we'll be sleeping together on the bus". It only makes sense to interpret it like that if you know they're basically a couple, are hiding that fact and are stupid enough to lie about their sleeping arrangements by tweeting about it while they could just.. not tweet anything about it.

Couldn't agree more. " In secret kept, in silence sealed"...probably should be Phil's motto. I can't see him opening the door to scrutiny.

With them, I don't even know.

I don't know, I don't know what to make out of it, what to feel, what to assume.

I just don't.

[l8er_sk8er]

Why are they making everything so confusing
While searching for floorplans I haven't seen tour bus with two bedrooms. Having 2 tour buses is probably not cost efficient, but who knows.
They need at least 4 beds for lets call it "merch crew", at least 1 for the sound guy that we know,(should be more techs/stage crew), probably security...
Can't wait for Jacksonville photos

[fancybum]

Their tweets just made me feel really weird. How often does Phil reply to Dan's tweets (esp compared to the reverse)? Rarely. This is not a casual convo, it was planned and I would say the intent was to close the door to any scrutiny (correct or not). I don't find it cute, I find it a try-hard attempt at casual banter; it may as well have been an exchange between their ITBot accounts. No thx.

[backin09]

With them, I don't even know.

I don't know, I don't know what to make out of it, what to feel, what to assume.

I just don't.

this is how i feel about them all the time

[phamnotof]

Their tweets just made me feel really weird. How often does Phil reply to Dan's tweets (esp compared to the reverse)? Rarely. This is not a casual convo, it was planned and I would say the intent was to close the door to any scrutiny (correct or not). I don't find it cute, I find it a try-hard attempt at casual banter; it may as well have been an exchange between their ITBot accounts. No thx.

Phil replied in 3 minutes, too, which is weird in itself. Idk though. Like I'll freely admit that I find conspiracy theories fun, but something smells funky here to me. Maybe they knew people'd find the blueprints & wanted a statement out there so that people were less likely to flat-out ask them about it IRL?

[oqua]

who even knows when dan and phil are lying, when they're fibbing, when they're telling half truths, when they're telling full truths but in a deceptive way... they are enigmas.

maybe they're not even real.

idk, i'm already really over all this tour stuff. i'm not using capitalization; that's how over it i'm feeling rn. i don't want them to fight for the room. i don't think it's funny. i don't even freaking care what their room arrangement is. i mean i care, but i wish they hadn't said anything. everyone makes such a big deal out of everything. dan and phil themselves make such a big deal out of everything.

sometimes it seems like dan & phil and their whole existence is one big calculated charade and the phandom laps it up like it's the nectar of the gods.

[barbieisaloser]

I just try to imagine the process. Dan did tweet "We just saw..." so obviously they were together when they 'discovered' the bedroom situation (I can't really imagine them not knowing those details beforehand. I mean that's the kind of thing you plan...)) so they must have talked about it in real life before Dan tweeted that. So yeah, I agree that it seems staged and has a suspicious vibe to it

[smarties]

who even knows when dan and phil are lying, when they're fibbing, when they're telling half truths, when they're telling full truths but in a deceptive way... they are enigmas.

maybe they're not even real.

idk, i'm already really over all this tour stuff. i'm not using capitalization; that's how over it i'm feeling rn. i don't want them to fight for the room. i don't think it's funny. i don't even freaking care what their room arrangement is. i mean i care, but i wish they hadn't said anything. everyone makes such a big deal out of everything. dan and phil themselves make such a big deal out of everything.

sometimes it seems like dan & phil and their whole existence is one big calculated charade and the phandom laps it up like it's the nectar of the gods.

so true!!

[vortexofphan]

now im looking at the tour bus layouts again

So, what if they got an RV and not an official tour bus, because I found one of those that has two bedrooms.http://www.westernrvcountry.com/product ... 7-473578-5 This is a Canadian company, but they do exist so...
(That said I agree with the if they insist they are best friends why wouldn't they just share and now they've made it weird group)

Also, Hi, I followed you all on the other site too, and just felt the need to chime and be a stalker.

[barbieisaloser]

who even knows when dan and phil are lying, when they're fibbing, when they're telling half truths, when they're telling full truths but in a deceptive way... they are enigmas.

maybe they're not even real.

idk, i'm already really over all this tour stuff. i'm not using capitalization; that's how over it i'm feeling rn. i don't want them to fight for the room. i don't think it's funny. i don't even freaking care what their room arrangement is. i mean i care, but i wish they hadn't said anything. everyone makes such a big deal out of everything. dan and phil themselves make such a big deal out of everything.

sometimes it seems like dan & phil and their whole existence is one big calculated charade and the phandom laps it up like it's the nectar of the gods.

That's something I've been thinking about a lot recently. I feel like everything they say, everything they tweet, everything they do, everything they mention is a thing
Which can be fun and there a fun inside jokes and discussions coming from that but makes me feel torn because on one hand I often feel that Dan and Phil are so genuine and themselves (which they are) but on the other hand sometimes I feel like I'm watching some sort of 'act' (ugh I can't really express my feelings right now )
I'm not really blaming them or the phandom. Or I'm blaming both equally I don't even know

[christyimnotred]

I just try to imagine the process. Dan did tweet "We just saw..." so obviously they were together when they 'discovered' the bedroom situation (I can't really imagine them not knowing those details beforehand. I mean that's the kind of thing you plan...)) so they must have talked about it in real life before Dan tweeted that. So yeah, I agree that it seems staged and has a suspicious vibe to it

Precisely. There is no way they didn't know the floor plan ahead of time so they planned this tweet exchange out to put a stop to any speculation. But you know what else would put a stop to speculation, if they'd stop acting like there is stuff to speculate about! And if they'd stop doing things that look coupley. Have a consistent image boys.

[phamnotof]

who even knows when dan and phil are lying, when they're fibbing, when they're telling half truths, when they're telling full truths but in a deceptive way... they are enigmas.

maybe they're not even real.

idk, i'm already really over all this tour stuff. i'm not using capitalization; that's how over it i'm feeling rn. i don't want them to fight for the room. i don't think it's funny. i don't even freaking care what their room arrangement is. i mean i care, but i wish they hadn't said anything. everyone makes such a big deal out of everything. dan and phil themselves make such a big deal out of everything.

sometimes it seems like dan & phil and their whole existence is one big calculated charade and the phandom laps it up like it's the nectar of the gods.

That's something I've been thinking about a lot recently. I feel like everything they say, everything they tweet, everything they do, everything they mention is a thing
Which can be fun and there a fun inside jokes and discussions coming from that but makes me feel torn because on the one hand I often feel that Dan and Phil are so genuine and themselves (which they are) but on the other hand sometimes I feel like I'm watching some sort of 'act' (ugh I can't really express my feelings right now )
I'm not really blaming them or the phandom. Or I'm blaming both equally I don't even know

I do kinda consider them people who are on the internet perhaps a bit too much to be taken apart by the internet oh so regularly. Like there's a level of awesome that they appear to get it, but it comes with like an epic dose of unfortunate as well.

[SquishPhan]

who even knows when dan and phil are lying, when they're fibbing, when they're telling half truths, when they're telling full truths but in a deceptive way... they are enigmas.

maybe they're not even real.

idk, i'm already really over all this tour stuff. i'm not using capitalization; that's how over it i'm feeling rn. i don't want them to fight for the room. i don't think it's funny. i don't even freaking care what their room arrangement is. i mean i care, but i wish they hadn't said anything. everyone makes such a big deal out of everything. dan and phil themselves make such a big deal out of everything.

sometimes it seems like dan & phil and their whole existence is one big calculated charade and the phandom laps it up like it's the nectar of the gods.

so true!!

I agree with that as well! They make things into a bigger deal than it has to be, and therefore also attract more attention towards it. You think they may have learned that by now, but I guess not.

[trashqueen]

now im looking at the tour bus layouts again

So, what if they got an RV and not an official tour bus, because I found one of those that has two bedrooms.http://www.westernrvcountry.com/product ... 7-473578-5 This is a Canadian company, but they do exist so...
(That said I agree with the if they insist they are best friends why wouldn't they just share and now they've made it weird group)

Also, Hi, I followed you all on the other site too, and just felt the need to chime and be a stalker.

and the description for the bedrooms do fit what they are saying! only one of them gets the tv and bathroom, i think you might have solved the mystery

still the tweets do sound staged and they definitely had to have known the layout beforehand but this makes it a lot less weird

[chiccola]

*chiming in with my 2 cents*

I agree with everyone about the bedroom tweets sounding suspicious - why lie about only finding out the bedrooms arrangement now when they've surely checked them out before booking the tour bus?

It all reminds me a little about that thing Phil tweeted to a fan about there being "two giant beds" in Japan

(The straightforward denial from Phil gave me chills when I read it, idk why but Phil's no-homoing is always more harsh to me than Dan's)

[fancybum]

Phil replied in 3 minutes, too, which is weird in itself. Idk though. Like I'll freely admit that I find conspiracy theories fun, but something smells funky here to me. Maybe they knew people'd find the blueprints & wanted a statement out there so that people were less likely to flat-out ask them about it IRL?

They're being robots. Would anybody even ask them? They should have waited for that and just responded the way they did for Japan when Phil just flat out said 'there were two beds' or whatever. This is just pre-emptive and weird (and maybe just to reinforce how they want to be perceived to their US audience?).

idk, i'm already really over all this tour stuff. i'm not using capitalization; that's how over it i'm feeling rn. i don't want them to fight for the room. i don't think it's funny. i don't even freaking care what their room arrangement is. i mean i care, but i wish they hadn't said anything. everyone makes such a big deal out of everything. dan and phil themselves make such a big deal out of everything.

sometimes it seems like dan & phil and their whole existence is one big calculated charade and the phandom laps it up like it's the nectar of the gods.

This is so negative and yet so how I'm feeling right now. What's that Charlie quote from the Aicha React video? "I could just feel so much fun and love just drain out of me while ". As a gross person who thinks they're together, this is just sad to me (so desperately artificial) to publicly tweet that. What do their friends think reading things like that? It's awful. edit: to clarify- even though I think they're together, I also think the likelihood of them sharing a bed with strangers on the bus is very low. it's not about the actual sharing, it's about actively having to show that the possibility that they would share is itself ridiculous/out of the question./pedant

And if I pretend not to be gross, and think they're just friends: it's still such a calculated exchange meant to stop people from wondering about who's sleeping where when it shouldn't even matter. Dan's not going to just tweet the words 'AmazingPhil' and 'bedroom' in the same sentence without running it by Phil first. So it's just a gross planned thing that makes me want to recoil away. I don't even think this makes sense, but it really bummed me out.

In either scenario, they should have just not tweeted about it and done a bus tour at some point (I'd gladly accept a staged bus setup over whatever this is supposed to be).

[SquishPhan]

Sometimes they just try way too hard and that makes it look even more like they are hiding something. I get that if they are in a relationship they want to protect that, but at times they go overboard with it and think things through too much. Like chill boys, friends touch each other and can share a bed as well. For me it is their failure to be casual about such things that make me think there is more to them, and their relationship, then just friendship.

[Anonymousse]

this is how i feel about them all the time

Love that signature of yours

[chiccola]

nice distraction boys!

[fakelights]

i mean i care, but i wish they hadn't said anything. everyone makes such a big deal out of everything. dan and phil themselves make such a big deal out of everything.

sometimes it seems like dan & phil and their whole existence is one big calculated charade and the phandom laps it up like it's the nectar of the gods.

This ^
D&P making a big deal out of everything is probably my biggest annoyance with them. They bring attention to the most irrelevant things or to subjects that should be left alone. All the time. From all fandoms I've been part of and even with irl stuff, I've never seen this way of dealing with things work. People will still speculate and doubt you, even more if you make this kind of statement. If you are only friends, act like friends! If more and don't want others to know, don't say anything. It's just worse if you do argh.

[SquishPhan]

nice distraction boys!

Well it works on me, because I'm very excited about this.