Ranks

[oqua]

Do you guys like the ranks? And do you have ideas for others?

Here are the current ranks and the number of posts they correspond to:

[Anonymousse]

We need more in-between senpai and long-time wanker.

And I detest, senpai is the only one that has a mental Phil audiotrack every time I see it.
We need more of those mental-audio tracked ones.

[DryCereal]

I'm sad I didn't even notice them til I was a dank meme.
Happy to be a senpai for a while though. but the way i've been going today that'll only be about a week(!) - I do have much physio (such ouch, many tears...) tomorrow though.

[missemma]

we could add something "daddy" related or "delia smith" inbetween senpai & long time wanker?

[DryCereal]

Stolen cereal? Ransacked snack? I'm hungry

[Anonymousse]

we could add something "daddy" related or "delia smith" inbetween senpai & long time wanker?

Can I just be daddy forever?

[swofro]

We need one from doge meme. Such [stuff] much [stuff]

[missemma]

We need one from doge meme. Such [stuff] much [stuff]

such daddy, much wow?

[oqua]

Other ideas we discussed were:

• placenta
• complete flop
• spork
• sofa crease
• existential crisis hallway
• trash
• drama llama

[missemma]

p-l-a-t-o-n-i-c poster needs to get in somehow.

[oqua]

Personally I like "daddy," but it may be too sexual; some posters might be uncomfortable being labeled as "daddy" :/

Missemma, lol, I love it!

[Anonymousse]

Personally I like "daddy," but it may be too sexual; some posters might be uncomfortable being labeled as "daddy" :/

Missemma, lol, I love it!

I want to be labeled daddy ,

But what about son for general use? too much?

[shoe]

Do you guys like the ranks? And do you have ideas for others?

Here are the current ranks and the number of posts they correspond to:

Could we alter the order? My logic-obsessed brain is wanting
Phillion/danosaur </3 --> [more levels] --> squish --> smol bean --> tol bean --> angel bean --> senpi --> cinnamon roll sunshine too pure for this world

[oqua]

Do you guys like the ranks? And do you have ideas for others?

Here are the current ranks and the number of posts they correspond to:

Could we alter the order? My logic-obsessed brain is wanting
Phillion/danosaur </3 --> [more levels] --> squish --> smol bean --> tol bean --> angel bean --> senpi --> cinnamon roll sunshine too pure for this world

You're here!!!

What intermediate levels would you suggest? I also like the smol > tol > angel bean progression, but I think "angel bean" seems immeasurably more important than "tol bean"

[Anonymousse]

What intermediate levels would you suggest? I also like the smol > tol > angel bean progression, but I think "angel bean" seems immeasurably more important than "tol bean"

Or maybe just some kind of bean hierarchy. smol bean, jellybean, coffee bean... etc... Placenta bean

[human]

These are amazing. I love you staff babies. So so hard.

[oqua]

Guys I found this:
http://lesbilester.tumblr.com/post/1128 ... phan-memes

Any ideas we can use?

[PolarFox]

Guys I found this:
http://lesbilester.tumblr.com/post/1128 ... phan-memes

Any ideas we can use?

Now I need "no homo howell" rank in my life
Also the defence squad one sounds nice.

[oqua]

Also this post:
http://perksofbeingaphangirl0.tumblr.co ... each-other
this also alerted me to the fact that the quote is "living flop," not "complete flop." haha

[swofro]

Such ham, much jam?

Scrape that, it sucks. I cannot think of anything good to put into the doge meme.

[shoe]

Guys I found this:
http://lesbilester.tumblr.com/post/1128 ... phan-memes

Any ideas we can use?

Now I need "no homo howell" rank in my life
Also the defence squad one sounds nice.

smol bean --> tol bean --> no homo bean
Would reflect Dan's growth as a person/youtuber
Then we could have "dank meme" and "crusty sponge" between "no homo bean" and "angel bean"

I like "living flop" as a mid rank as well

[oqua]

A few I like:

• whisk
• placenta
• cat whisker
• hobbit hair
• kanye

And one I love:

• p-l-a-t-o-n-i-c poster

just rememebred some more:

• "his eyes said yes"
• "do you watch sherlock?"

"you fuck. you absolute cheeky shit."

Guys I found this:
http://lesbilester.tumblr.com/post/1128 ... phan-memes

Any ideas we can use?

Now I need "no homo howell" rank in my life
Also the defence squad one sounds nice.

smol bean --> tol bean --> no homo bean
Would reflect Dan's growth as a person/youtuber
Then we could have "dank meme" and "crusty sponge" between "no homo bean" and "angel bean"

I like "living flop" as a mid rank as well

I like the smol bean --> tol bean --> no homo bean progression tbh. I still think "angel bean" should be quite a bit higher though.

[shoe]

Guys I found this:
http://lesbilester.tumblr.com/post/1128 ... phan-memes

Any ideas we can use?

Now I need "no homo howell" rank in my life
Also the defence squad one sounds nice.

smol bean --> tol bean --> no homo bean
Would reflect Dan's growth as a person/youtuber
Then we could have "dank meme" and "crusty sponge" between "no homo bean" and "angel bean"

I like "living flop" as a mid rank as well

I like the smol bean --> tol bean --> no homo bean progression tbh. I still think "angel bean" should be quite a bit higher though.

oh, I didn't mean that "dank meme" and "crusty sponge" should be the only things between "no homo bean" and "angel bean", just that they could go in between them in the ranks order.

Such ham, much jam?

Scrape that, it sucks. I cannot think of anything good to put into the doge meme.

Such platonic, very friends

[oqua]

Moderator Action :

Hey guys, in an effort to be sensitive to both Dan and Phil and to all users of this forum, the admin and moderators have decided not to make any rank titles that are sexual in nature or reference sexuality (i.e. things like "daddy," "no homo bean," or "p-l-a-t-o-n-i-c.") They're all funny and meant light-heartedly, but we want to avoid creating official forum features (such as rankings) that poke fun at D&P's sexuality. Additionally, the association between an individual's username and a label like "daddy" or "no homo" could cause confusion and/or discomfort in certain circumstances. I hope everyone understands!

Keep the suggestions coming!!

[Winterbury]

i need a "Delilah Smith's placenta" rank please and ty
also, something with "glabella" in it. for old times sake