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pewphan wrote:I'm going! not VIP though

pewphan wrote:TATINOF was amazing! It was better than I expected it to be, the only bad thing about it was all the screaming. Two young girls (about 10 or 11) were sitting behind me and I'm not even kidding, they literally commented on almost every single thing Dan or Phil did. They would yell "YES, PHILLIP!!", "OH MY GOD DAN!!", etc. It wouldn't have been that bad if they weren't directly behind me. Anyway, it was probably the best two hours of my life and I want to go again so bad. It was so surreal to see Dan and Phil in real life, they're the first YouTubers and the first famous people that I've ever seen in real life. I feel like I know them more now or something. Most of the people there were around my age (16ish), but there were also a few kids around the ages of like 6-8. So I'm just gonna review each part of the show under the spoiler cut because it's super long and duh it's a spoiler. FYI, I audio recorded most of the show (because I have a terrible memory) so that's why it's so detailed.

THE OPENING

There was this montage of Dan and Phil, I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about, and then they came out of the microwave. I loved the montage and it really f'ed with my emotions how they ended it on the first PINOF. I'm so proud of them omg. They came onto the stage, waved, and everyone screamed. I was calm outside but freaking out inside.

Dan and Phil: "how are you guys!"

Audience: *loud screaming*

Phil: "that was some beautiful singing from all of you"

Audience: *more screaming*

Dan: "seriously, very good" (he said something like that, there was lots of screaming)

Audience:*so much screaming omg*

- I don't really know what they said in between these two things because of the screaming -

Phil:"Dan give us 3 facts about Akron!"

Then Dan said, "seriously, I just got here, you can't expect me to give 3 facts!"
Then Phil was egging him on, Dan caved in and said "it's in the best state in the United States of America" *very loud screaming* (he prob says this every show lol), then they were like "that's a totally true fact right there"

The next moment seemed real and not scripted, Dan said "oh my god, I actually know a fact! We saw it on signs as we were driving though; Akron is the rubber capital of the world!"

Then there was so much screaming and they were basically talking about rubber and how important it is for like 5 seconds

Dan: "here we are, in TATINOF USA, the land of freedom!" *so much screaming I couldn't understand what he said next* then he said something about American Accents and "Phil, give us your best American accent!" *insane screaming*

Phil: "I'm sorry in advance." *american accent* "hey, I'm so happy to be here in Ohiooo!"

The audience was screaming while Dan was laughing really hard and I could tell it was his real laugh

Dan: "let's stop before we get deported!"

Audience: *screaming*

Then I can't hear the next 5 seconds due to the large amount of screaming

Dan: "where are we??! Is that your house plant?" [points to a house plant on the floor]

Audience: *screaming*

Phil: "yes!"

The audience screams some more, Phil then said he named the cactus and Dan said "really? You named the cactus" then more cactus talk for like 5 seconds, but I couldn't hear because of the screaming

Dan: "are those stickers from your laptop?" [referring to the stuff on above the microwave]

Phil: "I got my sharpie collection as well!"

Dan: "and what the heck is under that?!" [referring to the lion with the cloth under it]

Phil: "you know I can't resist something covered with a serious cloth!"

Phil then uncovered it and revealed a lion. The audience screamed soooo loud at this point

Phil: "I'm gonna ride it!!" (he sounded like an excited little kid, it was so cute)

Dan said something, but there was too much screaming to hear.

Phil then mounted the lion and said, "it's so majestic!"

Audience: *more screams*

Dan: "if there's a giant lion under that sheet, I wonder what's under that one"

Audience: screaming "llama" but it was sorta unintelligible

Dan: "okay, let's see guys! I wonder what animal this will be!"

Dan took the cloth off and revealed the llama, everyone screamed super loud. I couldn't hear what Dan said next, but it was about llamas.

Dan: "it's like a huge tribute to 2011 wow!"

Dan then said something about placenta and maltesers

Phil: "who thinks Dan should mount the llama?"

Audience: *insane amount of screaming*

Too much screaming to hear, all I remember was Dan saying something like "I hope I don't fall" and "peer pressure omg"

Then he mounted the llama and everyone screamed

Phil: "I wonder if there are any special features, there's a little button right here"

He pressed the button and then the lion roared, everyone screamed

Phil: "that sounds like me every morning"

Dan: "wow! I wonder what my button does"

He pressed the button and it played the sound of Dan impersonating a llama from a long time ago. There was actually no screaming, people just laughed.

Phil: "is that how you feel every morning, Dan?"

Dan: "yeah, that's kind of how I feel right now actually"

Then people laughed

Phil: "soooooo"

Dan: "what do we do now then?"

*a bell rings*

Dan: "so this thing we just came through, Phil, it appears to be a giant microwave!!"

*screaming*

Dan: "do you know something about the giant microwave?"

Phil: "I don't know anything about the microwave"

Dan: "you're doing that weird nervous twitchy thing you do whenever you tell a lie"

Phil: "I'm not doing a twitchy thing!!"

Dan said something but there was too much screaming and then he got off the llama and said, "I'm alive, thank you, thank you". Then people screamed

Dan: "Phil, get off the lion. I think we need to have a chat"

Phil: "I can't get down"

Audience: *laughs*

Dan then says something ("what do you mean you can't get down" I believe) and Phil says "I'm stuck".

Dan: "oh you're stuck, that's so inconvenient. Sorry about this guys, very embarrassing, having a bit of a domestic here."

Then the audience freaked out because of "domestic", Dan said something and I couldn't hear it. Phil got off the lion.

Dan: "right so um... Phil?"

Phil: "well, you know how my laptops always running out of battery?"

Dan: "yes because you watch anime in the bath every morning for three hours"

Audience: *screaming*

Phil then said something about it giving him "super powers"

Dan: *laughed* "yeah um sure Phil"

Phil: "well I may have.." *starts coughing to cover up what he said*

Dan: "sorry Phil can you say that a little louder for the people back up there"

Phil: "I microwaved my laptop!"

Dan: "WHAT?!"

Audience: *screams*

Dan: "why would you microwave your laptop?!"

Phil: "I thought it would increase the battery life!!"

Dan: "oh my god, that is so dangerous! Phil! Firstly, literally the entire thing is made out of metal. Secondly, nobody understands what microwaves do! They invade the laws of physics (I think?), I mean you put corn kernels in and they just come out like popcorn. What's that about, huh?"

Phil: "Dan, I think that's what happened here"

Dan: "what?"

Phil: "I put my laptop into the microwave and everything inside of it popped out like popcorn!"

Dan: "oh my god! Phil, you're right! That is exactly what has happened here! You microwaved your laptop and everything inside it from our YouTube channels have just exploded into reality!"

Then the audience screamed, but not too loud, not earsplitting. It was the perfect amount of screaming without being too annoying.

Phil: "I'm glad I cleared my recycle bin before that happened"

Then Dan was like "do we wanna know? Nope" or something like that

Phil: "so how does that explain these guys then" [the audience]

Dan: "well these guys must be our followers from the Internet!"

Then everyone screamed

Phil: "they're (or "you mean") like YouTube comments!"

Then Dan said something, but I couldn't hear because screaming.

Dan: "YouTube comments, does that mean we can like thumbs them up or thumbs them down"

Phil: "don't thumb anyone!"

Then there was lots of screaming, they said some stuff I couldn't hear, then Dan said "what would happen if I blocked (or reported? not sure which one he used) one of you? Would you just get sent into the ceiling?"

Then people screamed and I couldn't hear what Phil said, but I heard him say "no thumbing, just leave everyone alone!"

Dan: "we can all agree this is a weird situation so I'm gonna post a cheeky tweet about this (Phil: oh alright), one second."

Then he cleared his throat, took out his phone, and said "oh my god, Phil! Phil! Something has happened to my phone!! It's a Nokia 3310!!!". Then everyone laughed

Then they said some stuff that I couldn't hear

Dan: "I don't think you quite understood what's clearly going on here. No more iPhone, everything from your laptop, these guys, suddenly real life. Phil! You have destroyed the Internet!!"

*that dun dun dun sound effect* and then everyone screamed

Phil: "what do we do??!"

Dan: "I don't know how to live without the Internet! How are we supposed to entertain these people?! I'm used to hiding behind a screen so I don't have to deal with their reactions!"

Everyone laughed

Phil: "just make the most out of the situation! I mean we're on a stage, we've got an audience, there's loads of snazzy lights everywhere. I think we can do some things I've always dreamed of."

Dan: "what have you always dreamed of doing Phil?"

Phil: "well something like.."

Then a big spotlight shone on Phil and the lights dimmed. Music started playing, everyone screamed, Dan said something but I couldn't hear it.

Phil: *singing* "whenever I'm feeling down or feeling gray, there's one place I could go to brighten up my day"

Then Dan yelled "stop the music, stop the music" and that sound effect of a record being taken off a thing played (idk what it's called, you know what I mean).

Dan: "turn off that light, you're encouraging him!! Sorry, sorry everybody. I don't wanna be that guy, but Phil, we are YouTubers. We make videos on the Internet, we don't burst into song like Troye Bolton."

Then everyone laughed and Phil said "it should be different, you know, a little song and a little dance. After all, try new things!"

Dan: "woah woah, Phil."

Dan then asked Phil something, but I couldn't hear because of the screaming.

Phil: "well, I just did."

Dan: "well Phillip, it looks like we're having a little spoofedafadoo here" (I don't really know what he said there, something like that)

They were saying stuff about needing to "settle this" or something and people were screaming, then the 7 second challenge logo showed up and the music for it started playing. So much screaming omg.

THE SEVEN SECOND CHALLENGE

Dan said they should explain what the seven second challenge is.

Phil: "hopefully you guys should know what the seven second challenge is. But there is one confused dad up there."

Audience: *laughed*

They then briefly explained the seven second challenge and demonstrated the "nailed it" and "failed it" sound effects on the microwave. After the "nailed it" sound effect played, Phil said "that's sexy". After the "failed it" sound, Phil said it was like an angry badger. Then they were talking about how they don't know how they're going to play the seven second challenge without a timer, then the microwave made a ding noise and they we're like "well isn't that convenient".

Phil: "Dan, why don't we test it out on these guys?"

Then the audience screamed.

Dan: "who's up for some audience participation?!"

Then the audience screamed even louder.

Dan: "wow alright so, half of you were like "PICK ME" and then the other half of you were like "NOOO""

Then the audience laughed and I couldn't hear the beginning of Dan's sentence, it was like "don't worry, don't worry, I would not do that to you. I have an idea, you should all attempt this challenge at the same time!!"

Then the audience screamed and Dan said "you are collectively responsible for your failure, okay? Ready?"

Phil: "so ready! I'm keeping an eye on you guys at the top!"

Then the upper level of the audience screamed and some tense music started playing.

Dan: "can you guys feel the tension? This is serious business. Your challenge is to give us three different animal impressions within seven seconds!"

*Loud unintelligible murmur of hundreds of people making animal noises for seven seconds*

Dan: "WOW. Ok..."

Phil: "that was something!"

Then they said something and I couldn't hear.

Phil: "I hear meerkats over there, zebras mating over there..."

Dan: "good try! I think the effort was there"

Phil: "yeah, I think you all collectively nailed it!"

The audience screamed, Dan said something I couldn't hear and Phil said "aww", then Dan said "no that's good! Go you, you have self esteem!!" Then everyone cheered.

Dan said "let's get started, Phil. Where are we gonna get the challenges from?". Then the Zelda opening treasure box sound effect played and the ? box lighted up with the challenges inside. Phil said "I'm just gonna stop asking questions"

Dan: "what's in the mystery box, Phil!"

Phil: "it's some seven second challenges written by these guys!"

Everyone screamed again. Dan said something that I couldn't hear and then "no that's good, I'm not scared"

Phil: "guess what Dan? You're going first. I invented the seven second challenge.." then everyone screamed.

Dan: *impersonating Phil* "oh, I'm amazingphil and I invented the seven second challenge"

Then screaming and I couldn't hear some stuff.

Dan: "to be clear, what we are playing for is if I win we're going to be doing what we do on YouTube (Phil: yep), if you win, you get to do the singing thing and" (then people screamed and I couldn't hear)

Then spotlights went on Dan and Phil and Dan said "alright guys, give me some energy, charge me up" and everyone screamed. Then Phil said "that sounds like a sponge" and Dan said "I regret saying that".

Challenge 1
Phil: "Sell me like an infomercial"
Dan: "you know what's missing from your life? Something really tall that can water all your house plants, it's a ray of sunshine, it's Phil!"
Everyone freaked out when Dan called Phil a ray of sunshine.
They said some stuff, but I could not hear at all due to the screaming. Phil said he nailed it.

Challenge 2
Dan: "watch out people Phil's in the challenge zone!"
Dan: "invent a cereal that you wouldn't eat, that's a challenge"
Phil: "oh! Cheesy poo flakes! They're disgusting and you buy them in a volcano"
Everyone screamed and I couldn't hear. Phil said he thinks he got it right and Dan asked us "who here would buy that cereal", a few people said "me!", Phil said "what's wrong with you!". Dan said "well I feel quite disgusted by that and I know you're a cereal lover" then I couldn't hear what he said next, but he nailed it.

Challenge 3
Phil: "this ones from Morgan"
Dan: "be kind Morgan"
Phil: "name the four most disgusting words you can think of"
Dan: "um, moist (couldn't hear next two because screaming) and jigglets"
Phil asked us if we think he nailed it and everyone cheered.
Dan: "I am so sorry for the emotional damage I must have placed on you"
Phil: "you nailed it!"
Dan: "I nailed it, but at what cost?!"

Challenge 4
Dan: "name and act out four different swimming strokes"
Phil: "what?!"
He did breaststroke, doggy pedal, backstroke, and I couldn't hear the last one because everyone screamed
He nailed it

Challenge 5
Phil: "Imitate your favorite meme"
Dan: "WHAT"
He did doge, Phil said it was "very convincing" and the audience cheered. Dan said "if there's one thing I know about, its Shibs memes"
He nailed it

Challenge 6
Dan: *laughing* "spell Akron backwards"
Phil: "n o k r a"
Everyone was laughing, including Dan and Phil, and Dan said "Phil, we were all rooting for you, we wanna support you and make you happy, but that was just a fail"

Dan said "I won the 7 Seven Second Challenge", then Phil said "wait a second, I think we need to spice things up a bit" and said they should do all or nothing. Dan was like "you do this all time" and "but I'll take the bait".

The last challenge was for Dan, "turn into a whale and swim to the other side of the room". Dan couldn't do it and he lost and Phil won. Dan was like "Phil wins all or nothing again, when will I learn?"

I am too lazy to do the rest right now because it's 4am, but if anybody wants me to I will tomorrow! Or if you want to know about specifics, just ask me.

blueapple_x wrote:

The lighting sort of makes it look like he has biceps

corn flakes wrote:I was so sleepy this morning that my first thought was why is Dan being arrested?...don't judge me

blueapple_x wrote:

corn flakes wrote:I was so sleepy this morning that my first thought was why is Dan being arrested?...don't judge me

blueapple_x wrote:

corn flakes wrote:I was so sleepy this morning that my first thought was why is Dan being arrested?...don't judge me

missemma wrote:

This is my favourite Twitter post about the tour so far. He does look like he's being released haha! #whyisdanwaving

missemma wrote:Pewphan - thank you so much for your review! I enjoyed reading it
Seeing as you said you got the audio of the whole show, could we have it for upload to the drug deal? preserve that goodness I don't think we have a full audio of the whole show on there.

swofro wrote:

missemma wrote:Pewphan - thank you so much for your review! I enjoyed reading it
Seeing as you said you got the audio of the whole show, could we have it for upload to the drug deal? preserve that goodness I don't think we have a full audio of the whole show on there.

Just about to suggest this.

pewphan, what is your mum reaction after Dan winks when he said everyone will return home as a trashcan?

melanche wrote:I also went to the show in Akron with a few friends. I had relatively good seats which was nice although no VIP. The next part is kind of a spoiler? I put it under one anyway just in case.

Anyway, the entire point of me making this post was just to say that during internet support group (I think ??), some girl asked Dan if it was normal that she didn't swing her arms when she walked and he ended up telling a really cute little anecdote-type thing about Phil forgetting how to walk (complete with him acting it out).

sweetmm wrote:

melanche wrote:I also went to the show in Akron with a few friends. I had relatively good seats which was nice although no VIP. The next part is kind of a spoiler? I put it under one anyway just in case.

Anyway, the entire point of me making this post was just to say that during internet support group (I think ??), some girl asked Dan if it was normal that she didn't swing her arms when she walked and he ended up telling a really cute little anecdote-type thing about Phil forgetting how to walk (complete with him acting it out).

Oh my; how I wished someone had video it; can you try to describe it