Dan & Phil Part 24: I got moist for you, Phil
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P: What are you doing?
D: I'm feeding it to you.
P: Why is it so slow?
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confusedpanda wrote:Friends will laugh when the other hurts themself in a stupid way. Phil laughed it off so Dan assumed from that he was ok. I'm sure if he actually hurt himself and wasn't laughing, Dan would've asked if he was ok.yallneedtostop wrote:Girl you are so welcome. Doesn't change how apathetic he as about Phil hurting his hand though.
I totally agree buttttttttt...... It wasn't a low affectionate mutter... You'd think that if they're in a secret relationship that they're hiding from the public then they would be very careful to NOT sound affectionate.. That's just me and my common sense talking though.
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fancybum wrote:Welcome to the forum!yallneedtostop wrote:fancybum wrote: And the 'you living flop' during the pancake flipping, just a low affectionate mutter.
Why thank you sweetheart!!!
I like hearing Dan's quiet indoor voice, it's very soft and cute. That is all. Also I don't think Dan is too alarmed whenever Phil hurts himself as you notice going through their videos, Phil tends to bump into things quite often.
Lol what's happening, I speak with affection to my friends and family all the time. I speak in a low affectionate mutter to my cat all the time, and let me assure you I don't like her like that. Tbh she can do better anyway. Affection just means affection. Who hurt you?
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You better unroll them eyes kid or you gon get wrektyallneedtostop wrote:fancybum wrote:And the 'you living flop' during the pancake flipping, just a low affectionate mutter.alittledizzy wrote: It's the same voice Dan used when he said "Well done, Phil" in the liquid nitrogen meringue japhan instagram.
To anyone who seriously think Dan dgaf about Phil hurting himself (i.e. not many of you) he only smacked a suitcase jesus christ. He clearly wasn't hurt and I dare say he does shit like that hourly from what he tells us. How often would Dan have to take that kind of small bullshit seriously if he didn't laugh it off a bit??
LETS DO THE MATHS.
16 waking hours x 7 days a week x 52 weeks a year x 7 years = 40,768
Think my concern would have run out by now too.
I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is talk shit on IDB
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fancybum wrote:Lol what's happening, I speak with affection to my friends and family all the time. I speak in a low affectionate mutter to my cat all the time, and let me assure you I don't like her like that. Tbh she can do better anyway. Affection just means affection. Who hurt you?
No one hurt me lmao. I'm very happily married
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Do you know where you are?? Are you lost?yallneedtostop wrote:fancybum wrote:Lol what's happening, I speak with affection to my friends and family all the time. I speak in a low affectionate mutter to my cat all the time, and let me assure you I don't like her like that. Tbh she can do better anyway. Affection just means affection. Who hurt you?
No one hurt me lmao. I'm very happily marriedthanks for asking though. I've just been around for about 8 years and the shipping can really grind my gears. Especially when everything they do is nitpicked constantly. Makes me want to rip my own hair out and set myself ablaze.
I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is talk shit on IDB
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Lurktacularr wrote:You better unroll them eyes kid or you gon get wrektyallneedtostop wrote:fancybum wrote:And the 'you living flop' during the pancake flipping, just a low affectionate mutter.alittledizzy wrote: It's the same voice Dan used when he said "Well done, Phil" in the liquid nitrogen meringue japhan instagram.
To anyone who seriously think Dan dgaf about Phil hurting himself (i.e. not many of you) he only smacked a suitcase jesus christ. He clearly wasn't hurt and I dare say he does shit like that hourly from what he tells us. How often would Dan have to take that kind of small bullshit seriously if he didn't laugh it off a bit??
LETS DO THE MATHS.
16 waking hours x 7 days a week x 52 weeks a year x 7 years = 40,768
Think my concern would have run out by now too.
Darling, idk who the hell you think you're talking to but I'm just going to assume you're young and not worry about it.
anyway....
Is this you, Phil?yallneedtostop wrote:fancybum wrote:Lol what's happening, I speak with affection to my friends and family all the time. I speak in a low affectionate mutter to my cat all the time, and let me assure you I don't like her like that. Tbh she can do better anyway. Affection just means affection. Who hurt you?
No one hurt me lmao. I'm very happily marriedthanks for asking though. I've just been around for about 8 years and the shipping can really grind my gears. Especially when everything they do is nitpicked constantly. Makes me want to rip my own hair out and set myself ablaze.
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Lurktacularr wrote:Do you know where you are?? Are you lost?yallneedtostop wrote:fancybum wrote:Lol what's happening, I speak with affection to my friends and family all the time. I speak in a low affectionate mutter to my cat all the time, and let me assure you I don't like her like that. Tbh she can do better anyway. Affection just means affection. Who hurt you?
No one hurt me lmao. I'm very happily marriedthanks for asking though. I've just been around for about 8 years and the shipping can really grind my gears. Especially when everything they do is nitpicked constantly. Makes me want to rip my own hair out and set myself ablaze.
Oh hunny I know exactly where I am!! Thanks for your concern though
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000dia000 wrote:Is this you, Phil?yallneedtostop wrote:fancybum wrote:Lol what's happening, I speak with affection to my friends and family all the time. I speak in a low affectionate mutter to my cat all the time, and let me assure you I don't like her like that. Tbh she can do better anyway. Affection just means affection. Who hurt you?
No one hurt me lmao. I'm very happily marriedthanks for asking though. I've just been around for about 8 years and the shipping can really grind my gears. Especially when everything they do is nitpicked constantly. Makes me want to rip my own hair out and set myself ablaze.
ya lol
Oh, okay. I just wanted to say I thought it was cute when you hit your hand and Dan scoffed affetionatelyyallneedtostop wrote:000dia000 wrote:Is this you, Phil?yallneedtostop wrote:fancybum wrote:Lol what's happening, I speak with affection to my friends and family all the time. I speak in a low affectionate mutter to my cat all the time, and let me assure you I don't like her like that. Tbh she can do better anyway. Affection just means affection. Who hurt you?
No one hurt me lmao. I'm very happily marriedthanks for asking though. I've just been around for about 8 years and the shipping can really grind my gears. Especially when everything they do is nitpicked constantly. Makes me want to rip my own hair out and set myself ablaze.
ya lol
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why are you here then ? You don't seem to like the forum that muchyallneedtostop wrote:Lurktacularr wrote:Do you know where you are?? Are you lost?yallneedtostop wrote:fancybum wrote:Lol what's happening, I speak with affection to my friends and family all the time. I speak in a low affectionate mutter to my cat all the time, and let me assure you I don't like her like that. Tbh she can do better anyway. Affection just means affection. Who hurt you?
No one hurt me lmao. I'm very happily marriedthanks for asking though. I've just been around for about 8 years and the shipping can really grind my gears. Especially when everything they do is nitpicked constantly. Makes me want to rip my own hair out and set myself ablaze.
Oh hunny I know exactly where I am!! Thanks for your concern thoughverrrry sweet!!!

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000dia000 wrote:Oh, okay. I just wanted to say I thought it was cute when you hit your hand and Dan scoffed affetionatelyyallneedtostop wrote:000dia000 wrote:Is this you, Phil?yallneedtostop wrote:fancybum wrote:Lol what's happening, I speak with affection to my friends and family all the time. I speak in a low affectionate mutter to my cat all the time, and let me assure you I don't like her like that. Tbh she can do better anyway. Affection just means affection. Who hurt you?
No one hurt me lmao. I'm very happily marriedthanks for asking though. I've just been around for about 8 years and the shipping can really grind my gears. Especially when everything they do is nitpicked constantly. Makes me want to rip my own hair out and set myself ablaze.
ya lol#domestic
i know man!!! we're such close friends!!!! i LOVE IT!!!!
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NarrysCanary wrote:why are you here then ? You don't seem to like the forum that muchyallneedtostop wrote:Lurktacularr wrote:Do you know where you are?? Are you lost?yallneedtostop wrote:fancybum wrote:Lol what's happening, I speak with affection to my friends and family all the time. I speak in a low affectionate mutter to my cat all the time, and let me assure you I don't like her like that. Tbh she can do better anyway. Affection just means affection. Who hurt you?
No one hurt me lmao. I'm very happily marriedthanks for asking though. I've just been around for about 8 years and the shipping can really grind my gears. Especially when everything they do is nitpicked constantly. Makes me want to rip my own hair out and set myself ablaze.
Oh hunny I know exactly where I am!! Thanks for your concern thoughverrrry sweet!!!
I love this forum what are you talking about
Love the way you can be married and best friends at the same timeyallneedtostop wrote:000dia000 wrote:Oh, okay. I just wanted to say I thought it was cute when you hit your hand and Dan scoffed affetionatelyyallneedtostop wrote:000dia000 wrote:Is this you, Phil?yallneedtostop wrote:fancybum wrote:Lol what's happening, I speak with affection to my friends and family all the time. I speak in a low affectionate mutter to my cat all the time, and let me assure you I don't like her like that. Tbh she can do better anyway. Affection just means affection. Who hurt you?
No one hurt me lmao. I'm very happily marriedthanks for asking though. I've just been around for about 8 years and the shipping can really grind my gears. Especially when everything they do is nitpicked constantly. Makes me want to rip my own hair out and set myself ablaze.
ya lol#domestic
i know man!!! we're such close friends!!!! i LOVE IT!!!!
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I've been laughing for the past 5 minutes at this chain of postyallneedtostop wrote:000dia000 wrote:Is this you, Phil?yallneedtostop wrote:fancybum wrote:Lol what's happening, I speak with affection to my friends and family all the time. I speak in a low affectionate mutter to my cat all the time, and let me assure you I don't like her like that. Tbh she can do better anyway. Affection just means affection. Who hurt you?
No one hurt me lmao. I'm very happily marriedthanks for asking though. I've just been around for about 8 years and the shipping can really grind my gears. Especially when everything they do is nitpicked constantly. Makes me want to rip my own hair out and set myself ablaze.
ya lol
What even is this discussion anymore ?
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No one hurt me lmao. I'm very happily married
thanks for asking though. I've just been around for about 8 years and the shipping can really grind my gears. Especially when everything they do is nitpicked constantly. Makes me want to rip my own hair out and set myself ablaze.[/quote]
Is this you, Phil?[/quote]
ya lol[/quote]
Oh, okay. I just wanted to say I thought it was cute when you hit your hand and Dan scoffed affetionately
#domestic[/quote]
i know man!!! we're such close friends!!!! i LOVE IT!!!![/quote]
Love the way you can be married and best friends at the same time
a true, valuable relationship. Goodnight, Phil, my sweet Prince.[/quote]
it ain't my bedtime
Is this you, Phil?[/quote]
ya lol[/quote]
Oh, okay. I just wanted to say I thought it was cute when you hit your hand and Dan scoffed affetionately
i know man!!! we're such close friends!!!! i LOVE IT!!!![/quote]
Love the way you can be married and best friends at the same time
it ain't my bedtime
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ur welcometrinitypixi wrote:I've been laughing for the past 5 minutes at this chain of postyallneedtostop wrote:000dia000 wrote:Is this you, Phil?yallneedtostop wrote:fancybum wrote:Lol what's happening, I speak with affection to my friends and family all the time. I speak in a low affectionate mutter to my cat all the time, and let me assure you I don't like her like that. Tbh she can do better anyway. Affection just means affection. Who hurt you?
No one hurt me lmao. I'm very happily marriedthanks for asking though. I've just been around for about 8 years and the shipping can really grind my gears. Especially when everything they do is nitpicked constantly. Makes me want to rip my own hair out and set myself ablaze.
ya lol
What even is this discussion anymore ?
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IckleMissMayhem wrote:'ere, yallneedtostop, go knock yourself out. No need to thank me.
You think i got that kinda time!!!!!??????
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Your coments about Dan's apathy made me think of that video, see his tone? Dan doesn't care about Phil at all #phandivorced:
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I agree, I don't think he sounded fond either. To me he sounds done with the whole situation (not that it really matters mind you).yallneedtostop wrote: There's no issue. I just don't see how he apparently sounded fond. He couldn't care less that phil hurt himself lmao
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