- like 10 secs in and already mentioning phil
- “it’s another sexy Tuesday on earth and aren’t we all glad to be alive *existential stuff following* are you ok, daniel?
- he cut his hand (dan, this happens to me on a daily basis)
-new iphone that is black af and no headphone hole
- actually cut himself on the headphone cable, living flop
- “and it was bleeding for like an hour” wow drama queen
- chicken question again: he doesn’t want the responsibility (so no kids for you?)
- he doesn’t have snapchat but the “future is promising in a tiny irrelevant way” WHat does that mean?
- he prefers mcr cancer
- pewdiepie is a friend and he finds interesting what's currently going on with him
- “next pokemon video” – “hmm”
- music talk again I s2g it’s my least fav talk
- debate = ok
- he says it’s important to care about politics

I don’t like politics but I know it’s important
- they don’t want to age dil up because he should have kids
- banging the fucking table again, why did he develop that habit?
- tatinof teaser was a prologue to the show
- Billboards in LA and maybe the UK with Dan and Phil on it.
- thankfully ytr isn’t out in my country
- “dan doesn’t want a pet chicken = dan hates chickens confirmed” I like how he shows the people in the chat how ridiculous they are (not all of them, obviously)
- “is it possible to be too happy” uh, please give me some of your happiness if you don’t want it, stranger
- the sign on the door fell off: ghost?
- advice to break your legs so you won’t have to do homework, uhm, you just need your hands for that...
- phil drug talk
- “Tall lesbian” – “problematic”
- he understands why games like slither.io are fun but when he has free time he wouldn’t choose to play a .io game but “you do you”
- photoday advice *war flashbacks*
- "can you play the piano" – "NO" (hehe, love him)
- never ate/drank pumpkin spice just putting that out there. I never ate a pumpkin either
- Avatar talk and wow he spoiled me… I couldn’t react that fast, is he serious?
- food wars (I don’t understand what’s cool about this but I'm lowkey intrigued because food)
- kitchen sounds in the background (?) Is Philly cooking?
- Pokemon Go thingy that he doesn’t need arrived, he's still salty about the farfetch’d
- I didn’t see the unironic smiley tweet? What is he talking about?
- his tweet aesthetic
- explanation why he still has the doge shirt (its ok dan, no judgement from me)
- dan feeling violated by a postman and people apparently didn't understand his tweet
- “wear bike helmets”
- AHS S6: “me and phil are holding on” apparently it's not good so far and they hope for a twist but it could be a flop
- “bring phil" -" am I not good enough for you, Phil is doing Phil things in his Phil life” Ok...
_ Green Day released new songs??? Well, I’ve never been up to date with music, oops.
- He actually cried during bake off, I like how he’s honest about this stuff and therefore showing it's ok for a man to cry
- He doesn't have a number one feel-good-movie
- Avatar was progressive for that time but still problematic (I love him because he recognises male insecurity)
- He told the ambulance to shut up
- “we’re getting there” yeah, but so slowly it feels like we take steps back
- they spent the last six months working on all the current videos
- “do you know who fob is?” WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT?
- I'm watching the rest on phanshows because my Internet kills me