IDB

:02 - Starting with a strong priss from Dan right out of the gate.
:36 - "Like Grindr." "Not like Grindr."
:48 - Dan's head turn and slow cute smile and the way Phil breaks into a full face smile when he sees Dan looking at him. Shit, that's the good stuff.
1:15 - No noise during the dvp intro.
1:24 - GCSE vs A-Levels
1:29 - P: "I'm gonna throw my meandering rivers at your nose." D: "I'm gonna hit you with an oxbow lake. Right in the tits."
1:47 - Dan insisting this counts as a round and preemptively mocking Phil.
1:58 - (Phil looking over at Dan as he talks, because fuck the rest of it us - it's just about trying to make Dan laugh.) P: "A nudist lives there." D: "It's just a giant penis." P: "They're just letting it all hang out over there."
3:06 - "Suck those points, Lester."
3:19 - P: "Prepare to suck on these points, because we're going in."
3:36 - P: "Don't you try and mess me up, Howell."
3:49 - Phil full on flirting: "D and B, Dan and Ben. Who's the B, Dan?"
4:28 - Phil's voice/face are so appealing when he's talking about liking that location because it's close to where he picked.
5:05 - Phil pointing out a plant that is found in England.
5:47 - Phil's face while he's watching Dan pick.
6:43 - D: "You're a big person, Phil. The world needs to cater for other people."
7:15 - Phil finding Dan's opinion on whether it's Seattle or not very important, while also not trusting him at all.
7:42 - Punchy punch from Phil.
7:58 - They spot a man who definitely watches their videos.
8:32 - Dan's back up career is sky flasher.
9:04 - Brief tangent about spiders in mailboxes.
9:22 - P: "Fertilize my crops, mappie."
9:24 - "Oh yeah, great /fucking/ click going on a straight line on a road." This is actually one of the moments where I could see Dan feeling like he was extra - he finishes with a joke about dust mites but the first sentence is actually reasonably annoyed Dan, and Phil answers with a slightly raised voice at first. I think it's an extremely normal exchange between them, neither are actually upset, but given that it's not immediately joking nor is it over the top snark I could see Dan feeling weird about it.
9:52 - Theresa May running through a field of wheat joke.
10:12 - Phil saying "No!" and Dan reassuring him of how good that was. Also Phil practically in Dan's lap for the next twenty or so seconds.
10:32 - D: "Egg Jesus has risen."
10:52 - "Get to the map, Danny. You're stalling."
11:22 - Lean in close together, and Phil clapping in excitement over his Danish sign.
11:36 - P: "My willies are so un-nilly."
11:48 - Cute cute smile from Dan as he's teasing Phil about having to find Denmark on the map.
12:12 - Affectionate slapping from Phil.
12:23 - Dan: "I'm absolutely porked." and Phil laughing harder.
14:00 - Dan trolling.
14:10 - Dan scolding Phil for not remembering the lesson Dan taught him about cars.
14:44 - Big cute smile from Dan when Phil tries to pronounce something.
15:53 - Dan critiquing Phil's placement.
16:04 - "I don't fucking know, roll it into a spliff and (something?) just stick it on the fucking board, this is hurting my thighs." Another spot where his tone is very normal Dan and his words are a little more exasperated/whiny than normal? Like, it's something he'd normally say, but he'd play it up quite a lot. The quieter and more normal tone he is the more actually annoyed he seems. (But the same kind of momentary annoyance that Phil is unphased by.)