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ahhhhh his liveshows make me feel so happy, it's lovely that he's so cheerful really brightens up my day :D i was interested about him going into depth about his university experience as i am currently in the first year of uni (albeit an art degree but nvm) glad he went and did something he enjoyed after, a shame that we'll never see the videos he made in the course, that short horror he mentioned got me excited! phil if you ever get into film making, horror would be awesome (as if he's gonna see this but imagine)
Laney wrote:So Phil said Dan is posting his video tonight. I know Dan was probably just hyping it up, but I can't help feeling really excited and a bit scared
yeah when he talked about it on tuesday i was kind of like hmm im intrigued, but i really hope that it's something unexpected. tbh when he said about kinks my first reaction was "is he going to re-enact a trip to the dentist" and shivered a little bit. but it would still be better than another ISG ;) (i do like that series but... i don't know, i feel like it's similar themes in the emails and his replies or 'advice' and it gets quite stale a few minutes in)

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Who called it--ISG
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dontpanic wrote:

Who called it--ISG
I'm not mad, I'm just slightly disappointed and hate the fact I just knew it would be this.
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On Phil's ls: although i would also miss his glasses a lot because i think he looks damn fine in them, i loved the way he retorted "but it's my life", go Phil!
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dontpanic wrote:

Who called it--ISG


Why does he have to hype his videos? Everyone was already wondering whether he'd come out (as a furry) or make an actual kink video and it's ISG 9. Like, Dan, I don't hate this series, but please stop this overhyping, everyone will be disappointed. Maybe it's actually extremely amazing though, so I'll watch it now. Don't judge a book by its cover.
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Me again with the Dan's parents discourse...
Did he just call his parents incompetent and unprepared for a child?
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I find 7:18 interesting when the person was asking for boy advice and called Dan an experienced boy "You could interpret that a bunch of different ways and frankly all of them would be true"
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well, minutes before he posted that i said it gets kind of bland minutes in.
i stand by my statement.

i think the thing is that it sounds so scripted, his reactions seem a little staged to me and he's had to pick them out for the video, so wouldnt he essentially lose his first reactions and have to almost re-enact that? idk, but i just find it boring. i thought it was going to be a fun/weird/hilarious video, but here we are, ISG 9.

didn't he say he put another video aside as he felt it wasnt the right time? whyyyy replace it with ISG :( i mean he obviously likes doing them, which is fine, its his channel and he uplaods whatever he wants. i dunno i just expected more, but maybe i shouldnt have.
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nephilimcat wrote:
dontpanic wrote:

Who called it--ISG


Why does he have to hype his videos? Everyone was already wondering whether he'd come out (as a furry) or make an actual kink video and it's ISG 9. Like, Dan, I don't hate this series, but please stop this overhyping, everyone will be disappointed. Maybe it's actually extremely amazing though, so I'll watch it now. Don't judge a book by its cover.

I feel the same. I don't love ISG, but I don't mind them, but not worth hyping up for like two weeks
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sentinel wrote:Me again with the Dan's parents discourse...
Did he just call his parents incompetent and unprepared for a child?
So much shading throughout. Also wondering whatever anyone did to deserve- Then stopping
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I’m excited to watch Phil’s live show when I have the time, but am in no rush to watch Dan’s new vid.
I thought that last week’s live show made it clear already, that he wasn’t going to do the ‘serious’ vid next, but I was still hoping for something other than another ISG one.
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ISG video was pretty boring. I don't outright hate the series, but not feeling this one.

Phil's liveshow was delightful though. Over four minutes of him talking about his degrees?? Be still my heart. He was so into talking about that, too. He even admitted that not being ready to leave York was one of his motivations for getting an advanced degree. I appreciate that kind of honesty. I think a lot of people do choose to stay in school just because they don't feel equipped to be adults yet. I've suspected that about Phil but him acknowledging it and saying that he picked his masters in post-production because he enjoyed it and talking about how having that degree gives him more confidence with editing? I'm swooning, Phil. Please share more of that #relatable (to me) perspective of someone who graduated school years ago.

I'd also wondered why none of his uni work was up online anywhere, so it's nice to have that mystery solved.

The question about glasses was interesting to me, too. As he was talking about his mum not believing him when he said he needed them, I kept thinking - man, how would people be reacting to this story of it were Dan telling it? But because Phil's tone didn't make it into a 'how dare my parents, they just didn't care enough, etc etc' it doesn't resonate as a strong negative mark in his childhood the way I think the same story would were Dan telling it.
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alittledizzy wrote:ISG video was pretty boring. I don't outright hate the series, but not feeling this one.

Phil's liveshow was delightful though. Over four minutes of him talking about his degrees?? Be still my heart. He was so into talking about that, too. He even admitted that not being ready to leave York was one of his motivations for getting an advanced degree. I appreciate that kind of honesty. I think a lot of people do choose to stay in school just because they don't feel equipped to be adults yet. I've suspected that about Phil but him acknowledging it and saying that he picked his masters in post-production because he enjoyed it and talking about how having that degree gives him more confidence with editing? I'm swooning, Phil. Please share more of that #relatable (to me) perspective of someone who graduated school years ago.

I'd also wondered why none of his uni work was up online anywhere, so it's nice to have that mystery solved.

The question about glasses was interesting to me, too. As he was talking about his mum not believing him when he said he needed them, I kept thinking - man, how would people be reacting to this story of it were Dan telling it? But because Phil's tone didn't make it into a 'how dare my parents, they just didn't care enough, etc etc' it doesn't resonate as a strong negative mark in his childhood the way I think the same story would were Dan telling it.
It's different though, we rarely hear Phil being negative about his parents, while Dan has complained about them multiple times.
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The thing that made me laugh the most was the spam mail :? Either this one was his worst ISG so far or his stupid ambiguous hinting destroyed it for me. I guess I'll rewatch it in a few months and see which of these is the case.
And it wasn't bad, just a bit boring and predictable. I really enjoyed the first ISG videos and I also liked the recent ones, even though they are nothing compared to most of his other videos. But this one ... well, I hope the next video is better and he doesn't hype that one up too much.

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I've had lots of D&P content to inhale this evening, it's been a good week quantity wise.
I loved the sims video, for me that series is better than ever at the moment I don't think I've ever enjoyed it as much as I have in the last few videos. I loved them giving the Pancakes a child so Dil could have a friend and I genuinely laughed out loud when Dil was left on the corner and Dan though Tabitha came back for her only for her to sprint past in her fairy running costume. :thumb:
And I loved Phil's ls as always. Very relaxing and he seemed in a great mood. :D
And Dan's latest ISG. I watched it.
sentinel wrote:Me again with the Dan's parents discourse...
Did he just call his parents incompetent and unprepared for a child?
He also made stage mothers sound like the dream parent. It seems mine and Dan's version of good and competent parenting are worlds apart. All those lucky child stars whose parents pushed them to be famous at the expense of their childhoods. And we all know who typically healthy and well-adjusted they famously grow up to be from the parenting of their loving and supporting parents who were just helping them reach "their" dreams. :sideeye:
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now i really want to know the full story of this video -- isg seems like such a backup plan and we know (i think?) that he ditched one of his ideas. i'm intrigued as to when he decided to make it isg -- was it after that? was it yesterday when he still hadn't filmed anything? how many ideas did he ditch exactly? but i suppose we shall never know.

to be fair, he did say yesterday not to have any expectations, didn't he? not being negative tbh, i like some of the isg videos, but something entirely new would have been nice. but oh well. it's content, it was solid, i'm content. and maybe having uploaded something will put stress off dan and he'll film one of the other ideas. all in all i'm glad he uploaded even though apparently something stressful is going on in his life.

thoughts on the video itself: the funniest thing to me was the morse message, saved the video for me tbh. good timing at the end as well, it made me laugh.
the rest seemed to be more solid/earnest advice to me than usual...? might be imagining it, it's been a while. but i seem to remember the other ones including more "weird" questions so that dan could drink alcoholic bevarages and ~suffer~. thinking about it that way, though, i'm kind of glad if he toned that down. his introduction seemed to poke fun at himself for that too a bit, didn't it? on the other hand, the concept of isg revolved about giving genuine advice sprinkled in between weird/disturbing questions, so i'm not sure how it'll work out if dan continues to do these and makes them more about actual advice. (?) as for now, i think i enjoyed this video more than the last ones due to that. i just thought the advice to roo was a bit awkward (not about that boy on boy action?), but then again, the question itself seemed a bit awkward too. but i applaud this guy for trying to reject someone by writing a piss-off-song.

what the hell happened at the end of the video when dan said "comments"? i had switched tabs already and i nearly fell off the chair. i mean it looks as if he said something different or swore but i don't understand why? it's probably something obvious but i don't get it at all.
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Maybe it's just me but Dan seems pissed at us. Well, I do understand both sides. There was a lot of hype for the next Dinof video (even if a lot forgot that he did admit to changing video ideas midway through doing the "important one"). But I also feel kinda bad for Dan. He's admitted that the past few days have been bad for him and the ISG twitter description he attached kinda seems sad? (or maybe it's just bantz and I'm really bad at detecting tone). Oh well, maybe it's just me. :?
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Eh the ISG was ok. I don't outright love or hate the series and can still enjoy them, but I feel ever so slightly annoyed I guess. Don't really think people should moan and bitch directly to Dan though, that's just rude.
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He replied to another tweet in that thread Which I found annoying tbh, he doesn't make these jokes in a jokey tone of voice, just gets us intrigued and then tells us we were wrong.

This was a really funny one, though, and he gave some good advice. More hydration
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I did enjoy the answer he gave to the question about the meme-loving boyfriend. That sometimes people who are scared and with low self-esteem do foolish things just to try and fit in, and that rather than breaking up they should talk it out. "As people get older they tend to be more mature, have more self-confidence, and don't need to bring other people down (or just realize what's problematic, hopefully)."
SexyTrashCan wrote:Eh the ISG was ok. I don't outright love or hate the series and can still enjoy them, but I feel ever so slightly annoyed I guess. Don't really think people should moan and bitch directly to Dan though, that's just rude.
We can bitch and bant on here all we want but I really don't get the concept that @ ing him/them directly when you don't like something is OK. It's super rude and unfunny.
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SexyTrashCan wrote:Eh the ISG was ok. I don't outright love or hate the series and can still enjoy them, but I feel ever so slightly annoyed I guess. Don't really think people should moan and bitch directly to Dan though, that's just rude.
I agree, that's not okay. Even though I do wish he would just stop talking about his video ideas from now on and not hint at anything anymore unless he already filmed a video and knows for sure that it's going to be uploaded next. Because tbh, with his strange comments he maneuvered himself into this situation. I do feel bad for him though, he must see a lot of disappointed comments now.
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what the hell happened at the end of the video when dan said "comments"? i had switched tabs already and i nearly fell off the chair. i mean it looks as if he said something different or swore but i don't understand why? it's probably something obvious but i don't get it at all.
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SexyTrashCan wrote:Eh the ISG was ok. I don't outright love or hate the series and can still enjoy them, but I feel ever so slightly annoyed I guess. Don't really think people should moan and bitch directly to Dan though, that's just rude.
I agree, that's not okay. Even though I do wish he would just stop talking about his video ideas from now on and not hint at anything anymore unless he already filmed a video and knows for sure that it's going to be uploaded next. Because tbh, with his strange comments he maneuvered himself into this situation. I do feel bad for him though, he must see a lot of disappointed comments now.
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Dan and Misc Watch 2017
HOW TO GET AN INSTANT SIX PACK with Phil (Week 10)

Prompted Dan Mention
30:15 (chat) I appreciate you and Dan and all you do
"Thank you very much!"

39:50 (chat) Where’s Dan
"He’ll be posting a video after this liveshow.”
“Go to danisnotonfire channel"
"Dan will have a video”

40:20 “I like that I’m advertising this and I don’t even know if it’ll be ready. I think it's gonna be ready, last time I saw him it seemed pretty ready."
40:55 “Anyway, Dan’s got a new video coming out soon, so look forward to that"
Unprompted Dan Mention
43:38 “Look forward to Dan’s video later if you wanna watch that"
Neutral Dan Mention
06:05 “We also did a St. Patrick’s Day photoshoot for one of our calendars. Was it the first calendar? We dressed as leprechauns.”
-no name but whatever

43:05 “Also we’ve got some plushies coming back to danandphilshop"
“You’ll get a fun little newsletter from Dan and Phil"
Miscellaneous
01:25 “I smell of sweet marshmallow, which is really distracting because I kind of want to eat myself, which is always the case with food-scented.. (bites his arm) I don’t taste like marshmallow, but I smell like it.”
-more food/body fixation, tell me more

08:40 “I don’t want [my video] to put anyone off from going to the gym because that was definitely an isolated incident” “normally that won’t happen when you go to the gym, so don’t let me put you off exercise"

10:25 “This. I just want to keep this [printout of abs], this is just like a summary of what my life is. When I was printing this off, I was like, ‘This is my life. I don’t know what this is.’”


10:45 “Everyone’s got a 6-pack, just some people have more body armour over it than others, so don’t worry about it. I’ve got one, you’ve got one, we’ve all got one. It’s just a muscle. Just might be hiding a bit more. Just might be a bit more elusive."

16:30 “So many people have been sticking around for so long. If you haven’t, don’t worry about it, just go back and watch all my videos, just binge-watch them like a Netflix show. Though it’s quite weird ‘cause you’ll have to like watch me age really fast."

17:00 (chat) What breed of dog would you get, if and when you get a dog?
"I am into loads of breeds of dogs, I don’t have a true favourite. I really like corgis." "So maybe a corgi. I quite like sausage dogs as well."
23:00 “Maybe a corgi mixed with a sausage dog."

17:50 “If you’re ever having a slightly down day, just think ‘I’m gonna be able to watch Infinity war or Guardians of the Galaxy 2.' So that fills me with determination."

18:00 (chat) How are you today?
“I’m great, thank you. I woke up with a massive headache at like 8am, probably from the drills outside."


18:45 (about the giant box of lens wipes he just bought) “Where am I even gonna put this? I do not have a place in the house for this amount of glasses wipes."
-you have no space for small boxes and there are drills ruining your brain, what possible solution is there to this predicament……..

19:40 “I think I had a headache because we stayed up last night watching the Firefly movie, Serenity”
-sounded like he faltered a little when saying ‘we stayed’, did he let that out without thinking (so are his usual ‘I watched x’ intentional or just the way he speaks?). Am I trying to read too much into a long S sound? Yup.

20:25 “It was such a good film! I had a great time watching it. So if you need a new boxset [watch Firefly & Serenity]"

21:00 “A lot of people were worried it was gonna be Dilly-pants that [impregnated Eliza], but no, he didn’t lower his Dilly pants because it was Bob."
-jesus Phil

22:20 “She always comes across really well in interviews, which is nice. I like Emma Watson.”

27:00 (chat) Are you hydrated?
“I am hydrated to about the level of 7.”

30:35 Start talking about his University experience/degree
“Doing Linguistics was kind of throwing me into the deep end because it was a completely new concept to me"
"I really loved York and I didn’t feel ready to leave it yet. And I was also really interested in video editing. I was making YT videos from my university room and I just wanted to get better at the whole filmmaking thing, because it was a big interest of mine. So I did a MA in Postproduction with Visual Effects."
“I made some things I was really proud of as well. And I got to work with other creative people, which is rare, to have people that are sharing your interests in that way. So I had a really good time and I’m glad I did it. And I know I don’t make films on my YT channel, they’re just YT videos, but I like to be able to know that I can edit things in a way that I fully understand the software and know what I’m doing."

33:50 “It’s a shame I can’t put any of them on YT, but there was a clause within the course that said we could never share what we’ve made publicly, so I can never show anyone which is a bit annoying.”

38:30 (after talking about his history with glasses/contacts) “I’ve been wondering if I should maybe get laser eye surgery, but I’m also scared of it"

39:05 (chat) But we’ll miss your glasses
“I know, but it’s more about like... my life (laughs) and if I wanna do it. But I personally wouldn’t miss the glasses. But we’ll see."
Phinal Tally: said ‘Dan’ 8 times

Dan and Phil Watch 2017 Week 10:
Dan mentioning Phil: 43/62 minutes = 0.69 per min.
Phil mentioning Dan: 8/44.5 minutes = 0.18 per min.

I don't dislike ISG, but I still had to roll my eyes when I got the notif for it. I'll watch it, I'll probably enjoy it. But that next video he put off to do this instead better be damn good for all of the build up now. And if it's just about his name change I stg it better be changing to danisafurry or I'll fight. First building this up and then being pissy about people expecting a rebranding video when that's literally the direction he was pointing in. Where did all my patience go today. Actually back on topic of Phil's liveshow real quick: I swear I didn't see one comment about Shane in the chat, meanwhile Dan's was overrun with it. Did everyone move on that quickly or does everyone just know Phil would never ever acknowledge it and didn't bother? I just found it kind of weird.
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