Dan & Phil Part 18: disgustingly & inappropriately cute

[taetaewl]

wow I can't believe Phil actually cheated 3:26
[YouTube] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIo5uG2Ks-c&app=desktop [/YouTube]

God I'm so lame.... I need that ls video to get my shit together

[Catallena]

wow I can't believe Phil actually cheated 3:26
[YouTube]http://youtu.be/zIo5uG2Ks-c?t=3m26sp[/YouTube]

lmao I posted that a few weeks ago as well and it still cracks me up cause that not who I expected to see when I clicked that video RIP to their comment section.

[bear]

wow I can't believe Phil actually cheated 3:26
[YouTube]http://youtu.be/zIo5uG2Ks-c?t=3m26sp[/YouTube]

lmao I posted that a few weeks ago as well and it still cracks me up cause that not who I expected to see when I clicked that video RIP to their comment section.

Warning: if you watch this video, don't check the comment section because it's really really cringey.
But omg that video though, I was not expecting that.

[uglyamerican]

OK, I need to go on record that Dominos Pizza crust is akin to cardboard - sometimes I need to check to see if the box somehow morphed to the bottom of the pie. I cannot figure out why Phillip likes it so much.

[taetaewl]

lmao I posted that a few weeks ago as well and it still cracks me up cause that not who I expected to see when I clicked that video RIP to their comment section.

The comment section is intense Phil the sass queen.
Just for the fun of it (since we all are bored and dried up cuz of the lack of context): who do you reckon would be more likely to cheat on their significant other? Dan or Phil? It does't need to be on each other

[bear]

Just for the fun of it (since we all are bored and dried up cuz of the lack of context): who do you recon would be more likely to cheat on their significant other? Dan or Phil? It does't need to be on each other

Hmmm... On one hand Dan is more romantic, but he can be flirty, but I feel like he wouldn't do that because he would feel too bad.
Phil however, is less romantic, is very sneaky, is unpredictable and I've noticed that sometimes people flirt with him and he seems oblivious to it. Though who knows.
But I'd say Phil.

[Catallena]

OK, I need to go on record that Dominos Pizza crust is akin to cardboard - sometimes I need to check to see if the box somehow morphed to the bottom of the pie. I cannot figure out why Phillip likes it so much.

Phil likes instant coffee more than any other kind. The guy has serious tastebud issues.

[idkm8]

Just for the fun of it (since we all are bored and dried up cuz of the lack of context): who do you reckon would be more likely to cheat on their significant other? Dan or Phil? It does't need to be on each other

isnt it a pretty popular theory that Dan actually cheated on his girlfriend with Phil back in the day to some extent?

either way I'm gonna say Dan probably just based on that VYou he answered in like 2011 where someone asked him his opinion on cheating and he said something along the lines of 'bad but acceptable in certain situations' or something, don't take my word for that.

[taetaewl]

Hmmm... On one hand Dan is more romantic, but he can be flirty, but I feel like he wouldn't do that because he would feel too bad.
Phil however, is less romantic, is very sneaky, is unpredictable and I've noticed that sometimes people flirt with him and he seems oblivious to it. Though who knows.
But I'd say Phil.

Oh that's interesting point of view! Why do you think Phil is the less romantic one? Just curious.
From the video that shall not be named, I feel like Phil is the person that cherish all their "moments" and remembers them and also act out his romantic side far more often then Dan. I feel like Phil is rather romantic in his way. Dan on the other hand... I wonder if he goes out of his way to do anything special for Philly anymore (now that he as managed to stalk and marry him) like Phil does for Dan lmao. I bet Dan will be like "it's our anniversary and I bought us popcorn, I will let you chose the movie lmao All honesty tho, they seem like a old married couple so romance is far gone out the window... its like they would find folding laundry romantic
And about the cheating thing... hm I do kinda agree. I feel like Phil will be the cheater, not that he would he a bad guy for it. I feel like he would just act on his Philings and then think later. Dan is more of a dweller

[blueapple_x]

Just for the fun of it (since we all are bored and dried up cuz of the lack of context): who do you reckon would be more likely to cheat on their significant other? Dan or Phil? It does't need to be on each other

isnt it a pretty popular theory that Dan actually cheated on his girlfriend with Phil back in the day to some extent?

either way I'm gonna say Dan probably just based on that VYou he answered in like 2011 where someone asked him his opinion on cheating and he said something along the lines of 'bad but acceptable in certain situations' or something, don't take my word for that.

In the vyou, I believe he was asked if he would forgive a person for cheating on him and he said it would very much depend on the specific situation. Unless we're talking about two different things...

EDIT

[LurkingTrash]

Just for the fun of it (since we all are bored and dried up cuz of the lack of context): who do you reckon would be more likely to cheat on their significant other? Dan or Phil? It does't need to be on each other

omg this is such a good question!
I've been pondering it since you posted and reading other's people comments and I really can't decide who would?
I agree with all arguments also, so idk, can't make up my mind.

[idkm8]

In the vyou, I believe he was asked if he would forgive a person for cheating on him and he said it would very much depend on the specific situation. Unless we're talking about two different things...

you could very well be right I don't remember it entirely it's just jumbled in with all the other useless Dan and Phil knowledge I have for no reason, I tried to find it to double check but turns out googling 'Dan Howell Cheating' doesn't really provide what I was looking for but rather a LOT of fanfiction. thank you Internet.

edit: you've already found it nvm, yeah okay I was wrong ignore me

[blueapple_x]

In the vyou, I believe he was asked if he would forgive a person for cheating on him and he said it would very much depend on the specific situation. Unless we're talking about two different things...

you could very well be right I don't remember it entirely it's just jumbled in with all the other useless Dan and Phil knowledge I have for no reason, I tried to find it to double check but turns out googling 'Dan Howell Cheating' doesn't really provide what I was looking for but rather a LOT of fanfiction. thank you Internet.

Lol I found it and attached it after you posted but it's in my original post above ^^

[taetaewl]

Just for the fun of it (since we all are bored and dried up cuz of the lack of context): who do you reckon would be more likely to cheat on their significant other? Dan or Phil? It does't need to be on each other

omg this is such a good question!
I've been pondering it since you posted and reading other's people comments and I really can't decide who would?
I agree with all arguments also, so idk, can't make up my mind.

Me too! I'm reconsidering my answer! It's really hard. But since we do have evidence of Dan finding it acceptable to cheat if depending on the situation and Phil, well being Phil. Well, if I really have to pick the most likely to cheat at this day and time, I would still say Phil. I feel like he would just go with the flow but right after would feel really bad about it and stop the "new" relationship to develop until he has ended the previews one. And I think he would have the decency to tell the person he cheated on about it too. Dan... well there is that alcohol thing where he becomes very flirty... but I wonder if he really does do that or if he exaggerated for that one video? And then also, I think Dan is too comfortable to even dip his toes in the deep water, I bet he doesn't give much of a taught to any other person then he is with just because he is too comfortable being with them......... which makes me always wonder; do u reckon dp are staying together since 09 because both of them are too lazy and too comfortable with how things are with each other to look for someone else? I mean, they know more about each other than anyone else and I'm pretty sure they already know what the other like when it comes to sex, so why find someone else to satisfy the need when your roommate is someone u can stand to live with comfortably and also gives u awesome bjs? They where once boyfirends and now they are just two flatmates enjoying each other company without putting a lable to it, because it's just too comfortable Lmao I'm faar to deep in my own thoughts.
sorry if u guys can't understand where I'm heading with this, bad me english no good, sorry lol

[Winston]

Well here's to hoping Dan likes nipple play, he'll have 50% more fun than the average person.

Far be it from me to dampen a good conspiracy theory but it looks like a mole to me.

I just found this funny because jealous!dan is entertaining

Has the fandom ever tried to reverse-psychology them by aggressively shipping them with other people? I feel like jealous!Dan would fall apart in seconds (I'm kidding, of course. That would be mean. But still... April Fool's, anyone?)

This needs to happen

also:
[offtopic]I had such a nice dream of deppy! Phil became a uncle in my dream and that's why they weren't posting so much and we got a whole live show of deppy being cute with a baby. This was a nice surprise from my brain after the emotionally challenging discussion on here last night[/offtopic]

Please let this be a psychic vision, pls let us not only have liveshow but a joint ls of + cute baby. Also adding my support for a dream thread someone suggested ageees ago because I too always have wacky dreams of

I suggested a dream thread a while back. As soon as I'm by my computer I'll start it. I just
Pray I don't dream of deppy nipples tonight! Also where should I put it? General or personal?

[alittledizzy]

Just for the fun of it (since we all are bored and dried up cuz of the lack of context): who do you reckon would be more likely to cheat on their significant other? Dan or Phil? It does't need to be on each other

isnt it a pretty popular theory that Dan actually cheated on his girlfriend with Phil back in the day to some extent?

either way I'm gonna say Dan probably just based on that VYou he answered in like 2011 where someone asked him his opinion on cheating and he said something along the lines of 'bad but acceptable in certain situations' or something, don't take my word for that.

I think there was probably some emotional cheating happening, since there's almost certainly overlap between Dan and Phil developing feelings and Dan still being with his girlfriend. Even if he never physically cheated on her that might be enough to give Dan pause with judging a situation out of hand.

[000dia000]

I'm sorry but I just had to post it here because it's so weird.

Thank Mango for finding it.

This is terrifying, if Dan had a voice as low pitched as Phil's and as constantly aggressive it would be so hard to watch

[bluewho]

Wild guesses and unfounded theory to follow:
I would guess that charlieskies wanted to commit to Phil but Phil was resistant and avoided calling what they had a relationship. After this he then enters a relationship with Dan and this one is also one they do not openly call a relationship. I think both Dan and Phil, or maybe just Phil, has a preference for relationships which are not labelled and this may make the idea of 'cheating' less relevant to them and less of an issue. As highlighted by taetaewl they may not be a traditional couple but in a less well defined romantic arrangement.

^I'm not even sure I really think this though, my theories on 's relationship changes almost daily tbh.

I suggested a dream thread a while back. As soon as I'm by my computer I'll start it. I just
Pray I don't dream of deppy nipples tonight! Also where should I put it? General or personal?

I don't know if I am qualified to answer that, wherever you think best I suppose? Depends how scarring you predict your nipple nightmare is going to be, as a wider audience is likely to read it and be traumatised if you put it in General

[corn flakes]

bluewho I remember that Charlie was already with Stephen(?). Still wasn't he like 16/17 yo and Phil in his early 20? if I remember correctly Phil followed for the first time on fb? Dan just after he turned 18yo.
I don't know anything about that time but I can't see Phil being involved in whatever way with a minor.

Regarding cheating I would say Phil in a physical way while from an emotional point Dan, I could see he reluctant to live a person he used to love and knows even if he is unsure about his feelings.

[jess]

do u reckon dp are staying together since 09 because both of them are too lazy and too comfortable with how things are with each other to look for someone else? I mean, they know more about each other than anyone else and I'm pretty sure they already know what the other like when it comes to sex, so why find someone else to satisfy the need when your roommate is someone u can stand to live with comfortably and also gives u awesome bjs? They where once boyfirends and now they are just two flatmates enjoying each other company without putting a lable to it, because it's just too comfortable

Basically what I think about every couple every because I'm cynical as fuck. Well, that coupled with people's fear of being alone.

bluewho I remember that Charlie was already with Stephen(?). Still wasn't he like 16/17 yo and Phil in his early 20? if I remember correctly Phil followed for the first time on fb? Dan just after he turned 18yo.
I don't know anything about that time but I can't see Phil being involved in whatever way with a minor.

I'd just like to point out that age of consent in the UK is 16.

That's all I have to contribute because cheating is a seriously shitty thing to do, so I'd rather no speculate about it (though in my world I like to think: no labels/no heartbreak!). Obvs I'm completely ok with reading about ya'll's thoughts on it though 'cause there's nothing else going on in this realm at the moment.

[bluewho]

My opinion that Phil and Charlie had some kind of thing, that Phil resisted calling a relationship/probably cut off is based on the sentimental comments from Charlie, Charlie wearing Phil's clothes in the 'dinoskies' video, and then Charlie's complaint that Phil never answers his calls in the 'i hate phil' video. So I kind of think they had a thing, which Phil probably broke off because of the age difference, and never called a relationship.



Phil later meets Dan, they appear to be flirting and many speculate they are in a relationship yet Phil resists this label again (and so does Dan).
In this context hypothetical Dan and Phil might have less of an issue with 'cheating' because they don't consider themselves in a relationship. (I'm not saying it wouldn't be a big deal, it just may be less of issue for them).

But you guys probably know a lot more than me because I only really got hardcore into about 6 months ago (although I've been a casual viewer since 2012), so I haven't been immersed in this stuff long enough to know much.

[alittledizzy]

which makes me always wonder; do u reckon dp are staying together since 09 because both of them are too lazy and too comfortable with how things are with each other to look for someone else? I mean, they know more about each other than anyone else and I'm pretty sure they already know what the other like when it comes to sex, so why find someone else to satisfy the need when your roommate is someone u can stand to live with comfortably and also gives u awesome bjs? They where once boyfirends and now they are just two flatmates enjoying each other company without putting a lable to it, because it's just too comfortable Lmao I'm faar to deep in my own thoughts.

Let me preface this by saying I'm a-ok with people having different views on the status of the deppy, but it's always so weird for me to see someone who looks at them and sees two people together out of convenience or complacency and not two people who are just completely fucking enamored of each other and thrilled with the fact that the other person is the one they get to do all this with.

Nothing about the warmth and fondness and careful building of a life and career not just parallel to each other but completely entwined tells me they're doing anything but actively, knowing choosing each other.

jfc i'm so phan i annoy myself

[coffee pig]

My opinion that Phil and Charlie had some kind of thing, that Phil resisted calling a relationship/probably cut off is based on the sentimental comments from Charlie, Charlie wearing Phil's clothes in the 'dinoskies' video, and then Charlie's complaint that Phil never answers his calls in the 'i hate phil' video. So I kind of think they had a thing, which Phil probably broke off because of the age difference, and never called a relationship.



Phil later meets Dan, they appear to be flirting and many speculate they are in a relationship yet Phil resists this label again (and so does Dan).
In this context hypothetical Dan and Phil might have less of an issue with 'cheating' because they don't consider themselves in a relationship. (I'm not saying it wouldn't be a big deal, it just may be less of issue for them).

But you guys probably know a lot more than me because I only really got hardcore into about 6 months ago (although I've been a casual viewer since 2012), so I haven't been immersed in this stuff long enough to know much.

I've never seen these videos and I'm shocked at how young Charlie looks here. Like, I knew rationally that he was sixteen when they met but I wasn't prepared for the reality of sixteen-year-old Charlie looking like an actual baby. If anything ever happened between them I'm glad Phil had the sense to know that wasn't going to work out. Also, I'm kind of creeped out because baby Charlie is beyond jailbait Christ Philip

[SquishPhan]

which makes me always wonder; do u reckon dp are staying together since 09 because both of them are too lazy and too comfortable with how things are with each other to look for someone else? I mean, they know more about each other than anyone else and I'm pretty sure they already know what the other like when it comes to sex, so why find someone else to satisfy the need when your roommate is someone u can stand to live with comfortably and also gives u awesome bjs? They where once boyfirends and now they are just two flatmates enjoying each other company without putting a lable to it, because it's just too comfortable Lmao I'm faar to deep in my own thoughts.

Let me preface this by saying I'm a-ok with people having different views on the status of the deppy, but it's always so weird for me to see someone who looks at them and sees two people together out of convenience or complacency and not two people who are just completely fucking enamored of each other and thrilled with the fact that the other person is the one they get to do all this with.

Nothing about the warmth and fondness and careful building of a life and career not just parallel to each other but completely entwined tells me they're doing anything but actively, knowing choosing each other.

Totally agree with this. I for one think that they are super fond of each other and are still so close because they absolutely want to be.

Also I just can't imagine them being happy or okay if the other one were to sleep with someone else, I just can't see it.

[annetamiau]

If voldy is real, I'd say they (at least at the beginning) were in a committed 'traditional' relationship.

Also, about charlie: if I'm not mistaken, Charlie was with Stephen way before Dan and Phil met irl (like, months before). I'm not sure why so many people assume Charlie and Phil had a thing and then Dan got in the middle of them, this doesn't seem to make sense according to the timelines available. I'm not sure why Charlie appeared to have something personal against Dan in 2013, though, I guess it's one of those things we'll never know.