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Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 11:29 pm**

His legs look like shiny polished white marbles

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 11:30 pm**

Stakhanov wrote:
gnostic wrote:I am drunk off my gourd celebrating my new deal with a bunch of gay dudes and they're telling me of internal stereotypes Dan fulfills, this is honestly great and i am losing my anti phan resolve halp

Yea go on you can't just leave us hanging here. We need further insight, analysis and hard facts
Either Dan is coming out in his own way or he's just being gay for pay (and he doesn't even like boys). I'm not sure what to think. Increased openness, or increased acceptation to that part of the community that thinks of them as a gay (couple) and filling their pockets by buying merch and flocking to their shows ?

The problem thats been confusing me for a while and my shamelezz dickpig friends are exaggerating is he is hitting internal gay community sweet spots that wouldn't make sense as manipulativw tactic

Dammit dan why must it be like this

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 11:31 pm**

sweetmm wrote:His legs look like shiny polished white marbles

They do.

He is looking good though.

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 11:32 pm**

sweetmm wrote:His legs look like shiny polished white marbles

He looks good but weird choice of photo to take

I'm guessing Dan probably took it as per?

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 11:33 pm**

It wasn't Dan, it was a bird #phandivorceconfirmed

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 11:35 pm**

bluebox-away wrote:
sweetmm wrote:His legs look like shiny polished white marbles

He looks good but weird choice of photo to take I'm guessing Dan probably took it as per?

Well Phil is now calling Dan his "bird"

(take it in any context you want, but I take it as I want i.e. his babe)

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 11:36 pm**

Ticia wrote:It wasn't Dan, it was a bird #phandivorceconfirmed

#Danisabird? Just imagining the conversation though: 'can you take a quick photo of me lying on this nice carpet?'

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 11:37 pm**

A bird? Phil, you little troll. I don't even know why they answer that way. Someone doesn't have to be your boyfriend to take pictures of you. If you're with that person all the time, of course he's going to be the one that takes the picture. It doesn't mean anything. It's not suspicious.

Edit: you can see Dan took it with his phone and then sent it to Phil because Phil's phone is clearly in his pocket.

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 11:38 pm**

I have to agree though the carpet is beautiful and lush.

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 11:38 pm**

sweetmm wrote:
bluebox-away wrote:
sweetmm wrote:His legs look like shiny polished white marbles

He looks good but weird choice of photo to take I'm guessing Dan probably took it as per?
Well Phil is now calling Dan his "bird" (take it in any context you want, but I take it as I want i.e. his babe)

Since I'm already , that's how I'm going to interpreted it as well.

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 11:41 pm**

bluebox-away wrote:Surely Dan knew tweeting this would put the image of D&P having sex to All Star in everyone's minds right? How long till someone writes that fic?

That would be a nice change of pace actually , there's only so many fics of them doing it to a Muse song I can tolerate.

Phil's legs are so white damn, even I am almost blinded and I'm pretty pale myself (though I choose the pale life, I could tan if I wanted to). Also rolling around on dirty carpets is not good for your health, please take care of yourselves boys.

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 11:45 pm**

*starts whistling smash mouth* Time to fly, Philly

@gnostic. Hm. Like what sweet spots is he hitting that's not really #relatable. I'm gay, and I feeling very blind right now

They're flirts and a dirty dirty memelords. What subtext am i missing here?

Congrats on your deal btw except if it involves killing a employee of a competing company and assuming her identity to place large orders for your firm

Posted: **Fri May 20, 2016 11:50 pm**

bluebox-away wrote:
sweetmm wrote:His legs look like shiny polished white marbles

He looks good but weird choice of photo to take I'm guessing Dan probably took it as per?

As certified thirsty Phil trash this picture killed me and I'm typing this from the afterlife. I'm also loving sassy Phil on Twitter...of course Dan took it, who else would have.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2016 12:00 am**

I'm waiting for the phandom to start being creative with the pic; I mean with that pose and look on his face (after glow ) there be more exciting places he can be photoshopped in/on

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2016 12:00 am**

sweetmm wrote:His legs look like shiny polished white marbles

I can't stop looking at this, probably because I'm but the picture is framed well, it looks like a the cover of an arty film, is it bad I feel excited now as if it is for a film that doesn't exist? Idk, but the picture is literally what I've been waiting months for

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2016 12:05 am**

bluebox-away wrote:Surely Dan knew tweeting this would put the image of D&P having sex to All Star in everyone's minds right? How long till someone writes that fic?

This tweet made me snort with laughter. He's such a troll and I love it. Sign me up on the list of people who want that fic in all its comedic glory.

Also. I'm immensely late on Undertale commentary, and this is totally pointless, but I just want to add how much I irrationally love when Dan pulls an Adrian Bliss.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2016 12:07 am**

*revives Bedhead* Not yet, you have yet to fulfill your destiny. It is indeed a lush carpet. He looks so not relaxed - relaxed though. Like he's half fantasizing about tanning on tropical beach and half expecting someone to powerslam him at any moment.
The evidence of Dan physically attacking Phil is of course carefully recorded and plainly visible in trash compilation vids #stopdomesticabuse.
Also, just how tall is Dan really. Phil is about six feet but he looks like a smoll bean who's been photographed from 50 meter building or something

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2016 12:23 am**

Stakhanov wrote:feet but he looks like a smoll bean who's been photographed from 50 meter building or something

It looks like his bird took the photo from a balcony, hence the nice angle.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2016 12:27 am**

Stakhanov wrote:*revives Bedhead* Not yet, you have yet to fulfill your destiny. It is indeed a lush carpet. He looks so not relaxed - relaxed though. Like he's half fantasizing about tanning on tropical beach and half expecting someone to powerslam him at any moment.
The evidence of Dan physically attacking Phil is of course carefully recorded and plainly visible in trash compilation vids #stopdomesticabuse.
Also, just how tall is Dan really. Phil is about six feet but he looks like a smoll bean who's been photographed from 50 meter building or something

It's too late, I'm dead. Read Robert Frost at my funeral and play The Shins. I had a lover's quarrel with the world and all that. Also send the funeral bill to Godknows they have the money.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little bit drunk and am tempted to write AllStar related smut when I get back home

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2016 12:28 am**

sweetmm wrote:His legs look like shiny polished white marbles

I can go all tumblr and say that, this picture save me, clear my skin and pay my bills

He looks like a greek sculpture with modern clothes

Re: Why did Phil answer with 'this bird"
Because is obvious Dan took it! Why are people even asking, I was rolling my eyes while reading the responses to that tweet. If I was Phil I will answer with "your mum" ... thanks god I'm not a youtuber

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2016 12:40 am**

Now that the height discussion has been raised again and the question of tabinof editions has come up …

My copy of tabinof says Phil's height is 6'2.9" but I swear I've seen a scan of another copy where it said something like 6'2.99999"? Can anyone confirm this? It's clearly a joke in both cases (although more obvious in the second one)—it just seems weird that they would have changed it between editions. Unless I imagined the whole thing

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2016 1:17 am**

Love the new phloor pic (sorry), but is Phil wearing cut offs? That would make me unreasonably happy!

Also, I'll join the few of you who found the new Undertake to be a bit boring. Seemed to me like they were just box checking, so not really invested in the story line or game progression.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2016 1:18 am**

000dia000 wrote:
akui wrote:
hunnyftw wrote:I'm confused as to what you guys mean when you talk about them trying to not fall out of the closet. I don't think it's accurate to equate this phrase to them confirming Phan, and that's what you seem to be doing (correct me if I misunderstood you). Mind you, them not being totally heterosexual =/= Phan being 100% real.

However, if you equate falling out of the closet to them confirming their sexual orientation then imo recently Dan has very much almost completely jumped out of it with maybe one pinky finger still holding on. And what's more he's doing it in style and I'm loving it!
With Phil idk shit so... well. I'll stop.
By closet I meant their relationship, not their sexuality. Soz. Because that two guard
are best bros but secretly in love with each other
which is quite similar to phan if phan is real. So what i find funny is that they can't really make a relatable biffle bant during this one because it's gonna be awkward later when the guards
realized their love and becomes lovers later in the story
and people's gonna be suspicious and draw connection. So they just nervous/awkward laugh.
They will find someway to not address it. My bet is that if Dan is taking initiative he'll probably say I SHIP IT then wink at the camera then people will forget about it after a week.
If Phil took initiative then you can expect his darn clumsiness to spill ribena all over Dan's Mac, they'll forget about Undertale and do simulator in the next video

I think you called it! (part in bold)

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2016 1:24 am**

o_O Time to get some sleep.

I know what i'll be dreaming of...

Clearly my photo editing skills are godly

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2016 1:36 am**

Stakhanov wrote:o_O Time to get some sleep.

I know what i'll be dreaming of...

Clearly my photo editing skills are godly

OMG. this is quite possibly the best thing I have seen yet...

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