mermaid blood wrote: Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:21 am7.43 - 'your pen is'/anal tampon
10.35 - injoke funny voices
11.00 - dan: always protect your butt
11.08 - "huge anus" amuses them
11.35 - phil: i didnt shave this morning...this is my 10 oclock shadow
dan: do i look like i have cheekbones? its just the webcam.
12.32 - phil shakes dan by the shoulders to make the game fairer
12.48 - phil makes a kill bill reference, dan teases him. cute phil giggle
12.59 - 'anna's watching from the office'
13.37 - phil plays with dan's 'parachute jumper'
14.38 - phil sings in falsetto
14.52 - phil shakes dan again
14.30 - "we're not going to shame furry mario, are we? like we're not shaming furry dan in the foxy fur suit". phil: not at all
16.30 - phil: they're sneking your ass.
16.35 - 17.10 discussion of phil swearing, 'mother of ass!', warning he may do so when gaming
20.47 - phil: but then, your family don't do christmas pudding, so like what's the deal?
22.05 - phil: danny got wrecked!
dan: (dejected) alright, phil. i was planning on being supportive of you...
phil: really? im so used to fighting you i think thats what it is
22.45 - dan cracks up at someone in the chat apologising for shaking his hand at vidcon
23.48 - phil goes with a pink outfit 'it represents my personality'
24.35 - phil craves a christmas drink
24.45 - phil: 'are you starting to think about autumn leaves now dan?'
24.47 - dan: i've had my sweaty nights. phil: sweaty nights?! (laughs)
25.22 - phil wants a haribo for goodluck. dan: gods sake, this guys, seriously.
25.33 - phil: i dont want your fingers on it.
dan: my hands are quite sweaty after touching the controller, to be fair
26.04 - dan: i'm tethering to my phone because thats how bad our internet is
26.20 - dan: oh god i shouldn't have had a cherry. phil: why?
26.32 - phil after a compliment from chat on his blue tshirt: 'does it bring out my eyes?
dan: i think so, yeah!
phil: i should wear more blue
dan: should you?
26.43 - dan tries to help phil
phil: i don't need advice from you, danny lad!
dan: look, i said i was going to be supportive to you, i don't know why you're being like this
phil: no, i don't need it!
27.10 - dan: that frickin cherry, ruined me.
phil: how much were you chewing that?
dan: that involved a lot
phil: you should've swallowed it whole!
dan: i should have.
28.20 - phil: stop hitting me in the butt!
dan: look, he's been giving the internet free content for ten years now, and this is how you treat him!
28.48 - phil: you should eat this. (laughs) what did that mean? that's something we'd edit out if this wasn't live...
31.38 - their train broke on the way home from Edinburgh
32.20 - phil: that is bull! ...shirt. i said shirt.
33.40 - phil almost gets 1st place, both excited
34.55 - both look down at phil's thigh bruise, the chat wants to see it. phil: that might be a bit risque...
dan: i can just imagine you doing it in a degrading way...
35.23 - phil shows us his bicep bruise
35.45 - phil: you're stressing me out!
dan: (reprimanded) ok, i'm not gonna look...
phil: you do the chat.
35.55 - phil: so what's better, swish swish bitch?
dan: (laughing)
phil: i said bish then, honestly...
36.28 - dan sings taylor swift's new single look what you made me do 'ooo'
phil: ooh (moan)
dan: look what you made me do...
phil: ooh (higher pitched) look what you made me do
dan: context....
37.55 - phil: come on lads! please!
41.50 - second time phil has asked if the chat is in slow mode, it isnt, dan prefers it fast
42.13 - dan encourages phil to show his leg bruise. he does and peels up his pants to his thigh
42.30 - dan encourages him to tell them how he got it, but phil says he was fighting a bear.
43.45 - dan: are you really not going to tell them? you're giving conspiracy theory content to all the other youtubers for at least a month now... (stares at camera)
43.33 - dan: does it involve getting on all fours? maybe that's too much exercise...
44.40 - they beg people to let phil win. phil: let me have something to hold on to! (fake distressed, hilarious)
46.45 - phil won, they cheer
48.00 - they attempt to do a live end card, cute and awkward