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alittledizzy wrote: 4 October 2016
2:14 - Dan is a floating something. "Wearing a completely gray shirt for being outside, because in England it's cold as heck." So he was definitely out before the liveshow.
3:20 - Phil was the dancing pumpkin. Little known fact. Underappreciated piece of AmazingPhil trivia, in Dan's opinion.
3:37 - He is a floating head. It only took him a minute and a half to finish that sentence. Also: Dan has a neck.
4:45 - John is feeling gay. Dan paused to laugh. He loves his audience. "From choke me, to gay, to free doritos. I get it all from you."
5:27 - tatinof/doc #spon begins. Dan is not ready.
6:27 - He squeezed out an egg with Phil, out of their collective orifice. The try-not-to-mention-having-a-baby-with-your-husband metaphor game is weird lately.
7:13 - Is Phil really the dancing pumpkin man? It's a hundred percent true fact that Phil said and everybody believed.
8:20 - He's talking about about how everyone can access the document but all I see are pound signs and the youtube logo coming out of his mouth.
9:52 - Will it appeal to older fans? "We must never discriminate against people based on age, because somebody might be eleven and smarter than you." True, Dan, but not an answer to the question. There are llamas, but there are ironic llamas, so it's okay.
12:30 - "What did Dan and Phil think about being Dan and Phil?" I enjoy this being a point of the show.
14:40 - Why are your lips so red? Because I'm living in a dark cave-
16:15 - Phil trolling Dan by replaying Dan's weird "photoshoot" comment.
16:40 - Hella awkward to do those videos with twenty people watching.
21:07 - #GetPhil - Dan asks why he's not good enough, asks if people want a livestream of him crying for an hour. I'm not sure how peole asking for Phil relates to Dan crying.
24:04 - No signings for DAPGO, but something outside of the box.
25:42 - They've accrued crap since going on tour, apt is full of crap.
26:35 - "My life is terrifyng and hilarious."
27:13 - "You could be a cannibal and I don't want to endorse that." Sassy voice.
28:23 - References pretentious friend in university.
29:10 - Phil thinks Danny Brown has an 'eager voice.' I love Dan sharing Phil opinions.
31:19 - Golden Labrador Syndrome. His concentration face is adorable, but "I can do it, I can do it-" in that gritted teeth voice with his head bowed and his face going red just takes me to a filthy mental place.
31:50 - Undertale, Dil, Spooky Week, Undertale in a big burst. Flaily Dan.
32:35 - "Are Dan Howell furry?" "That's a good question."
33:19 - Dan needs to talk about something imporant. I am riveted. This is the moment I have been waiting for. "There is a show called Battlestar Galactica." I feel alive. "If I had a top five favorite tv shows of all time, I think this would probably be in it." This is life. "This is human drama, and it will ruin your life. The characters are amazing. You will fall in love with the characters, and this show will ruin your life. Kara Thrace is a girl who is a space fighter pilot and she is a feminist icon and a geek culture icon and she will be your favorite person and most iconic person of all time. You will aspire to be her. Lee Adama is the basic white boy you wish you didn't like as much as you did but you are hopelessly in love with him. The Commander, he's like your dad. The President, she's your new mum. You don't care about your family anymore. You love this show. It's called Battlestar Galactica."
34:16 - hashtag fuck off
36:55 - "I have good taste, you can trust me." whoa lets not go too far there, even a stopped clock is right twice a day
37:30 - "I agree with Phil that it was a bit too much competition and it would have been good to get some story and character development."
38:01 - "More hot springs fan service episodes." I'm just going to assume that's a homoerotic reference.
38:15 - Crunchyroll Food Wars #spon trip lost opportunity.
39:15 - "Are you quitting youtube?" I appreciate the clarification but he's kind of misrepresenting what people were reacting to - I'm pretty sure it was his wording that he was going to "set everything on fire" that evoked the concerned response.
40:12 - Peace signson the way out.
40:40 - Explains peace signs as a defense mechanism. "Much like my sense of humor, the peace signs are a coping mechanism to deal with my low self-esteem."
42:44 - "Can senpai notice you more than literally using your icon?" He loves Felix.
42:30 - Phil/pokemon trailer story.
44:08 - The pokemon owl seems like a 'he' in Dan's mind bc Phil said the owl looks like him.
45:18 - There is a time of year when the constellation of whiskers align in the galaxy. (pinof 8)
45:42 - "But when will the whiskers end?" It's an homage, it's terrible and amazing, it can never be bad (like llamas) because it's too important.
46:38 - pinof as old men; as someone else pointed out, his response isn't that they might not even know each other at 80 but that they'd be so old they couldn't sit on the bed and would have to sit in chairs
47:14 - Does Phil drag people? Does he do that? Is it within him to drag a person?
47:20 - Hates Alberta the shrimp. Doesn't like it making eye contact with him.
47:46 - Alberta's a lesbian: "Who's to try to force a label upon this shrimp? I mean we barely understand human sexuality, so to imply that shrimp has gender - I don't know. I think that unless Alberta wants to label herself, you know, to help understand her self on her terms we should just not assume anything."
48:48 - "Phil's got me watching X-Factor."
52:49 - His fave GOT char is the evil witch.
54:02 - Since summer 2012, has Dan had a liveshow without someone asking him if he watches Sherlock? How can a fandom survive on one hour a year? I can't tell if he's mocking or admiring.
57:40 - Harambe, where is the line. "It's not my job to decide how you're supposed to feel about Haramabe. You get mad."
59:03 - Mister is a Dan-approved dog name.
59:27 - "Dan and Phil have run out of storage. It's official. We have accumulated too much crap, okay. I need more space. I'm going mental. It's like I live in a hamster cage and someone is dropping rocks into it and I'm slowly getting pushed up against the wall. Hashtag-Dan-Needs-Storage. Okay, that's what's important in life. We can't get into the kitchen 'cause there's stuff from our tour blocking the doorway. It's tragic. You need to pray for us." "'Find a bigger apartment, move to a bigger house.' Yeah, thank you." What is his face doing, what is that beaming smile, that helpless laugh when he's not saying anything but I want to know what's happening in his brain. (Storage is a v serious issue though.)
1:01:13 - Cried his eyes out at BSG.
1:01:26 - He feels calm but inside there is tiny panic that he and Phil have spent two/three years working on this book and stage show and 'tomorrow The Amazing Tour is Not on Fire and a documentary about the making of it is coming out on youtube and there we go, it's there, for all of you, on the internet forever. Crazy.'
1:02:33 - He's offended by youtube's color correcting and them editing Phil's eyes 'and I don't know why because Phil looked fine' aww
1:03:03 - Clinking in the kitchen.
1:03:15 - Goodbye, ducklings.