Dan & Phil Part 18: disgustingly & inappropriately cute

[idkm8]

they are actually alive wow

[blueapple_x]

Well here's to hoping Dan likes nipple play, he'll have 50% more fun than the average person.

Lol! It looked like a flat mole to me but it's hard to tell

[Anonymousse]

I'm sorry but I just had to post it here because it's so weird.

Thank Mango for finding it.

[uglyamerican]

they are actually alive wow

And with hobbit hair in the wild... +1

[LurkingTrash]

Ugh bastards pulling me right back in with a picture that looks like it comes out of their private collection. I hate them. (Imagine all the pictures they've taken of each other and together over the years but never shared with the internet ;_;) Can Phil plz always jokingly imitate a model instead of the wide eyes and butthole mouth face he usually goes for in pics btw?

About #ThirdNippleGate I'm currently studying dem noodes and he's holding his arms (or stuffed animals.. or a controller..) in front of the midsection of his upper body suspiciously often. The most clear one is the one taken in his bathroom, but I wasn't able to discover anything unusual. I always feel so wrong loading up my Phan file to look at these like why do I have these daved and where are my morals?

About Nerdy Nummies (the name alone makes me cringe fuck) I love cooking channels and Rosanna makes impressive stuff but I can't stand her voice or persona so when I'm in a baking video mood (not the D&P kind) I'd rather watch people like How To Cook That or MyCupcakeAddiction.

I'm now interested to see the hit their channels take in views when the next vid releases. They haven't been dropping subs but youtube views have taken a slight dip. I want to see how much they can get away with while still keeping the phandom's passionate loyalty.

I think that there is a huge amount of pent-up demand for their YT vids, thus views will be healthy (it's "views" that pay - (at least the ones that watch the ads.)

Yeah there won't be any noticeable differences in view count rn, even people who now dramatically announced to be leaving the phandom will probably still watch their videos. Some might even return to the herd after all.

I just found this funny because jealous!dan is entertaining

Has the fandom ever tried to reverse-psychology them by aggressively shipping them with other people? I feel like jealous!Dan would fall apart in seconds (I'm kidding, of course. That would be mean. But still... April Fool's, anyone?)

I've never thought about that before, that'd be an interesting thing to do but I don't think that'll ever be possible. Any time someone mentions shipping one of them with someone else, you'll see the most hardcore shippers saying "DAN/PHIL ONLY BELONGS TO PHIL/DAN !!!111!! How dare you shipping them with someone else, phan is real !"

I'd honestly love it if the people tried the reverse psychology but yeah it's impossible. Most of the phandom would lose their shit too quickly ruining the whole thing. And who would we even ship them with? :')

Well here's to hoping Dan likes nipple play, he'll have 50% more fun than the average person.

Already aggressively shipping #phimmy cuz it's real and beautiful.

I was just about to answer with Phimmy because I love it so much!
If Dan wasn't in the picture I would hardcore ship Phimmy, they look good together!
Thanks for sharing this doc, I haven't seen it before!!
I wish people would do this tbh, the reactions would be hilarious
and i think if people are fast enough with loads of content we might drown the hardcore phan shippers for, like, a day, maybe a day that dan has a ls ? to get his reaction? lol

[NarrysCanary]

I'm sorry but I just had to post it here because it's so weird.

Thank Mango for finding it.

My brain is fucked

they are actually alive wow

And with hobbit hair in the wild... +1

Yup that's a nice picture

[fakelights]

me: D&P assholes, idiots, lazy manipulative queer-baiting bastards i stan alfie


: here is a picture of phil looking handsome that dan took(maybe he even asked phil to pose?)


me: D&P the biggest creators on youtube, great work ethic, quality content, intelligent people, talented presenters, big gamers, their love story hurts my soul

Yeap

Phil looks great on that photo. Thanks for sharing your time passing activities on a plane, Phil. I appreciate it. I'm always here to appreciate this type of content, please feel free to repeat it anytime

I'm here dying about the #nipplegate, amazing investigation.

[Anonymousse]

Sorry again, but this is also amazing.

I am a fan of the phandom.

[lor_192]

#nipplegate

I love that photo of Phil,he is a gorgeous man


I am hoping for a live show on sunday,and tuesday. I need separate liveshows.I want Phil to talk about plants,and Dan to just waffle about whatever (I would even take Kanye talk at this point)
I was so tired of the tour(they would never come where I live so i am bitter af) ,i wasn't even checking this forum Come on boys,sort yourselfs out,we need content.

[alittledizzy]

Well here's to hoping Dan likes nipple play, he'll have 50% more fun than the average person.

Already aggressively shipping #phimmy cuz it's real and beautiful.

Phil gotta step his supportive boyfriend game up and talk Jimmy out of leaving youtube.

[SquishPhan]

Sorry again, but this is also amazing.

I am a fan of the phandom.

This is great.

[kkell3000]

Lol! It looked like a flat mole to me but it's hard to tell

Around 1:44

[Winston]

Well here's to hoping Dan likes nipple play, he'll have 50% more fun than the average person .

Urgh *shudder*

haha

[bear]

Lol! It looked like a flat mole to me but it's hard to tell

Around 1:44

Around 1:41 Dan's lifting his shirt up. Typical 2011 Dan

[Vivastian]

Lol! It looked like a flat mole to me but it's hard to tell

Around 1:44

[bluewho]

Well here's to hoping Dan likes nipple play, he'll have 50% more fun than the average person.

Far be it from me to dampen a good conspiracy theory but it looks like a mole to me.

I just found this funny because jealous!dan is entertaining

Has the fandom ever tried to reverse-psychology them by aggressively shipping them with other people? I feel like jealous!Dan would fall apart in seconds (I'm kidding, of course. That would be mean. But still... April Fool's, anyone?)

This needs to happen

also:
[offtopic]I had such a nice dream of deppy! Phil became a uncle in my dream and that's why they weren't posting so much and we got a whole live show of deppy being cute with a baby. This was a nice surprise from my brain after the emotionally challenging discussion on here last night[/offtopic]

Please let this be a psychic vision, pls let us not only have liveshow but a joint ls of + cute baby. Also adding my support for a dream thread someone suggested ageees ago because I too always have wacky dreams of

[Anonymousse]

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[SquishPhan]

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Really liked Phil in this, wish there was more of him.

[uglyamerican]

#nipplegate

In this lighting, I'm convinced that the 3rd nip is actually a mole.

[uglyamerican]

Lol! It looked like a flat mole to me but it's hard to tell

Around 1:44

Mole. Now let's talk about the red mark to the left of it.

[Catallena]

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0:14; 0:29; 1:32; 2:14; 2:55; 4:22;

Thanks for doing the Lord's work and giving us timestamps

That was actually slightly more interesting than their reactions in the actual video, so whoever edited that episode fucked up.

And yeah the fabled third nipple is definitely a mole. Unless my similar moles are all nipples, which would mean I learned a truly horrifying thing about myself today.

[DryCereal]

1, It's a freckle.
2, Emma and Marcus' hair is still as godawful as I thought when the main vid came out.

[Bassoonage]

#nipplegate

In this lighting, I'm convinced that the 3rd nip is actually a mole.

Idk man. Maybe he got his nipples and third nipple pierced at a certain point and doesn't want people to see.

I'm just kidding, but I looked up pictures of third nipples and all of these pictures had the third nipple pierced. The things you think you'd never Google image search.

Edit: I paused the video at the right moment and enhanced it.

[corn flakes]

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I love you, the time stamps.
Maybe it has been too long but Phil voice at the beginning surprised me

also team mole.

[bear]

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0:14; 0:29; 1:32; 2:14; 2:55; 4:22;

I love you, the time stamps.
Maybe it has been too long but Phil voice at the beginning surprised me

also team mole.

Thank you
And yeah same his voice surprised me. It's been way to long