Dan & Phil Part 9: The most fun we've ever had

[alittledizzy]

They probably reject any pose that involves kissing a fan or being kissed, for example. Plenty ~heartthrobs~ will kiss a fan for M&G pics, so even if DP don't fit perfectly into the heartthrob mold, I think it's safe to assume they've been asked a handful of times. I think I either saw or heard that there's a pic of Phil giving/receiving a kiss to a fan's mom or something, but that's it.

I wondered about this back during the UK tour, but... when the fans are all doing the same *hold their hands* pose or *squish their face* pose, is there like a list of poses they all choose from? Can you walk up to DP like "Ay lemme get a number 3" and they know that means face-squish pose?

Phil going for the cougars. Get it, buddy.

I want to see their reaction to the fan that's ballsy enough to just ask them for a pose with the two of them alone. Outwardly I will laugh while inwardly I am analyzing their reaction to see what I could get away with myself.

[akui]

SOMEONE SPEAKING THE TRUTH. I am side-eying all of yous who did a 180 on that horrible yeezy rag so bad. Just because Dan looks adorable in that snap. But it is not the sweater, it's Dan. If he put that apocalyptic leather shirt now, he still would look cute af.

I totally agree, it's him being cute, a potato sack is always a potato sack, no matter how Kanye claim himself to be god, he can't make a potato sack into haute couture.

I'm neutral to the sweater, but I don't think it fits Dan 100% well. And although they both look good, whenever Dan makes that face as in the snapchat pic I always see :

At least this is alternative to the poor .

OH GOD resting doge face vs dancing micky pose which will win!?

I've always thought that the phandom should coordinate their meet & greet plans of attack better. They should be some sort of decision making about who asks what question and who gets what pose. So we can get as much new information/useless facts as possible.

One hand i think this is a brilliant idea and you deserve a medal, on the other hand we can't be sherlocking harder this is starting to look like some MI6 shit.

[offtopic]Kasich dropped out of the presidential election as well, meaning Trump is now the republican nominee.[/offtopic]

[corn flakes]

I spy :

Can anyone make out who they're talking to? Is that Louise? Not the greatest quality video.

(or are they seriously just talking to each other? )

Can't find the sack of potatoes (can someone tell me the timestamp)

Anyway they both look good...

[manged]

The boston tatinof twitter posted this. I'd love to see what the actual email says/how it words it, but alas I did not get it because I'm not going to TATINOF (lol at me still following the account), but it says no kissing. But I imagine poses that involve blowing kisses are fine (if not a little awkward)

Ah, so that explains why there's been a lack of DP signatures on people's cleavage and ass cheeks (or realistically, a lack of signatures on arms for people ridiculous enough to get their names tattooed on their bodies). The rules seem pretty standard. There would have to be some pretty strict rules when it comes to M&Gs.
And I guess anything too suggestive or that involves too much bodily contact is a no-no.

Phil going for the cougars. Get it, buddy.

I want to see their reaction to the fan that's ballsy enough to just ask them for a pose with the two of them alone. Outwardly I will laugh while inwardly I am analyzing their reaction to see what I could get away with myself.

At the very least, someone should insist that DP stand together instead of on either side of the fan, so that it's easier to manipulate in phototshop later (like that couple pic. They is smart.)

[SquishPhan]

The sweater just look like gunny sack to me

That's what it looks like to me as well.

[alittledizzy]

I've always thought that the phandom should coordinate their meet & greet plans of attack better. They should be some sort of decision making about who asks what question and who gets what pose. So we can get as much new information/useless facts as possible.

Maybe some sort of system where people suggest questions and then people who are going to the meet and greets select a question they're going to ask.

That way we get 50 new facts per meet & greet. All those burning questions you're dying to know like what's dan's favourite sort of muffin and the last song that phil sang in the shower.

Actually that'd be brilliant.

I'm sure over the course of a year some people spend as much on premium messages trying to get a question answered as they would on one meet and greet ticket, and you get the side benefit of watching Dan's twitchy question answering face up close in person.

[SquishPhan]

I spy :

Can anyone make out who they're talking to? Is that Louise? Not the greatest quality video.

(or are they seriously just talking to each other? )

Can't find the sack of potatoes (can someone tell me the timestamp)

Anyway they both look good...

It is at the 0:02 mark. They only appear for like two second though, and are more towards the back.

[oqua]

I spy :

Can anyone make out who they're talking to? Is that Louise? Not the greatest quality video.

(or are they seriously just talking to each other? )

Can't find the sack of potatoes (can someone tell me the timestamp)

Anyway they both look good...

It is at the 0:02 mark. They only appear for like two second though, and are more towards the back.

If anyone is looking for :

[alittledizzy]

Dan's socks got a shoutout in PJ's latest video.

(5:05 in)

[Maraeni]

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HAHA i had no time to catch up with the thread yet, so i have no clue what the current banter is... i guess "OMG SO SQUISHY and why the f...k is GLozell in that picture??? " but i feel ya Lurktakularr... i catch myself going to tumblr first just to see if there are screenshots of anything of interest

[oqua]

I've always thought that the phandom should coordinate their meet & greet plans of attack better. They should be some sort of decision making about who asks what question and who gets what pose. So we can get as much new information/useless facts as possible.

Maybe some sort of system where people suggest questions and then people who are going to the meet and greets select a question they're going to ask.

That way we get 50 new facts per meet & greet. All those burning questions you're dying to know like what's dan's favourite sort of muffin and the last song that phil sang in the shower.

Actually that'd be brilliant.

I'm sure over the course of a year some people spend as much on premium messages trying to get a question answered as they would on one meet and greet ticket, and you get the side benefit of watching Dan's twitchy question answering face up close in person.

That would be amazing. The phandom is so coordinated/organized about most things that I'm a bit surprised something like this doesn't exist already.

Lol, now I'm just imagining Dan and Phil finding out about this plan, gaining access to the list of questions somehow, and planning their answers to each one.

"Okay, someone's going to ask who actually edited the FNAF video that one time. We'll say you okay?"
"Sounds good. What about favorite alcoholic beverage? Do we dodge the question?"
"Yeah, you say something about how we don't leave the house."
"Right. Favorite muffin flavor?"
"Why is that one controversial? Chocolate chip for me, blueberry for you, right?"
"Just testing you. You passed."
"Shut up, Dan. So, then there are a loads of questions here about the room on the bus."
"You won the room—"
"Yeah but apparently they're planning on asking directly if you're sleeping in a bunk."
"Jesus Christ. They would. Okay, erm. How about I just say, like, 'Can you imagine how cramped I must be?' No definitive answer."
"What if they're stubborn and insist, like, 'Is that a yes or a no?'?"
"Then they're a little shit. And, er, I dunno, you can cut in and say, 'He really wanted my room but I won fair and square,' or something."
*Phil is turned on by Dan's brilliance* *they kiss* *they have sex in the microwave*

[akui]

"Okay, someone's going to ask who actually edited the FNAF video that one time. We'll say you okay?"
"Sounds good. What about favorite alcoholic beverage? Do we dodge the question?"
"Yeah, you say something about how we don't leave the house."
"Right. Favorite muffin flavor?"
"Why is that one controversial? Chocolate chip for me, blueberry for you, right?"
"Just testing you. You passed."
"Shut up, Dan. So, then there are a loads of questions here about the room on the bus."
"You won the room—"
"Yeah but apparently they're planning on asking directly if you're sleeping in a bunk."
"Jesus Christ. They would. Okay, erm. How about I just say, like, 'Can you imagine how cramped I must be?' No definitive answer."
"What if they're stubborn and insist, like, 'Is that a yes or a no?'?"
"Then they're a little shit. And, er, I dunno, you can cut in and say, 'He really wanted my room but I won fair and square,' or something."
*Phil is turned on by Dan's brilliance* *they kiss* *they have sex in the microwave*

Proof to me you are not Phil, oqua, i dare you.

[DryCereal]

I've always thought that the phandom should coordinate their meet & greet plans of attack better. They should be some sort of decision making about who asks what question and who gets what pose. So we can get as much new information/useless facts as possible.

Maybe some sort of system where people suggest questions and then people who are going to the meet and greets select a question they're going to ask.

That way we get 50 new facts per meet & greet. All those burning questions you're dying to know like what's dan's favourite sort of muffin and the last song that phil sang in the shower.

Actually that'd be brilliant.

I'm sure over the course of a year some people spend as much on premium messages trying to get a question answered as they would on one meet and greet ticket, and you get the side benefit of watching Dan's twitchy question answering face up close in person.

That would be amazing. The phandom is so coordinated/organized about most things that I'm a bit surprised something like this doesn't exist already.

Lol, now I'm just imagining Dan and Phil finding out about this plan, gaining access to the list of questions somehow, and planning their answers to each one.

"Okay, someone's going to ask who actually edited the FNAF video that one time. We'll say you okay?"
"Sounds good. What about favorite alcoholic beverage? Do we dodge the question?"
"Yeah, you say something about how we don't leave the house."
"Right. Favorite muffin flavor?"
"Why is that one controversial? Chocolate chip for me, blueberry for you, right?"
"Just testing you. You passed."
"Shut up, Dan. So, then there are a loads of questions here about the room on the bus."
"You won the room—"
"Yeah but apparently they're planning on asking directly if you're sleeping in a bunk."
"Jesus Christ. They would. Okay, erm. How about I just say, like, 'Can you imagine how cramped I must be?' No definitive answer."
"What if they're stubborn and insist, like, 'Is that a yes or a no?'?"
"Then they're a little shit. And, er, I dunno, you can cut in and say, 'He really wanted my room but I won fair and square,' or something."
*Phil is turned on by Dan's brilliance* *they kiss* *they have sex in the microwave*

BRAVA!!

[Philena]

I've always thought that the phandom should coordinate their meet & greet plans of attack better. They should be some sort of decision making about who asks what question and who gets what pose. So we can get as much new information/useless facts as possible.

Maybe some sort of system where people suggest questions and then people who are going to the meet and greets select a question they're going to ask.

That way we get 50 new facts per meet & greet. All those burning questions you're dying to know like what's dan's favourite sort of muffin and the last song that phil sang in the shower.

Actually that'd be brilliant.

I'm sure over the course of a year some people spend as much on premium messages trying to get a question answered as they would on one meet and greet ticket, and you get the side benefit of watching Dan's twitchy question answering face up close in person.

That would be amazing. The phandom is so coordinated/organized about most things that I'm a bit surprised something like this doesn't exist already.

Lol, now I'm just imagining Dan and Phil finding out about this plan, gaining access to the list of questions somehow, and planning their answers to each one.

"Okay, someone's going to ask who actually edited the FNAF video that one time. We'll say you okay?"
"Sounds good. What about favorite alcoholic beverage? Do we dodge the question?"
"Yeah, you say something about how we don't leave the house."
"Right. Favorite muffin flavor?"
"Why is that one controversial? Chocolate chip for me, blueberry for you, right?"
"Just testing you. You passed."
"Shut up, Dan. So, then there are a loads of questions here about the room on the bus."
"You won the room—"
"Yeah but apparently they're planning on asking directly if you're sleeping in a bunk."
"Jesus Christ. They would. Okay, erm. How about I just say, like, 'Can you imagine how cramped I must be?' No definitive answer."
"What if they're stubborn and insist, like, 'Is that a yes or a no?'?"
"Then they're a little shit. And, er, I dunno, you can cut in and say, 'He really wanted my room but I won fair and square,' or something."
*Phil is turned on by Dan's brilliance* *they kiss* *they have sex in the microwave*

I love you.

[alittledizzy]

I've always thought that the phandom should coordinate their meet & greet plans of attack better. They should be some sort of decision making about who asks what question and who gets what pose. So we can get as much new information/useless facts as possible.

Maybe some sort of system where people suggest questions and then people who are going to the meet and greets select a question they're going to ask.

That way we get 50 new facts per meet & greet. All those burning questions you're dying to know like what's dan's favourite sort of muffin and the last song that phil sang in the shower.

Actually that'd be brilliant.

I'm sure over the course of a year some people spend as much on premium messages trying to get a question answered as they would on one meet and greet ticket, and you get the side benefit of watching Dan's twitchy question answering face up close in person.

That would be amazing. The phandom is so coordinated/organized about most things that I'm a bit surprised something like this doesn't exist already.

Lol, now I'm just imagining Dan and Phil finding out about this plan, gaining access to the list of questions somehow, and planning their answers to each one.

"Okay, someone's going to ask who actually edited the FNAF video that one time. We'll say you okay?"
"Sounds good. What about favorite alcoholic beverage? Do we dodge the question?"
"Yeah, you say something about how we don't leave the house."
"Right. Favorite muffin flavor?"
"Why is that one controversial? Chocolate chip for me, blueberry for you, right?"
"Just testing you. You passed."
"Shut up, Dan. So, then there are a loads of questions here about the room on the bus."
"You won the room—"
"Yeah but apparently they're planning on asking directly if you're sleeping in a bunk."
"Jesus Christ. They would. Okay, erm. How about I just say, like, 'Can you imagine how cramped I must be?' No definitive answer."
"What if they're stubborn and insist, like, 'Is that a yes or a no?'?"
"Then they're a little shit. And, er, I dunno, you can cut in and say, 'He really wanted my room but I won fair and square,' or something."
*Phil is turned on by Dan's brilliance* *they kiss* *they have sex in the microwave*

gdi IDB why can't I leave kudos on this fic?

[SquishPhan]

This time I'm pretty sure that the woman sitting next to Dan is Louise.
Hopefully this means that they might show up in her vlog or a snapchat.

[Lain]

This time I'm pretty sure that the woman sitting next to Dan is Louise.
Hopefully this means that they might show up in her vlog or a snapchat.

Yeah, she's wearing white today and I spy a bit of pink dye in that woman's hair.

I hope they spend some time with Tyler as well.

Also, @ oqua.

[SquishPhan]

That would be amazing. The phandom is so coordinated/organized about most things that I'm a bit surprised something like this doesn't exist already.

Lol, now I'm just imagining Dan and Phil finding out about this plan, gaining access to the list of questions somehow, and planning their answers to each one.

"Okay, someone's going to ask who actually edited the FNAF video that one time. We'll say you okay?"
"Sounds good. What about favorite alcoholic beverage? Do we dodge the question?"
"Yeah, you say something about how we don't leave the house."
"Right. Favorite muffin flavor?"
"Why is that one controversial? Chocolate chip for me, blueberry for you, right?"
"Just testing you. You passed."
"Shut up, Dan. So, then there are a loads of questions here about the room on the bus."
"You won the room—"
"Yeah but apparently they're planning on asking directly if you're sleeping in a bunk."
"Jesus Christ. They would. Okay, erm. How about I just say, like, 'Can you imagine how cramped I must be?' No definitive answer."
"What if they're stubborn and insist, like, 'Is that a yes or a no?'?"
"Then they're a little shit. And, er, I dunno, you can cut in and say, 'He really wanted my room but I won fair and square,' or something."
*Phil is turned on by Dan's brilliance* *they kiss* *they have sex in the microwave*

This is bloody great, love it.

[hunnyftw]

Lol, now I'm just imagining Dan and Phil finding out about this plan, gaining access to the list of questions somehow, and planning their answers to each one.

"Okay, someone's going to ask who actually edited the FNAF video that one time. We'll say you okay?"
"Sounds good. What about favorite alcoholic beverage? Do we dodge the question?"
"Yeah, you say something about how we don't leave the house."
"Right. Favorite muffin flavor?"
"Why is that one controversial? Chocolate chip for me, blueberry for you, right?"
"Just testing you. You passed."
"Shut up, Dan. So, then there are a loads of questions here about the room on the bus."
"You won the room—"
"Yeah but apparently they're planning on asking directly if you're sleeping in a bunk."
"Jesus Christ. They would. Okay, erm. How about I just say, like, 'Can you imagine how cramped I must be?' No definitive answer."
"What if they're stubborn and insist, like, 'Is that a yes or a no?'?"
"Then they're a little shit. And, er, I dunno, you can cut in and say, 'He really wanted my room but I won fair and square,' or something."
*Phil is turned on by Dan's brilliance* *they kiss* *they have sex in the microwave*

LOL. Also, the bolded part is when it got slightly too real, because he'd totally say something like that irl, you know he would. You nailed it

[Philena]

Agree. Reminded me of their text message exchanges from TABINOF.

[Lain]

Looking good!

[DryCereal]

[offtopic]Any update on where Phil's channels are at today? [/offtopic]

[SquishPhan]

Looking good!

They are looking good.

[Catallena]

Lol, now I'm just imagining Dan and Phil finding out about this plan, gaining access to the list of questions somehow, and planning their answers to each one.

"Okay, someone's going to ask who actually edited the FNAF video that one time. We'll say you okay?"
"Sounds good. What about favorite alcoholic beverage? Do we dodge the question?"
"Yeah, you say something about how we don't leave the house."
"Right. Favorite muffin flavor?"
"Why is that one controversial? Chocolate chip for me, blueberry for you, right?"
"Just testing you. You passed."
"Shut up, Dan. So, then there are a loads of questions here about the room on the bus."
"You won the room—"
"Yeah but apparently they're planning on asking directly if you're sleeping in a bunk."
"Jesus Christ. They would. Okay, erm. How about I just say, like, 'Can you imagine how cramped I must be?' No definitive answer."
"What if they're stubborn and insist, like, 'Is that a yes or a no?'?"
"Then they're a little shit. And, er, I dunno, you can cut in and say, 'He really wanted my room but I won fair and square,' or something."
*Phil is turned on by Dan's brilliance* *they kiss* *they have sex in the microwave*

That felt way too real, I'm slightly suspicious


I still think Dan's sweater looks like an overpriced potato sack, but he won me over for today because of the sweater paws I spotted in GloZell's snap.

[PolarFox]

[offtopic]Any update on where Phil's channels are at today? [/offtopic]

[offtopic]still the same - AP is under no one and LAP is under channelflip [/offtopic]