Dan & Phil Part 4: The Cheekiest Link

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Stakhanov wrote:The first 2 words of rule no 5 look identical. Jam Jam? Something candy related?
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Also, loving the new smilies, thanks again oqua.
I still think there are quotations in rule 6 (as I said in the last forum.... cough cough), it looks like the word "down" to me but I'm not sure.
and "Plan for Radio 1 ...." for rule 4. I can't un-see it.
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greatnessflicker wrote:
If I was PJ I would have thrown out those socks long ago. I'm sure Dan can survive without them.
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SquishPhan wrote:
greatnessflicker wrote:
If I was PJ I would have thrown out those socks long ago. I'm sure Dan can survive without them.
They are probably black so it wouldn't matter to Dan anyway haha.
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And he constantly keeps talking about sock goblins,
AND THEN THIS.
pfft, probably always leaves his socks at places outside of his house.

But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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[warning: link is an onision video - jesp]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVdWSpKmRno
2:09
eh
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Anonymousse wrote:And he constantly keeps talking about sock goblins,
AND THEN THIS.
pfft, probably always leaves his socks at places outside of his house.
I feel like there are more socks behind his furniture than in his drawer.
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clarinetupmyass wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVdWSpKmRno
2:09
eh
He is creepy af :?
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Nah my vote is that PJ is talking about the Harry Potter socks that Dan left in January. Definitely remember a tweet & Harry Potter joke about it then. Although I suppose he could have visited again and forgot another pair of socks...
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mermaid blood wrote:oh that's interesting, Stakhanov, that you interpret them that way. I always took those askfm replies pretty much on face value, they don't sound hugely bitter or mean to me. i think it dashed some fan's hopes who liked to romanticise that these 4 guys hung out all the time and knew one another better than anyone in the world, but what he said was pretty realistic and i don't think reflects badly on any of their intentions/motivations. he's not saying what we do see and know is 'fake', just that's it's not the whole story. which should be obvious to anyone except maybe the very young. that's applicable in any life; 'knowing' someone is partly an illusion dependent on what you are exposed to, a judgement or sensation in some respects. add a camera and a stranger and that is magnified.

I assume Chris had genuine fun at times being friends with the other three and seeing them socially, and it appears he still has respect for them, if his recent tweets are anything to go by. the intersection of any pulling away due to depression with the natural tendency for social connections to drift over time can only be guessed. being asked about it constantly when he was (admittedly) very lonely though, would make anyone come across antsy. i don't blame the poor guy.
yeah I agree with everything you said.
I don't believe there was no friendship at all between Chris and D&P (and PJ too i guess but it's another story as they are all still friends with PJ). I think they had fun spending time together and Chris invited them on the holiday in Italy that he won, this already proves quite a good level of friendship.
He also describes them positively here:
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But yeah with the "I don't know him" about Dan, I think he wanted to put to death this idea that they are besties and hang out together all the time and know everything about each other. He probably went in a bit too hard implying that they were never friends or friends only for the cameras which i don't believe is true, even though the friendship was enhanced by the camera.
As for the falling out, I never believed there was a huge story behind it. Chris was very clearly in a bad place already in 2013 and from his own admission it went even worse until end of last year. I have lost a lot of friends pushing them aside and isolating myself when I was depressed so I think that's what happened here. Plus coupled with the fact D&P probs didn't reach out/imposed themselves enough to stay in his life at that moment (maybe they were a bit pissed with the phan 2022 wedding, but i just think it was that life happened) and bam they didn't see each other for 2 years.
I would't judge D&P too hard on this because it is very difficult to reach out to someone depressed, especially when you are not that close in the first place. Obviously I wouldn't judge Chris either.

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The more i think about chris's "they are the same person", the more i feel he didn't mean deepy are really alike and basically the same person. I felt like he meant "they are super close they merged into one", which sounds gross and gooey why did i say that, but i think he meant they have the deepest connection that they think like one.
clarinetupmyass wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVdWSpKmRno
2:09
eh
Seriously, onision is the reason why Shane Dawson is funny and good.
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akui wrote:
clarinetupmyass wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVdWSpKmRno
2:09
eh
Seriously, onision is the reason why Shane Dawson is funny and good.
Nope, they are both terrible in my opinion. Don't get the fuss about either of them.
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akui wrote:
Anonymousse wrote:And he constantly keeps talking about sock goblins,
AND THEN THIS.
pfft, probably always leaves his socks at places outside of his house.
I feel like there are more socks behind his furniture than in his drawer.
Holy F you made me laugh so much, because I have thought about this before.

That is probably why he keeps wearing Phil's underwear, because he hides his behind items of furniture.

But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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SquishPhan wrote:
akui wrote:
clarinetupmyass wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVdWSpKmRno
2:09
eh
Seriously, onision is the reason why Shane Dawson is funny and good.
Nope, they are both terrible in my opinion. Don't get the fuss about either of them.
If you need another to make you look funny/good, you're neither in truth.

As for the socks: Dan giving Phil grief for leaving socks all over the place... At least Phil doesn't leave them in someone else's home!!
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IckleMissMayhem wrote: As for the socks: Dan giving Phil grief for leaving socks all over the place... At least Phil doesn't leave them in someone else's home!!
Good point, Phil should use that the next time Dan is complaining about him leaving his socks all over their place. :lol:
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IckleMissMayhem wrote:
SquishPhan wrote:
akui wrote:
clarinetupmyass wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVdWSpKmRno
2:09
eh
Seriously, onision is the reason why Shane Dawson is funny and good.
Nope, they are both terrible in my opinion. Don't get the fuss about either of them.
If you need another to make you look funny/good, you're neither in truth.
What i meant was the only reason shane isn't too bad is because onision is worse.

Am I Jeb Bush today why no one laugh at my joke... :wahh: please clap
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akui wrote: What i meant was the only reason shane isn't too bad is because onision is worse.

Am I Jeb Bush today why no one laugh at my joke... :wahh: please clap
*claps*

hey, LOL nobody laughed at my thought of Dan throwing his underwear behind furniture and having to wear Phil's because he can't find his.

And yet I blame my bad English skills for the lack of support... or the lack of a Kudos button.

But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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Lol, dan's socks...come on use that excuse to go another time to visit each other,

clarinetupmyass wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVdWSpKmRno
2:09
eh
Hi, sorry hate to came off as this special snowflake but could people in the future warn if this is about onison, probably is only in my pc and mobile but the thumbnail didn't show,I don't wanna give a view to a person like that that from what I read in past forums was also accused of serious things.
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clarinetupmyass wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVdWSpKmRno
2:09
eh
Can you please put a trigger warning when you link to Onison or whatever is his name... well not really, but please say the channel name, i don't like to give that guy even a 1/8 of the views.

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Anonymousse wrote:
akui wrote: What i meant was the only reason shane isn't too bad is because onision is worse.

Am I Jeb Bush today why no one laugh at my joke... :wahh: please clap
*claps*

hey, LOL nobody laughed at my thought of Dan throwing his underwear behind furniture and having to wear Phil's because he can't find his.

And yet I blame my bad English skills for the lack of support... or the lack of a Kudos button.
Thank you, and I though your idea of Dan wearing Phil's undie is because he can't find his is very valid.

btw oqua don't you think this is even more passive aggresive than ?
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akui wrote:
Anonymousse wrote:
akui wrote: What i meant was the only reason shane isn't too bad is because onision is worse.

Am I Jeb Bush today why no one laugh at my joke... :wahh: please clap
*claps*

hey, LOL nobody laughed at my thought of Dan throwing his underwear behind furniture and having to wear Phil's because he can't find his.

And yet I blame my bad English skills for the lack of support... or the lack of a Kudos button.
Thank you, and I though your idea of Dan wearing Phil's undie is because he can't find his is very valid.

btw oqua don't you think this is even more passive aggresive than ?
What? Don't say that, i just use because I didn't want to sound mean :facepalm:
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corn flakes wrote:
clarinetupmyass wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVdWSpKmRno
2:09
eh
Hi, sorry hate to came off as this special snowflake but could people in the future warn if this is about onison, probably is only in my pc and mobile but the thumbnail didn't show,I don't wanna give a view to a person like that that from what I read in past forums was also accused of serious things.
Same. Also giving a quick recap of what's happening in the posted videos would be good, I hate when people just post a link like "1:45 lmao look what she says" like no sorry I honestly just don't want to give some people views. Esp. with people like Onison, he's creepy and disgusting.
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corn flakes wrote:Lol, dan's socks...come on use that excuse to go another time to visit each other,
Yesss Dan should go fifth wheel with PJ/Sophie & Melix if Phil is leaving this weekend! He doesn't like being alone in the flat anyway. And maybe they should all vlog it. And maybe also invite Chris along so we can see the crabstickz/pewdiepie collab I've only just recently decided I need in my life.
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okay so changing topic a bit but i have always wondered what happened with the las vegas vid? i wasn't as deep in the phandom at that point so i literally have no idea what everyone's referring to when they talk about it :| i'm hoping they secretly got married
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grannypants wrote:okay so changing topic a bit but i have always wondered what happened with the las vegas vid? i wasn't as deep in the phandom at that point so i literally have no idea what everyone's referring to when they talk about it :| i'm hoping they secretly got married
He lost the footage.

But if you wanna know what happen... basically they won the lottery, fight the mafia, fly a helicopter, find area 51 and join the circus mnmn the fbi was also involved
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