IDB

:59 - "Hi. My name is Dan, and that sounded way too much like the start of Hello, Internet."
1:08 - "So I can pretend that I get any social interaction done at all." But this doesn't count as a social event, because he's wearing pajamas.
2:27 - Weather talk; warm to really cold, and freezing today. "Mega hoodie."
2:45 - Longboy; hoodie sleeves that are long are necessary to keep him alive.
3:20 - Waxes poetic on the emotional state of goths.
3:40 - Asked about open university; does not seem enthusiastic about going back and studying again.
4:35 - ISG talk. "It had been nearly ten months since the last ISG." No, it has not been. "That was like, only a few months off of being a year ago." I mean, if you think five months is 'a few' then sure.
5:34 - Asked about hydration and goes on a ramble about how 2016 was challenging and we need to be kind and encourage people in 2017. "We're trying to just be kind and encourage other... each other." Nothing he said made sense. It is definitely a euphemism for fucking.
6:40 - Dan is not wearing yellow any time soon.
6:52 - "A big black mass, the antithesis of color."
7:05 - Bee movie meme. Talks about the new video again, but only in relation to the morse code joke.
8:28 - "I'll probably have to wait another ten months before the next ISG video." You mean, ten months. Not another ten months. Because it wasn't ten months.
9:06 - brony or nah? "I'm gonna go with nah."
9:36 - He and Phil are suitable for someone's little sister as long as they are 42.
10:00 - Dan starts talking about music and I hear that sound Charlie Brown hears when adults talk.
10:20 - Dan gives two people a shout out but merges their names like a ship name, then stops, laughs, and says, "I've started that now. I'm sorry, maybe you don't want to be-"
10:33 - Reads out an 'I met my girlfriend through you' in a mocking high pitched voice, then talks about inspiring lesbian hookups. Then as if recognizing his tone adds, "I know it sounds sarcastic, but I'm not." And then laughs, also sarcastically.
10:55 - Melting Shrek bath bomb.
11:13 - Says there is no emos left, then implies only eleven years old are emos. "Pray for these children."
11:37 - "Your hair is like my sexuality. Whoa! Nice one."
11:52 - Mocking voice when doing an impression of Swedish fans.
12:10 - Strange tangent on sheet washing. He washes his sheets. They smell nice. They're good. If you're having friends 'round, you should wash your sheets. You don't want any people you're trying to impress sitting in your bed with a smelly bed.
13:05 - Maybe he'll rebrand to Daniel.
13:25 - References brand name change again; maybe he'll feel the freedom to decide if he is Dan or Daniel or danisnotonfire.
13:51 - Dan's inevitable scandal in two years.
14:02 - His parents told him he was a funny kid. As a child growing into a teen, if he was funny he ended up being obnoxious.
14:18 - What would Dan's big scandal be?
14:37 - Makes a joke about going full 2007 Britney then spins it into a PSA about reclaiming mental health.
14:58 - A small quiet 'help me' re: still getting people saying 'llamas' in chat.
15:05 - Potential scandal: Hamster trafficking. "No, that's Phil."
15:14 - Potential scandal: Killing Phil for cereal eating. "That's scheduled."
15:54 - Extremely exasperated with people asking dumb questions. (In this case, 'how do you feel about someone with a service dog subscribed to your channel.')
16:40 - re:youtube agegate "It sounds like youtube, uh... they gave a statement saying we'll fix it so it doesn't do that anymore."
17:05 - Sims series discussion.
17:27 - "I'm gonna get 'me and Phil' fucking tattooed on my forehead."
18:39 - "It's a tv show that I'm in control of."
18:50 - Merch spon.
19:10 - "Phil's brother" mention - #dartyn
19:27 - "Phil. Jesus Christ. Um. If you go to the checkout and use the code 'swaglord' I do believe it is, then there's 20% off all t-shirts." Seems genuinely put out over swaglord.
21:00 - "Oh my god. These last two weeks for Dan have been an emotional roller coaster. Physically."
21:52 - Talks about 'Get Out.'
23:36 - Dan's red patch. Blood vessels on his face.
24:03 - Horse Prince game. They're going to finish it in one hour long video.
25:38 - Life is Strange; he would be annoyed if people took it too seriously trying to psychoanalyze the choices they made.
26:55 - I want to hear more about Dan and Phil having dank afternoon tea in japan.
28:00 - Slightly frantic laugh after being asked when the next dinof video is.
28:04 - Cinema experience rant.
28:36 - He is litr-uh-lly gonna write it on his forehead.
28:57 - And then immediately mocks fans for wanting him to do it.
29:14 - Guy was being a disruption in the theater. "Phil was in like, full social meerkat mode, just like having a crisis at this social situation that he felt responsible for." "Phil was just like [incoherent noises]."
29:28 - Says hi to someone's dad.
31:09 - Riverdale
32:25 - Talking about changing his name if he was a music blogger. "Daniel Mysterio."
32:47 - Music talk
33:05 - "Daniel Lester. Good suggestion. *snorts* Oh he did it."
33:08 - More music talk
34:50 - Open University sucks balls. "But whose to say that sucking balls isn't a good thing? Lets not be offensive. Or is it? Who knows."
35:20 - Yet more music talk. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04
36:41 - Anthony guy discussion.
37:13 - He and Phil caught up with Steven Universe.
38:03 - He 'ships the fuck' out of lapidot. "Lapis Lazuli is me. I've never related more to a cartoon character in my life.
38:50 - He does not want to go onto the corners of the internet with SU ships, despite just loudly and emphatically proclaiming he ships two people on the show.
40:46 - He has watched some of Drag Race, but feels like he needs to watch more of it.
41:15 - He does not rate ham that much, but appreciates that people do. At this point I accept that "I appreciate that people do." "That's valid." "But some people do, and that's fine." etc are just defaults tacked onto everything Dan says in an attempt to avoid anyone being able to call him out on a stance.
43:41 - When did you start watching Phil's videos? "I don't know, back in like 2007 or something. I've been watching youtube since - when was my account created? 2006, 2005. I was watching youtube for ages and there was nothing interesting happening on youtube."
44:33 - He is at an impasse. Phil's finished playing FF 15, but also Zelda is out.
45:19 - Phil told him there are grind-y aspects of FF; I guess this means Dan didn't watch while Phil played? #spoilers and all.
45:40 - Dan liveshow bingo. Take a shot of water.
46:05 - I love this rant on being a critical fan. Preach it, Dan. "I'm allowed to have opinions. Just because you're a fan of something doesn't mean you have to support it through thick and thin. If you're a fan of a band and someone in the band murders somebody, you don't have to support them, okay. You can criticize them."
47:44 - Starts answering questions in a weird voice.
48:00 - "You now is- a good website. That works most of the time." Bite that shade back.
49:15 - He got five A's at AS. (Who is this british boy talking british at me.)
49:45 - He says his viewers don't make him cringe that often, explains the difference in audience between platforms.
51:03 - He doesn't like when people comment on other videos saying Dan sent them, it embarrasses him.
52:40 - I'm not sure Dan has given a single opinion this entire liveshow without adding "But you should be allowed" or "But that's ok" to the end of it.
53:46 - He would be down to play Dungeons & Dragons. "I feel like Phil would be a good game master. Here you are fighting a dog. The dog takes off their hat, and it is actually a prince dressed up as a dog."
54:07 - He has been irrationally sleepy, and does have an idea why. He ate two apples just to zazz himself. Is this their healthy replacement for sugar loading?
54:33 - Doesn't want to go deep in Undertale theories.
55:00 - Dan does not know how to adult.
56:14 - Dan stayed in side on St Patricks Day and looked at people wearing novelty hats whilst throwing up on the floor.
56:49 - He thinks that it is good to learn about reproduction in a mixed class.
57:05 - "Firstly, non-straight people exist."
57:55 - "You can have any sexual identity you want."
59:21- Rant on not needing to define your sexuality with a label. Not gonna type it out since fancybum is the true mvp who already has. But Dan circles around the whole topic of not being straight in as close a brush with directness as he's ever done before.
1:00:50 - "formless blob"
1:01:30 - He likes queer as a good umbrella term for anything that isn't the norm.
1:03:01 - "formless blob" again
1:03:22 - "This apartment is so noisy. This apartment is so noisy, end me. Please release me from this hell." i mean. you can move.