Dan & Phil Part 24: I got moist for you, Phil

[adonais]

Deodorant in the eye... aka the literal only situation the excuse "I'm not crying I'm just sweating out of my eyeballs" wouldn't work.

I loved the video, like others said it was really nice to see him storytelling. He's so good at it, it's the kind of content of his that got me hooked in the first place.

I sympathise with Phil's airport stress tho, to get all the way through the ordeal of possibly missing a flight to suddenly get "hey i'm blind btw" dropped on you...
We went from a vid with Dan getting Phil cold meds to one where Phil gives Dan eye meds. Have a thing for playing doctor boys?

(Also hi! First post, not too long time a lurker but a long time part of the fanbase.)
(edit: first post AND its top of the page? omg!)

[sassyinamorata]

Ring on dan's finger during the charger part? Just accessory? Promise ring? Anyone seen it before? I don't suspect its really anything, but hey.

Ha I see how it looks like a ring, but its actually the end of a firewire cable sticking out between his fingers

(I'm sorry I'm posting so much these past few days, I'm just living for them and their cute happy selves recently)

Woops, realized that after the third look. Look at me, jumping to delirious conclusions.
Seems like Dan isnt the only one with eye problems.

[mio]

Ughh I'm so happy about this video!! It's actually hilarious.

His story based videos were the reason I started watching him back then (and I checked, the last proper one was two years ago so... )

Anybody else find the scene with him packing last minute and Phil freaking out to be the most domestic thing ever? It's something I've only seen between couples or parents/kids. Either I'm af or they are the most married friends in the history of everything.

OT: yes you can take all kinds of food with you through security. I fly a lot and do it all the time. I even take my own water bottle and fill it up at the washroom at the gate because I'm too stingy to pay 3 bucks for a bottle of water on board

[majitzu]

I love the video, this is the type of content I enjoy the most. But I was getting stress at the tought of Phil passing from "don't gonna make it to the airport" anxiety to "bf is blind" anxiety. He doesn't deserve that.

It remember me so much to his old "panic alarm" story, "sunstroke", "power nap" and "first job" and I love those. Even when they make facepalm and scream "why?" so much.

[teenage_jewitch]

is no one going to mention "after 5 minutes of fingering myself like i was vigorously trying to find my gspot with a time limit" lmao

[Philena]

is no one going to mention "after 5 minutes of fingering myself like i was vigorously trying to find my gspot with a time limit" lmao

Lurktacularr got there first! I lol'd so hard.

I think I'm turning into Louise: "Look at you! Look at both of you!" (Anyone have that gif handy?!) Seriously. When I think they can't get any cuter.

[sassyinamorata]

is no one going to mention "after 5 minutes of fingering myself like i was vigorously trying to find my gspot with a time limit" lmao

He's such a flop, I swear. Leave it to Dan to compare scrubbing his eyeball with fingering himself. Not even surprised at this point.

[Violet Witch]

My favorite part is when he called Phil "Mr. Philip"

[ravenreyes]

i loved the video so much, it was really funny and i definitely laughed quite a bit while also just shaking my head a lot.

i've really missed videos like this one, with storytelling and sketches. he has a way of telling stories that at least i personally find really entertaining. hopefully with most tabinof related things calming down soon it'll get a little bit better.

and there was so much phil! i really feel for him though, i freak out about everything and idk what i would've done if someone i knew just went 'oh btw i might've blinded myself' in the middle of what was already a pretty stressful day lmao

[Catallena]

- If I were Phil I think I would've punched Dan out, did his packing myself and then dragged his body into a taxi to the airport jfc. Also this takes me back to the BBCR1 Confession Roulette where Phil complained about Dan leaving everything to the last minute and being late. It's a miracle #phandivorced hasn't become real in the past few years is what I'm saying.
- 'the bedroom' (jk)
- 'Mr. Philip'
- Phil is gonna kill Dan in his sleep one day like he just has to snap at some point ._.
- 'Didn't wanna raise concern with Phil' Awww.
- Phil is a beautiful cloud and that's all I got from that.
- Phil orders Dan to rinse it out more and I have a thing for authoritive Phil.
- Does Heathrow not have a decent fucking first aid post or something, I'm pretty sure I can march into the one at Schiphol for petty shit like a papercut and they'd help me. Oh Heathrow you awfully shitty airport (I'm assuming they flew from there anyway).
- Dan is a dumb dumb for rubbing his eye.
- lmao @ 'after 5 minutes of fingering myself, like I was trying to find my own G-spot with a time limit...' It doesn't beat 'I was ready for Satan giant cock to erupt from the ground and fuck me up the ass' but it was still grand :')
- I mean... the lady on the phone wasn't wrong. Rinse it out, don't rub, seek medical advice. Standard stuff.
- I have an image of Phil tending to Dan's eye while loudly complaining about how much of a dumbass he is and it's glorious.
- Phil was probably glad that Dan got his eyesight back because playing I Spy is hard with a half blind person.

God I love Danecdotes. Truly some of his greatest videos, he's such a great storyteller.

I rly enjoyed the video but since when can you take a muffin through airport security

It's a solid so... always. I can't guarantee that a security officer with a bad day won't be a dick about it, but there are no international rules against muffins or other solid foods like sandwiches.

[kuensukki]

All the phil mentions and even some bad actor! phil. What more can we ask from life?! It was interesting till the last 3 minutes with the muffin story which dragged a bit but overall nice DINOF video

Smh even when they played confession roulette and Dan got shaded publicly by his boo that he's always late he still does it

Now I'm interested in the third toothbrush theory

Edit: catallena stop reading my mind

[confusedpanda]

Why do they have so many toothbrushes. Phil has an electric one, and Dan "packs' one in his toiletries bag as well. So the three in the toothbrush holder are for...?

Well I mean it could just be extra tooth brush if a friend stays over and they forgot their own. is that uncommon to do? I don't see how it would be a thing or allude to them having s/o.. it sounds like them just them being nice to their guests. Also don't they have a "girl box" in their bathroom supposedly? So that wouldn't surprise me at all if they did this as well. Also who doesn't have extra tooth brushes in their house anyways for guests? Idk if it's just my dentist but they practically hand those out to everyone no matter what.

[boop]

LOVED the video, but can't tell if it's just bc I'm too far up deppy's asses. It almost felt like a throwback to the 2013 danecdotes, but different somehow...(missing some kind of spark? it's probably the nostalgia acting up)

One thing tho - in the vid, Dan says that he filmed ISG 8 right before the flight - but didn't he film it that day he did his instagram story? So either he was only preparing to film the day that he posted on insta, or he lied for the sake of the video...............

[Philena]

Just went to my bathroom to count, and we have 6 toothbrushes on the sink for the two of us, and 1 electric base. It has to do with constant travelling, tbh. We use a new one each time we travel, then bring it home and place it in our respective holders.

[anathema]

Why do they have so many toothbrushes. Phil has an electric one, and Dan "packs' one in his toiletries bag as well. So the three in the toothbrush holder are for...?

Well I mean it could just be extra tooth brush if a friend stays over and they forgot their own. is that uncommon to do? I don't see how it would be a thing or allude to them having s/o.. it sounds like them just them being nice to their guests. Also don't they have a "girl box" in their bathroom supposedly? So that wouldn't surprise me at all if they did this as well. Also who doesn't have extra tooth brushes in their house anyways for guests? Idk if it's just my dentist but they practically hand those out to everyone no matter what.

It could also just be old tooth brushes they're too lazy to throw away? Whenever I get a new toothbrush my old one just sits in the holder for about a month before I actually remember to throw it out, so maybe do the same thing? Or maybe that's just me being weird...

LOVED the video, but can't tell if it's just bc I'm too far up deppy's asses. It almost felt like a throwback to the 2013 danecdotes, but different somehow...(missing some kind of spark? it's probably the nostalgia acting up)

One thing tho - in the vid, Dan says that he filmed ISG 8 right before the flight - but didn't he film it that day he did his instagram story? So either he was only preparing to film the day that he posted on insta, or he lied for the sake of the video...............

I would assume in his insta story he was just getting ready to film. It wouldn't surprise me if he sorts through the emails a few days before he films it. I don't see why he would lie.

[sweetmm]

Thank goodness Phil dyes his hair, by the look of it Dan will give him white hair soon from all the stress.

[Kathrynxjane]

Ugh loved the video. It felt like old Dan again. Maybe he is realising what we all want. More of these videos Dan please.
I just love the way he tells stories with the sketches.

If Dan was my bf, I would be stressing like Phil! It gives me anxiety how someone can pack for a two week trip on the day of the flight!!
Being late for the flight is my worst knightmare.!

[karma_yeah]

What a great video! I laughed and shook my head at Dan the whole way through it. His story telling descriptions are so good, I could really envision it.

Enjoyed the inclusion of the green screen pics, and the Doris bit, -- top notch.

My inner phangirl really appreciated getting the somewhat 'domestic' version of the story. It probably could have been watered down/re-scripted to sound more #platonicbros. So yeah, I'm a happy little right now! Reminds me why I love him/them

(still waiting for a *cough* wedding announcement/video *cough*)

[majitzu]

Look at that pug bag (or whatever it is called)




credits: rosylester on tumblr

[karma_yeah]

I just noticed Phil isn't wearing any shoes in the gif. That means he's not ready to leave either

[anathema]

Look at that pug bag (or whatever it is called)

credits: rosylester on tumblr

Cute!

Also, it looks like we the unicorns decided to actually post something while it's relevent

[mysterylovescompany]

I love that Phil is apparently all ready to go and yet he doesn't have any shoes on. And if Dan is in the bathroom, why is Phil standing at the top of the stairs where the houseplant is? If I were so impatient to leave, I would be on the landing outside the bathroom already, or even further down (takes a little while to haul luggage down stairs). But no biggie.

*cough* I mean, great video, guys! I would say great video to Dan but Phil was namedropped so much and helped make it so the whole thing seems like a joint effort. Which I love, of course. I also adore Danecdotes (soz to those of you who hate the name) and this was such a fun video. I've already watched it twice and will definitely watch it some more. Feels like some old school storytime with Dan.

Hilarious to see Dan referring to himself as a 'chill guy' and then getting all melodramatic about his pistachio cupcake. And poor Phil! I get mundane dreams about forgetting to pack things or arriving late, but I'm not as bad as Dan. At least now we know why Dan had to wear his own merch in Aus ... bc he literally didn't manage to grab a jumper.

[daichii]

really good vid! not just bc it has lost of phil a domestic af but the whole things is really funny...
what made me laugh the most tho was Dan voicing over Phil, like I was expecting phil to talk and then hear dan screaming and it was such a wtf moment that I had to pause the vid just to laugh
i want to think that this is the kind of story he would have hesitated making a vid of (like all the second channel anecdotes he mentioned in his ls) and now he doesnt care anymore which has worked beatifully

[swofro]

Love the imagery of Dan resting his head in Phil's lap as Phil furiously works away at fixing his vision

My fav part of the video, I can't stop thinking about it eventhough it probably didn't happened.

beautiful white cloud of blur

This is also my fav description of Philip from Dan.

The video is so good, I love every single minute of it. Dan is very good at building up a story because usually when other ppl (besides ) make video of sitting down in front of the camera and talk about their experience, I want to doze off.

credits: rosylester on tumblr

Flailing Phil is my fav Phil.

I am the same as Phil, very anxious about not being late for flights and if I travel with someone like Dan, I will spend most of the travel time trying to not strangle him. He deserves the best husband award for being patient all this 7 years

[spider]

Time codes

1:29 'Mr. Philip was having a mild mental breakdown' That's a new pet name.
3:01 'So I grabbed my wash bag. Went to go get my muffin which I hadn't had a chance to eat yet which Phil said was ridiculous' Nagging boyfriend.
3:25 'Thankfully and just like I said we would so everything's fine we made it in time for the flight' Complaining boyfriend.
4:27 'beautiful white cloud of blur'

5:44 'Now in the UK despite various other fuck ups one thing we've definitely got right is free health care' and
6:06 'protect the NHS and all that' Politics mention.

In the parts like 4:03 where there is a picture edited in the background the camera is shaking. That means Dan or Phil is holding the camera instead of putting it on their camera stand. Why did they waste money on a camera stand if they film everything for each other?

Dan said Phil's name 15 times in the video not counting when he said 'we' and 'us'.

This is what Phil said when you couldn't hear his voice.

credits: rosylester on tumblr

1:31 'Come on Dan we're going to miss the flight'
1:43 'The car is leaving now Dan.'
2:43 'Are you ok?'
4:58 'Go to the bathroom. Rinse it out. I'm going to work out how to ?'
Don't know what the last couple words are.

Also can we talk about 'trying to find my own g-spot with a time limit' because bravo Dan. Your past self is melting into himself with horror and we all love it.

Said before that sexuality mentions are old now and should hurry and come out but I am eating my words. This made me