I don't think staying friends with your ex is that weird. What I am saying is the fact they present that break up like the best thing that ever happened to them and that they are SO HAPPY and that they are looking for new partners for each other on tinder is just so off to me. I get it is for the cameras but acting like that after breaking up with someone you dated for 3 years, lived with, probably imagined the future with and stuff, it's just creepy. But if they managed to really stay friends, good for them I guess.PolarFox wrote:But... I'm friends with almost all my exes, even though our relationships weren't that nice, so I don't see why they couldn't be friends even after such long relationship. But perhaps I'm the weirdo.bedhead91 wrote:I think that they are just putting up a happy front for the camera, I can't imagine that they could really be that okay with breaking up after such a long time. Then again, who knows? What an attention-seeking pair of narcissists. I'm almost glad that they broke up, because they made each other worse. I'm curious in a kind of ''this is a train wreck but I can't look away'' way to see who Emma is going to move on to next.daphenaxa wrote:i read something recently that says that people who stay friends with their exes have more chances to be psychopaths. I think this applies to these 2.
That's weird after 3 years to be so happy to break up no?
And even then, wtf Emma and Luke... Why even make a vid about it? If they were relationship vloggers like Lush were, I'd get that, but like that? lol, attention seekers.
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As a person who was casually subscribed to Emma Blackery since the beginning of 2013 to the end of 2014 and had no idea who Dan and Phil was this thread is very funny, like how was I able to be so blind. And I'm kinda sad to see them break up, because I remember guessing if they were together or not. I think they are able to be so casual about it because they actually broke up quite a while ago. I mean Emma was making webs-in-her-vagina jokes in December(I think?), and in my opinion things were weird between them ever since they moved in together.
I watched a couple of minutes of the vid (til I got irritated!) and I think you're spot on with saying they've been separated for a while.
Still awkward AF around each other though (unless that's how they act around most people - well-salt everything I say, because this is probably the first vid from either of them I've knowingly watched...)
Still awkward AF around each other though (unless that's how they act around most people - well-salt everything I say, because this is probably the first vid from either of them I've knowingly watched...)
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IckleMissMayhem wrote:I watched a couple of minutes of the vid (til I got irritated!) and I think you're spot on with saying they've been separated for a while.
Still awkward AF around each other though (unless that's how they act around most people - well-salt everything I say, because this is probably the first vid from either of them I've knowingly watched...)
yeah Luke is totally unwatchable for me in his channel videos, I guess he thinks that is how having a "persona" is like
I saw someone in the comment section saying Luke's bi on Tindr, anyone know if there's any truth to that?
(It was in answer to a comment saying Luke/Emma was the new Shane/Lisa, please no...)
(It was in answer to a comment saying Luke/Emma was the new Shane/Lisa, please no...)
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He didn't explicitly say it but it was obvious. In their breaking up video they try and find Tinder dates for each other, and a guy comes up on his screen. The most interesting part of that to me is that Emma is clearly very shocked and the whole video comes to a halt while they both process why a guy is on his Tinder.felucca wrote:I saw someone in the comment section saying Luke's bi on Tindr, anyone know if there's any truth to that?
(It was in answer to a comment saying Luke/Emma was the new Shane/Lisa, please no...)
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That part was so strange to me. If her reaction is genuine, that's kind of sad... you would think that after dating someone for three years you would be aware of their sexuality. And if she's just acting ''shocked'' for the drama of the video, I don't quite understand why, either. Luke fancying men is hardly the most shocking turn of events in YouTube history.alittledizzy wrote:He didn't explicitly say it but it was obvious. In their breaking up video they try and find Tinder dates for each other, and a guy comes up on his screen. The most interesting part of that to me is that Emma is clearly very shocked and the whole video comes to a halt while they both process why a guy is on his Tinder.felucca wrote:I saw someone in the comment section saying Luke's bi on Tindr, anyone know if there's any truth to that?
(It was in answer to a comment saying Luke/Emma was the new Shane/Lisa, please no...)
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That part really confused me too. Because Emma said that it is what his sexuality is on his facebook (I am guessing his personal facebook) surely that means that she knew. I am guessing they are just "shocked" because he never told his audience that he is Bi.bedhead91 wrote:That part was so strange to me. If her reaction is genuine, that's kind of sad... you would think that after dating someone for three years you would be aware of their sexuality. And if she's just acting ''shocked'' for the drama of the video, I don't quite understand why, either. Luke fancying men is hardly the most shocking turn of events in YouTube history.alittledizzy wrote:He didn't explicitly say it but it was obvious. In their breaking up video they try and find Tinder dates for each other, and a guy comes up on his screen. The most interesting part of that to me is that Emma is clearly very shocked and the whole video comes to a halt while they both process why a guy is on his Tinder.felucca wrote:I saw someone in the comment section saying Luke's bi on Tindr, anyone know if there's any truth to that?
(It was in answer to a comment saying Luke/Emma was the new Shane/Lisa, please no...)
He could have just edited out if he didn't want any one to know
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i couldn't make it that far into the video but that's interesting, idk why i always considered the possibility of emma being bi more than i did luke'salittledizzy wrote:He didn't explicitly say it but it was obvious. In their breaking up video they try and find Tinder dates for each other, and a guy comes up on his screen. The most interesting part of that to me is that Emma is clearly very shocked and the whole video comes to a halt while they both process why a guy is on his Tinder.felucca wrote:I saw someone in the comment section saying Luke's bi on Tindr, anyone know if there's any truth to that?
(It was in answer to a comment saying Luke/Emma was the new Shane/Lisa, please no...)
probably bc the only reason luke is relevant is emma lol like seriously emma might be a lot of things but at least she worth keeping an eye on
does anyone have a timestamp for that? i don't want to sit through the whole video i might roll my eyes so much they could get stuck at the back of my head
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Lmao, this thread inspired me to watch the video. It's the first video I've ever seen with this Luke guy, except his blog from YouTube rewind haha.trashqueen wrote:i couldn't make it that far into the video but that's interesting, idk why i always considered the possibility of emma being bi more than i did luke'salittledizzy wrote:He didn't explicitly say it but it was obvious. In their breaking up video they try and find Tinder dates for each other, and a guy comes up on his screen. The most interesting part of that to me is that Emma is clearly very shocked and the whole video comes to a halt while they both process why a guy is on his Tinder.felucca wrote:I saw someone in the comment section saying Luke's bi on Tindr, anyone know if there's any truth to that?
(It was in answer to a comment saying Luke/Emma was the new Shane/Lisa, please no...)
probably bc the only reason luke is relevant is emma lol like seriously emma might be a lot of things but at least she worth keeping an eye on
does anyone have a timestamp for that? i don't want to sit through the whole video i might roll my eyes so much they could get stuck at the back of my head
Anyway, the timestamp is 4:04.
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trashqueen wrote:i couldn't make it that far into the video but that's interesting, idk why i always considered the possibility of emma being bi more than i did luke'salittledizzy wrote:He didn't explicitly say it but it was obvious. In their breaking up video they try and find Tinder dates for each other, and a guy comes up on his screen. The most interesting part of that to me is that Emma is clearly very shocked and the whole video comes to a halt while they both process why a guy is on his Tinder.felucca wrote:I saw someone in the comment section saying Luke's bi on Tindr, anyone know if there's any truth to that?
(It was in answer to a comment saying Luke/Emma was the new Shane/Lisa, please no...)
probably bc the only reason luke is relevant is emma lol like seriously emma might be a lot of things but at least she worth keeping an eye on
does anyone have a timestamp for that? i don't want to sit through the whole video i might roll my eyes so much they could get stuck at the back of my head
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It's still up, what a trash post this has become, soz guys.
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Oh it was IN the video. Guess this means I have to rewatch it and actually pay attention, haha, thanks for letting me know.alittledizzy wrote:He didn't explicitly say it but it was obvious. In their breaking up video they try and find Tinder dates for each other, and a guy comes up on his screen. The most interesting part of that to me is that Emma is clearly very shocked and the whole video comes to a halt while they both process why a guy is on his Tinder.felucca wrote:I saw someone in the comment section saying Luke's bi on Tindr, anyone know if there's any truth to that?
(It was in answer to a comment saying Luke/Emma was the new Shane/Lisa, please no...)
What a "coming out" to do on Youtube - in your breakup video! But then again I don't know much about Luke at all, maybe he's never particularly been in the closet to begin with.
bedhead91 That's so insteresting about Veeoneeye and Luke. I watched a few random Luke videos when I first found out about him, and one of them had Jason in it and I just remember finding it so awkward because it was riiiight in the middle of the sexual abuse allegations (this vid, lol Bry-Bry's there too, I didn't know who he was last time I watched it). Oh no, I can feel a fetus Luke/Jason marathon incoming, whyyyy.
Also I haven't watched this video yet but figured I'd drop it here:
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I believe Onision is going through a divorce. Something about him encouraging his wife to get a girlfriend and explore her newly found bisexuality (?) and Onision cheating on with said girlfriend. The mean trash inside me would love to watch a Onision-Emma collab of sorts though .

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Oh God, I posted that as a joke and now it's true.
Can't wait for their ship to start appearing in comment-what's a good ship name for them?
Emory? Emion? Onion?
I bet you anything if I come back in two weeks they will be friends
Can't wait for their ship to start appearing in comment-what's a good ship name for them?
Emory? Emion? Onion?
I bet you anything if I come back in two weeks they will be friends
I hope they date foreal, drive each other crazy (crazier), get banned from youtube and then come back with "keep up with onima" where they trash every youtuber and rocker they know, cheat on each other and make trashy punk pop videos in their garden
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000dia000 wrote:Oh God, I posted that as a joke and now it's true.
Can't wait for their ship to start appearing in comment-what's a good ship name for them?
For real though, I think Emma warming up to Onision after he made one sort-of positive video about her proves how much of a narcissist she is. ''He's nice to me now, who cares that he publicly dragged my friend and has done some pretty questionable shit in the past?'' They'll probably start talking shit about each other again next week.
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More music. Someone on gigi filmed a bit of Emma opening up for Busted the other night:
https://vid.me/FDBt
https://vid.me/FDBt
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(I'm dragging part of a convo from the Other YTers thread into here)
Emma's twitter responses to this:
First of all: if she has excellent 'bi-noculars', what's with the 'surprise' at her own boyfriend's dude-matching tinder? If she doesn't want to explicitly state her own sexuality (which is great, nobody has to unless they feel like it), then maybe she should back the fuck off drawing attention to the sexuality of others.
As if that break-up video wasn't bad enough on its own, it had to include her laughing at him "going on a gay-te" and asking "how am I meant to feel about this?" about him possibly dating a guy (whether he's actually bi or not, her comments suck either way). Second to that, the video was on Luke's channel so he could have cut out whatever he wanted. He chose to leave those bits in.
Again, nobody needs to come out as anything, ok? Ok. We all get that. Buuut if that's just two straight people (with their shitty history) laughing about gay dates, I've got a problem. Honestly I've got a problem with the two of them either way and it would take a lot to even get me to neutral on them. They've got a lot to apologise for and the tricky thing is that it's kind of impossible to do it properly. Emma's mentioned a few times now that she regrets 'things she said on twitter' and even name-dropped DnP in that one video. But the specific things she said (or supported), and the intent behind them, gets brushed away. How do you apologise for mocking somebody's (unconfirmed) sexuality/relationship when that person doesn't want to talk specifically about those things? It's lose-lose because being more specific draws more attention to something the wronged party doesn't want attention brought to. Which really just drives home some more that they should have just fucked off in the first place.
And if she herself is actually bi too? With that history? And even the more recent completely useless/compassionless 'advice' to that lgbt kid with the awful parent? Just ugh. Not all representation is great, but I guess it shows that people are awful across the board. Yay?
Emma's twitter responses to this:
trashqueen wrote: so, doddie came out as bi (or re came out, after going through the 'i don't like labels' phase every bisexual i know including myself goes through)
I just wanted to expand a bit on my hasty-bc-@-work mobile-typed response:fancybum wrote: Old news but always good to hear (also coming out isn't just a one time thing blah blah). I go back and forth on her as a person, but I do enjoy her voice. Frankly I'm more interested in blackerys replies to her tweets about this, saying she has bi-dar. Is she insinuating she's bi too? Let me be a bitch for a minute:K sorry I'm good.
First of all: if she has excellent 'bi-noculars', what's with the 'surprise' at her own boyfriend's dude-matching tinder? If she doesn't want to explicitly state her own sexuality (which is great, nobody has to unless they feel like it), then maybe she should back the fuck off drawing attention to the sexuality of others.
As if that break-up video wasn't bad enough on its own, it had to include her laughing at him "going on a gay-te" and asking "how am I meant to feel about this?" about him possibly dating a guy (whether he's actually bi or not, her comments suck either way). Second to that, the video was on Luke's channel so he could have cut out whatever he wanted. He chose to leave those bits in.
Again, nobody needs to come out as anything, ok? Ok. We all get that. Buuut if that's just two straight people (with their shitty history) laughing about gay dates, I've got a problem. Honestly I've got a problem with the two of them either way and it would take a lot to even get me to neutral on them. They've got a lot to apologise for and the tricky thing is that it's kind of impossible to do it properly. Emma's mentioned a few times now that she regrets 'things she said on twitter' and even name-dropped DnP in that one video. But the specific things she said (or supported), and the intent behind them, gets brushed away. How do you apologise for mocking somebody's (unconfirmed) sexuality/relationship when that person doesn't want to talk specifically about those things? It's lose-lose because being more specific draws more attention to something the wronged party doesn't want attention brought to. Which really just drives home some more that they should have just fucked off in the first place.
And if she herself is actually bi too? With that history? And even the more recent completely useless/compassionless 'advice' to that lgbt kid with the awful parent? Just ugh. Not all representation is great, but I guess it shows that people are awful across the board. Yay?
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