Dan & Phil Part 42: lying makes you go to hell

[Susanisnotafish]

Okay, guys, here's an important question: deppy have been quiet, and we have no idea of their current whereabouts. They are finished with their Australian trip, yes? So what's next on their agenda? Have they explicitly stated their movements after Amplify? Did they suggest going to Hong Kong/Florida? How long have they said they will out of Britain?

Not only have they not said what they were doing after Amplify, but Dan even evaded giving an indicator of what timezone they're in.

I don't like this. Where are they?? What are they planning? They are making a lot of Illuminati references recently, maybe they're returned to the rest of the lizard people? Why all the secrets?

I don't understand why Dan would even reply to that time question if that was his answer. I love wondering what his actions mean.

[Susanisnotafish]

What Would You Do If... timestamps

:37 - Brown or black? (It looks black to me.)
1:00 - Warning from Dan not to judge them based on the answers.

11:20 - Monkey question. Oh buddy.
11:27 - "Have sex with the monkey once a month." Followed by immediate strong 'no' from Phil on having sex with the monkey once a month.
11:31 - "Have a loving, intimate non-sexual relationship"
Phil: Yes.
Dan: Spooning and kissing.
Phil: I would spoon a monkey for sure.
Dan: Kiss? Marry?
Phil: (stuttering) Ki- Ma- Kiss- I didn't say kiss.
Dan: That's non-sexual. It could be like a friendly kiss. Romantic one.
11:52 - "Marry it and become like any married couple" Dan immediately relates married to less happy than the non-sexual relationship or the monthly sexual one, and also infers that if you pick a loving but non-sexual relationship there won't be anyone else in your life.
Dan: "That could have a lot of drama and tears. You'd fight, non-aggressively. Or you- you couldn't have anyone else in your life if you had this relationshp. Or just once a month, spank the monkey. But then you get to live a normal life."
12:10 - Phil starts to try and cut Dan off in a very frustrated, slightly belligerant way. Dan continues pushing Phil to pick the sex once a month one.
12:26 - "I would spoon the monkey and watch some Game of Thrones and then go to bed in separate beds."
12:40 - "No monkey sex." Firm response from Phil.

I find this so interesting, especially the bold part. Also wondering if this was new info for Phil, as he mentioned at 13:28 that "we learned things".

[Susanisnotafish]

why they've started calling each other Danny and Philly?

Found this on tumbler and I thought it was cute and went with this question. Don't take it seriously plz.

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[vogonsrock]

My mind was wandering to thoughts of Deps as it does for too high a percentage of the day, and how despite seeming dorky they are very astute and sneaky (in a good way, ie able to keep secrets etc, and manipulate us to a certain extent.. again not in a bad way).

Then it wandered to thoughts of seeding, they are very good at slowly dropping things into our minds, like Dan with his male attraction mentions. Perhaps the comments about the monkey question, being in monogamous and loving non sexual relationship was a form of seeding; preparing the ground for the suspected house move. They will have put into our minds that they can be best buds who sometimes kiss and spoon but don't have the wild butt sex or other less butt centric sex. Therefor we can be satisfied that they love each other and live together but feel more comfortable in themselves that fewer of us are gleefully imagining them humping each other, and allowing their 'brand' to remain kind of ambiguous.

It's probably not any of the above, and I have too much time for mind wandering. I personally don't believe they are actually non sexual and I don't believe the platonic monkey cuddling means anything about their actual real relationship (whatever that is). I also believe that they are together in every way. They've made way to many casually randy comments (including using naked booths as follower incentives on Dan's part) since 2009 and Phil was a horny little devil before that, for me to think otherwise. Sorry this was so rambly.

[cryptic_phan]

OK I dont know if this is still relivant but just because dan like both males and females(in theory ) doesnt mean his will come out as bi. thereare other sexuality were he may feel more comfortable in (just an idea)

dont mind me im half asleep writing this

[kalli]

Okay, guys, here's an important question: deppy have been quiet, and we have no idea of their current whereabouts. They are finished with their Australian trip, yes? So what's next on their agenda? Have they explicitly stated their movements after Amplify? Did they suggest going to Hong Kong/Florida? How long have they said they will out of Britain?

Not only have they not said what they were doing after Amplify, but Dan even evaded giving an indicator of what timezone they're in.

I don't like this. Where are they?? What are they planning? They are making a lot of Illuminati references recently, maybe they're returned to the rest of the lizard people? Why all the secrets?

I don't understand why Dan would even reply to that time question if that was his answer. I love wondering what his actions mean.

For some reason my first thought was that he tweeted from a plane, going between time zones. But if the flight had wifi, which he would have obviously needed to tweet, his phone would have automatically updated as they passed through time zones, so he would have technically known the time if that was the case. Although "idek" is an easy response if your time zone is changing frequently, so I suppose that could still be the reasoning behind it.

It may have been to say in a fairly subtle way that they don't want to reveal their location at the moment. If they went to another place on vacation, it's probably just to mess with us by refusing to give clues. If they're back in the UK, maybe they want everyone to connect it to #movinggate and generate more talk about the possibility of them moving so it comes as less of a surprise when they announce it.

Or, it could have simply been meant in an "idk i'm too jetlagged" way. I would imagine they've adjusted by now if they're still in Australia, but if they've left it would make sense

[Susanisnotafish]

Okay, guys, here's an important question: deppy have been quiet, and we have no idea of their current whereabouts. They are finished with their Australian trip, yes? So what's next on their agenda? Have they explicitly stated their movements after Amplify? Did they suggest going to Hong Kong/Florida? How long have they said they will out of Britain?

Not only have they not said what they were doing after Amplify, but Dan even evaded giving an indicator of what timezone they're in.

I don't like this. Where are they?? What are they planning? They are making a lot of Illuminati references recently, maybe they're returned to the rest of the lizard people? Why all the secrets?

I don't understand why Dan would even reply to that time question if that was his answer. I love wondering what his actions mean.

For some reason my first thought was that he tweeted from a plane, going between time zones. But if the flight had wifi, which he would have obviously needed to tweet, his phone would have automatically updated as they passed through time zones, so he would have technically known the time if that was the case. Although "idek" is an easy response if your time zone is changing frequently, so I suppose that could still be the reasoning behind it.

It may have been to say in a fairly subtle way that they don't want to reveal their location at the moment. If they went to another place on vacation, it's probably just to mess with us by refusing to give clues. If they're back in the UK, maybe they want everyone to connect it to #movinggate and generate more talk about the possibility of them moving so it comes as less of a surprise when they announce it.

Or, it could have simply been meant in an "idk i'm too jetlagged" way. I would imagine they've adjusted by now if they're still in Australia, but if they've left it would make sense

Those are some great thoughts! I love how we all put our minds together to speculate and possibly stumble onto some truth. I hadn't even thought that if they are moving they might want us to get used to the idea. I had been assuming they wanted it super secret. I sure hope they are moving! And the sooner the better if the new place has air con. I've already had mine on a couple times. I hope it has storage and allows pets.

[DatCog]

I'm sure Dan was being deliberately vague with the time answer...he'd have the correct time right in front of him on his phone! Either their body clocks must still be all over the place or perhaps they had to be up at 4-5am Oz time to catch a flight somewhere Anyway, I'm glad they've been able to evade detection for a couple of days

[Loafer]

Wanted to pop in from Lurkdom to post..I think the monkey question is getting all of the attention, but I found phils answer to the "Pervy" question more interesting. It may be a bit of a stretch, but as soon as he mentioned locker rooms I was like !!! Because, maybe it's just me, but I always associate locker rooms with boys (even though girls use locker rooms equally obvs). See Dans video about his first jobs and the season 3 Skam trailer for why locker rooms = boys in my mind Dan shushing Phil immediately after that was typical dan and Phil bants behavior, but when they talked more openly about monkey sex and space orgasms, can't help but wonder if dan associates lockers with boys as well and immediately responded with saying Phil was going to incriminate himself as soon as he mentioned lockers because it was straying close to a direct male attraction mention from Phil. (who knows why that would bother them though)

Like most things with dan and Phil, this doesn't prove or confirm anything for me. I'll just put it was a maybe in the "phils male attraction" bucket.

[Birdie]

I don't think so. The "If I was invisible, I'd go into the girl's locker room, hehehe" routine is super popular and I thought the reason Dan shushed Phil might've been because the joke isn't really that funny and more skeevy. I think Dan is pretty aware of the importance of consent these days and might've picked up on how that joke disregards the consent and boundaries of the women being spied on. I hope I'm making sense here but this is what I got from that situation. Not saying Phil would actually disregard someone's boundaries like that of course, it was obvious he didn't mean it.

I liked the video a lot by the way! I actually really like how Phil teased Dan about seeing the circle as brown when it was in fact brown and he was the one seeing it wrong. As someone who has troubles telling certain colours apart (I'm not colourblind though, I've been told it's normal) that moment was very relatable for me, even though I saw the circle as brown.

[kattsand]

Now I feel super confused, because I totally see that as a pitch black circle D:

[captainspacecoat]

Re: locker room comment - While I think it's certainly probable that Phil was aware how creepy/misogynistic it would sound to specify women in the locker-room, I also think it's just as plausible to assume he kept it ambiguous because gender plays no importance in this situation for Phil (obvs 'this situation' is a joke, I don't mean to at all imply that Phil would ever actually condone spying on people getting changed, he obvs would never). I just think it's unfair to suggest he was definitely talking about women specifically when he deliberately didn't specify. That could have been for any reason, one of which could be that he wasn't just talking about women

Now I feel super confused, because I totally see that as a pitch black circle D:

Me too, don't worry! Although my eyesight isn't the best and neither is Phil's, so maybe that's why?

[lishachi]

Seems like they're in Singapore. (according to the persons instagram post). Also my first reaction to this picture was 'wow Dan looks pissed' (When you look closer you can see him smiling but far away he looked annoyed.)

Edit: Just a thought, its amazing how people find them so quickly. Even coincidentally. Hope they're having a good time, the place they're at looks lovely.

[malday]

a slightly better version of the photo.
wow, that place is gorgeous!

[DatCog]

Seems like they're in Singapore. (according to the persons instagram post). Also my first reaction to this picture was 'wow Dan looks pissed' (When you look closer you can see him smiling but far away he looked annoyed.)

Edit: Just a thought, its amazing how people find them so quickly. Even coincidentally. Hope they're having a good time, the place they're at looks lovely.

They look a little tired but sooo good - I reckon Dan's hair has never looked better!

[SquishPhan]

Seems like they're in Singapore. (according to the persons instagram post). Also my first reaction to this picture was 'wow Dan looks pissed' (When you look closer you can see him smiling but far away he looked annoyed.)

I still think that Dan does not look pleased in that pic.

I wonder if they are still in Singapore or if Dan is trying to keep people off their tracks with this tweet.

[vincentian]

I liked the new gaming video a lot as I love when they do choice-based quizzes, even though it's not a 'proper' game. They were in the right mood too. Couldn't believe some of the questions they got and how the possible answers were formulated, if I didn't know that they were random I'd think it's some extravagant trolling. 9/10. Love all not-analyzing that's been happening too!

I wonder if they are still in Singapore or if Dan is trying to keep people off their tracks with this tweet.

Dramatic hair change is no joke though, you get long suspicious looks and occasional comments from people checking your documents

[sugar]

another singapore selfie!

i wonder if they're going anywhere else from singapore or if they'll stay there a bit longer than last time.

[SquishPhan]

Love this pic.

[Philena]

Fuck.

[AmazingOCD]

Fuck.

I've fallen more in love with Phil Lester.... Curse you Dan

Save me

[malday]

Fuck.

same

[sugar]

Fuck.

thanks dan

[opendoor]

Love this pic.

Fuck.

same

I can't even decide which picture I like more. The first one's really pretty, (though it made me think 'What are you looking at, Phillip?'), and the second one's obviously more natural. Phil's eyes are clearly highly magical, they look the same olive green as his shirt here.

The new vid actually gave me coupley vibes. Mainly because they were so relaxed and kept looking at each other so affectionately, and cause Phil kept trying to make all Dan's questions about him, lol.

[sugar]

OK I dont know if this is still relivant but just because dan like both males and females(in theory ) doesnt mean his will come out as bi. thereare other sexuality were he may feel more comfortable in (just an idea)

dont mind me im half asleep writing this

true! i think people generally default to bi because dan has said he was bi before.