Dan & Phil Part 24: I got moist for you, Phil

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bluewho wrote: 18:44 Phil being not such a cinnamon roll - he thinks 'Daddy's girl' is a 'weird thing to call' a wedding arch but the only way that's weird is if, ya know, you think that way. Lay off the porn Phil.
Right, the term has a completely innocent meaning originally! I forgot! To be fair, the internet has ruined the term "daddy's …" - or is it just me reading too many smut fics. We'll never know.
Bad, bad Phil for having dirty thoughts all the time
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swofro wrote: He looks so lovely today! His skin is glowy and he has that haircut that is going well for him, and he looks like a vampire, and I love that so much.
he really looked like a vampire, and a bit like Mr. Spock, I love it!
swofro wrote:Dan still hasn't watch Terminator. Lol. Even I, the person who watch movies 4 years after it comes out had watch Terminator and young Arnold Swazerearesfnsceger yes, that was intentional, I was lazy to find out how to type his name properly, soz Arnie. Phil loves young Arnold, btw.
things like these remind me of how young Dan is. Both Terminator movies were kind of a big thing in my childhood. Phil isn't that much older, but he somehow has to some extent the same childhood movie memories as me (maybe because he has an older brother?). Dan never having seen the original Star Wars films until recently was a bit shocking, tbh, and now Terminator as well? What about the Alien movies?
We 80s kids got Star Wars, Neverending Story, Terminator…and the 90s kids got what, HSM?? I think we won!! (^-^)v
swofro wrote:Phil mention London going to get to 31 degree someday (next Monday? today? idk) and I was shocked. How was that possible in the UK? Someone please tell me I misheard that part because that's crazy
nope, you heard correct, we have a heatwave here in Europe, and at least where I live a drought (like a drought drought, not a content drought…)

I loved the live show. Dan's liveshows can be interesting, but in the end I always feel kind of exhausted, Phil's always leave me with a happy feeling.
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Lurktacularr wrote:
My Mac's dying and I should be asleep but I just wanted to say I totally get how Dan related the stag/hen do stuff to gender roles.

I, as a previously (lolz) engaged female found this really difficult and frankly I'm glad it never happened. It's SO gender-roley I don't get how its confused everyone.

Yes its also 'tradition' but the tradition is the woman goes out with her womanfriends to drink wine and dance and do 'girl things' and the man goes out with his manfriends to either bro it out over pizzas and beers or go to a strip joint. And what happened in this episode? Tabs went out with her womanfriend drinking wine and dancing. Dil bro'd it out with his manfriend over pizza. I can totally see why Dan felt like it was a bit grim and gender-rolly. It so happened to be the natural choice (as it so often is, hence tradition) so I also get why they went with is because really, what other option was there?

And I really am speaking from experience here. Many of my relatives and people who just didn't know me that well expected me to go out dancing with the girls and drink out of dick straws but in actuality more than half of my friends are male and I'd have rather gone paintballing tbh. I felt the gender-role pressure, so I can see where Dan is coming from 100%.

Times like this, I honestly think back to Dan's diss where he said people would say the way he makes toast is problematic. I don't understand how he's held to this perfect level of social awareness where even two casual mentions in a video are considered out of place and too much, despite being considered problematic for saying the word 'bitch' no less than 2 days ago. And yet Phil is left unaccountable for any of this shit because what, he just doesn't bother to address anything at all ever?

In that sense, would you rather Dan just shut up about it? I wouldn't. I like that he speaks his mind, even if sometimes it doesn't quite come out right, although I don't think this is one of those times. I got what he meant. And we all wonder where his crippling anxiety over his output comes from? He gets picked apart because he gives more and whilst I understand that (its more fodder, just like speculation over his sexuality) it sometimes frustrates me when even on a friendly forum like this he gets picked apart for about 10 seconds of a half hour video.
for your whole post.
Also in that case I am surprised a lot of people didn't get what he was saying. Girls only with girls expected to do something stereotypical and boys only with boys expected to do something stereotypical...

But anyways, I think I need to rewatch that video because I thought it was very underwhelming and kinda boring (apart for the suits). Granted it was like 2am so maybe I missed a lot of the bants you all are fussing about. But yeah, I think they honestly hyped it too much and I hyped it too much in my head because them going to the spa or camping were greatly better episodes imo.
I do love that we are seeing the effect of their cheeky change of personality settings (the thing when they made them both really flirty I think) with all the shameless text flirting. Or maybe it happens all the time in the Sims before a wedding to get last minute flirty texts?? I don't play the game so I have no clue.

For the youtubers react video OMG. First time ever that I enjoyed one of their videos so much! Like Dan was so into it and so hot reacting to those things. It gave me heart palpitations and i took one billion screenshots. and Phil was so much more involved and chatty than usual! Was so great. I wish they had answered the questions about what they find weirdly satisfying. The editing of the bros is always so shit. They should just put Dan and Phil's uncut reactions. thanks
If you’re attracted to somebody, you’ll want them to sniff you eventually - Dan
*Phil is turned on by Dan's brilliance* *they kiss* *they have sex in the microwave* - Oqua (actually Phil)
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suuuper late, been sleeping for, like, 12 hours and missed everything

- loved Phil's liveshow (speaking of gender roles, loved that he talked about the typical horror trope "woman being stalked by a murderous man" in The Terminator and her being kinda badass in the sequel)
- didn't care for YTR (seems like I'm the only one, but idc for their looks and I particularly didn't appreciate the fact that we didn't get Deppy's answer to the "what do you find oddly satisfying" question :sideeye: )
- the Sims vid was pleasant, but uneventful (except for 20:22, thanks bluewho for posting the screenshot and another thing which was kinda TATINOF spoiler-y?
so, was Dan's (exaggerated) excitement over the new microwave a TATINOF reference? that explains the "I'm going to have the most fun I've ever had" right after that or am I reading too much in it?)
Dan wants to be understood. Phil just wants to make the viewer smile and sell some backpacks (c) fancybum
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[offtopic]
Sorry for being offtopic and bringing an "old" post back but
spider wrote: Dan's wavy hair is so beautiful. Like art. When I saw it I thought of the famous artwork The Great Wave off Kanagawa.

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This morning during my very boring linguistic lesson, the teacher had this artwork as her laptop background and during 2h I couldn't help but think about Dan's wavy hair so thanks for that Spidey :platonic:

isn't it sad that I didn't know that artwork before Dan's curly hair ? Probably :lol:
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Anyway back on topic now, the dil video was ... nice. I don't know why I was expecting something unusual to happen during the wedding since people were saying that Dan said something out of ordinary would take place but nothing that unusual happened. I'm not that much into marriages anyway so it might explain a bit my boringness throughout the video. But I liked the video somewhat and probably will watch it again. I'm more looking forward to Dil and Tabitha to have children though :D .
third edit woo for those of you who liked Dan's noises during the react video, check out 1.25 you're welks ;) ;)
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Diyes_Celine wrote: They should have decorated more. I was expecting to see bridezilla!Dan. Disappoints.

SAME! I was lowkey hoping Phil would get the Luxury Party Stuff Pack for the wedding, since so many episodes have been based around expansion packs, and Dan would get to use all the black sequined items.

16:45 for the fancy furniture
realeyesrealize wrote: where was the drama?? In the video they said that after everything Dil had gone through he deserved a nice, relaxed wedding. However, Dan promised there would be some drama happening.. why do you think they changed their mind? Or did he say it just for the sake of keeping us engaged and exicted?
I think Dan was expecting Drama because weird stuff usually happens in the sims. They don’t generally have to engineer it, the game is just weirdly unpredictable, and this time the unpredictable thing was the lack of weirdness. They could have made Drama out of the lack of cake (you can see that they built an extra kitchen after buying the cheff’s station, and possibly either hired an additional caterer or made Dil or Tabbitha bake the cake themselves, because they said that Mia Yang hadn’t done anything), but chose to cut that part in editing. Probably they didn’t want the video to be too long, but personally I think it’s a shame – I would have liked to watch them frantically buying kitchen appliances.

eevee wrote: Dan wanted them to be the same age to get married........I'm sure you know what I'm getting at and why that's odd to me. It would make more sense if Tabitha was like a teen and Dil was an adult but he said Tabitha was a young adult sooooo
lurktacular wrote: Age thing: there are specific blocks of ages in Sims for those unawares, and I can definitely see why they'd want Tabitha to be a grown ass adult especially since Dil is. Can't be having their teenage audience getting the impression they're down for a grown man to be marrying a YA girl - it wasn't so long ago Dan was regularly harassed with 'how young would you date?!?!?' so yeah. Makes sense. [If a bit hypocritical lololol]
I think the decision to age up Tabitha was more to do with game mechanics than PCness or their own views on age gaps in relationships. Given that they’re playing this for the entertainment of others and need to be in control of the story they’re telling, I think they probably turned off aging (which you can do very easily at any time in the game settings) shortly after Dil’s birthday. The next age block after Adult is Elder, and they can’t have him spontaneously turning into an elder before they’re ready for him to have kids; they have to keep control of the story progression. If ageing is off, Tabitha won’t age either, unless they age her up like they did in the video. If they’ve done what I think they’ve done, both sims are now frozen at or near the start of the Adult life stage. When Dan and Phil are ready, they can set lifespan to short (or medium, or long), turn aging back on, wait, and then go “oh no, he’s going to be an elder in 3 days, there’s nothing we can do we have to make him live his dreams before he’s old!”.
fancynancy wrote: ok, watched it again aaaand I noticed that hint at try for baby at the end and ugh seriously children? gross, i’m hoping they abandon Dil before that actually happens
If I was them I’d have Dil and Tabitha have kids, bring the kids up, age them up to YAs and then move the kids out into their own homes but keep the story following Dil and Tabitha. Dil and Tabitha age and die, and they can end the let’s play there if they want to because they’re not following the lives of the children. A lot of people are looking forward to watching Dan and Phil raise a digital child from the child stage. They know that. I don’t think they’ll decide to disappoint.

Winston wrote: Random: It bugs me that in every Sims video Tabitha does not wash her hands after using the toilet, but Phil always does. Just me....OK. (What does this say about me?)
Generally Sims will autonomously was their hands every time they use (or even flush) a toilet, unless you cancel the action. If Tabitha isn’t doing that she may have the Slob trait. I just tested this and slob sims do not autonomously flush the toilet or wash their hands after using it. Childish sims who aren’t slobs (we know Tabitha is childish because she can play with the Triceratops) do wash their hands and flush the toilet.

fancybum wrote: RE gender roles:

‘gender roles gender roles dan break gender roles dan do this do that yas break those gender roles'
dan: mentions gender roles 2 times in a video
‘wow dan clam it down a smidge about gender roles’

Was it 2 times too many? 1? How much is too much when it’s the other way round, when it’s a cacophony of people directing it at Dan? I wonder why it could possibly be on his damn mind.

Actual gender role mentions:

7:25
"we should have them separate out and have some fun, because, you know, gender roles”
13:45
“Dan and Phil have not done anything to smash gender roles”

God Dan gets nitpicked incessantly over every single little thing, every stray word, and it stresses me out.

lurktactular wrote: Yes its also 'tradition' but the tradition is the woman goes out with her womanfriends to drink wine and dance and do 'girl things' and the man goes out with his manfriends to either bro it out over pizzas and beers or go to a strip joint. And what happened in this episode? Tabs went out with her womanfriend drinking wine and dancing. Dil bro'd it out with his manfriend over pizza. I can totally see why Dan felt like it was a bit grim and gender-rolly. It so happened to be the natural choice (as it so often is, hence tradition) so I also get why they went with is because really, what other option was there?

And I really am speaking from experience here. Many of my relatives and people who just didn't know me that well expected me to go out dancing with the girls and drink out of dick straws but in actuality more than half of my friends are male and I'd have rather gone paintballing tbh. I felt the gender-role pressure, so I can see where Dan is coming from 100%.

Times like this, I honestly think back to Dan's diss where he said people would say the way he makes toast is problematic. I don't understand how he's held to this perfect level of social awareness where even two casual mentions in a video are considered out of place and too much, despite being considered problematic for saying the word 'bitch' no less than 2 days ago. And yet Phil is left unaccountable for any of this shit because what, he just doesn't bother to address anything at all ever?

In that sense, would you rather Dan just shut up about it? I wouldn't. I like that he speaks his mind, even if sometimes it doesn't quite come out right, although I don't think this is one of those times. I got what he meant. And we all wonder where his crippling anxiety over his output comes from? He gets picked apart because he gives more and whilst I understand that (its more fodder, just like speculation over his sexuality) it sometimes frustrates me when even on a friendly forum like this he gets picked apart for about 10 seconds of a half hour video.
taetaewl wrote: And Dan; if you are so against society and its gender rolls... why don't you just go against it? Or move out to the woods? lol. Not hating but I feel like he has been going on and on about this for a few weeks now without reaching a climax. Or he just got soo inspired by some artist and the world of "aesthetic" that he himself want to be one of them...
Dan Howell 6th September 2016 wrote: Cos my whole thing is, I feel like, society, you don’t need to pay attention to it, you know, rules and stereotypes, roles and rules. They’re all meaningless. And yet, would I feel comfortable going outside in a pink mini-skirt? I don’t think I would right now, but why? I just said that there’s no reason for that. Interesting philosophical questions. … It’s all society’s fault isn’t it. We need to destroy society.
Maybe something he’s still figuring out? Cut the guy some slack. :roll:
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I'm rewatching the liveshow with your commentary

bluewho thanks for owning up to your kink :lol: And that Daddy part was hilarious. I think everything Phil does goes over our heads because we honestly just expect something innocent or even if we don't we tend to miss things he says because he's subtle AF. Takes a moment of silence for all the Phil! Daddykink fics

Honestly never thought Dan actually had a daddy!kink but it seems to be an obsession with the fandom. I think partly because they tend to associate topping with dominance and age difference with daddy kink except that deppy are only 4 years apart ;) I wonder if they ironically try it out in their spare time
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I can't believe I am making this post, but just wanted to clarify: having the opinion that a "Daddy's Little Girl" wedding arbor is a bit strange doesn't necessarily mean one doesn't engage in daddy kink. Not that I would know...
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Phil's livestream timestamps - less fanfic-like, more just basic timestamps since I did them during work.
:20 - I love that they both evaded making fans pay for younow rewatches by using tumblr.
:38 - "Voldemort"
1:11 - "I'm such a mess." There's something going on lately where they're more freely/openly using the same speech patterns. I like it, though people who want to see them as individuals probably won't.
1:58 - "There's something to wikipedia later."
2:29 - Burritos, good choice. Chicken, black beans, lime rice - I would go for the cheese too but a+ burrito order.
3:26 - "Me and Dan, wearing suits."
4:11 - He's used the phrase "set on fire" or "on fire" so much in this ls already.
5:10 - Them cuddled up on the sofa with cocoa watching Stranger Things. Yes.
5:28 - Everyone says he's pronouncing Adidas wrong, how else would you say it? I've only heard it the way he's pronouncing it.
5:53 - "wasn't allowed the good shoes" - strict parents mention #1
7:15 - "Woke up quite early" and looked through drawers
7:51 - Aw, singing.
8:00 - "our apartment"
9:28 - "Anus. That was the first thing I saw. Anus." ... "Grow up, Phil. Okay."
9:53 - Caregiver Phil. Someone give him a child or child-replacement-puppy stat pls.
10:08 - 'My little younow project.' I am a fan of Phil doing younow projects. I think he gets excited about having a staple for the show so it's not just 45 minutes to an hour of rambling.
10:50 - Ant world - (neutral). Worm world - ugh, gross. Bug safari - that sounds exciting. Microscrope - lame. Snail Land - (neutral). Spider World - are you kidding? No thanks. And ladybird world - (neutral).
12:15 - Sniffffff.
12:23 - Better night sleeps.
12:30 - "since we got back from Australia"
13:41 - his little laugh mid-sentence ugh, amazing
13:55 - Dan Terminator story.
14:03 - "got us terminator to watch"
14:20 - Phil pointing out that the second movie avoids the gendered trope of the first (w/woman being helpless).
15:02 - "Parents would only let me watch about six movies" - strict parent mention #2
15:08 - "What else did I watch? Gremlins 2, Beetlejuice, Jurassic Park as well. Jurassic Park when I was a bit older. Jurassic Park or Mr. Bean story.
15:35 - "I'm nostalgic for it, Alfred." I can't avoid thinking about the theory that they make up random male names for each other in livestreams to reply. Is there really an Alfred watching them?
16:10 - "My computer is being weird." or Dan is messaging him
16:33 - audiobook/enhanced ebook talk
17:20 - They like exploring new tech. I do believe this.
17:49 - Christmas or Halloween baking video
18:32 - "I like the tiger face." and a weird roar
18:55 - "If I see cherry blossoms... sweet mems." Going back to Japan "maybe next year."
19:21 - how far are you on Avatar? "we're rushing through it"
21:06 - Turning the laptop away while he gets up - bc he's not wearing pants? Bc of something on the shelf? Generally just paranoid about not having scoped out the area beforehand.
22:12 - That ingrained politeness with thanking someone for a compliment before agreeing.
22:32 - Live a little, Phil. Enjoy your PSL now.
23:19 - Something else he gets nervous about in interviews, maybe.
22:39 - Aw, yay for The Neverending Story.
24:04 - Is Dan d-slice or is Dil d-slice?
25:03 - Pralines and cream 5/5 ice cream.
25:19 - Betterware catalog phone printing story.
27:23 - Phil is impressed by the bottle.
28:02 - "quite hyped for arrival"
29:04 - He likes the punny premium messages.
29:05 to 29:31 - This whole bit is just amazing. laugh and aqueaky voice and 'what is my life'
30:52 - Weird shaped ears.
31:41 - "watched episode one [x-factor] with my friends"
31:06 - "my favorite thing is just watching other people and judging"
32:23 - his usage of the phrase "constructed reality" is interesting to me
32:48 - "I was just talking about having pineapple on a pizza with Dan."
32:58 - "But not on a pizza. You can't have pineapple and meat and cheese and tomato at the same time. [disgusted face] That's that face. That's what the Hawaiian pizza gets. [face again] It's wrong. It's so wrong." in which phil expresses The Only Good and True and Right Opinion on the atrocity of pineapple on pizza
33:46 - re: Mario on iphone "I feel like i'll complete it in about twenty minutes." wow perfect length to film
34:27 - The Witcher 3. "I played it for about ten hours and we got to a town called Novagrad and it was so long, there was a million quests and they were all really similar, like going to fetch something, going to buy something, going to upgrade something, and I just kind of fell out with it a bit. It just got a bit boring. But Dan's continued playing on my save and it's just got really cool and exciting and snowy and now I kind of regret not going through the trudge of the city. But yeah, I'm not playing it anymore." Do they even share game saves? It sounds like they are just watching each other play but swapped off on who was actually playing.
35:05 - Phil says they're picking photos from the photoshoot, Dan indicated he didn't know what youtube was doing with the photos. I wonder if they pushed for more control?
38:20 - Fly/venus flytrap. I love softhearted Phil when it comes to animals/living things.
39:21 - GCSE: Art, German, Geography, English Language, RE
41:05 - "panda thing"
41:42 - "Let's not relax about Panda conservation just yet."
42:57 - Probably left Captain America shirt on the American tour bus.
43:28 - "I love it when I hear people made friends because of our videos."
43:43 - If he could be any animal, he'd want to be a domesticated one.
45:26 - howling

Phanshows cuts off before the whistling, but since Phil can't whistle I'll go ahead and say that was definitely Dan popping in at the very end.
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alittledizzy wrote:Phil's livestream timestamps - less fanfic-like, more just basic timestamps since I did them during work.
:20 - I love that they both evaded making fans pay for younow rewatches by using tumblr.
:38 - "Voldemort"
1:11 - "I'm such a mess." There's something going on lately where they're more freely/openly using the same speech patterns. I like it, though people who want to see them as individuals probably won't.
1:58 - "There's something to wikipedia later."
2:29 - Burritos, good choice. Chicken, black beans, lime rice - I would go for the cheese too but a+ burrito order.
3:26 - "Me and Dan, wearing suits."
4:11 - He's used the phrase "set on fire" or "on fire" so much in this ls already.
5:10 - Them cuddled up on the sofa with cocoa watching Stranger Things. Yes.
5:28 - Everyone says he's pronouncing Adidas wrong, how else would you say it? I've only heard it the way he's pronouncing it.
5:53 - "wasn't allowed the good shoes" - strict parents mention #1
7:15 - "Woke up quite early" and looked through drawers
7:51 - Aw, singing.
8:00 - "our apartment"
9:28 - "Anus. That was the first thing I saw. Anus." ... "Grow up, Phil. Okay."
9:53 - Caregiver Phil. Someone give him a child or child-replacement-puppy stat pls.
10:08 - 'My little younow project.' I am a fan of Phil doing younow projects. I think he gets excited about having a staple for the show so it's not just 45 minutes to an hour of rambling.
10:50 - Ant world - (neutral). Worm world - ugh, gross. Bug safari - that sounds exciting. Microscrope - lame. Snail Land - (neutral). Spider World - are you kidding? No thanks. And ladybird world - (neutral).
12:15 - Sniffffff.
12:23 - Better night sleeps.
12:30 - "since we got back from Australia"
13:41 - his little laugh mid-sentence ugh, amazing
13:55 - Dan Terminator story.
14:03 - "got us terminator to watch"
14:20 - Phil pointing out that the second movie avoids the gendered trope of the first (w/woman being helpless).
15:02 - "Parents would only let me watch about six movies" - strict parent mention #2
15:08 - "What else did I watch? Gremlins 2, Beetlejuice, Jurassic Park as well. Jurassic Park when I was a bit older. Jurassic Park or Mr. Bean story.
15:35 - "I'm nostalgic for it, Alfred." I can't avoid thinking about the theory that they make up random male names for each other in livestreams to reply. Is there really an Alfred watching them?
16:10 - "My computer is being weird." or Dan is messaging him
16:33 - audiobook/enhanced ebook talk
17:20 - They like exploring new tech. I do believe this.
17:49 - Christmas or Halloween baking video
18:32 - "I like the tiger face." and a weird roar
18:55 - "If I see cherry blossoms... sweet mems." Going back to Japan "maybe next year."
19:21 - how far are you on Avatar? "we're rushing through it"
21:06 - Turning the laptop away while he gets up - bc he's not wearing pants? Bc of something on the shelf? Generally just paranoid about not having scoped out the area beforehand.
22:12 - That ingrained politeness with thanking someone for a compliment before agreeing.
22:32 - Live a little, Phil. Enjoy your PSL now.
23:19 - Something else he gets nervous about in interviews, maybe.
22:39 - Aw, yay for The Neverending Story.
24:04 - Is Dan d-slice or is Dil d-slice?
25:03 - Pralines and cream 5/5 ice cream.
25:19 - Betterware catalog phone printing story.
27:23 - Phil is impressed by the bottle.
28:02 - "quite hyped for arrival"
29:04 - He likes the punny premium messages.
29:05 to 29:31 - This whole bit is just amazing. laugh and aqueaky voice and 'what is my life'
30:52 - Weird shaped ears.
31:41 - "watched episode one [x-factor] with my friends"
31:06 - "my favorite thing is just watching other people and judging"
32:23 - his usage of the phrase "constructed reality" is interesting to me
32:48 - "I was just talking about having pineapple on a pizza with Dan."
32:58 - "But not on a pizza. You can't have pineapple and meat and cheese and tomato at the same time. [disgusted face] That's that face. That's what the Hawaiian pizza gets. [face again] It's wrong. It's so wrong." in which phil expresses The Only Good and True and Right Opinion on the atrocity of pineapple on pizza
33:46 - re: Mario on iphone "I feel like i'll complete it in about twenty minutes." wow perfect length to film
34:27 - The Witcher 3. "I played it for about ten hours and we got to a town called Novagrad and it was so long, there was a million quests and they were all really similar, like going to fetch something, going to buy something, going to upgrade something, and I just kind of fell out with it a bit. It just got a bit boring. But Dan's continued playing on my save and it's just got really cool and exciting and snowy and now I kind of regret not going through the trudge of the city. But yeah, I'm not playing it anymore." Do they even share game saves? It sounds like they are just watching each other play but swapped off on who was actually playing.
35:05 - Phil says they're picking photos from the photoshoot, Dan indicated he didn't know what youtube was doing with the photos. I wonder if they pushed for more control?
38:20 - Fly/venus flytrap. I love softhearted Phil when it comes to animals/living things.
39:21 - GCSE: Art, German, Geography, English Language, RE
41:05 - "panda thing"
41:42 - "Let's not relax about Panda conservation just yet."
42:57 - Probably left Captain America shirt on the American tour bus.
43:28 - "I love it when I hear people made friends because of our videos."
43:43 - If he could be any animal, he'd want to be a domesticated one.
45:26 - howling

Phanshows cuts off before the whistling, but since Phil can't whistle I'll go ahead and say that was definitely Dan popping in at the very end.

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Also the end of Phil's liveshow was hilarious first with the on point howl (it's paired with a matching furry suit fight me) and then him not being logged out. I wish there were slip ups with them but as rizzo kindly put it: they probably triple check that their accounts are off the throw their laptops into the washing machine :lol: Whatchya you hiding there Phillip?! Also he's hella sneaky about leaving liveshows and always keep ls track of the time so he can leave early. He will purposely read comments like "oh I just arrived" then say "great but I'm just about to leave". I wonder if he makes those question up- I'm onto you Philly I just think he doesn't enjoy it as much because while Dan treats a liveshow as a therapeutic way to rant to people Phil doesn't roll that way and instead gives us more details about his day, interests rather then his emotional state, maybe because he only shares those things with people he's comfortable with or keeps it to himself. Doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy them from time to time but instead that he's a type of person that is less comfortable with a group of strangers then Dan is

philena trust me I agree! No one thinks a "Daddy's Little Girl" banner is appropriate in a wedding unless it's Vegas :D
(Also I've been posting a lot forgive me I have too much free time on my hands rn)
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Question for British folks or anyone who knows about GCSEs: what does "RE" stand for? Phil mentioned that it was one of his in the ls yesterday and when I searched for it, it looks like it's religious studies (for instance: http://www.redhill.dudley.sch.uk/media/ ... -Guide.pdf)? Is that correct?
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starlight-still wrote:Question for British folks or anyone who knows about GCSEs: what does "RE" stand for? Phil mentioned that it was one of his in the ls yesterday and when I searched for it, it looks like it's religious studies (for instance: http://www.redhill.dudley.sch.uk/media/ ... -Guide.pdf)? Is that correct?
Yep Religious Education. It's compulsory in most schools but only really focuses on Christianity and Islam unless you choose to do it at A-Level.
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antigone wrote:
starlight-still wrote:Question for British folks or anyone who knows about GCSEs: what does "RE" stand for? Phil mentioned that it was one of his in the ls yesterday and when I searched for it, it looks like it's religious studies (for instance: http://www.redhill.dudley.sch.uk/media/ ... -Guide.pdf)? Is that correct?
Yep Religious Education. It's compulsory in most schools but only really focuses on Christianity and Islam unless you choose to do it at A-Level.
Ah, OK- thanks, antigone! :platonic:
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Yep, RE is religious education. Usually all about different religions. I got a prize in it one year and I think it was possibly because I was the only one in the whole class who behaved. Definitely thought of as not a proper subject.
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Lol this is too real. Not gonna lie, I don't find it hugely relative to Deppy; only in places but when it registers it really registers lol, it's just brilliant.



Dan also uploaded an interesting video; it is refreshing to see creators posting their more honest opinions.

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Mandy, I've always heard Adidas pronounced as Addy-das (stress on the first syllable).
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alittledizzy wrote:Phil's livestream timestamps - less fanfic-like, more just basic timestamps since I did them during work.
:20 - I love that they both evaded making fans pay for younow rewatches by using tumblr.
:38 - "Voldemort"
1:11 - "I'm such a mess." There's something going on lately where they're more freely/openly using the same speech patterns. I like it, though people who want to see them as individuals probably won't.
1:58 - "There's something to wikipedia later."
2:29 - Burritos, good choice. Chicken, black beans, lime rice - I would go for the cheese too but a+ burrito order.
3:26 - "Me and Dan, wearing suits."
4:11 - He's used the phrase "set on fire" or "on fire" so much in this ls already.
5:10 - Them cuddled up on the sofa with cocoa watching Stranger Things. Yes.
5:28 - Everyone says he's pronouncing Adidas wrong, how else would you say it? I've only heard it the way he's pronouncing it.
5:53 - "wasn't allowed the good shoes" - strict parents mention #1
7:15 - "Woke up quite early" and looked through drawers
7:51 - Aw, singing.
8:00 - "our apartment"
9:28 - "Anus. That was the first thing I saw. Anus." ... "Grow up, Phil. Okay."
9:53 - Caregiver Phil. Someone give him a child or child-replacement-puppy stat pls.
10:08 - 'My little younow project.' I am a fan of Phil doing younow projects. I think he gets excited about having a staple for the show so it's not just 45 minutes to an hour of rambling.
10:50 - Ant world - (neutral). Worm world - ugh, gross. Bug safari - that sounds exciting. Microscrope - lame. Snail Land - (neutral). Spider World - are you kidding? No thanks. And ladybird world - (neutral).
12:15 - Sniffffff.
12:23 - Better night sleeps.
12:30 - "since we got back from Australia"
13:41 - his little laugh mid-sentence ugh, amazing
13:55 - Dan Terminator story.
14:03 - "got us terminator to watch"
14:20 - Phil pointing out that the second movie avoids the gendered trope of the first (w/woman being helpless).
15:02 - "Parents would only let me watch about six movies" - strict parent mention #2
15:08 - "What else did I watch? Gremlins 2, Beetlejuice, Jurassic Park as well. Jurassic Park when I was a bit older. Jurassic Park or Mr. Bean story.
15:35 - "I'm nostalgic for it, Alfred." I can't avoid thinking about the theory that they make up random male names for each other in livestreams to reply. Is there really an Alfred watching them?
16:10 - "My computer is being weird." or Dan is messaging him
16:33 - audiobook/enhanced ebook talk
17:20 - They like exploring new tech. I do believe this.
17:49 - Christmas or Halloween baking video
18:32 - "I like the tiger face." and a weird roar
18:55 - "If I see cherry blossoms... sweet mems." Going back to Japan "maybe next year."
19:21 - how far are you on Avatar? "we're rushing through it"
21:06 - Turning the laptop away while he gets up - bc he's not wearing pants? Bc of something on the shelf? Generally just paranoid about not having scoped out the area beforehand.
22:12 - That ingrained politeness with thanking someone for a compliment before agreeing.
22:32 - Live a little, Phil. Enjoy your PSL now.
23:19 - Something else he gets nervous about in interviews, maybe.
22:39 - Aw, yay for The Neverending Story.
24:04 - Is Dan d-slice or is Dil d-slice?
25:03 - Pralines and cream 5/5 ice cream.
25:19 - Betterware catalog phone printing story.
27:23 - Phil is impressed by the bottle.
28:02 - "quite hyped for arrival"
29:04 - He likes the punny premium messages.
29:05 to 29:31 - This whole bit is just amazing. laugh and aqueaky voice and 'what is my life'
30:52 - Weird shaped ears.
31:41 - "watched episode one [x-factor] with my friends"
31:06 - "my favorite thing is just watching other people and judging"
32:23 - his usage of the phrase "constructed reality" is interesting to me
32:48 - "I was just talking about having pineapple on a pizza with Dan."
32:58 - "But not on a pizza. You can't have pineapple and meat and cheese and tomato at the same time. [disgusted face] That's that face. That's what the Hawaiian pizza gets. [face again] It's wrong. It's so wrong." in which phil expresses The Only Good and True and Right Opinion on the atrocity of pineapple on pizza
33:46 - re: Mario on iphone "I feel like i'll complete it in about twenty minutes." wow perfect length to film
34:27 - The Witcher 3. "I played it for about ten hours and we got to a town called Novagrad and it was so long, there was a million quests and they were all really similar, like going to fetch something, going to buy something, going to upgrade something, and I just kind of fell out with it a bit. It just got a bit boring. But Dan's continued playing on my save and it's just got really cool and exciting and snowy and now I kind of regret not going through the trudge of the city. But yeah, I'm not playing it anymore." Do they even share game saves? It sounds like they are just watching each other play but swapped off on who was actually playing.
35:05 - Phil says they're picking photos from the photoshoot, Dan indicated he didn't know what youtube was doing with the photos. I wonder if they pushed for more control?
38:20 - Fly/venus flytrap. I love softhearted Phil when it comes to animals/living things.
39:21 - GCSE: Art, German, Geography, English Language, RE
41:05 - "panda thing"
41:42 - "Let's not relax about Panda conservation just yet."
42:57 - Probably left Captain America shirt on the American tour bus.
43:28 - "I love it when I hear people made friends because of our videos."
43:43 - If he could be any animal, he'd want to be a domesticated one.
45:26 - howling

Phanshows cuts off before the whistling, but since Phil can't whistle I'll go ahead and say that was definitely Dan popping in at the very end.
Nice I can never do timestamps because I hardly ever pause to see when is what.

Glad you enjoy it kuen! :D

How to pronounce Adidas. I pronounced it in the European way.
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mysterylovescompany wrote:Mandy, I've always heard Adidas pronounced as Addy-das (stress on the first syllable).
I pronounced it like addy-das to my friend and he was like no no no, it's ah-dee-das.
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For people who don't get the UK education system, Phil definitely did more GCSEs than just Art, German, Geography, English Language, RE. It's commonplace for students to do at least 8-10 GCSEs so he did more than this (definitely at least English Lit and Maths and some kind of science on top of the ones he named).

Addy-das is definitely correct idc
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“what would our perfect stag night/evening be?”
“eating pizza and watching tv…”

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For GCSEs, everyone has to do Maths, Science, and English. The Science can be a combined science course which is worth two GCSEs, or the three sciences separately (Biology, Chemistry, Physics). Schools which divide students into different classes based on ability in the subject usually put the higher sets in for the more demanding separate science exams, and put the lower sets in for the combined science exams. In my school there were about 7 science classes in my year, and only the top two did the 3 sciences separately.

Phil is nearly 10 years older than me, so the rules on how much English is required may have changed slightly. What he said sounds a bit like everyone was required to do English Literature, and English Language was offered as an additional subject option. Or maybe everyone had to do English Language, and English Literature was an additional subject which he chose not to take. Maybe everyone got to choose between Literature and Language, but that seems less likely to me knowing how GCSE requirements usually work.

Probable Phil GCSEs:
Art
German
Geography
Religious Education
English Language
Maths
Science (x2 or x3)
English Literature?

That would be 8, 9, or 10, all of which are pretty usual numbers to do. Some schools push brighter students to take 12 or 13, but other schools put them in for fewer to give them the best chance of getting the highest grades.

[offtopic]The Government is now promoting something called the English Baccalaureate, which encourages schools to get students to take at least one Modern Foreign Language and either History or Geography. This wasn't in place when Phil did his GCSEs, but it was common for schools to encourage students to take a range of subjects, which Phil did.[/offtopic]
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Something else from the wedding vid: Tabitha (the younger sim!) now being taller, “but maybe they’re the same height and Dil’s got bad posture”

Remind you of anyone…?! :D

BisexualShoeMarriage wrote:For GCSEs, everyone has to do Maths, Science, and English. The Science can be a combined science course which is worth two GCSEs, or the three sciences separately (Biology, Chemistry, Physics). Schools which divide students into different classes based on ability in the subject usually put the higher sets in for the more demanding separate science exams, and put the lower sets in for the combined science exams. In my school there were about 7 science classes in my year, and only the top two did the 3 sciences separately.

Phil is nearly 10 years older than me, so the rules on how much English is required may have changed slightly. What he said sounds a bit like everyone was required to do English Literature, and English Language was offered as an additional subject option. Or maybe everyone had to do English Language, and English Literature was an additional subject which he chose not to take. Maybe everyone got to choose between Literature and Language, but that seems less likely to me knowing how GCSE requirements usually work.

Probable Phil GCSEs:
Art
German
Geography
Religious Education
English Language
Maths
Science (x2 or x3)
English Literature?

That would be 8, 9, or 10, all of which are pretty usual numbers to do. Some schools push brighter students to take 12 or 13, but other schools put them in for fewer to give them the best chance of getting the highest grades.
There was also a "Single-Award Science" which was 1 GCSE back when Phil would have been doing it. (That said, that was the easy option for the kids that struggled at my school, so...) And it's English Language (or, as written on my GCSE certificate "Speaking and Writing" that was the compulsory. MFL was also compulsory at the time too. (I'm old. One of you young'uns bring me my cane and slippers!)
Judging solely on the fact Phil went to a grammar school, he'd have been more than likely doing separate sciences, and 10 subjects minimum.
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So yesterday Twitch streamer/old school youtuber MattG apparently had a go at Dan and Phil (mostly Dan) during a gaming stream.


(ty jesp!)

For anyone that doesn't want to watch, I typed it out under the spoiler tag.
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(2:05:50) "Several Dan and Phil fictions. Ah. They're all dumb. Anybody who writes stories about people fucking is dumb. I don't know. I think I'm the only person who, uh, has that opinion, but that's just me, I don't care. I'm fairly certain a lot of people - yeah yeah I think you're right, a lot of people are just like, you know, what if Dan and Phil fucked with blood? Here's my story about that. I don't know. Have your fantasies, just don't write them down and try and make them disgusting for people who enjoy - I don't know. I just don't understand the appeal of writing fanfictions about people. Of course, I don't like reading either, so."

(2:07:44) "Why do people dislike Dan? I don't know, maybe because he's an asshole. I'm glad that more than just I dislike him, because I was starting to feel like an asshole for disliking him, but. I'm glad that it's the popular opinion and not just mine."

(2:09:58) "All I'll say is I don't get to talk to Phil no more. Ahm. Used to talk to him at conventions and now I don't 'cause... 'cause I don't get to. It's not a thing I'm allowed to do."
His tweets to Phil go back to early 2009 and there are vlogs of them hanging out at youtube conventions circa 2012/2013. His implication seems to be that Dan forbid Phil from talking to him, though he doesn't specifically link Dan being an asshole to him not being allowed to talk to Phil so I guess that's open for some interpretation.
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Super late but spoilering my own two cents on the discussed topics because why the hell not :lol:

Consent:
A dark sense of humour does not fit all people and personalities. I joke a lot about suicide, depression, nihilism, existentialism, a lot of really grim topics that most people don't find funny. But this is where I draw a distinction: I don't joke about [x] because I find it funny, I joke about [x] because for me it's comforting and coping to make light of bad things in my life. I struggle with my own existence all the time. I need effort to lift my head off my pillow every day. Making a joke out of suicide makes it seem less like a threatening and serious cloud over my head. Fear of a topic only increases fear of the thing itself. If I can laugh at what scares me, ie. death, loneliness, loss, pain, then it's not so scary.

Kind of like laughing at a Boggart in your closet. :thumb: I can understand why Dan jokes about it. The guy is subjected to a lot of things without his consent and he's not "allowed" to speak up about it honestly. His jokes on consent are always reminders that it's important. "I did not consent to this", "consent is important", "wow, consent". The victim of consent is never the butt of the joke and that's what is important.
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I understand what Dan meant. Even though at the end of the day it's just one night and a blip in the long life you'll live, stag/hen nights are very tacky overall. The men go and "spend their last night of freedom" with the lads at a strip joint or doing something wild and the women go to male dancer bars or take every pub in town or have vulgar/cheap accessories to signal "hey she's getting married". It's the expected thing to do, so I understand why Dan commented that Tabs and Dil's nights didn't really deviate from the expected norm. I found it unimportant overall to freak out about but I understood what he meant, especially coming from a very conservative area

Also re: someone mentioned his grandmother was religious/conservative, call me wrong but wasn't the rumour in the Unmentionable Place that his grandma was the only one who accepted his bisexuality? I remember discussing this at the time, like his parents never really accepted him (and neither did his brother due to the fame and what it invited) but his grandma always had a soft spot for him. Or maybe this is way off base and I'm waffling, as usual. :lol:


alittledizzy, someone sounds salty that he doesn't get weird fiction written about him

I dunno I honestly don't think one guy like Dan could actually forbid someone from talking to Phil. Phil is a grownass older man who had friends and a life before Dan.

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I just came from Felucca's video of Matt G saying Dan's an asshole and I have to say that's very frustrating he didn't say WHY. Like half spilling is so shit, you are already gossiping so go for it. Cmon now!! But he seemed to have a lot of feelings about the subject.

Also I remember from that playlist 2012 vlog that even then it was obvious Dan and Phil didn't like him and his friends much.
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We support UK's Education department. Even had training regarding the grading system but I really don't get why you need to take different subjects? Is this like for specialization or a requirement for your desired school?
alittledizzy wrote:So yesterday Twitch streamer/old school youtuber MattG apparently had a go at Dan and Phil (mostly Dan) during a gaming stream.


(ty jesp!)

For anyone that doesn't want to watch, I typed it out under the spoiler tag.
full stream link

(2:05:50) "Several Dan and Phil fictions. Ah. They're all dumb. Anybody who writes stories about people fucking is dumb. I don't know. I think I'm the only person who, uh, has that opinion, but that's just me, I don't care. I'm fairly certain a lot of people - yeah yeah I think you're right, a lot of people are just like, you know, what if Dan and Phil fucked with blood? Here's my story about that. I don't know. Have your fantasies, just don't write them down and try and make them disgusting for people who enjoy - I don't know. I just don't understand the appeal of writing fanfictions about people. Of course, I don't like reading either, so."

(2:07:44) "Why do people dislike Dan? I don't know, maybe because he's an asshole. I'm glad that more than just I dislike him, because I was starting to feel like an asshole for disliking him, but. I'm glad that it's the popular opinion and not just mine."

(2:09:58) "All I'll say is I don't get to talk to Phil no more. Ahm. Used to talk to him at conventions and now I don't 'cause... 'cause I don't get to. It's not a thing I'm allowed to do."
His tweets to Phil go back to early 2009 and there are vlogs of them hanging out at youtube conventions circa 2012/2013. His implication seems to be that Dan forbid Phil from talking to him, though he doesn't specifically link Dan being an asshole to him not being allowed to talk to Phil so I guess that's open for some interpretation.
He seemed to be really mad at Dan. Why is not allowed to talk to Phil anymore? Was he like one of the people who lost Phil when Dan entered the picture. He's Phil's Apartment Red friend, right? I'm pretty sure Phil will not stop talking to him because Dan said so. He could have had a fight with Dan just like what happened to Charlie.

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