Food kink
(original post)
Here is a compilation of all the times Dan and Phil have talked about food/syrup/honey/butter/sauce/etc. on a naked body.
(Please note how remarkably consistent they are. Dan is always the one with food on his body and Phil is always the one who eats it. )
Phil: “Would you let someone eat smushed jaffa cakes off your naked body?”
Dan: “Yeah.”
Phil: “You don’t like jaffa cakes.”
Dan: [laughs] “That’s a good point.” (2010)
0:20 -
Dan: “Clavicle fetishism just isn’t something I get. Like what do you want to do, lick toffee sauce out of it?” (2012)
0:10 -
Phil: “If you guess it quicker than Dan you win…a house!”
Dan: “A house or any prize in the entire universe of your choice. Anything. Apart from me laid on your dining table covered in sushi.” (2012)
2:30 -
[regarding the batter mixture]:
Dan: [sings] “I wanna pour it all over my naked body…” (2015)
7:15 -
[regarding butter]
Dan: “The rest is for rubbing on my nipples after this is over. I’m sorry.”
[regarding the mixture of sugar/butter/molasses]
Phil: “Now this does not look appealing.”
Dan: “Really? Oh my god, I wanna
bathe in that!”
Phil: “Really?”
Dan: “Yeah, how ‘bout you?” (2015)
6:48 & 8:27 respectively -
Dan: “What’s like, food that’s fun to make?”
Phil: *eyes light up* “Sushi, that you eat off someone’s body…”
Dan: …
Phil: “I don’t think you can do that in the Sims. But it’s fun.”
Dan: “Maybe just some oatmeal.” (2015)
3:35 -
Dan: “A caramel waterfall! Yeah I wanna expose my nipples to that.” (2015)
3:30 -
Dan: [to Chimbot] “Are you thinking of me naked in a jacuzzi covered in rose petals and maple syrup?” (2016)
6:17 -
Dan: “What marriage is like ‘Hey, wanna get smothered in honey by strangers for $4000?’”
Phil: “Yeah.”
Dan: “Maybe a great relationship that knows exactly what they want.”
Phil: “Perhaps.” (2016)
9:46 -
Phil: “I’ll eat anything. I’ll eat sushi, off…a human. If it’s on offer.” (2016)
2:47 -
Phil: “‘Papyrus dabs marinara sauce behind his ear.’
Now we’re talking!”
Dan: …
Phil: “Just have a little tomatoe-y lick?” (2016)
20:55 -
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I’m sure there are other similar instances; these are just the ones I could think of off the top of my head.
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