Also, way to be a gross little bitch and not cover your mouth when you sneeze DAN.
Where are your manners, young man?!
Dan & Phil Part 9: The most fun we've ever had
I play like Dan without the screamingadequack wrote:I love watching agario videos by people who can play, and I love watching D&P fail completely at games.
Phil plays just like me. High five Phil!!
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lmao my thoughts exactly.cora808 wrote:Also, way to be a gross little bitch and not cover your mouth when you sneeze DAN.
Where are your manners, young man?!
It was fun but the loudness during the last few minutes was unnecessary
Also, is that Phil's FB photo?

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Finally something! Thank fuck for that.
This game seems so boring yet also wierdly relaxing... Idk, I might actually give it a try now
Must agree with everyone who was tired of Dan's screaming. I noticed he started doing that towards the second half of the video, initially he was calmer and it should've stayed that way, jfc. On the other hand I loved hearing Phil being so aggressive (3:49 "ideally you wanna murder someone now", anyone?) and so tragically bad at the game at the same time. Each time he earnestly tried to give Dan a good advice I was impatiently waiting for the imminent disaster to happen and was never disappointed And I actually laughed out loud during the 11:30 Great Splitting Disaster and I genuinely very rarely laugh out loud at videos.
My initial verdict is that they somehow managed to keep me entertained even though they picked a seemingly boring game. Thanks, boys!
Also, I recognised some usernames as coming from my country (they used common words from my native language) and hearing Dan butchering the pronunciation of these usernames gave me life
This game seems so boring yet also wierdly relaxing... Idk, I might actually give it a try now
Must agree with everyone who was tired of Dan's screaming. I noticed he started doing that towards the second half of the video, initially he was calmer and it should've stayed that way, jfc. On the other hand I loved hearing Phil being so aggressive (3:49 "ideally you wanna murder someone now", anyone?) and so tragically bad at the game at the same time. Each time he earnestly tried to give Dan a good advice I was impatiently waiting for the imminent disaster to happen and was never disappointed And I actually laughed out loud during the 11:30 Great Splitting Disaster and I genuinely very rarely laugh out loud at videos.
My initial verdict is that they somehow managed to keep me entertained even though they picked a seemingly boring game. Thanks, boys!
Also, I recognised some usernames as coming from my country (they used common words from my native language) and hearing Dan butchering the pronunciation of these usernames gave me life
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That was cute, though I could feel Phil's stress, it doesn't look the most fun game. Dan going off at him messing it up was kinda funny, though not the most interesting video ever. Still, it's nice to see them. Both looking good, especially Phil.
HOLY SHIT A VIDEO
I'm going in with low expectations though, Agar.io just isn't that exciting imo. 14 minutes of colored balls eating each other, meh.
- Dan is wearing a Star Wars tshirt yet they didn't upload it on May 4th. Tsk.
- Dan shares my opinion on the game and Phil has no idea what he's doing.
- Dan your little sneezes are weirdly adorable but jfc sneeze into your elbow, were you raised in a barn?
- Considering Putin and Trump are equally scary, I don't even blame Phil for his mistake. Racist and homophobic white guys all look like shit sooooo...
- I feel like the Doge sticker is the only reason Dan agreed to this video.
- 'What is your problem with capital letters? Who are you Dan on Twitter?' Always here for some good old self awareness.
- 'Oh that felt that good Dan.' Heheh .
Could've been said in a more excited/erotic tone, but this video is already worth it just for that quote.
- Phil fucks up. He got stung by the Hot Pussy. This video keeps delivering.
- The Trump sticker is making me root against Dan. Like just the thought of anything with the guy's face on it being succesful makes me aggressive.
- Trump got eaten by Karma. Highlight of my day.
- 'Why was everyone avoiding Donald Trump, but now they just wanna lick my butt' :butt:
- Why... didn't they just make it a DvsP in the first place? Agar.io is not interesting enough to do again tbh. Unless we get a real plot twist, Dan is gonna win anyway considering Phil is awful at this.
- Still gotta sell dem TATINOF tickets. They honestly should've started the sale for those months earlier like in the UK, not mere weeks before the damn thing started. Mess.
It wasn't the game, but the stuff that came out of their mouth that made this video great. In the end it was more entertaining than I thought it would be, but after two weeks of nothing but the same selfies with different fans, them reading the yellow pages would be stellar content too.
i feel like I'm kinda bitchy today?? sorry if that's the case, i did genuinely enjoy watching it despite commentary
Dan's twitter replies are cracking me up
I'm going in with low expectations though, Agar.io just isn't that exciting imo. 14 minutes of colored balls eating each other, meh.
- Dan is wearing a Star Wars tshirt yet they didn't upload it on May 4th. Tsk.
- Dan shares my opinion on the game and Phil has no idea what he's doing.
- Dan your little sneezes are weirdly adorable but jfc sneeze into your elbow, were you raised in a barn?
- Considering Putin and Trump are equally scary, I don't even blame Phil for his mistake. Racist and homophobic white guys all look like shit sooooo...
- I feel like the Doge sticker is the only reason Dan agreed to this video.
- 'What is your problem with capital letters? Who are you Dan on Twitter?' Always here for some good old self awareness.
- 'Oh that felt that good Dan.' Heheh .
- Phil fucks up. He got stung by the Hot Pussy. This video keeps delivering.
- The Trump sticker is making me root against Dan. Like just the thought of anything with the guy's face on it being succesful makes me aggressive.
- Trump got eaten by Karma. Highlight of my day.
- 'Why was everyone avoiding Donald Trump, but now they just wanna lick my butt' :butt:
- Why... didn't they just make it a DvsP in the first place? Agar.io is not interesting enough to do again tbh. Unless we get a real plot twist, Dan is gonna win anyway considering Phil is awful at this.
- Still gotta sell dem TATINOF tickets. They honestly should've started the sale for those months earlier like in the UK, not mere weeks before the damn thing started. Mess.
It wasn't the game, but the stuff that came out of their mouth that made this video great. In the end it was more entertaining than I thought it would be, but after two weeks of nothing but the same selfies with different fans, them reading the yellow pages would be stellar content too.
i feel like I'm kinda bitchy today?? sorry if that's the case, i did genuinely enjoy watching it despite commentary
Dan's twitter replies are cracking me up
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Finally new content. Off to watch it, but I have to start by saying that the description is just great.iero wrote:agar.io is up!
In the greatest test of patience since I told Phil to stop buying houseplants, we attempt to play AGARIO!
So domestic
Totally missed that. Brilliant. wonder if there's any plants (or candles) on the bus. Both sound like a bad idea, but I wouldn't be surprised...!SquishPhan wrote:In the greatest test of patience since I told Phil to stop buying houseplants, we attempt to play AGARIO!
So domestic
Undertale next? Yessssss!!! It's been soooooo long!
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i have no idea what my 2016 signature actually meant so now you’re just getting this
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штоооооооо???(what)shezza wrote: interesting, so he's not hiding it anymore
But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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if you understand how a game works then you need to explain it at the start to have a connection with your audience. it's only fun in other videos because we're learning as they do, the explanation was too slow and spread out here
my name is jaejmine masters and i have something to say. dan and phil have fucked up japan
phil lester threw the first brick at stonewall, we love a queer icon
phil lester threw the first brick at stonewall, we love a queer icon
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With those two it wouldn't surprise me, but I do hope that the answer is no.IckleMissMayhem wrote:Totally missed that. Brilliant. wonder if there's any plants (or candles) on the bus. Both sound like a bad idea, but I wouldn't be surprised...!SquishPhan wrote:In the greatest test of patience since I told Phil to stop buying houseplants, we attempt to play AGARIO!
So domestic
Undertale next? Yessssss!!! It's been soooooo long!
I'm really excited about the next undertale, those videos are always long and great. Probably another two weeks wait.
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I'm very confused, and lost here. What did he 'come out' about exactly?Anonymousse wrote:штоооооооо???(what)shezza wrote: interesting, so he's not hiding it anymore
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That he wants to get thumbedSquishPhan wrote:I'm very confused, and lost here. What did he 'come out' about exactly?Anonymousse wrote:штоооооооо???(what)shezza wrote: interesting, so he's not hiding it anymore
Ugh, despite my positive opinion of the video, I agree with this so much. It should be a one-off. However, I have a feeling it may end up as such as I don't think that they always deliver on their DvsP promises... But I can't recall a specific example of such failed promise so correct me if I'm wrong.Catallena wrote: Why... didn't they just make it a DvsP in the first place? Agar.io is not interesting enough to do again tbh. Unless we get a real plot twist, Dan is gonna win anyway considering Phil is awful at this.
I don't know if you're bitchy but I agree with you (apart from this yellow pages comment but that's beside the point). The comments were on point and they were the only thing responsible for making this video enjoyable.Catallena wrote:It wasn't the game, but the stuff that came out of their mouth that made this video great. In the end it was more entertaining than I thought it would be, but after two weeks of nothing but the same selfies with different fans, them reading the yellow pages would be stellar content too.
i feel like I'm kinda bitchy today?? sorry if that's the case, i did genuinely enjoy watching it despite commentary
Also shikaritrash luckily the words that I saw were not offensive at all
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wait, now it just occured to me that maybe he's pointing out that he acknowledges the "they are not trying to hide it anymore" meme... hmm...loststars wrote:umMMm ?shezza wrote: interesting, so he's not hiding it anymoresometimes he's just so random wth
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look how happy he is here.ALONE!!! you can see it in his eyes, the relief that the annoying person left his side. Life is so tough for phil, my gorgeous baby
that's what i tought as well tbhPolarFox wrote:wait, now it just occured to me that maybe he's pointing out that he acknowledges the "they are not trying to hide it anymore" meme... hmm...loststars wrote:umMMm ?shezza wrote: interesting, so he's not hiding it anymoresometimes he's just so random wth
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It was an okay vid. Love Dan's lil troll face after mentioning how ironic it was that Trump was running away from someone called 'hola'.
Literally the technique of elbow-sneezing should be common knowledgeCatallena wrote: - Dan your little sneezes are weirdly adorable but jfc sneeze into your elbow, were you raised in a barn?![]()
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This is by no means a game that I would really enjoy playing myself, but I liked watching them do it. Story of my life.
Dan really should dial down his screaming, it went so well and then the last few minutes happened.
Phil’s laugh was adorable.
Dan wanted to support Phil, but he was just too bad at it. True.
I don’t particular want another one of these, even in a Dan vs. Phil format, but I wouldn’t hate it either.
Dan really should dial down his screaming, it went so well and then the last few minutes happened.
Phil’s laugh was adorable.
Dan wanted to support Phil, but he was just too bad at it. True.
I don’t particular want another one of these, even in a Dan vs. Phil format, but I wouldn’t hate it either.






Gonna go watch it now.



