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Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:12 pm
by oqua
Do you guys like the ranks? And do you have ideas for others?
Here are the current ranks and the number of posts they correspond to:

Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:25 pm
by Anonymousse
We need more in-between senpai and long-time wanker.
And I detest, senpai is the only one that has a mental Phil audiotrack every time I see it.
We need more of those mental-audio tracked ones.
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:28 pm
by DryCereal
I'm sad I didn't even notice them til I was a dank meme.
Happy to be a senpai for a while though. but the way i've been going today that'll only be about a week(!) - I do have much physio (such ouch, many tears...) tomorrow though.
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:29 pm
by missemma
we could add something "daddy" related or "delia smith" inbetween senpai & long time wanker?
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:42 pm
by DryCereal
Stolen cereal? Ransacked snack?
I'm hungry 
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:46 pm
by Anonymousse
missemma wrote:we could add something "daddy" related or "delia smith" inbetween senpai & long time wanker?
Can I just be daddy forever?
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:56 pm
by swofro
We need one from doge meme. Such [stuff] much [stuff]
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:18 pm
by missemma
swofro wrote:We need one from doge meme. Such [stuff] much [stuff]
such daddy, much wow?
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:23 pm
by oqua
Other ideas we discussed were:
- placenta
- complete flop
- spork
- sofa crease
- existential crisis hallway
- trash
- drama llama
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:25 pm
by missemma
p-l-a-t-o-n-i-c poster needs to get in somehow.
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:27 pm
by oqua
Personally I like "daddy," but it may be too sexual; some posters might be uncomfortable being labeled as "daddy" :/
Missemma, lol, I love it!
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:28 pm
by Anonymousse
oqua wrote:Personally I like "daddy," but it may be too sexual; some posters might be uncomfortable being labeled as "daddy" :/
Missemma, lol, I love it!
I want to be labeled daddy ,
But what about son for general use? too much?
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:31 pm
by shoe
oqua wrote:Do you guys like the ranks? And do you have ideas for others?
Here are the current ranks and the number of posts they correspond to:

Could we alter the order? My logic-obsessed brain is wanting
Phillion/danosaur </3 --> [more levels] --> squish --> smol bean --> tol bean --> angel bean --> senpi --> cinnamon roll sunshine too pure for this world
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:39 pm
by oqua
BisexualShoeMarriage wrote:oqua wrote:Do you guys like the ranks? And do you have ideas for others?
Here are the current ranks and the number of posts they correspond to:

Could we alter the order? My logic-obsessed brain is wanting
Phillion/danosaur </3 --> [more levels] --> squish --> smol bean --> tol bean --> angel bean --> senpi --> cinnamon roll sunshine too pure for this world
You're here!!!
What intermediate levels would you suggest? I also like the smol > tol > angel bean progression, but I think "angel bean" seems immeasurably more important than "tol bean"
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 8:43 pm
by Anonymousse
oqua wrote:
What intermediate levels would you suggest? I also like the smol > tol > angel bean progression, but I think "angel bean" seems immeasurably more important than "tol bean"
Or maybe just some kind of bean hierarchy. smol bean, jellybean, coffee bean... etc... Placenta bean
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:16 pm
by human
These are amazing. I love you staff babies. So so hard.
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:33 pm
by oqua
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:35 pm
by PolarFox
Now I need "no homo howell" rank in my life
Also the defence squad one sounds nice.
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:42 pm
by oqua
Also this post:
http://perksofbeingaphangirl0.tumblr.co ... each-other
this also alerted me to the fact that the quote is "living flop," not "complete flop." haha
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 9:50 pm
by swofro
Such ham, much jam?
Scrape that, it sucks. I cannot think of anything good to put into the doge meme.
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:06 pm
by shoe
PolarFox wrote:
Now I need "no homo howell" rank in my life
Also the defence squad one sounds nice.
smol bean --> tol bean --> no homo bean
Would reflect Dan's growth as a person/youtuber
Then we could have "dank meme" and "crusty sponge" between "no homo bean" and "angel bean"
I like "living flop" as a mid rank as well
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:11 pm
by oqua
A few I like:
- whisk
- placenta
- cat whisker
- hobbit hair
- kanye
And one I love:
just rememebred some more:
- "his eyes said yes"
- "do you watch sherlock?"
"you fuck. you absolute cheeky shit."
BisexualShoeMarriage wrote:PolarFox wrote:
Now I need "no homo howell" rank in my life
Also the defence squad one sounds nice.
smol bean --> tol bean --> no homo bean
Would reflect Dan's growth as a person/youtuber
Then we could have "dank meme" and "crusty sponge" between "no homo bean" and "angel bean"
I like "living flop" as a mid rank as well
I like the smol bean --> tol bean --> no homo bean progression tbh. I still think "angel bean" should be quite a bit higher though.
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 10:32 pm
by shoe
oqua wrote:
BisexualShoeMarriage wrote:PolarFox wrote:
Now I need "no homo howell" rank in my life
Also the defence squad one sounds nice.
smol bean --> tol bean --> no homo bean
Would reflect Dan's growth as a person/youtuber
Then we could have "dank meme" and "crusty sponge" between "no homo bean" and "angel bean"
I like "living flop" as a mid rank as well
I like the smol bean --> tol bean --> no homo bean progression tbh. I still think "angel bean" should be quite a bit higher though.
oh, I didn't mean that "dank meme" and "crusty sponge" should be the
only things between "no homo bean" and "angel bean", just that they could go in between them in the ranks order.
swofro wrote:Such ham, much jam?
Scrape that, it sucks. I cannot think of anything good to put into the doge meme.
Such platonic, very friends
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 11:01 pm
by oqua
- Moderator Action :
- Hey guys, in an effort to be sensitive to both Dan and Phil and to all users of this forum, the admin and moderators have decided not to make any rank titles that are sexual in nature or reference sexuality (i.e. things like "daddy," "no homo bean," or "p-l-a-t-o-n-i-c.") They're all funny and meant light-heartedly, but we want to avoid creating official forum features (such as rankings) that poke fun at D&P's sexuality. Additionally, the association between an individual's username and a label like "daddy" or "no homo" could cause confusion and/or discomfort in certain circumstances. I hope everyone understands!
Keep the suggestions coming!!
Re: Ranks
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 11:54 pm
by Winterbury
i need a "Delilah Smith's placenta" rank please and ty
also, something with "glabella" in it. for old times sake