Dan & Phil Part 16: Old, Hungover, and Probably High

sunday · Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:41 am

oh i remember back in my day when i was blackmailing someone... oh wait i didn't do that because i wasn't a sociopath in the making

i can't believe they published their intent to blackmail someone/post their private info to TWITTER. could they make it any easier for the police if Deppy wanted to press charges?

regardless Deppy should just get their lawyer to send a cease and desist email to these kids and wash their hands of it. these kids can't actually do shit without getting into legal trouble and they know it.
also I am having such second hand embarrassment from this whole thing omg can they stop being so angsty and ~tough~ on their twitter I can't deal w/ it

hola · Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:44 am

she actually hacked it, fuck. i dont think she will do anything, but someone needs to contact martyn or something

and now she is gonna leak the v day vid??? wtaf

sweetmm · Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:45 am

flarequake wrote:
On the sunnier side of the street, Phil in black

Its the second time they are caught wearing almost identical outfit on a night out

trashqueen · Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:46 am

sorry for doing this in such a grandma-who-doesnt-know-how-to-internet way but you know embedding things is practically impossible on mobile so:

if you scroll a little bit down on that 'phandomnews' account that clearly belongs to these children as well you can find this: "@halfwayhowell @updatedphan we are not gonna be an 'update' account. We are journalist. We are gonna broadcast the drama"

i'm genuinely pissing my pants i forgot how funny preteens can be
i kind of don't want them to stop, it's like watching a car crash

edit to avoid double posting: unless she actually posts it (and boy, that would be a shit storm) i'm still suspicious about it being real tbh

Winston · Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:48 am

So what is the deal? Why are they doing this? What is their problem with Dan? Or are they really just that nuts and want to go after any one, and he just got in their head?

Date night
I thought possibly Phil and Martin had a bro night, then the tweet with the couple at the cinema happened.

Is it just me, but do look disappointed in being found out? Everyone else is camping, but they are going to a scary movie and eating popcorn? (was there a well placed hole cut into the bucket? ) Not even a full day apart. It is so cute I threw up in my mouth a little bit...

coffee pig · Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:49 am

hola wrote:she actually hacked it, fuck. i dont think she will do anything, but someone needs to contact martyn or something

and now she is gonna leak the v day vid??? wtaf

Yeah, because that's never happened before. No one has seen that video.

These children. Get a damn hobby. Or if you're going to be stalker, calm your psycho tits and join this forum and respectfully stalk like the rest of us.

SquishPhan · Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:50 am

sweetmm wrote:How sweet date night as a reward for being away from each other for less than 24 hours

These two are just disgustedly cute.

Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:52 am

Oh dear, these "hackers" are just desperate for attention aren't they? I kinda feel sorry for them, they obviously need help seeing as they are going to these lengths just to get attention from Dan and Phil.
Although I hope Dan sues their arses.

sweetmm · Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:55 am

trashqueen It comes to a point I find them extremely pitiful

SquishPhan · Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:56 am

missemma wrote:Oh dear, these "hackers" are just desperate for attention aren't they? I kinda feel sorry for them, they obviously need help seeing as they are going to these lengths just to get attention from Dan and Phil.
Although I hope Dan sues their arses.

That's how I see it as well. Which is why I have reported them and are now just going to ignore them, because I don't want to give them any more attention, which is what they clearly crave.
Yes it would be good if they got their arses sued.

trashqueen · Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:56 am

SquishPhan wrote:
sweetmm wrote:How sweet date night as a reward for being away from each other for less than 24 hours
These two are just disgustedly cute.

agree, funny how a few pages back we were reminiscing how # gross they were back in 09 but honestly they are still the same, they just don't broadcast it in social media anymore

bedhead91 wrote:These children. Get a damn hobby. Or if you're going to be stalker, calm your psycho tits and join this forum and respectfully stalk like the rest of us.

respectful stalkers, that's a great way to define us

Winston · Sat Jun 18, 2016 10:58 am

Why do they still have that video? I mean if it is fake (cough cough) and caused so much of a problem why keep the thing? Just saying....

flarequake · Sat Jun 18, 2016 11:00 am

sweetmm wrote:
flarequake wrote:
On the sunnier side of the street, Phil in black
Its the second time they are caught wearing almost identical outfit on a night out

It's pretty cute, though tbh I barely noticed, so used to seeing Dan in black.

sweetmm · Sat Jun 18, 2016 11:03 am

Winston wrote:Why do they still have that video? I mean if it is fake (cough cough) and caused so much of a problem why keep the thing? Just saying....

swofro · Sat Jun 18, 2016 11:04 am

trashqueen wrote:
SquishPhan wrote:
sweetmm wrote:How sweet date night as a reward for being away from each other for less than 24 hours
These two are just disgustedly cute.
agree, funny how a few pages back we were reminiscing how # gross they were back in 09 but honestly they are still the same, they just don't broadcast it in social media anymore

I wish I can find a Phil to my Dan
They're goal af.

trashqueen wrote:
bedhead91 wrote:These children. Get a damn hobby. Or if you're going to be stalker, calm your psycho tits and join this forum and respectfully stalk like the rest of us.
respectful stalkers, that's a great way to define us

The most accurate definition ever.

On the hack: I am a sceptical person at heart, and I don't believe anything they say unless something happen.

Poe · Sat Jun 18, 2016 11:05 am

Winston wrote:Why do they still have that video? I mean if it is fake (cough cough) and caused so much of a problem why keep the thing? Just saying....

I think it might be the girl uploading it from her computer or else she wouldn't have to upload it in the first place. They could just unprivate it if it was still on youtube.

edit:

swofro wrote:
trashqueen wrote:
bedhead91 wrote:These children. Get a damn hobby. Or if you're going to be stalker, calm your psycho tits and join this forum and respectfully stalk like the rest of us.
respectful stalkers, that's a great way to define us
The most accurate definition ever.

We should get this as an official description of this forum

littlephan · Sat Jun 18, 2016 11:06 am

Catallena wrote:Uuuugh. Those kids again.

Aside from being the usual crazy delusional Charlie stans, what is their reason for hating Dan so much anyway? Like actually wanting to fuck up someone's career is kinda psycho, where the hell are these kids parents? They all treat it like a game as well, highly disturbing.

I'm starting to feel bad for these girls. I'm worried about their mental health. They are 13-14 year olds who love creating unnecessary drama and laugh at the thought of ruining a person's life, so sad. Their parents need to cut off their internet and get them some help.

SquishPhan · Sat Jun 18, 2016 11:08 am

trashqueen wrote:
SquishPhan wrote:
sweetmm wrote:How sweet date night as a reward for being away from each other for less than 24 hours
These two are just disgustedly cute.
agree, funny how a few pages back we were reminiscing how # gross they were back in 09 but honestly they are still the same, they just don't broadcast it in social media anymore

Yeah it does seem like in some regards they haven't changed at all. Very sweet that they are still so #gross even now so many years later.

flarequake wrote:
sweetmm wrote:
flarequake wrote:
On the sunnier side of the street, Phil in black
Its the second time they are caught wearing almost identical outfit on a night out
It's pretty cute, though tbh I barely noticed, so used to seeing Dan in black.

Phil does look good in black.
It's almost too cute. Now they are even matching while on date night.

Diyes_Celine · Sat Jun 18, 2016 11:09 am

Winston wrote:So what is the deal? Why are they doing this? What is their problem with Dan? Or are they really just that nuts and want to go after any one, and he just got in their head?

Date night
I thought possibly Phil and Martin had a bro night, then the tweet with the couple at the cinema happened. Is it just me, but do look disappointed in being found out? Everyone else is camping, but they are going to a scary movie and eating popcorn? (was there a well placed hole cut into the bucket? ) Not even a full day apart. It is so cute I threw up in my mouth a little bit...

I got excited when I read Phil's tweet because i thought he finally bonded with Martin or the the crew since Dan was not around. I was ready to write a fanfic on what Phil could possibly doing. But alas, he went to the movie with Dan. WTH. They were apart for several hours then decided to have a date night. STOP being disgustingly cute.

From what I can see from them, Phil might act and look like a scared cat but he definitely enjoys watching horror films. Dan, on the other hand... I guess we'll have Sleepless Night with Dan (?!)

And Phil in Black. Ugh. I love it.

Those KIDS... DON'T THEY HAVE A LIFE OF THEIR OWN??!! I really don't get why they do this. Was it for attention from the phandom?? From Dan?? From Charlie?? Ugh. FFS I can't wait for them to grow-up and die cringing because of all of their STUPID actions. For now, we all must suffer. this is the time when I question their upbringing and/or this generation's mindset.

trashqueen · Sat Jun 18, 2016 11:10 am

sweetmm wrote:
Winston wrote:Why do they still have that video? I mean if it is fake (cough cough) and caused so much of a problem why keep the thing? Just saying....

The fact that they thought voldyvid a secret is a confirmation they are green to the phandom; every true phan has at least a copy of their own in their hard drive

hunnyftw · Sat Jun 18, 2016 11:13 am

SquishPhan wrote:
missemma wrote:Oh dear, these "hackers" are just desperate for attention aren't they? I kinda feel sorry for them, they obviously need help seeing as they are going to these lengths just to get attention from Dan and Phil.
Although I hope Dan sues their arses.
That's how I see it as well. Which is why I have reported them and are now just going to ignore them, because I don't want to give them any more attention, which is what they clearly crave.
Yes it would be good if they got their arses sued.

Same. They seem to fulfill a textbook definiton of silly entitled brats with too much time and not enough sense. Thinking too long about them would be a total waste of my headspace so I'm determined to just sit back and let Dan handle it, IF it is real at all. And if it is I really hope he takes stern action because these people should learn to take responsibility for their stupid actions

sweetmm · Sat Jun 18, 2016 11:13 am

SquishPhan they upgraded from wearing each others clothes to wearing near/identical clothes together (Oqua I'm in serious need of a barfing icon

)

trashqueen

ostiral · Sat Jun 18, 2016 11:17 am

sweetmm wrote:
Winston wrote:Why do they still have that video? I mean if it is fake (cough cough) and caused so much of a problem why keep the thing? Just saying....

The fact that they thought voldyvid a secret is a confirmation they are green to the phandom; every true phan has at least a copy of their own in their hard drive

Anyway, i feel sorry for these girls. If they had found some personal information, ok, cool, keep them for themselves not to blackmail someone. I hope this is a really poor joke (only beacuse Dan always said that he don't remember his password to his second account, but if he have linked accounts, he don't need another password).

internetakeover · Sat Jun 18, 2016 11:22 am

Okay, I've now gone from 'ridiculous kid, bit creepy/unnerving in intent', to 'someone actually stop this idiot and scare the shit out of them'. I have no idea how easy it is to get onto Dan's account vs make it look like they've done that, but if they actually did upload the Voldy vid to dinof - for all most of the phandom has seen it before etc etc - that would create a shitstorm I'm not sure D&P would get away with brushing over this time, with the exposure to more casual fans and even possible involvement from YT 'news media' like wetheunicorns and teneighty. But for all this person is clearly an idiot I don't think they'd actually do it, they do seem aware that it might get them in real trouble.

idk, I'm kind of weirdly nervous about it even though it's probably nothing? but hey - definitely not bored anymore! The phandom doing a good job of entertaining itself yet again!

edit: ostiral - good point about the dini password thing! I wondered that too, but then thought that it could well just have been an excuse/joke, and if he really did keep intending to use dini more then it would make sense to have had it linked to his main account at some point, so idk.

akui · Sat Jun 18, 2016 11:25 am

sweetmm wrote: trashqueen
you mean they might upload Phil's video on Dan's acc, ok now I get what you are saying

But even if she uploaded it to youtube, she can't publish it without some heavy editing, because youtube can detect it and that video is protected by copyright. So technically she needs to hack Phil's account to publish that video.