19:15 “For some reason, [Instagram] invited Phil and I [to Wimbledon], not complaining, so that was fun.”
20:45 “Something that wasn’t fun was mine and Phil’s experience of arriving. Does anybody want another harrowing Dan and Phil travel story right now, ‘cause I’ve got one for ya, it happened again”
(chat) Did Phil took the pics for you in the Tinder video?
“Yes, talent, honestly. Capturing those crumbs cascading down my rolls.”
22:25 “The people from Instagram were like, ‘oh Dan and Phil yeah, you can get dropped off [at the high security VIP Entrance gate where fancy celebrities in fancy cars get dropped off].”
They rolled up in a taxi like a couple of plebs.
“This [hench policeman verbally harassed their driver to keep moving the car along], so we just got out of the car, Phil was like ‘gotta go fast’, bailed out the door, 'cause if he’s being attacked, or whatever, 'sorry mate, we got some strawberries to eat’, so we just left. And then the guy looks at us when we get out of the car, he gets out his walkie-talkie [to report them as suspicious..] and me and Phil are like ‘oh my god, who do they think we— we were invited! why are we being attacked! we don’t mean any harm!’ [so he was expecting them to get 'peacefully tasered or something'].”
They got their tickets and then were approached by the head of security who got up in their faces and demanded to see their passes. “And Phil’s just like, ‘We have tickets!’ and [the guy sees they have actual tickets and lets them go, hopefully feeling like a bit of a douche].”
25:30 “Anyway. Shook. Honestly, we were in and we were just like, ‘let’s sit down and have a little hyperventilate for 10 minutes”
27:45 “The seats [at Wimbledon] are designed for people that are like really short, so me and Phil were sat in this thing like (scrunches up) ‘Hello we’re two giants cramped in this thing’ [so they were happy it was a short match or game or whatever]”
31:46 “Also: video with Phil called ‘Anthony Dan or a Rat’, the iconic gameshow that is surely just waiting to be on TV. That was actually hilarious.”
“This one on AmazingPhil, we did a quiz where Phil went and found some photos of us on the internet [like the beautiful troll he is]”
“it was quite difficult and Phil found some absolutely horrendous photos of me"
37:10 (about Tomska sketch he filmed yesterday) “Spoiler: it’s really funny.”
37:20 “I’m so jealous of him having so many friends that help him to make his content: writers, producers, editors that just have nice opinions. He has a whole team supporting him. I have myself. And Phil’s photography skills; we can’t forget that credit from the end of that production of that video.”
-so many friends that also happen to be paid employees doing their jobs, Dan. little different.
48:10 (chat) How is Crash Bandicoot going?
“Oh my god, so me and Phil have been playing this Crash Bandicoot reboot”
“I have to think about what would be entertaining necessarily [to play it on DAPG]"
49:30 “On danandphilshop, we have some cute Dan and Phil plushies. Apparently, this comes from Martyn, Phil’s brother, lots of people were saying ‘new outfits’ so Phil did a little poll-erini [on his twitter, go vote]"
52:55 “If Phil ever recovers from his laryngitis, perhaps a gaming video. To be honest, if Phil can’t speak by Thursday, we’ll just film a video where he can’t talk, ‘cause it’s just getting ridiculous”
53:25 “I hope you didn’t take [the Tinder video] too seriously, had a nice time, had a lol, liked all the videos on Phil’s channel, the ones with Anthony, Fine Bros"
Phil and Misc Watch 2017