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MEET HOT DADDIES IN OUR AREA
Dan and Phil play: Dream Daddy
0:01 I love Phil in his burgundy hearts shirt.
0:02 Dan's shirt is a bit distracting but he looks really cute in it.
0:05 The dog *was* the most important thing last time.
0:08 The animated corgi added in and the effect that Phil bops it down with his fist while saying "sadly the owner was quite sassy" was quite satisfying.
0:25 Love the slow pan in intro with the logo and hearts.
0:29 Hearing Phil say "our old husband" is a bit surreal.
0:30 "died!" in sync
0:58 Reaffirming their dad choices are each other.
1:05 Is Dan chewing on something?
1:28 Dan sings "Dream Daddy"
1:39 "We apologize so much."- Dan
1:52 "Bouncy baby Craig"- Phil (how Phil remembers names)
2:02 "That's how to instantly be like 'wrong number, bye.'"- Dan miming texting
2:10 "6 am, no. On the no pile straight away"-Dan "That is criminal."- Phil
2:22 (I had to look up "swole")
2:24 Two messages is a little bit desperate according to Phil
2:27 Dan feels sorry that he maybe doesn't have anyone to do bro brunches with.
2:36 "Sure you wann 'catch up'" innuendo according to Dan
2:50 "What year is it?"- in sync "3,300"- Phil
2:58 "That's more Dan and Phil, being late for everything."- Phil
3:06 Flash back to parents evening, so awkward, judging you to your face
3:23 Bright orange visitors sticker "right on the forehead"- Phil "Bonk"- Dan
3:28 "Haggard" has a wizard association with Phil
3:40 "A youth"- Dan
3:50 Lucien is what Phil wanted to look like in college.
3:55 Probably Dan's best voice of this game.
4:22 Low rent Gerard Way burn reaction.
4:37 Phil thinks Hugo has "swanky clothes"
4:51 Phil singing "we're not okay"
5:01 Phil's "He's gonna get the cane out"
Dan's reaction and Phil's giggling while reading
5:25 "Good one" to Dan's elbow blowing
5:38 I like that Dan just immediately goes for that bell sound effect
5:45 Phil describes their parent teacher conferences, teachers "sass us to our faces"
5:55 Dan's half mouth teacher imitation we've seen in skits. I'm not sure why, but it bothers me a bit.
6:25 "First name basis" Dan dance "Watch out"- Phil
7:47 "I turn around and go damn, he really fills out those trousers."- Daniel Howell
8:00 Hugo is "too stuffy"- Phil, "I'm not into that"- Dan
8:13 "A wet book." Okay Phil.
(Books smell great I'm unstanning)
8:23 Phil clarifies the husband wasn't killed by kangaroos.
8:35 James Corden singing with Harry Styles in the car reference.
(Actually worth watching imo.)
9:22 Dan being disturbed by the father daughter talk in the car sounding like a sex talk.
"That sounds like something else."
"Oh god, where's this going?"
9:48 If I was Dan's grandma following him on Twitter and watching his videos, I would be concerned by a lot more than just his language. (But they seem to be very close and he probably explained his humor to her long ago.)
10:40 "Is it a meme?"- Phil
"Probably, a super ironic meme."- Dan
11:25 "We know what a mall is."- Phil
11:30 Dan remembers being shouted at for loitering
11:40 "Heck."- a quiet and amused Dan
11:44 "Always go for Chinese."- Dan
11:46 "Oh my god mall Chinese food is the best."- Phil
12:00 "They have a great bond! Talk about your problems Amanda!"- Dan reacting to Dilddy and Amanda's food humor
12:33 Their reaction to Phil having predicted the memes convo.
12:57 Dan's Memeing of Life video reference.
13:06 Phil "lets" Dan say the swear word. Transitions into "dat boy" reference.
13:26 Dan's over reaction to anti-establishment/capitalism rant
(Phil practically rolling his eyes here)
13:43 "Okay, this is like, stop trying so hard to prove how cool and critical your opinions are, Brah. God. Jesus."- Dan
14:30 Blue raspberry slushies are dangerous
14:40 Dan would have cried about MCR merch being ruined
14:48 And would still wear it
15:05 Yeah, Dan we all know what it's trying to parody.
15:10 Both of them would rather go to Bed, Bath & Beyond (domesticity
)
15:23 "Don't think that way Dilddy, you're valid."- Dan
15:35 "Guess the name. Vincent."- Dan
"Dracula."- Phil
"Just straight up Dracula."- Dan cracking up
16:05 Dan is highly amused by "Edwardian dressage"
16:10 Phil looks done, admits "I'm not sure I'm going to date this one."
16:28 "Not carrier pigeon? Wow, this guy is not carrying it through."- Dan
16:30 Phil is liking his nail varnish
16:40 "All I know is that he's way too high maintenance for me and I'm noping out of there."- Dan (I like how in this case both Dan and Phil seem to be speaking as themselves not wanting to date Damien, not speaking about what's right for Dilddy)
17:30 They are both "intrigued, but not at all interested."
17:44 D&P would watch "Long Haul Paranormal Ice Road Ghost Truckers"
18:26 "Hop on the Reddits and down vote some comments."- Dan
18:38 "Wow, productive day for Dilddy there, not."- wow Dan
18:46 When did Dan start with the snorting? I feel like this is a somewhat recent development.
19:09 Furniture assembling is all about interpretation
19:16 "Dilddy continues to be the most relatable character ever."- Seriously Dan, hush, you have no room to talk.
19:22 A few seconds later: "Yeah, its honest"
20:07 "They've got some punch going on, wieners, chairs, plants and lots of cakes. This is a damn good cookout if you ask me."- Dan
20:25 Dan thinks Joesph sounds like Viktor from Yuri on Ice, I don't see how.
20:52 "Ohh, okay, can't be a home wrecker then."- Dan
21:19 "Wow Mary."- Phil, dragging her
20:20 "I *love* her, literal goals."- Dan
21:33 "All the guys!"- Dan doing a weird arm flap thing
"Ohhh, there's more guys"- Phil
21:40 Dan loosing total composure over Robert.
21:45 Rugged (edgy) vs rustic (like Amish, ok Dan)
21:50 Why does he need the whisky, what does he want to do with the eyes? Fuck!"- Dan
22:00 Phil predicts that Dilddy and Robert are not going to get along
22:15 "He's a bundle of laughs."- Phil no likee, Dan likee very much
22:40 Phil's whiny dad voice is a marvel
22:46 "Pleasantries!"- both
22:58 "Wow Amanda."- Phil
23:06 "It's Mat! He's my fave!"- Phil
23:10 "What a cool guy and mysterious."- Dan about Robert
23:14 "Boo."- Dan at Brian, mumbles something about dog
23:18 "Edwardian!"- Dan about Damien
23:21 "Hella awkward."- Dan about Hugo
23:28 "What a coincidence!"- Dan that all the dads live on their cur-de-sac
23:40 "Mysterious stranger and guy that was too boastful, that does seem like a good combination, I do want to get to know the mysterious guy more, but I kinda want to avoid Brian."- Gee Dan, we can tell.
23:51 "Teacher- awkward, Mat- nice, Craig"- Dan, "We like Craig"- Phil
24:02 Look at that diverse group of hot dads!
24:08 "He needs help. Let's go rescue Craig, that's definitely what this is."- Dan
24:16 "Oh my god, Hugo. Stop."- Phil looking pained
24:36 "Like a Labrador."- Dan (second Labrador mention this week)
24:44 Craig calls River "little bro" so Dan uses male pronoun only to find out seconds later River is a girl. "Poor baby."
25:02 Hand quotes abound
25:11 Dan whispers "What the fuck does that mean?" He really wants to know the details of their college relationship
25:20 Daniel James Howell burnt pasta because he didn't know he had to put water in it. Shame him.
25:50 Dan tells Phil to make Mat's daughter sound a bit more cool
25:55 "Coot!" "Coot!" (This is cute)
26:00 "Mat is just too cute"- Dan (I thought for sure he was going to say cool)
26:02 "DREAMBOAT,"- Phil (Dan seems a bit surprised by Phil's sudden declaration)
26:06 "Delet"- Dan who is being slowly won over
26:20 Carmensita is such "an amazingly cool name"
26:23 "Fuck off Daisy. No one likes you Daisy."- I swear to god, pausing during Dan's outbursts reveal the best Phil faces
27:03 "Smoooking"- Dan lip shake thing
27:18 Can anyone make out what Dan says about Craig and Mat here? "There's a... those two."?
27:40 "Wow. Incredible."- D "What a delinquent."- P "Seriously."- D
27:48 "I mean if you give him a name like Ernest he's gonna rebel."- Dan
27:53 "Shout out to any Ernests watching."- Phil
28:10 Props to Phil for his moody teenage boy voice
28:20 "Woah, edge detected!"- Dan
28:28 What the heck was that Dan?
28:55 Dan thinks Dilddy is cool for not being pretentious
28:56 Dan would be friends with someone who says they're "cool as a cucumber"
29:58 "From my experience, the moment you stop living with your parents you suddenly are like 'I love my family!' but maybe that's just because you're used to there being food in the house, and not having to do your own laundry."- okay Dan, don't ruin a nice thing.
30:40 "Diddly P!"
30:45 Phil asks Dan if he's liking Damien's aesthetic, Dan's quick answer "no".
32:00 Damien Bloodmarch "too much"
32:20 "Wow. Smooth. He's definitely a vampire."- Phil
32:30 "Hello Amanda."- in unison
"We should do it at the same time."- you just did Dan
32:53 "Can we all be Mary?"- Dan (with her wine goals)
33:37 Dan bangs the desk "Everything's connected!" (Lucien and Damien)
33:45 "Fight! Fight! Fight!"- Dan
34:18 "Joesph is so wholesome, when he isn't passively aggressively correcting his wife. It's a facade"- Dan
34:30 "Edge detected!"- Dan
35:03 "The Satan number."- Phil
35:47 "The Game of Thrones."- Phil
"Yeah sure, it better be"- Dan
35:55 Just going to call him Diddly
37:30 "Wow. I kind of like this. It's like me, just constant, like joking, then double joking, then triple joking and then everyone's like 'wow, do you have a personality or are you just hiding it until layers of humor as a defense mechanism?'"- Dan (wow that went deep)
37:45 "Don't worry Dan."- Phil
"I'm just kidding."- Dan
39:39 "Ginger representation."- Dan (not sure what that has to do with anything but they're warming up to Brian
40:40 Phil loves the puns, Dan wants them to stop.
Clearly Phil was meant to be the dad.
43:03 Dan is into the cauliflower, he will eat the cauliflower, he's just putting that out there
(he also put out a negative opinion on cucumbers not long ago I believe. What does it mean?)
44:00 Wine and Dine Mastermind sounds like something they'd watch
44:33 "Kiddo" reminds Dan of Sans
44:50 "Definitely" earned that ice cream sandwich
45:07 Dan helping Phil with assuaging and exacerbating
45:45 Phil's dad performance kills me from here on
46:16 "Don't complain about the attitude. If you want to be protective stick to the issue. So you could say I have a right to be concerned but is that a bit entitled?"- Dan, "I think just like I was scared."- Phil "It shows vulnerability. That's how to do it."- Dan
(very wise, what good dads, now good luck keeping a level head when you are actually upset)
46:46 "Say sorry Amanda."- Phil
46:56 Paused here, D&P's facial and body language accurately reflect how I feel about what Phil just said about his bedroom. Both their eyes move away from each other and they look tired.
47:22 Phil's least favorite is Hugo, "He's so stuffy. I mean intelligence can be attractive but I think when he's just uhbuhburhburhbuhbahbah"- how'd that go again Phil?
47:30 "He's got that walrus mustache."- Dan
47:36 Phil is liking Mat: made banana bread, funny, sensitive and Craig: friend from college, quite funny, and doesn't really fit in with the snarffle snarffle something
47:47 Dan likes the tall dark mysterious stranger ("Really?" asks Phil surprised, like it wasn't obvious) cracking inappropriate jokes is literally himself, thinks the darkness might be a pretense and that he could be really soft and vulnerable on the inside "WHO KNOWS?!" Hmmm.