Dan & Phil Part 75: @philsthiccbooty

[liola]

something about dan tying his hoodie tassles into a bow is...so adorable? wtf who gave him the right

That is oddly adorable indeed

Now I'm having this image in my mind of Dan constantly fiddling with/chewing on the drawstrings and Phil having enough of it and tying them into a bow so he stops. ... Sorry, I'll put my fanfiction elsewhere.

Look I might be emotional for reasons but what the fuck I'm almost tearing up at this

[Catallena]

Thanks for giving in to my shameless fishing for compliments everyone!

dan wearing color

I always love me some Dan in color, but especially red. It's such a look on him. He always looked great in his Manchester Uni hoodie as well. I miss their uni hoodies.

[sonicgreen]

holy shit is red a good color on him wow good morning (or whatever because time zones) australia, thanks for breaking out the colored laundry

[Ataraxia25]

omg dan in red is a magical vision that will help me get through life until the day i die

something about dan tying his hoodie tassles into a bow is...so adorable? wtf who gave him the right

That is oddly adorable indeed

Now I'm having this image in my mind of Dan constantly fiddling with/chewing on the drawstrings and Phil having enough of it and tying them into a bow so he stops. ... Sorry, I'll put my fanfiction elsewhere.

what do you mean fanfiction? this is definetly real life

[phanfckingtastic]

Stopping by to quickly recommend these monthly d&p highlights, don't know if they've been mentioned before, but I often find myself going back when I want to see something specific instead of going through tumblr or full videos.

It's also cute during tour the editor includes m&g photos, I would love to watch these if I were Dan or Phil, it's like someone scrapbooking their tour for them. (At least the public part).

The most recent one was of course July:

[phanfckingtastic]

So quiet rn, come on boys, do something
I was just catching up on ig and noticed a comment left by Dan on one of Arca's posts. I love how he appreciates queer artists -especially some that I really like yay-, but it sucks that I know nothing about videogames so I'm totally lost, except that it's about final fantasy and guild wars? If they did became friends it would be hilarious at least artistically, Arca is like the edge of the edge
Good to know Dan hasn't completely left his online stalker ways behind as a method of befriending people

[liola]

Can Dan and Phil please breathe? I'm not even asking for a video just some thing please, I'll even accept a pancake tweet, I'm that desperate

[Ablissa]

Being in Australia might be fun for them because koalas, croissants and all, but wow. I want some ig stories or that Power Couple selfie! Pleaseee.
I'm not even surprised they're quiet as it's 9 am in Australia, it's 1 am for me and I have to sleep. I'll sleep through all the fun I guess if there is any to be had.

[ratlad]

how i feel right now, i also feel robbed of a dan in red hoodie selfie. we also need another couple's pic of them !!!!!
edit: glad to know we're all on the same page

[hello9217]

So is there going to be a rise show today since it's Tuesday their time? This may be one that I'm ok skipping until it's uploaded later because I cannot handle them dragging people on but it will be nice to see their faces.

[rizzo]

I always teeter on this line of like... "Dan and Phil, please do something!" and also "They're humans, they're allowed to take a few days off!" Ya know?

Back in ye olde fandom times, you might have had to wait until the next show/album/interview or the next event or the next set of paparazzi pics, all of which could have like.... a week between them. And I didn't see myself as suffering. And yet here I am, antsy because I've gone ~18 hours without #content.

Social media, man. What's it done to me?!



(And ofc Dan instas as I finish this post. Thx for the dopamine, bb.)

[alittledizzy]

You asked, he provided?

[lesterchuu]

i dont hve much to say except dans voice sounds relaxing in that insta story? wow, my plants have been watered. my pores have cleared. children have been fed.

[sonicgreen]

So is there going to be a rise show today since it's Tuesday their time? This may be one that I'm ok skipping until it's uploaded later because I cannot handle them dragging people on but it will be nice to see their faces.

I'm also unsure about the Rize "schedule" (loose term), luckily my sleep schedule is wAck so I should be ready for just about anything if they warn us. If they were to do one, it would have to be a reasonable time to aus, usa, and/or uk... right? I have no clue how to even estimate when they would stream.

[alittledizzy]

So is there going to be a rise show today since it's Tuesday their time? This may be one that I'm ok skipping until it's uploaded later because I cannot handle them dragging people on but it will be nice to see their faces.

I'm also unsure about the Rize "schedule" (loose term), luckily my sleep schedule is wAck so I should be ready for just about anything if they warn us. If they were to do one, it would have to be a reasonable time to aus, usa, and/or uk... right? I have no clue how to even estimate when they would stream.

Can we please have a 3 am Australia time livestream where they're sleepy as fuck and Dan just reads us weird wikipedia articles?

[rizzo]

So is there going to be a rise show today since it's Tuesday their time? This may be one that I'm ok skipping until it's uploaded later because I cannot handle them dragging people on but it will be nice to see their faces.

I'm also unsure about the Rize "schedule" (loose term), luckily my sleep schedule is wAck so I should be ready for just about anything if they warn us. If they were to do one, it would have to be a reasonable time to aus, usa, and/or uk... right? I have no clue how to even estimate when they would stream.

Can we please have a 3 am Australia time livestream where they're sleepy as fuck and Dan just reads us weird wikipedia articles?

If we're writing fan fiction, then i'm assuming said livestream is held in bed with Phil sitting right next to him, right? Right.

[LurkingTrash]

oh wow thanks for making mashed potatoes out of my heart Dan

[alittledizzy]

So is there going to be a rise show today since it's Tuesday their time? This may be one that I'm ok skipping until it's uploaded later because I cannot handle them dragging people on but it will be nice to see their faces.

I'm also unsure about the Rize "schedule" (loose term), luckily my sleep schedule is wAck so I should be ready for just about anything if they warn us. If they were to do one, it would have to be a reasonable time to aus, usa, and/or uk... right? I have no clue how to even estimate when they would stream.

Can we please have a 3 am Australia time livestream where they're sleepy as fuck and Dan just reads us weird wikipedia articles?

If we're writing fan fiction, then i'm assuming said livestream is held in bed with Phil sitting right next to him, right? Right.

Of course, but only because the bench/seat/chair/etc is uncomfortable and the wifi works better from the spot and also there's a draft in the room and that's why Dan is wearing the Phil hoodie and if they don't show themselves from the waist down it's definitely not because they're only in their underwear it's just because of camera angles and Reasons.

[sonicgreen]

So is there going to be a rise show today since it's Tuesday their time? This may be one that I'm ok skipping until it's uploaded later because I cannot handle them dragging people on but it will be nice to see their faces.

I'm also unsure about the Rize "schedule" (loose term), luckily my sleep schedule is wAck so I should be ready for just about anything if they warn us. If they were to do one, it would have to be a reasonable time to aus, usa, and/or uk... right? I have no clue how to even estimate when they would stream.

Can we please have a 3 am Australia time livestream where they're sleepy as fuck and Dan just reads us weird wikipedia articles?

If we're writing fan fiction, then i'm assuming said livestream is held in bed with Phil sitting right next to him, right? Right.

Of course, but only because the bench/seat/chair/etc is uncomfortable and the wifi works better from the spot and also there's a draft in the room and that's why Dan is wearing the Phil hoodie and if they don't show themselves from the waist down it's definitely not because they're only in their underwear it's just because of camera angles and Reasons.

The only acceptable Rize show from now on tbh

[alittledizzy]

I'm working on the Melbourne transcript, and jesus christ Australia, what did you do to Dan, and can you keep doing it? Though maybe don't let him near any kangaroos. Or Phil near any koalas.

P: Oh my gosh! [kangaroos] have sharp claws, don't they?
D: They do - you could snuggle up to one for a selfie and those kangaroos, they are thicc, I'm telling you right now. Like, a kangaroo can probably choke-me-daddy, if you know what I'm saying.

and barely a minute later

D: Honestly. We go to a wildlife park, or you die of chlamydia. 'cause Phil, he got a bit intimate with Dewey, you know what I mean. He supposed to hug him for two minutes - Phil was like, getting in the folds. It was good.
P: Dan. Stop saying words.

[lesterchuu]

So is there going to be a rise show today since it's Tuesday their time? This may be one that I'm ok skipping until it's uploaded later because I cannot handle them dragging people on but it will be nice to see their faces.

I'm also unsure about the Rize "schedule" (loose term), luckily my sleep schedule is wAck so I should be ready for just about anything if they warn us. If they were to do one, it would have to be a reasonable time to aus, usa, and/or uk... right? I have no clue how to even estimate when they would stream.

Can we please have a 3 am Australia time livestream where they're sleepy as fuck and Dan just reads us weird wikipedia articles?

If we're writing fan fiction, then i'm assuming said livestream is held in bed with Phil sitting right next to him, right? Right.

Of course, but only because the bench/seat/chair/etc is uncomfortable and the wifi works better from the spot and also there's a draft in the room and that's why Dan is wearing the Phil hoodie and if they don't show themselves from the waist down it's definitely not because they're only in their underwear it's just because of camera angles and Reasons.

The only acceptable Rize show from now on tbh

i hate every single one of yall

[alittledizzy]

!!!!!!!!!1 @ame you're so fucking good omg I love that so much.

[rizzo]

omg @ame!! i'm screechingggggg that's so GOOD

[mysterylovescompany]

@ame it's so beautiful

the fanart and headcanons and domestic instastories are making me feel... things
and my fanfic-writing fingers are tingling oh no

[lesterchuu]

@alittledizzy @rizzo thank you! you guys are to blame! also @Susannah do it , dont let your dreams be dreams