Dan & Phil Part 99: OnlyPhans

[BlueSnoko]

STEVE!!! I'M FUCKING CRAFTING.

[inanerat]

God I mean I am a Dan level sceptic but whenever Phil does tarot cards like?? tf?

[rizzo]

All I heard in that entire show was WE liked to go to museums and WE'VE been really into really trashy reality television and we we we we we and I loved it!!

I know they know that we know that they know we know, but my GAWD, it never gets old!!

[starsandshards]

such a lovely stereo, much more lols from phil which is my FAVE.

[alittledizzy]

I am so curious and excited to see what next Tuesday's show will contain. Will it be Dan vaguely telling us the sort of things he might hope to do? Will it be more specific book stuff? Will he address future joint content in video form? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[inanerat]

All I heard in that entire show was WE liked to go to museums and WE'VE been really into really trashy reality television and we we we we we and I loved it!!

I know they know that we know that they know we know, but my GAWD, it never gets old!!

At one point talking about museums Dan was talked about like 'museum days, with friends' and as he said it there was a tiny part of me bracing in case he just straight up said 'date'.

Also idk if he's used the phrasing before but there was some place where Dan called their new place like 'Dan and Phil designing their dream home' and I was like damn,, they're really in this for the long haul, huh.

Not that I don't already know, just hits me sometimes.

[glitterintheair]

Was the Four of Wands the tarot card about the future? Because I looked it up on google and I just think it’s funny, especially if you think about Phil’s long pause and his surprised “NO” after reading the meaning of it:
“The Four of Wands is a card of joyful celebration, blissful happiness and appreciation for the good things in life. When this card appears in a Tarot reading, it is the perfect time to celebrate with those you love most. You may commemorate a significant event or milestone such as a wedding, birthday, homecoming or reunion.”

As I said, funny.

[alittledizzy]

Woke up thinking about how they really really aren't hiding that it was two flats and now they're just in one, given that Phil talked about seeing Steve outside with an obvious implication that he hadn't seen Steve in a while.

[fruitcriminals]

Woke up thinking about how they really really aren't hiding that it was two flats and now they're just in one, given that Phil talked about seeing Steve outside with an obvious implication that he hadn't seen Steve in a while.

I don't know about you but like halfway through that show I just though...is this actually happening? Are they actually saying these things or am I hallucinating.

[alittledizzy]

Woke up thinking about how they really really aren't hiding that it was two flats and now they're just in one, given that Phil talked about seeing Steve outside with an obvious implication that he hadn't seen Steve in a while.

I don't know about you but like halfway through that show I just though...is this actually happening? Are they actually saying these things or am I hallucinating.

There's just so much about them right now that feels surreal. I guess one day I will get used to it and this will feel normal and kind of boring/ordinary but... that day is not today.

[kavat]

I was just thinking about that last night, how confusing it must be if you haven't caught up on them having been in two flats. It makes no sense for them to pile everything they own into the gaming room if they still had access to their entire living space. They just fully skipped that part and are counting on people to figure it out.

[fruitcriminals]

I'm actually not sure what they could say that would shock me at this point. Phil dropped an onlyphans... i'd just be like ok cool, where do i put my credit card details.

[alittledizzy]

I'm actually not sure what they could say that would shock me at this point. Phil dropped an onlyphans... i'd just be like ok cool, where do i put my credit card details.

I mean, same. I will respectfully not look at ass shots because I am not about that boy butt life but I will even more respectfully still hand him my money as a reinforcer for the behavior.

[Catallena]

I had to miss the last 15 minutes or so I listened to that just now and I'm CREASING. Of course Phil would show us his ass for money, he's a man who takes responsibility like that. Also loved Dan's buildup to the question.

Capita£ester is an outdated joke but he never really retires

[fruitcriminals]

I'm actually not sure what they could say that would shock me at this point. Phil dropped an onlyphans... i'd just be like ok cool, where do i put my credit card details.

I mean, same. I will respectfully not look at ass shots because I am not about that boy butt life but I will even more respectfully still hand him my money as a reinforcer for the behavior.

Yeah thinking about it, it would be like seeing your neighbour's ass after living next door to them for a decade.

Deffo think a tasteful black and white nude photoshoot should be on Phil's butt's irl horizon tho. It fixes the lack of art problems, it's in dan's fave colour scheme and includes phil's ass, dan's favourite conversation topic. Who needs an interior designer with us about.

[alittledizzy]

I'm actually not sure what they could say that would shock me at this point. Phil dropped an onlyphans... i'd just be like ok cool, where do i put my credit card details.

I mean, same. I will respectfully not look at ass shots because I am not about that boy butt life but I will even more respectfully still hand him my money as a reinforcer for the behavior.

Yeah thinking about it, it would be like seeing your neighbour's ass after living next door to them for a decade.

Deffo think a tasteful black and white nude photoshoot should be on Phil's butt's irl horizon tho. It fixes the lack of art problems, it's in dan's fave colour scheme and includes phil's ass, dan's favourite conversation topic. Who needs an interior designer with us about.

YOUR BRAIN

dan owes you a creative commission fee for thinking of that

also if we never see their bedroom i'm gonna assume that this is why: it has their tasteful art nudes in it.

[fruitcriminals]

In slightly less wholesome news @alittledizzy, have you seen that tweet by @blockdus

[imaginarymind]

this is hilarious oh my goodness - oh there are tears in my eyes

[alittledizzy]

In slightly less wholesome news @alittledizzy, have you seen that tweet by @blockdus

this is hilarious oh my goodness - oh there are tears in my eyes

lmaoooo

I wonder if Phil will acknowledge it. Dan liked a pretty sincere tweet from Jeremy Corbyn on Prince Philip's death so I don't think he'll have much else to say but I bet they had a private laugh.

[fruitcriminals]

lmaoooo

I wonder if Phil will acknowledge it. Dan liked a pretty sincere tweet from Jeremy Corbyn on Prince Philip's death so I don't think he'll have much else to say but I bet they had a private laugh.

I think he tried to deflect with the dancing animal tweet but got completely ratio'd. Poor old Phil, they're always trying to kill him off, if it's not in the fics it's this lmaoo. Also cracked up at someone saying 'rip phil, you were great in six ravens'

[alittledizzy]

Interior design has just really taken over their life, hasn't it?

[fruitcriminals]

I love that Tyler is part of the fandom and knows we like to hear these little things.

I hope they talk more about home stuff in future stereo's, it's cute but also doesn't give away where they live. I get that they don't want to be seen as bragging but some small decorative bits maybe?

They could ask people to submit places they find inspo for home stuff. I found a brand recently that 'bio preserve' bouquets and cut plants so they last a year without needing to water them, I found that so interesting as a concept and sounds much better for the environment. I mentioned it to a few friends and nobody else had heard of it either. Buying someone a bunch of flowers for their birthday that last a whole year sounds lovely.

[Catallena]

I want them to brag. Please boys, brag about all the things you're dropping money on for that forever home we all chipped in for over the past few years. Let me live vicariously through you from my childhood bedroom I now pay rent for. It's all I have.

[Catallena]

What the fuck has Phil been shopping for that he gets recommended a new boyfriend?

[inanerat]

What the fuck has Phil been shopping for that he gets recommended a new boyfriend?

It's the 'home and garden' trend recommendation that has me all eyeballs emoji 'cause Philllll I wanna know what house things ur buying plsssss

But also big lmao that apparently having one bf to cuddle isn't enough, so you need a pillow replacement.