Dan & Phil Part 19: Banging on the breakfast bar

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The woman with those two kids looked about 300000000000% done with life... And more than a little suspicious of the two weird(ly dressed) men interacting with her kids. Still toxically cute though!

More pls!

I'm w/ Phil though. Burn the fucking hat. Soon.
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Such a lovely video! My favourite parts were "you're my pikachu" and the bit with the little children. interacting with kids is always so endearing and makes me all over again. :lol: :platonic:
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oh my, so many brilliant moments!!

phil's "what a nerd" to professor willow. YES BRING THAT SASS PHILLY
so natural and un-personary yay

phil: "stop flirting with me willow" and dan: "anything you say willow! *wink* omg are you even trying any more babes

the crotch shot and phil wading through the grass and running through the geese

HARU!!!!!

they need to do more vlogs this is so natural i think i'm in love

i can't believe they're actually doing a series. is this real life????????????
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Their interaction with the kids was so cute I swear I melt on the spot. Too, too cute.

I was right when I thought they were in Regent's Park woohoo! (love this park very lovely) but let's be honest guys you didn't walk THAT much, stop exaggerating.
I loved the video, 20 minutes that went by very quickly, got a very ditl-esque feeling about it. Also Dan's level of Phil trash was so high, unbelievable :gg:

This made me want to play so much, I will probably charge my two batteries so I can play a lot tomorrow!! Such a fun game, and it is very addictive too.

It still makes me feel a little bit weird when I recognise places where I go often in their videos, idk.

Very good video, I can't wait to see what's next, it's not overthought and feels very genuine. Very sweet. I am very much here for that kind of content.
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blueapple_x wrote:Based on this I think they'll also play with Dan's account?
of course dan had to be the special one and got a pikachu. looking forward to seeing his game too. and is that a clue as to which team they chose? i'm clueless..

and for the dan thrash among us (NSFW):
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"do i not look like a pokemon trainer right now?"
you're welcome
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my opinions on the video:

phils eyes in the sun
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also "Threesome...."
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aralik wrote:
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you're welcome
i swear to god
I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL :lol:
Also yes, Phil going through the high grass made me laugh so much
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aralik wrote:
and for the dan thrash among us (NSFW):
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you're welcome

Saved onto my phone ...for reasons....
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aralik wrote: and for the dan thrash among us (NSFW):
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you're welcome
wow. those are snug

also they both look lovely in this video.

i'm so happy the post-tour crusty spongeness is finally fading, that jacket looks amazing on phil and i'm SO down for the gator girl hat you have no idea.

wow this was so trash
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danphil333 wrote:my opinions on the video:

phils eyes in the sun
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also "Threesome...."
I also have a big soft spot for Phil but when I first saw that jacket on Twitter I thought it was so bad! After the video ... it suits him so much! He looks amazing!
Also, when Dan saved him from the pole
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Loved the video, love seeing them out in the world, and much like the rest of you I am thrilled that we'll get a DITL/PGO mash up.

They're so freakin' adorable. Just...you guys, seriously. This video has many quotable moments.

I was slayed by the naming of the pokemon, though the PGO player in me was like "boys you're wasting your time. You're probably just gonna end up transferring all those later for higher characters and more candy" but omg. Cumberat. You guys. Cumberat.

and Peekatyou? I am dead. I am a ghost.


And I totally didn't even stare at that screenshot for a good 10min, eyeballing...areas. What are you even talking about? Why would I? Quit staring at me. Shut up.
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I think I'm coherent enough now to list my fave moments (that people already listed) after freaking out on twitter:
-"You be whatever pokemon you want to be". What a nice message
-"You are my pikachu" oh my god guys stop
-The little kids! Why? I need parents!phan
-What a chill but excited vibe, a video not scripted is so refreshing
-The sitting on the bench and buying drinks, these cuties being domestic outside
-I legit gasped when they talked about another episode/series
-Phil running into the goose flock, omg I feared for him
-What a beautiful scenario, I need to visit London at least once in my life
-Baker street asdfghjk
-They look so good, I'm dying here. Dan's hand paws things and Phil's jacket

Favorite thing was Dan helping Phil not run into a pole or something, it reminds me so much of me and my BFF, I'm a klutz and I walk/trip into things so often so when we're walking around I just feel her pull me on a direction and I just go instinctually, immediately and without question because I know she's saving me from hurting myself, they must have some experience with this too, Dan looks so 'done' too, they really spend all their time together.
Ok, turns out I'm not that coherent.
This video is amazing and everything I hoped for and more. They were very quick releasing it, too.
I'm really happy right now
danphil333 wrote:my opinions on the video:

phils eyes in the sun
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thank you danphil333 for these I lost a few minutes just staring.

for fucks sake I already clicked submit way too many times, everyone is so excited about the video asdfgh
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Loved the video and even though it was probably only so Dan could do his in private and get a Pikachu as his first I loved that it was Phil doing all the playing in a game for a change.
Admittedly mostly because then we get to see Dan torn between being the sarcastic shit he is and his overwhelming need to cheer for everything Phil does (even when he does it badly).

Also loved that about half way through the video they had only the one Pokemon caught but yet stopped to film all the different kind of birds.

And I kind of admire Dan's balls (whey) for actually walking around London in that outfit. He didn't even hide the hat away when on crowded streets.
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lilMango wrote:The small children ran after deppy when they left. Absolutely melted my heart.
"Hey, those tall boys were cool! Let's go play with them!"

adopt already. Jesus
More like, we need to help these noobs, I would say
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YAAASSS POKÉMON GO. It got released here today but so far I only got two Weedles (and my starter Charmander obvz) because I'm lazy. Plenty of Pokéstops around here though, and some gyms. Maybe I'll go to the city centre tomorrow or Monday... It's a bit boring walking around by yourself though.

Anyway.

- Ash and Pikachu. Years back I read M rated fanfic about that pairing as a dare and now I'm scarred for life. Thanks Phan for bringing that back into my life. :thumb:
- Threesome with Professor Oak... Ok Dan.
- It's ok Phil I was just as rubbish when I caught Charmander :')
- Did Dan just say he'd let Professor Willow catch him? Boy chill..
- It took me 10 minutes to think of a name and in the end I just went with a variation of my Twitter username, so I feel your pain Phil.
- Dan is really into Prof. Willow and it reminds me of 2013 when my dash was full of creepy Prof Sycamore fantasies :') Dan is really thirsty today though. <-- Actual Dan.
- A+ acting. WE HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE?? WHAT A TOTALLY UNEXPECTED SURPRISE!!1one Like I know it's a joke but it falls flat because we know their asses go outside all the time. :roll:
- Phil throwing us a bone and getting us a glorious shot of Dan's crotch.
- Dan has some real ass confidence wearing that outside of the house.
- At this point I'm texting my friend about how obnoxious I'm gonna be when I visit her in London in two weeks. *buys extra data and a powerbank*
- Ok that was cute and all, but talking and filming tiny children in park is gonna get them pepper sprayed by a worried citizen one day. Sassy bunch of kids tho.
- 'Phil... you are AMAZING at this game' Heheh.
- All hail Edgelord Phil Lester. Geese are truly evil creatures.
- The video gets a 10/10 for the Free! reference alone.
- ... well fuck friend is gonna get payback and drag me to the Sherlock museum with the excuse that it's a Pokéstop.
- Ohhh is it gonna be a series? I hope they do one in Australia. And I also hope this one won't take a million years like Undertale.

WHAT A GOOD AND CUTE ASS VIDEO.

It made me crave a DITL tho. I'm really we at least get a DITL style video about how the new book was made like last time, this time with USA tour footage. These mini Pokémon Go DITLs will have to satisfy my until then I guess. Anyway, I'm such for a good DAPG video and they really delivered on that channel this week. I hope their love for DAPG gets a spark again so I can be 50% less salty about the other shit they get up to, but they had a pretty good start of the year on there as well and we all know how that went down the drain. D:
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So Deppymon Go dropped! Loved it It was so strange seeing them outside, you forget they’re just regular Londoners who can walk around green parks with swans and paddleboats. I enjoyed seeing their bants on the go too.

Favorite moments:
- Professor Willow (I’m with ya, fellas, digging that dystopian silver fox thing he’s got going on )
- “Accidental” crotch shot
- Phil getting so into it he started wading through the grass.
- Dan just assuming that the kids were playing Pokemon and getting away with it 'cause, yeah.
- Innocent little family: (innocently enjoying a lovely and peaceful and innocent afternoon paddle-boating on the pond)
Dan: That horsea’s gonna FUCK that family UP, yo! LOOK the FUCK OUT! AHAHehehahhahaa!
Family: … (silently paddles away)
- BAKER STREET ahhh (my pre-Deppy Sherlockian self chuckled at that...that bizarre feeling when your fandoms cross paths)
- HARU, hahahaha nice one, Phil
I’m worried about their legs :( Guys, do some poke-stretches first next time, pls.

Fashion police: Phil won in spades this time (that jacket ) but very much looking forward to Dan’s hardcore poke-getup.

An aside: Uh. Why is Dan following 666 accounts on Twitter?
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I actually gasped and covered my mouth and there may or may not be actual tears in my eyes.
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omg that video, what a blessing. That was so good, i already watched it 3 times. How fucking adorable and cute and sweet and gorgeous can you be???????
So many great moments!
-the "threesome with professor Oak", i had to pose the video to make sure he actually said that
-Phil's "no need to flirt with me" plus him apparently being jealous of the silverfox look
-the outfits and Dan looking freaking beautiful in those leggings. (i take back what i said before, they don't sag, i love them)
-Phil's glorious zoom on Dan's crotch. thank jesus
- Dan saying what's your problem to that duck
-the children interaction
-the Haru restaurant
-Dan's smile at 5.59 and their reaction to Phil's name being already taken in the game
-saving the pedalo family
- Dan marveling 300 times at how "amazing" Phil is at the game

i can't wait for the next episode!!!!
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okay let me say how much of a sucker i am to how dan is describing professor willow's style (aesthetic as dan refers to it cuz it's one of his favorite words). "combining ninja clothing with sport and also kinda of like a dystopian future, urban edge" i'm loving how well-informed he is about fashion. cannot wait to see how he's gonna improve on his outfit to mash professor willow and his trainer in the coming episodes
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danphil333 wrote:
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So pretty.
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Their "wE nevEr Go ouTsiDe!!1" branding is annoying af but you know what actually forget I've ever complained about anything, I love them so much right now.
It was nothing but great from start to finish

"you can't fit the D" Phil plz
Diyes_Celine wrote: - Phil with silver hair???!!! I like!
Seconded, I'd love to see that :D

As a sidenote, all these birds in this video make it like 20% more funny to me, idk why. Birds are ridiculous. And whenever I hear the word geese I'm reminded of the vision of heaven full of geese from Dan's video with Tyler and I just can't :lol:
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aralik wrote:okay let me say how much of a sucker i am to how dan is describing professor willow's style (aesthetic as dan refers to it cuz it's one of his favorite words). "combining ninja clothing with sport and also kinda of like a dystopian future, urban edge" i'm loving how well-informed he is about fashion. cannot wait to see how he's gonna improve on his outfit to mash professor willow and his trainer in the coming episodes
As I mentioned earlier in the thread, there's already a name for it Dan. It's called 'Health Goth'. It's basically the new Cyberpunk.
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Hey guys remember that time Phil said Professor Oak was gonna show up at their house and Dan responded with a threesome reference wow those were some good times.

also crotch shot
also jfc adopt ten kids already
also wait i forgot what i was gonna say nm gonna go watch the video again
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:D :clapping:
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"i'll let you catch me, willow"
"anything you say, willow *winks*"
okay dan is willow thrash. welcome to thrash life, danny boy
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aralik wrote:okay let me say how much of a sucker i am to how dan is describing professor willow's style (aesthetic as dan refers to it cuz it's one of his favorite words). "combining ninja clothing with sport and also kinda of like a dystopian future, urban edge" i'm loving how well-informed he is about fashion. cannot wait to see how he's gonna improve on his outfit to mash professor willow and his trainer in the coming episodes
As I mentioned earlier in the thread, there's already a name for it Dan. It's called 'Health Goth'. It's basically the new Cyberpunk.
i remember you mentioning the term but was not aware this is an actual subculture, thanks cora!
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Loved it, of course. I don't really care for the game that much so what sold it for me was the DITL-ness and unscriptness of it all (well, most of it anyway)
Favourite moments, already mentioned by bazillion people (no surprise there): 1) Phil wading through the tall grass because it was hilarious and also because I like watching how his whole body moves, especially when he's outside, and we rarely get to see that in videos is this too specific? 2) Dan saving Phil from the lamppost because I like watching how protective decisive and quick Dan can be is this too specific too?
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Ohhh is it gonna be a series? I hope they do one in Australia. And I also hope this one won't take a million years like Undertale.
Oh, I didn't think of it but now you mention it... I will totally LOVE THEM (even more than I already do) if they film one in Australia. I hope they find enough time, motivation and organizational skills to do it. Pls boys, pls
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