Dan & Phil Part 93: Fomosexual

Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:25 pm

Amiaw wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:17 pm I’m glad Phil’s getting so much love today- it’s really nice to see.

I’m sad about the dan tweet. He usually tweets every year before Phil does so it seems another tradition dies. There’s still time but it’s not looking good

Hah, don't you remember the absolute panic year before last because Phil tweeted before Dan? With the philussy cake? That's not an exact science, I wouldn't count him out.

noodlebum · Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:26 pm

Greedy Phil being called out

Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:28 pm

ahahahahaha I fucking love it. 1+ good tweet Dan. Cute and fond as fuck.

Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:29 pm

Dan saw people doubting his status as Phil Trash Nr. 1 and had to react.

Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:31 pm

noodlebum wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:26 pm
Greedy Phil being called out

my favorite part about this tweet is that it implies that dan's right alongside him eating all that cake at every event.

don't argue me on this one.

Amiaw · Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:32 pm

Ok he proved me wrong. Glad he tweeted even if it isn’t as superior as his old tweets

Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:34 pm

Amiaw wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:32 pm Ok he proved me wrong. Glad he tweeted even if it isn’t as superior as his old tweets

Aw, I think it's really cute! It reads as a very boyfriend tweet to me - bickery cuteness because, like rizzo said, he's there for every single one of Phil's different social engagements and knows exactly how much cake Phil is getting. It feels comfortable and fond. It's a good 2020 vibe to me.

Megancita75 · Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:37 pm

Now I'm seeing that this hamster gif from today's tweet was something he used a few years ago, and he also repeated that rabbit tweet a while back. So either (1) he just has brain farts like all of us or (2) he's glitching!

Regardless, this is such a fun day!

waitingfan · Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:44 pm

tbh “may your sugar coma be eternal” is such a banteringly soft way to wish someone eternal happiness. Very on-brand

flarequake · Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:49 pm

Both have tweeted. All is right in the world. Balance has been restored. We may carry on.

liola · Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:50 pm

That is such a boyfriendy domestic tweet. Calling out your needy silly boyfriend while also being 100% ready to support the sugar intake

Let one the cakes be gay. Please just be gay, cake.

Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:54 pm

The stickers!! I'm dying!

hello9217 · Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:56 pm

The stickers are too cute it should be illegal!
Also either Karen got him that mug or dan learned that printing a pet on a piece of merchandise is literally the best present ever

onceinaugust · Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:57 pm

alittledizzy wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:54 pm The stickers!! I'm dying!

I had to zoom in on that pic because I thought it was a Shrek sticker on his forehead

(It's a hippo I think)

flarequake · Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:02 pm

This is far too cute. I had to zoom in too cos the snake looks like a paperclip. Norman mug looks pretty good actually.

glitterintheair · Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:11 pm

The tweet was really cute and screamed ‘MARRIED’ to me. Lmao poor Dan, attending 5 birthdays celebrations in two weeks is a true testament of his love, lbr.

Also the stickers!! God, I really do wonder who put them there...... so mysterious....

Phanshy · Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:32 pm

The stickers give me day in the life London vibes.

Amiaw · Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:27 pm

I’m going to make a wild assumption that maybe they’re celebrating with Bryony and some other friends right now since she tweeted right after Dan and they both liked Phil’s Instagram photo at the same time

liola · Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:30 pm

PHIL GIVING A GIFT TO US

noodlebum · Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:32 pm

I've missed baking so much!

Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:46 pm

Okay that was a pure delight and I laughed out loud multiple times at it.

liola · Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:50 pm

That was fucking amazing. Pure chaotic energy. I lost it when he started posing on top of the fucking kitchen top and then said to himself "what am I doing". He has good instinct and then the chaos in him is too much to contain. Please more baking, it was a delights.

ALSO

PHIL SAID THE CAKE IS GAY!! GAY CAKE!!!

noodlebum · Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:52 pm

liola wrote: Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:50 pm That was fucking amazing. Pure chaotic energy. I lost it when he started posing on top of the fucking kitchen top

I was looking at him like 'Phil mate, why is your foot on the counter?!'

Also he didn't do too bad you know! And looked lovely in his hoodie

(I did miss Dan though, sorrynotsorry)
(He did give hope again that he'd be back for seasonal baking sometime though.....)

Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:57 pm

Dropping the video here:

I tend to be ambivalent about Phil's videos, but I really liked this one. Definitely nice to have him moving around and doing things, as well as throwing in some anecdotes.

My guess as to why his sprinkles disappeared: he had three egg yolks in there (instead of just one), and all that yellow probably overwhelmed many of the specks of color.

flarequake · Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:02 pm

That was amazing. I’m impressed he managed it, he’s picked up a few things over the years. Though not his oven gloves the first time he picked up something hot, the silly sod. Also the foot on the counter, why. It was cute, but what. I love his impression of the sprinkles being so British they didn’t want to be a bother. And the word trinkle, a combination of trickle and sprinkle. I love the decorating, as always, the little pink peaks around the edge, so pretty, the abstract Norman, balloons and his name, can he be much cuter. Even the flat cake aspect has a silver lining. What a munchkin, this was a lot of fun.