Dan & Phil Part 17: Open Wide for Captain Lester

[backin09]

To me it sounds like Dan is quoting someone but that doesn't make sense, does it

[Sakura Selfie]

It actually kinda sounds like Dan has made a bitchy comment and got caught out, I don't think it's actually got anything to do with Phil now

[Ticia]

Plot twist: she was not the manager, she was Dan's secret girlfriend and she has a lovely bird nose

[rizzo]

To me it sounds like Dan is quoting someone but that doesn't make sense, does it

I wanted to say the exact same thing. It just sounds like he's quoting someone else who said it. Like maybe he complained about someone saying that and others heard? IDK. The mystery will live on.

[PolarFox]

Plot twist: she was not the manager, she was Dan's secret girlfriend and she has a lovely bird nose

time to go call stopphanproofing and tell them they were right all along

[majitzu]

Yeah it sounds like he is quoting someone. No need to exploit with pheelings

[Ticia]

Plot twist: she was not the manager, she was Dan's secret girlfriend and she has a lovely bird nose

time to go call stopphanproofing and tell them they were right all along

and i bet her name's allison

[corn flakes]

Plot twist: she was not the manager, she was Dan's secret girlfriend and she has a lovely bird nose

time to go call stopphanproofing and tell them they were right all along

To me it seems like he "I" complained to phil about something about him? Like ok I got along with this other things but this one nope?
Still I don't think it's anything too personal because as much as they didn't expected to be "betrayed" by the girl they still don't know her.
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Ticia allison?

[NarrysCanary]

Plot twist: she was not the manager, she was Dan's secret girlfriend and she has a lovely bird nose

time to go call stopphanproofing and tell them they were right all along

and i bet her name's allison

[Ticia]

Plot twist: she was not the manager, she was Dan's secret girlfriend and she has a lovely bird nose

time to go call stopphanproofing and tell them they were right all along

To me it seems like he "I" complained to phil about something about him? Like ok I got along with this other things but this one nope?
Still I don't think it's anything too personal because as much as they didn't expected to be "betrayed" by the girl they still don't know her.
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Ticia allison?

Recently antiphanproof posted about an antiphan's mum who happened to be a psychic. Supposedly she read that Dan and Phil were going to get married and have children with lovely women yadda yadda. Dan was to marry a woman named Allison and he would die in a car crash or something like that

[lilMango]

To me it still sounded like someone said Phil had a bird nose and Dan complained about it (typical) and then was comfortin Phil at the end, but that's just me

[Lurktacularr]

Guys the snap is super easy to find, just add her username and she doesn't require acceptance or anything. It's about 7 in on her story atm. If you don't have snapchat its v quick to set up too.

And yeah, y'all know I live for this kind of shit but it doesn't sound affectionate to me in any way. Sounds like he was either quoting like a few of us have already said, or saying it to someone he really doesn't actually like lol, maybe when backed into a corner. Like the kind of tone you take when someone's had a really shitty hair cut and you go 'yeah.. I love your new hair'. Also seems more likely to me than him saying /anything/ about loving Phil in public. The HD pics of the panel do that for him

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[Ticia]

I just checked stopphanproofing and someone already informed them about the snapchat situation

[PolarFox]

I just checked stopphanproofing and someone already informed them about the snapchat situation

I'm waiting for some shady PM then

[Ticia]

I just checked stopphanproofing and someone already informed them about the snapchat situation

I'm waiting for some shady PM then

ANONYMOUS SAID: i believe updatedphan posted one of them on twitter. on the second one you can hear dan telling phil 'i love u and your bird nose'. u can see them by yourself if u add her on snap

It’s not at Phil lmao he’s literally talking about something he said

lit-ruh-ly

[eevee]

I'm kinda angry at the girl for recording Dan and Phil without their knowledge. What I'm assuming is that the car they got into was a shuttle just for YT/vine/musical.y/whatever creators at Vidcon, probably shuttling them between the hotel and the convention center or to a party or something, so when Dan and Phil got into the car they probably assumed that they could trust whoever was in it to not record them and respect their space, but then here she is recording them anyway. If she knows anything about Dan and Phil she should know they won't like that. I think it was disrespectful and it's feeding into Dan and Phil not associating with vloggers/other creators because they don't trust them. This girl breached their trust and is showing them that they can't trust other creators, so who can they trust with their secrets? the answer I guess is nobody.

[sweetmm]

[000dia000]

I can't help but feel that whatever the context is it doesn't sound like anything that would apply to anyone but Phil...?
Whatever the meaning behind it I'm not looking forward to the inevitable spread on Tumblr
Just imagine the elaborate gymnastics they'll have to pull to pretend it never happened

[karma_yeah]

I'm sad that the tour/vidcon is over because even though I felt a seperation with them I liked knowing exactly where they were at all times. Even those domestic traveling pictures and movie night pictures were gold. Now we have to mentally prepare for the phan crash. The most interesting thing we'll get when they get back is probably a spon filled joint liveshow then nothing. I understand that they deserve it but I'm sad that theyre going back to their secluded lifestyles. I got used to the idea of seeing them daily so it'll be hard when it changes back

I feel you, esp the bolded part (and "phan crash" - cute ) They so deserve to crash - (I never could have done what they've done), and Australia will be here in no time, so time to go into "low expectation" mode.

Thanks lilmango for doing the lord's work and PolarFox for your contribution to scientific research.

I think "Dan and Phil in the background of Lilly's Vlog" really captures the essence of who they are: literally in the midst of a huge party, they're alone together in their own special world with a trademark lack of personal space for any antiphans out there - not phanproof. I know, "the room was really, really loud and they were having an important conversation about work-related things #completelyplatonic"

Loved looking through all the professional photos. My phantasy is that one day they'll walk a red carpet holding hands. I'd love a wedding video, but would settle for that.

[fancybum]

Uh yeah I agree with the people saying Dan just sounds like he's quoting or repeating what someone said (maybe a fan said it to Phil and Dan complained afterward within earshot). He's not saying it in an affectionate way, he's not declaring his love to Phil in a car full of strangers, I mean really? Also I highly doubt they have any expectation of privacy at these things, in the first snap the girl says hi to Phil (who no doubt could see the phone in her hands), I wouldn't consider her snapping a betrayal of any trust because there's no trust to begin with, they're all strangers in a car. D&P aren't stupid or naive, come on guys.

Aw karma_yeah that just made me sad, did you watch Jimmy0010's recent vid on homophobia? He said he's been with his bf for 7 years and they've never held hands in public. And he's not on D&P's level of recognition. Even without that aspect, I don't think that's something we're likely to see, not their style.

[uglyamerican]

Thanks lilmango for doing the lord's work and PolarFox for your contribution to scientific research.

+1

[daichii]

dan's drunk tweet is what he said when the panel started xD
I wonder if he rewatched it or just thought "this will be a good tweet" after he said it

re:snapchat thanks to PolarFox for downloading it, I can't form an opinion without the entire convo so I will just imagine that he was saying that to Phil

[rizzo]

Aw karma_yeah that just made me sad, did you watch Jimmy0010's recent vid on homophobia? He said he's been with his bf for 7 years and they've never held hands in public. And he's not on D&P's level of recognition. Even without that aspect, I don't think that's something we're likely to see, not their style.

Agreed with this. Depressing. They could be as public a couple as there ever was and I don't think they'd ever hold hands in a public setting. In fact, I imagine that in an alternate universe where D&P decide to admit they're together/engaged/adopting, literally nothing in terms of their public image would change. At least they would try to ensure it didn't.

...I just made myself sad. So how's that doing?

[SquishPhan]

Aw karma_yeah that just made me sad, did you watch Jimmy0010's recent vid on homophobia? He said he's been with his bf for 7 years and they've never held hands in public. And he's not on D&P's level of recognition. Even without that aspect, I don't think that's something we're likely to see, not their style.

Agreed with this. Depressing. They could be as public a couple as there ever was and I don't think they'd ever hold hands in a public setting. In fact, I imagine that in an alternate universe where D&P decide to admit they're together/engaged/adopting, literally nothing in terms of their public image would change. At least they would try to ensure it didn't.

...I just made myself sad. So how's that doing?

I have to agree with all of this.
And yeah I don't think that public display of affection is their style either.

[karma_yeah]

Uh yeah I agree with the people saying Dan just sounds like he's quoting or repeating what someone said (maybe a fan said it to Phil and Dan complained afterward within earshot). He's not saying it in an affectionate way, he's not declaring his love to Phil in a car full of strangers, I mean really? Also I highly doubt they have any expectation of privacy at these things, in the first snap the girl says hi to Phil (who no doubt could see the phone in her hands), I wouldn't consider her snapping a betrayal of any trust because there's no trust to begin with, they're all strangers in a car. D&P aren't stupid or naive, come on guys.

Aw karma_yeah that just made me sad, did you watch Jimmy0010's recent vid on homophobia? He said he's been with his bf for 7 years and they've never held hands in public. And he's not on D&P's level of recognition. Even without that aspect, I don't think that's something we're likely to see, not their style.

No, I haven't seen it, but that's exactly the kind of thing that breaks my heart. Consensual loving relationships between 2 adults should not stir up so much hatred. I won't go into my rant on hate speech and bigotry.

I can't figure out the context of the snapchat either. It does sound like someone said something about Phil and Dan defended him and got grief for it. Hope the IDB super Sherlocks can gather some context. (And lbr, Dan and Phil could release a copy of a marriage certificate and a video of their wedding and there will still be a few people who say "they're just friends, it's for tax purposes", etc. etc. which is fine. To each his/her/their own )