Dan & Phil Part 14: Is This Tour Over Yet?

[coffee pig]

Hmm... I'm going to go with the conspiracy theory that they might have made Caroline up because I was browsing the ''extremely bizarre'' section of the website and a lot of the services provided were kind of inappropriate or morally questionable (lots of things to make foot fetishists happy.) Very entertaining though, some of the ''services'' provided are...interesting.

I found one where a girl will write your name on her lips for you. I don't know why anyone would want that, but it made me laugh really hard.

[offtopic]WHY AM I STUDYING EVEN? I should do this as a job.[/offtopic]

[offtopic]My personal favorite is the girl who offers to pretend to be someone's fangirl for a fiver. Now there's a job I could do.[/offtopic]

[lilMango]

Loved the video!!! I agree that they probably made Caroline up, which makes the part about her finding and watching their videos a bit more interesting... maybe they wrote the whole thing and then realized that it was very persona-heavy and so used the "she watched our videos" to explain it?

Also...
(rly weird)

at 6:50 Dan says "Phil has never roared in his entire life", but... I suppose FOR SOME REASON I didn't understand the accent and I thought he said "Phil has never rawed in his entire life" and I just sat there in shock with my mouth open... like.... what???? I replayed it another time and then realized what he said and all my dreams died

But yeah Phil seemed so much more relaxed in this one! Loved the little face-poke from him and the moments at the end! Off to re-watch it now

[bee]

I'm very tired and useless bee but I just wanted to quickly join in on the happy, haha

I paused here and somehow I adore this A LOT (both and Phil (does anyone call them that? I think we could)

[coffee pig]

Also...
(rly weird)

at 6:50 Dan says "Phil has never roared in his entire life", but... I suppose FOR SOME REASON I didn't understand the accent and I thought he said "Phil has never rawed in his entire life" and I just sat there in shock with my mouth open... like.... what???? I replayed it another time and then realized what he said and all my dreams died

I thought the exact same thing, I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only person with their mind in the gutter.

[Philena]

Where's my $5?!?!

[Jeweul]

What a lovely video, not only nice enough to paint my nails to but nice enough to pause what I was doing and give it all of my attention. Such a creative idea, either way if Caroline exists or not. I'm thinking maybe they changed her name for the video so she doesn't get harassed by the phandom? Is there another psychic past life animal lady on that site named something else?
Phil looks very good
But Dan's existential crisis joke made me roll my eyes so hard my head hurt
Re: cockies

Also I missed the conversation about Dan wearing a black sweater in such a hot weather I'm bringing it up again sorry. Everyone in our family wears dark loose long-sleeved clothes when it gets rlly hot because of our bedouin ancestry. We also drink very hot tea. I swear it works! There are lots of research on the subject done by scientists who explain how it works but I'm not much of a physics kinda scientist so I can't understand/explain this shit lol just believe me

I've heard of something like that! In Korea there's a tradition to eat samgyetang (a hot chicken soup) on the hottest day of the year. There will be people lined down the streets to get it, it's pretty cool (no pun intended .)

[kkell3000]

I think they probably made Caroline up, but there are a lot of psychics on the site who offer customisable readings so maybe they did that - the animal theme does fit in well with his channel, and majority of the other readings available wouldn't make such a great video

[swofro]

Me chiming in late as usual.
Just dropping by to say I love that video so much and I can't stop laughing. I don't think they make the Caroline up because they sounds so genuine (and maybe I just can't see past their acting because I'm )

Phil imitating woodpecker at the end is so suggestive. missemma, you can add this to the collection, iykwim.

Kudos to all Sherlock over here who makes things easier for me. Lol. Also, I don't believe in star sign but gemini and Aquarius are compatible.

Also, Phil's hand.

Danyul and Firu, please say hi if you are lurking.

[mez29]

Re fiverr, it's interesting that Phil's username is amazingphil, but the one who is probably Dan is danhowell. Makes me wonder when they got those accounts too.

Also, if Phil had the idea over a year ago, but it had to be five dollars rather than pounds because that was written on the stars, so they had to wait until they were in the US to make the video ... that's just mad planning skills.

[missemma]

Phil imitating woodpecker at the end is so suggestive. missemma, you can add this to the collection, iykwim.

Don't worry, I've already got it saved in my files as wankingwoodpeckerphil.gif

My 2 cents on the video:
It was good, I enjoyed it. I would have appreciated Dan just turning the volume down slightly and the existential crisis was not needed. Glad Phil uploaded something though, it was fun and enjoyable and I liked the concept.

Tbh I'm just here for the gaming channel mostly, and if they think filming a video together and uploading it to Phils channel is gonna make me stop wanting another gaming video ASAP they've got another thing coming I'm onto them filming solo videos together in the hopes it'll stop us moaning about lack of content!

[NarrysCanary]

Kudos to all Sherlock over here who makes things easier for me. Lol. Also, I don't believe in star sign but gemini and Aquarius are compatible.

Does this mean I'm compatible with Dan since I'm Aquarius too ?

[hollyphan]

Phil imitating woodpecker at the end is so suggestive. missemma, you can add this to the collection, iykwim.

Don't worry, I've already got it saved in my files as wankingwoodpeckerphil.gif

WANKINGWOODPECKERPHIL. I'll die in peace now, thanks missemma

[Jeweul]

Phil imitating woodpecker at the end is so suggestive. missemma, you can add this to the collection, iykwim.

Don't worry, I've already got it saved in my files as wankingwoodpeckerphil.gif

Oh my god. You made me spit out my water.

[kay]

I loved this so much that I'm giddy. Their natural-ness, and Phil looking at Dan so much! Not even trying to be suggestive or all love eyes Lester about it, he just doesn't usually do it this much so I'm happy to see that.

Also I'm going to have so much fun wasting hours giffing the hell out of every minute of this

[NarrysCanary]

Oh god, the gif of Phil without context, wanking woodpecker phil indeed

[Lucet]

Omg Phil made a huge mistake doing this I loved the video.

[Cora]

His hands look so large here.


Also,

This...well, someone of it applies, and some of it is REALLY off base.:


When Gemini and Aquarius come together in a love affair, the pair can enjoy a wonderfully stimulating mental connection. Gemini is in love with ideas, and visionary Aquarius is full of them. Both of these Signs need their independence; they can easily provide this for one another since they understand the need so well. The only trouble that may arise is if Gemini begins to think Aquarius is too stubborn in their thinking, or if Gemini dawdles a bit too much for Aquarius’s fast-paced, forward-moving standards. This type of problem isn’t likely to cause a major disturbance; in general they work very well together and understand one another on a very deep level.

Both Gemini and Aquarius have a great deal of energy. Both their minds are so quick they can easily come up with newer and better ideas and, with Aquarius’s determination at the helm, put their ideas to action. They both rely on their quick wits, especially Gemini, and both Signs abhor wasting time. Aquarius can help Gemini focus if they begin to waver, but must take care to allow Gemini plenty of mental space and freedom. Gemini doesn’t like to feel crowded or pushed into anything.

Aquarius is ruled by the Planets Saturn (Karma) and Uranus (Rebellion), and Gemini by the Planet Mercury (Communication). Saturn and Uranus combine their powers to lend Aquarius their progressive, original mind and the determination to put their ideas to good use. Aquarius is the great humanitarian of the Zodiac. Gemini is a great thinker and conversationalist, and can easily help out if Aquarius gets stuck on an idea and needs a little mental shove. Gemini’s more flexible mind can greatly aid Aquarius in times of tension or rigidity.

Both Aquarius and Gemini are Air Signs. Their intellectual bond is strong and true. They’re both quite social by nature; Gemini is witty and chatty, in love with impressing people with that quick and agile brain, and Aquarius loves all sorts of people. The more different kinds of people Aquarius knows, the better Aquarius feels in life. Both Signs’ interests are multiple and wide-ranging. Gemini’s penchant for good talks and debates is satisfied by the many experiences these two Signs are likely to share.

Gemini is a Mutable Sign and Aquarius is a Fixed Sign. Gemini likes free flow; they prize independence and are very adaptable to change. Aquarius, on the other hand, is much more determined, even stubborn, and generally likes to take the lead in this relationship.

What’s the best aspect of the Gemini-Aquarius relationship? Their ability to work together and provide one another with a sounding board for inspirations and flights of fancy. Their successful verbal interaction makes theirs a healthy relationship.

[daphenaxa]

I really liked the video, it was super funny. Phil especially was really funny in it. And it was very heavily persona driven but also very casual, natural and not persona driven? you know what I mean? that was a weird mix but overall I liked the video a lot. Dan doing his existential crisis really wasn't needed tbh. Why??? Tho the way he wiggled his feet while face planted on the bed made me forgive him a little bit lol.
Like everyone my favourite parts were the cokies and their reactions to it, the reactions from each to the animals and the way Phil touched Dan.
Some of the planned innuendos are really annoying and quite bad however. I wish they stopped forcing them as they come up with really good ones on the spot lol.

I don't think they wrote the thing themselves. Some of the psychics on the sites answer questions and do readings of your choice so my guess is they actually came up with the "what animal where you in a past life" question but I still believe they asked one of the people on the site and didn't come up with the answers themselves.
There is also an option if the service you are looking for isn't there, you can post an ask and have vendor contact you, so they could have done that too.

[SquishPhan]

Also,

This...doesn't really apply to them:


When Gemini and Aquarius come together in a love affair, the pair can enjoy a wonderfully stimulating mental connection. Gemini is in love with ideas, and visionary Aquarius is full of them. Both of these Signs need their independence; they can easily provide this for one another since they understand the need so well. The only trouble that may arise is if Gemini begins to think Aquarius is too stubborn in their thinking, or if Gemini dawdles a bit too much for Aquarius’s fast-paced, forward-moving standards. This type of problem isn’t likely to cause a major disturbance; in general they work very well together and understand one another on a very deep level.

Both Gemini and Aquarius have a great deal of energy. Both their minds are so quick they can easily come up with newer and better ideas and, with Aquarius’s determination at the helm, put their ideas to action. They both rely on their quick wits, especially Gemini, and both Signs abhor wasting time. Aquarius can help Gemini focus if they begin to waver, but must take care to allow Gemini plenty of mental space and freedom. Gemini doesn’t like to feel crowded or pushed into anything.

Aquarius is ruled by the Planets Saturn (Karma) and Uranus (Rebellion), and Gemini by the Planet Mercury (Communication). Saturn and Uranus combine their powers to lend Aquarius their progressive, original mind and the determination to put their ideas to good use. Aquarius is the great humanitarian of the Zodiac. Gemini is a great thinker and conversationalist, and can easily help out if Aquarius gets stuck on an idea and needs a little mental shove. Gemini’s more flexible mind can greatly aid Aquarius in times of tension or rigidity.

Both Aquarius and Gemini are Air Signs. Their intellectual bond is strong and true. They’re both quite social by nature; Gemini is witty and chatty, in love with impressing people with that quick and agile brain, and Aquarius loves all sorts of people. The more different kinds of people Aquarius knows, the better Aquarius feels in life. Both Signs’ interests are multiple and wide-ranging. Gemini’s penchant for good talks and debates is satisfied by the many experiences these two Signs are likely to share.

Gemini is a Mutable Sign and Aquarius is a Fixed Sign. Gemini likes free flow; they prize independence and are very adaptable to change. Aquarius, on the other hand, is much more determined, even stubborn, and generally likes to take the lead in this relationship.

What’s the best aspect of the Gemini-Aquarius relationship? Their ability to work together and provide one another with a sounding board for inspirations and flights of fancy. Their successful verbal interaction makes theirs a healthy relationship.

I don't believe in star sign, but I do find these kind of things interesting. So for this.
Clearly not everything here applies to them, but some things certainly do. Such as being able to work togehter really well, because that fits to a T.

[000dia000]

[/spoiler]

[shikaritrash]

[/spoiler]

Oh my god.

[kay]

Also,

This...doesn't really apply to them:


When Gemini and Aquarius come together in a love affair, the pair can enjoy a wonderfully stimulating mental connection. Gemini is in love with ideas, and visionary Aquarius is full of them. Both of these Signs need their independence; they can easily provide this for one another since they understand the need so well. The only trouble that may arise is if Gemini begins to think Aquarius is too stubborn in their thinking, or if Gemini dawdles a bit too much for Aquarius’s fast-paced, forward-moving standards. This type of problem isn’t likely to cause a major disturbance; in general they work very well together and understand one another on a very deep level.

Both Gemini and Aquarius have a great deal of energy. Both their minds are so quick they can easily come up with newer and better ideas and, with Aquarius’s determination at the helm, put their ideas to action. They both rely on their quick wits, especially Gemini, and both Signs abhor wasting time. Aquarius can help Gemini focus if they begin to waver, but must take care to allow Gemini plenty of mental space and freedom. Gemini doesn’t like to feel crowded or pushed into anything.

Aquarius is ruled by the Planets Saturn (Karma) and Uranus (Rebellion), and Gemini by the Planet Mercury (Communication). Saturn and Uranus combine their powers to lend Aquarius their progressive, original mind and the determination to put their ideas to good use. Aquarius is the great humanitarian of the Zodiac. Gemini is a great thinker and conversationalist, and can easily help out if Aquarius gets stuck on an idea and needs a little mental shove. Gemini’s more flexible mind can greatly aid Aquarius in times of tension or rigidity.

Both Aquarius and Gemini are Air Signs. Their intellectual bond is strong and true. They’re both quite social by nature; Gemini is witty and chatty, in love with impressing people with that quick and agile brain, and Aquarius loves all sorts of people. The more different kinds of people Aquarius knows, the better Aquarius feels in life. Both Signs’ interests are multiple and wide-ranging. Gemini’s penchant for good talks and debates is satisfied by the many experiences these two Signs are likely to share.

Gemini is a Mutable Sign and Aquarius is a Fixed Sign. Gemini likes free flow; they prize independence and are very adaptable to change. Aquarius, on the other hand, is much more determined, even stubborn, and generally likes to take the lead in this relationship.

What’s the best aspect of the Gemini-Aquarius relationship? Their ability to work together and provide one another with a sounding board for inspirations and flights of fancy. Their successful verbal interaction makes theirs a healthy relationship.

I don't believe in star sign, but I do find these kind of things interesting. So for this.
Clearly not everything here applies to them, but some things certainly do. Such as being able to work togehter really well, because that fits to a T.

I love this. I believe way too much in star signs and astrology, lol. This bit felt accurate: "The only trouble that may arise is if Gemini begins to think Aquarius is too stubborn in their thinking, or if Gemini dawdles a bit too much for Aquarius’s fast-paced, forward-moving standards." because it reminded me so much of the super awkward wheel of confession video thing they did where they were all passive-aggressive about Dan's pacing bothering Phil and Phil being super on time to stuff while Dan is the world's biggest procrastinator.

This part made me smile: "Both Signs’ interests are multiple and wide-ranging. Gemini’s penchant for good talks and debates is satisfied by the many experiences these two Signs are likely to share." bye

Also off-topic as a fellow Aquarian I can confirm we have the worst star sign mascot how am I supposed to #relate to a water jug

[missemma]

Oh god, the gif of Phil without context, wanking woodpecker phil indeed

Haha this gif is pretty amazing! My dirty mind needs no encouragement.

Hollyphan & Jeweul =

[Lucet]

Also off-topic as a fellow Aquarian I can confirm we have the worst star sign mascot how am I supposed to #relate to a water jug

It's actually a water bearer - a man pouring water, not a water jug the only sign that's not an alive, breathing thing is libra.

[sweetmm]

To be fair, it is a good reflection of Yep Phil's video