Dan & Phil part 25: 15% depth, 75% bants

[nephilimcat]

Ugh, twitter accounts like that are the reason people hate the Phandom as a whole Can't people stop being so unbelievably invasive? I wonder if Dan saw it and laughs about it (like most of us) or if he's genuinely annoyed and angry. I could imagine both. I really hope the "girlfriend" has something to do with it or otherwise I feel really sorry for her. Maybe it's her account and she just wants attention, not only 10 year-olds do stupid stuff like this. I'm laughing, cringing, rolling my eyes and facepalming at the same time seeing those stupid tweets

[Ablissa]

Sorry for the OT but I've been so out of the loop and I want to know what's going on
[offtopic]can anyone fill me in on what's the whole Darla thing about?[/offtopic]

To stay on topic, I wonder if the person on Twitter is the one that pretended to hack Dan? Seems similar (crazy) somehow.

[dollicious]

overall, i felt like he was in a better mood today than last week. not too much to say as he mainly talked about things that we already knew.
i’m just going to preface this with what was up with the overwhelming amount of dad jokes in this ls? can you maybe chill, dan.

- trailers up tomorrow at 7pm!!
- counting down to the 5th they are doing 5 days of “gifts.” whatever this means i am so on board.
- when he was talking about the billboards he said that “phil’s is like great" but his is “going to make people shit and say ‘really dan’” (i wasn’t sure what he meant by that? are they having different themes because how could phil’s be better than his idek).
- dan agrees zuko is daddy “5/5 dad rating in the last season.”
- i love deppy talking about atla in general and his male insecurity and gender stereotypes discussion is something i could listen about for the whole hour tbh.
- re: countdown to ytr release “we’ve done things to answer your questions.” i’m excited to see the countdown videos and along side everything else in the coming weeks, this forum is going to have so much to discuss.

[hannah]

Sorry for the OT but I've been so out of the loop and I want to know what's going on
[offtopic]can anyone fill me in on what's the whole Darla thing about?[/offtopic]

To stay on topic, I wonder if the person on Twitter is the one that pretended to hack Dan? Seems similar (crazy) somehow.

The Darla theory is explained here; http://indepthbants.com/post33107.html#p33107
I think its the same girl, or as nephilimcat said it could be Grace herself but from her twitter she doesn't seem like that kind of person.

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[Lurktacularr]

Liveshow was alright. Not much to comment on but I enjoyed it. One of those where I play a mindless app while listening for 80%. Not like the ones a few weeks ago where I was like throughout lol. Not necessarily complaining.

On that twitter: I feel like its not even invasive (for Dan) because its so ridiculous? Like, come on. Anyone with a pair of brain cells to rub together can see its ridiculous. They're not digging up any 'dirt' on Dan or stalking him, they're just suggesting he's dating a fan based off a few M&G pics which are already available to the phandom at large. Meh.

I'd like to hope the girl in question is in on the joke because she appears to be a keeno Dan stan. Although supposedly she's 19 and I was really hoping the instigators of this joke were like 10 year old (for their own sakes) so who knows. Feel sorry for her if not.

Since I last looked (before the liveshow) its gone into full meltdown on that account maybe they know they're trolling and just having a laugh. Hope so. If not then... jesus christ

[anathema]

To stay on topic, I wonder if the person on Twitter is the one that pretended to hack Dan? Seems similar (crazy) somehow.

It's not:

[Artdefines06]

I think Darla had to go back to school and doesn't have time to send messages anymore...Even if the theory was right and they lurked here and saw you had all figured it out, I don't think that would stop them from doing it. (Not being judgy, just contributing my opinion, I would super love the idea of them having a tell)

It occurs to me I'm not ready for the next week. I need to get ahead on my hw so I don't have to do anything but be on the internet for the next 7-10 days apparently. Life is hard. Hopefully the 29/30th will be quiet so I can focus on adulting.

[coffeepenguin]

Some Dan's ls thoughts:

- First of all, HOW ARE THEY BOTH STILL ALIVE? I mean, I'm extremely clumsy myself and I'm always covered in bruises, but cutting yourself with your headphones is next level, sorry

- What's with the chicken questions?

- So they really don't have any idea about the Pewdiepie youtube drama video and apparently don't expect anything weird from him, judging by the fact that they are completely unfazed by mentions of his name (unlike by, let's just say, some other youtubers'), interrrrresting (but I liked Dan's general opinion on Felix's current kinda meltdown)

- Dan talking about politics and gender stereotypes

- Undertale week

- Why are they stanning Ryan Murphy so much anyway?

- People sneaking into his bedroom while he sleeps taking things from him, who might that be I wonder (ok, it was a stupid question which got the answer it deserved, but Dan at least could have used it for another Phil mention, just saying)

- Excited for the trailers tomorrow and especially for the countdown (give me all those sweet behind the scenes snippets, I'll take anything, however insignificant), but now officially sad about the EU TATINOF, they really did bury it and they really prefer letting things go away quietly, like someone said recently

[taetaewl]

Ha wouldn't this be fun, Dan to Phil: "can you believe this shit? I can't believe they would think I would do something like that? I mean the only person that is dating a fan is you Philly, isn't that right?" Phil: "go to sleep Dan and stop bothering me or I'm throwing ur phone out of the window".
Dan: "yeah like you would do that Philly- omg no! give me back my precious!"
(Don't ya worry, I see the door and I will let myself out)

I wonder if the phandom is getting bored, I mean why the reason need to create rumors and digging up the past? (referring to the twitter and tubmr incident) Maybe DnP left the pandom unattended for too long when they went on their tour and now we are all dried up and just want something to happen, hence the drama? It's pretty suck-y that it needs to happen at this moment, now that dnp are ready to release their films and stuff.... or is it just a bad coincident? Seems like it's going to be a rather bumpy ride this year if fans keep seeking reason to shake the building blocks that is phandom.

[buffy]

I love Dan's ls's so here are some thoughts:

-he's over the group chat shout-outs- me too, dan

-his new iphone headphone plug gouged his finger- technology will kill us all

-"daddy howell frick me up". "okay, let's break from the messages for a bit".

-he's hyping the new Bon Iver album, yasssssssss music I actually like (not Kanye)

-talks about politics while not apologizing for doing so. yes please, more

-tatinof branding coming- how hard am I going to cringe??

-"where is Phil?" "I don't know, doing Phil things in his Phil life"- throwbackkkk

-"I'd never choose to play slitherio"- then why did you dan???

-no pokemon(ditl) vids until an update

-"I'm in my own hallway, I'm not wearing socks. I'm vulnerable." same

-"Zoe is infinitely more fabulous and the queen"- dan + zoe OTP 5ever

-"what's life about?" "good tea"

Hope everyone's having a phan-dabby-doozie day

[majitzu]

This is cute look at me avoiding study


credits: octolevi

[anathema]

-he's hyping the new Bon Iver album, yasssssssss music I actually like (not Kanye)

Yes! I really like Bon Iver so I was super excited when he started talking them. And yes Dan, your friend is right, it's ee-vair, because it comes from "hiver", which is French for winter.

[Catallena]

So that danhasagf Twitter... Is the Grace girl actually getting harassed by them or is she actually behind this because she's an attention seeking teenager with issues? Or maybe a friend of hers? No one would be so delusional to look at a girls' M&G pic or whatever and be like 'Yep they're fucking' right? RIGHT? GUYS?

His liveshow was mega lagtastic for me so going to have to rewatch to make any decent points. The only bit that I got through without lag was the pokemon go rant. My opinions on that:
> no way is he nearly level 30 seeing as he was 25 in Hong Kong. Hes said for weeks now he's given up playing so unless he's lying he wouldn't be anywhere near 30. I've been addicted the whole time and I was at 25 when he was and I'm only half way through 26.
> he keeps moaning that London only has rattata, pidgey, drowzee and you'd have to have it on all the time to 'randomly' catch the 30 or so he needs. well, this isn't actually true. London has so many Pokemon nests it's easy to actually go to random places and catch all the ones you need to evolve. he's a fan of reddit and there are threads dedicated to these places. what he means is he's a lazy fuck and he can't be arsed to travel to catch them. they've just moved all the nests around so he could easily catch the remaining ones he needs. I have 24 left to catch and it's much easier to catch them all.
</boringpokemongorantover>

Omg the lazy arse. London is so nice for PoGo, tall brat doesn't know how good he has it.

[flarequake]

That was a good liveshow, he seemed calmer again. Amazing how much mileage he can get out of cutting his finger to make such a story of it. If he's that dramatic in real life it'd be annoying pretty fast. The mailman story too, cripes, sockless and vulnerable on your own doorstep, I wasn't sure if I wanted to hug him or

Loved hearing about what's coming, the way he described all these answer videos, the billboards with whatever-could-it-be-lol-Dan-so-funny on them, piqued my curiosity well Didn't get where the chicken question came from, but they often go the way of urban foxes so no.

Didn't love him joking we all deserve any emotional breakdown over them, bit close to the wire. I'm glad to hear him shut down or call out daft things that people go too far with, though, even if it seems a long time coming and still too little to actually stop much of it, but it needs saying sometimes by the two people with the clout to be heard. I'm guessing they're ignoring, used to, laughing at etc the twit dramz, just a shame for it to be anywhere near all their stuff happening.

It was funny hearing his opinions on Black Butler since one of the friends of mine who introduced me to anime loved it, but he made a good point about the change in the story. Gotta catch up on Bake Off, but I like Candice too, hadn't seen the resemblance to Zoella, though I had admired her lipsticks as well as her baked pub.

Interesting to hear the truth from missemma about Pokemon Go not actually being that boring if you bother.

Omg the lazy arse. London is so nice for PoGo, tall brat doesn't know how good he has it.

I like the way you put this

[sinnamonrollphil]

re: silly g/f rumours

using this to freak everyone out

....but literally 4 days later we have this

but you know

[alittledizzy]

re: silly g/f rumours

using this to freak everyone out

Considering that was also the date she went to tatinof, it's even more hilarious that anyone would consider it proof of anything.

I hope people leave the girl alone if she has nothing to do with this.

[isabella]

I genuinely feel bad for this girl because she seems to want nothing to do with this. Like god what year is it haha I thought we had seen the last of the g/f rumours. I just hope dan and phil aren't letting it stress them too much with everything else they have going on and that people leave this poor girl alone. Apparently someone has found her address too, which is just so far past extra.

In other ls news, I'm betting dan's tatinof promo branding has something to do with llamas. Either way, I'm hyped for the trailers tomorrow. I saw tatinof and it was great, but I'm looking forward to seeing a bit of the documentary!

[NoOneWantsATortoise]

- he doesn’t have snapchat but the “future is promising in a tiny irrelevant way” WHat does that mean?

I feel like they're going to release a snapchat filter for ytr? like all the other youtubers maybe on the day it goes live? meh, it will probably be one of those that depends on your location and I will not be able to use it

I'm just now watching the ls, first thing my mind went to was advent calendar pics?

[isabella]

I'm just now watching the ls, first thing my mind went to was advent calendar pics?

ohh i could see them using sc filters to make hilarious advent calendar pics!

[blueapple_x]

- he doesn’t have snapchat but the “future is promising in a tiny irrelevant way” WHat does that mean?

I feel like they're going to release a snapchat filter for ytr? like all the other youtubers maybe on the day it goes live? meh, it will probably be one of those that depends on your location and I will not be able to use it

I'm just now watching the ls, first thing my mind went to was advent calendar pics?

Same.

I wonder if the films will also be released at 7pm next Wednesday. I hope they don't release it randomly without saying when they're doing it. Does anyone know if YTR uploads are scheduled for specific times or do the youtubers release the content at any random time they want?

[dezzawintz]

Your friendly and likely long forgotten neighbourhood pigeon checking in to say that I somehow just got sucked into researching Dan's progression of suitcases for an entire bloody hour, because I feel for the poor lass, and it seemed reasonable when I started. Just a quick google, she says. It'll only take a minute, she says.

Get ready for some pointless and quite frankly boring trivia, lol.

Dan had a red suitcase that broke in early 2015. I think he's had the black one since(?), and it has the same handle as the one in seen in his liveshow. For all the cameos that Phil's blue beauty has made in recent times, it turns out we've never properly seen Dan's from the front. There's a glimpse of it in his blinded myself video, but the liveshow one is blurry as fuck and it's hard to compare them, and tbh if I'd read the word 'suitcase' one more time I might have spontaneously combusted.

Anyway, pretty damn sure that it's his, which everyone already knew, but this wasted hour had to result in something.

Bonus fact: They also seem to have a large darker blue one that pops up from time to time, and a couple(?) of smaller ones. My aunt's, vet's, uncle's, podiatrist's, cat's, masseuse's, cousin's rabbit told me that people can own more than one suitcase (ugh) so it must be true!!1

Bonus bonus fact: as far as I can tell, the suitcases (damn it) that they used in their dapgo book cover edits thing were just props. I know, riveting stuff. Hold onto your hats, kids.

Also, not to be a debbie downer (I know you're all feeling PUMPED after this gr8 post) but I think it might be worth considering reporting the twitter account in question. The tweets are deleted now, but they were threatening to post the girl's address (deppy's too, what's new) not too long ago, and I doubt there's any substance to it but it's better safe than sorry.

[august]

Your friendly and likely long forgotten neighbourhood pigeon checking in to say that I somehow just got sucked into researching Dan's progression of suitcases for an entire bloody hour, because I feel for the poor lass, and it seemed reasonable when I started. Just a quick google, she says. It'll only take a minute, she says.

Get ready for some pointless and quite frankly boring trivia, lol.

Dan had a red suitcase that broke in early 2015. I think he's had the black one since(?), and it has the same handle as the one in seen in his liveshow. For all the cameos that Phil's blue beauty has made in recent times, it turns out we've never properly seen Dan's from the front. There's a glimpse of it in his blinded myself video, but the liveshow one is blurry as fuck and it's hard to compare them, and tbh if I'd read the word 'suitcase' one more time I might have spontaneously combusted.

Anyway, pretty damn sure that it's his, which everyone already knew, but this wasted hour had to result in something.

Bonus fact: They also seem to have a large darker blue one that pops up from time to time, and a couple(?) of smaller ones. My aunt's, vet's, uncle's, podiatrist's, cat's, masseuse's, cousin's rabbit told me that people can own more than one suitcase (ugh) so it must be true!!1

Bonus bonus fact: as far as I can tell, the suitcases (damn it) that they used in their dapgo book cover edits thing were just props. I know, riveting stuff. Hold onto your hats, kids.

Also, not to be a debbie downer (I know you're all feeling PUMPED after this gr8 post) but I think it might be worth considering reporting the twitter account in question. The tweets are deleted now, but they were threatening to post the girl's address (deppy's too, what's new) not too long ago, and I doubt there's any substance to it but it's better safe than sorry.

this is the content i lurk here for

[eevee]

Thoughts:

Jumping straight into that existentialism

Who tf is so young they haven’t seen Spongebob and don’t know what Plankton is smh

That cut on his hand is pretty gross. How tf did he cut it on his headphones.

I can imagine Dan saying that his cut is more important like that to Phil lmao

Damn how rigorous are you….when you….thrust…your hand….places

I would’ve loved a TATINOF geotag, where is the geotag gonna be now??

Ooooooo official art for the films!!

OMFG I wanna see this billboard of deppy in Cali

So what is he bringing back llamas?? Placentas??

“Phil and his drugs” *sassy hand movement* im DEAD

“I am a daddy” “your lip gloss is popping” im fucking dead, I can’t stop laughing at all these creative descriptions of Dan oh my god

Pumpkin spice is not just cinnamon I want you to LEAVE

The Pokemon GO device is at least really pretty and probably a good keepsake

Spooky week? Nice.

Felix is your dad? Dan….

And the most impotant: PHIL WANTS TO SEE DAN IN THE DOG FILTER EVERY DAY. YES. NO ONE CAN TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME.

[anathema]

Thoughts:

Jumping straight into that existentialism

Who tf is so young they haven’t seen Spongebob and don’t know what Plankton is smh

That cut on his hand is pretty gross. How tf did he cut it on his headphones.

I can imagine Dan saying that his cut is more important like that to Phil lmao

Damn how rigorous are you….when you….thrust…your hand….places

I would’ve loved a TATINOF geotag, where is the geotag gonna be now??

Ooooooo official art for the films!!

OMFG I wanna see this billboard of deppy in Cali

So what is he bringing back llamas?? Placentas??

“Phil and his drugs” *sassy hand movement* im DEAD

“I am a daddy” “your lip gloss is popping” im fucking dead, I can’t stop laughing at all these creative descriptions of Dan oh my god

Pumpkin spice is not just cinnamon I want you to LEAVE

The Pokemon GO device is at least really pretty and probably a good keepsake

Spooky week? Nice.

Felix is your dad? Dan….

And the most impotant: PHIL WANTS TO SEE DAN IN THE DOG FILTER EVERY DAY. YES. NO ONE CAN TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME.

Wait, what? I missed this. Timestamp?

[jesuisunèléve]

Your friendly and likely long forgotten neighbourhood pigeon checking in to say that I somehow just got sucked into researching Dan's progression of suitcases for an entire bloody hour, because I feel for the poor lass, and it seemed reasonable when I started. Just a quick google, she says. It'll only take a minute, she says.

Get ready for some pointless and quite frankly boring trivia, lol.

Dan had a red suitcase that broke in early 2015. I think he's had the black one since(?), and it has the same handle as the one in seen in his liveshow. For all the cameos that Phil's blue beauty has made in recent times, it turns out we've never properly seen Dan's from the front. There's a glimpse of it in his blinded myself video, but the liveshow one is blurry as fuck and it's hard to compare them, and tbh if I'd read the word 'suitcase' one more time I might have spontaneously combusted.

Anyway, pretty damn sure that it's his, which everyone already knew, but this wasted hour had to result in something.

Bonus fact: They also seem to have a large darker blue one that pops up from time to time, and a couple(?) of smaller ones. My aunt's, vet's, uncle's, podiatrist's, cat's, masseuse's, cousin's rabbit told me that people can own more than one suitcase (ugh) so it must be true!!1

Bonus bonus fact: as far as I can tell, the suitcases (damn it) that they used in their dapgo book cover edits thing were just props. I know, riveting stuff. Hold onto your hats, kids.

Also, not to be a debbie downer (I know you're all feeling PUMPED after this gr8 post) but I think it might be worth considering reporting the twitter account in question. The tweets are deleted now, but they were threatening to post the girl's address (deppy's too, what's new) not too long ago, and I doubt there's any substance to it but it's better safe than sorry.

this is the content i lurk here for

REGARDING SUITCASEGATE: Didn't Phil mention not too long ago that his mom was coming to visit?