Dan liveshow - 8 August 2017 - SIPPING THE TEA WITH MR D
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 5:55 pm
fancybum wrote:Phil and Misc Watch 2017
SIPPING THE TEA WITH MR. D (August 8, 2017)
Prompted Phil MentionUnprompted Phil MentionNeutral Phil Mention31:00 (chat) How’ve you been?
“I’ve been good. God, I was like ‘Phil’s parents for like 3 days in a row, and then Japanese friends coming round and then I had to go have breakfast with another friend who spontaneously contacted me and then I had to go do loads of work over the weekend’ and I was just like LEAVE ME ALONE. So I’m good, I just really want to close all the curtains and not interact with another person for a very very very long time, definitely, I hope you can relate to me for that”Miscellaneous05:20 “One of the most lovely and humbling things in the entire world is that some people out there actually say “I want to hang out with Dan and Phil [as their wish for Make-A-Wish]”
“The other week we [played Mario Kart with Nicole]. Nicole beat me and Phil several times”
13:15 “I don’t know what a challenging week is for you, but as a paranoid stressed introvert, a hard week for me is one where I’ve had lots of plans made, so Phil’s par- it was Phil’s mum's birthday and because Phil and his brother Martyn live here in London, they came to visit and they were staying with Phil’s brother for like 3 days.”
14:00 “[Next Level apartment cleaning occurs when] you have a family member, or even worse, someone you know’s family, coming to visit your house. When Phil got told that his mum wanted to visit the apartment, it was like cleaning apocalypse”
“So that was intense, a lot of cleaning, a lot of talking”
14:50 “for sometimes, you’re like ‘I must be on my best behaviour around my friend’s parents’ and it’s almost actually fun to be ridiculously polite, to the point where you’re all having dinner together and you’re like, ‘Hello there Mr. Lester, would you like me to pass the butter’ and they’re like ‘wow, your friend has such good manners why can’t you be more like your friend?!’ and honestly that’s the best thing.”
“It’s such an amazing opportunity to really make your friend suffer by being perfect”
15:50 “Phil was just gonna go [see Wicked with his family without me], so obviously I invited myself. And it was amazing”
25:55 “We did it, we gave the people what they wanted. Dan and Phil, on our gaming channel, DanAndPhilGAMES, we played the dad dating simulator Dream Daddy”
27:05 “despite being a silly just comedy game, it’s actually got a really genuinely sweet story and a heart to it”
28:05 “Inevitably we’re gonna offend someone [by not dating the “right” dad or whatever]”
“So I’m just gonna apologize in advance for anything offensive to your personal opinions that might happen when we play Dream Daddy but we can confirm [we’ve filmed another ep already]”
28:50 “[We named our character] Dilddy, which Phil didn’t question, just gonna put that out there, don’t know what’s wrong with him. We could’ve just called him DILF”
29:10 “The next video Dan and or Phil will probably upload is a Sims video and this isn’t just any Sims video” REDECORATING FINALLY
“we completely remake the entire house”
43:30 “Either tomorrow or the day after there will be a new Sims and it’s extremely lit”
46:15 (re: carousel) “So when I was being tour guide with Phil for our Japan friends, we were walking along the river” “and our Japanese friends were like, ‘let’s go on the carousel’ and I was like ‘nope’ and Phil [also insisted]”
“Phil was like ‘you can’t be the one person not on the carousel’” [and he got peer-pressured into it and hated it, womp womp]Phinal Tally: said ‘Phil’ 16 times2:10 “It turns out that whilst I thought, when I made it, that everything was fine, apparently someone that I spoke to in the video did not want to be in the video and Tinder decided it should not be there out of respect for the person which is totally fair enough. I thought it was fine and it wasn’t, and there we go, I have to private the video.”
4:00 “I have been walking all around the house today trying to find backgrounds to do liveshows”
-maybe try walking out the door and to a real estate agent and to a forever home, I don't know, really explore your options maybe, liveshow backgrounds are extremely important after all (??)
4:27 (chat) Talk about that week in March
“Let me get back to you on that in another 2 months”
-FUCK YOU DAN
06:30 “much more tea to be sipped with that” re: Last Contact with Tomska
“Tom is so funny with his Last Week videos, he just tells you everything and probably gets in so much trouble”
-did Tom say yet what happened with that video and Tinder? did I miss that?
08:45 “The issue for me [with taking down the Tinder spon] is that because I upload so infrequently, it now looks that an even more large gaping hole than usual is on my channel, like ‘wow what happened to this particular month’”
"But to be honest, anyone that’s been subscribed to me for longer than 2 weeks will probably be like ‘yup, that’s usual, just absolutely nothing-'"
18:00 (chat) What’s your opinion on Marilyn Manson?
"I like Marilyn Manson. When I was like a 12edgy25me teenager, I was like ‘I like Marilyn Manson, not Jesus’. I mean, obviously I liked the— there was a time when I was so scared of Marilyn Manson. I don’t know, like, tell me right now, any of you, if you like just look at pictures of Marilyn Manson or Slipknot or Dimmu Borgir, do you get like guilt that you’re going to hell because you’re-"
“I used to go on their myspace and there was a gif of a goat rotating and I’d be like ‘I’m doing something bad by looking at this’”
-because of just the general societal religious brainwashing or something more specific..... (like that Jesus comment interests me, was that out of general tween angst/rebellion or like.. familial rebellion... where'd that come from)
22:08 (after talking about spilling water on his computer and tweeting about it) “So I didn’t go on the internet the whole weekend because the wifi was turned off and the computer was turned off. That was fun.”
-did he pour water on the wifi too? I don’t understand the correlation here
22:30 “I haven’t watched [In a Heartbeat] yet, I will, I’m sure it will be very emotional and probably make me cry 10 times. Because as we all know, nothing f’s with your heart like short films that are animated with cute characters, they just make you emotional. It doesn’t matter whether it is something that you can relate to on a human emotional level or if it’s just like a seagull or something”
-one way of taking that could be a nice little fuck oooooooooffff (but nicer) in advance of people thinking him liking it (which, as stated, is inevitable no matter what it's about - human/animals sexuality/pancakes - animated shorts truly will get you every time) confirms or says fuck all about anything about him just because the short is about 2 dudes like can he fucking do anything without everyone breathing down his neck and being disappointed/x when he doesn’t bend to every expectation or use the 'proper' amount (to people that.. aren't him) of emphasis on words about his own life damn
33:20 (after talking about frill-wearing doppelganger tweet)
(chat) There’s like 7 look-alikes in the world, the rest of yours are gay porn stars
“Yeah, I remember those posts on tumblr”
(chat) Your grandma was adopted
“Maybe that was my great-grandma. There you go, fresh Dan conspiracy for you all there”
37:15 (chat) Do you have anything exciting planned?
-Guild Wars
-video
-that’s it
38:30 “I don’t have any secret [social media accounts]— the only websites I have accounts on are the ones linked in my video descriptions, so if you’re talking to someone claiming to be me, and not linked to my video description, it’s actually a 72 year old man wearing a thong in a basement that wants to skin you, then wear your skin, and dab wearing your skin [etc]”
-and that was internet safety with Mr Rogers, thanks for watching
42:12 “I’m trying to find a piano teacher that will come to my house ‘cause I don’t like going outside”
“I’m working on it now, I’m speaking to someone tomorrow to try and do it. Last week, I was gonna be like, ‘I need to sort a bunch of things in my life out, let’s do it’ and then it ended up being the ‘Dan’s got to deal with drama and social week’ so that was fun.”
50:54 (chat) Do you like pineapple pizza?
“I actually do, it’s not like something I’d order, but I’m not offended by it. I’m sorry if that would make you unsubscribe”
-you know what, I’ll forgive the Week in March disappointment just for him not being a pineapple shamer. I don't feel like being outraged yet this week, I have to pace myself.
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