Dan & Phil Part 24: I got moist for you, Phil

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I just watched it again and I started thinking, what if it was the first video of his I had ever watched? And I had no knowledge of who they are or anything about them really, I would just assume that they were a couple. (just like PINOF) Try to watch it like that and it is even more fun. I mean all the Phil mentions, the having him lay down on a bench like Frankenstein's monster while he doctors him in public... THE bedroom..(the fingering joke, possibly alluding to a non straight sexual orientation...).etc. I mean . 2012 Dan would be having a complete mental breakdown. I mean this is the case with a lot of the more recent vids, but not as much as this one. It is just so domestic and boyfriendy. :gg:

#brushgate: We have 5 toothbrushes in our toothbrush holder and 4 more in the cupboard and there are only 2 of us here, so having 3 random spares isn't too weird. From travel and not throwing old ones out... I was just trying to make a vague/subtle dirty joke before, :gg: ;)
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Dan talking about being late and Phil freaking out reminded me of this gem of a video.

Starts at 09:52


10:30:
D: maybe I can get ready earlier so you don't freak out as much about us maybe being late.

10:55
P: true, but can you try and be a bit more on time, just for my sake?
D: if it will make you freak out less then okay.

Didn't stick to that Danny boy, did you!
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warning: i went full dangirl

THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANT OUT OF DINOF AND MORE THANK YOU DANIEL, FINALLY

i made the bad decision of watching it for the first time while sitting in a completely silent library, i think it's safe to say that probably every other student there hated me while i tried to contain my laughter for ten minutes

dan is such a good story teller, that's definitely his strong point, he needs to make more videos like this, please

it was domestic as fuck as well, specially for a dinof video, more of that plz, i'm never gonna get over how fucking married they are

and lastly, some random comments i typed down while rewatching for the 300th time:
- hair
- i honest to god don't know how phil didn't murder him
- which reminds me, shout out to the roulette video for being one of the most amazing things dan and phil have ever given us (too lazy to link y'all know what i mean)
- 'mr. philip'
- 'i. wanted. my. muffin.' i'm just gonna quote boredtears on twitter: - 'i didn't want to raise any concern with phil' i'm interpreting that as phil was probably still pissed at him for making them late :lol:
- 'and thankfully, just like i said we would so everything's fine, we made it in time for the flight' lol, just @ phil next time dan
- phil is a beautiful white cloud, fuck context
- i would have payed so much money to see concerned phil freaking out
- 'after five minutes of fingering myself like i was trying to find my own g-spot with a time limit' and other great sentences by dan
- sorry to say this dan but what the hell did you want dorys to do if you're stuck at an airport and you already fucked up before calling
- 'phil had me lying horizontally across a bench' the fact that we don't have pictures of that i just tragic
- 'phil obviously took all of the credit' he deserves it for the stress you put him through
tl,dr:

edit: lol emma, nice timing, great minds think alike
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missemma wrote:Dan talking about being late and Phil freaking out reminded me of this gem of a video.

Starts at 09:52


10:30:
D: maybe I can get ready earlier so you don't freak out as much about us maybe being late.

10:55
P: true, but can you try and be a bit more on time, just for my sake?
D: if it will make you freak out less then okay.
Omg why have I never seen this one? Or have I?
So much domesticity in one video what is happening. Phil gets so passive aggressive during the being late part :lol:

Also why did you leave your straighteners in Phils room Dan?

Another DINOF thing: when he said he spontaneously decided to film a yt video I was like, seriously? Which video are you talking about?? I totally forgot about the ISG.
And then what I find surprising is that he basically revealed to his audience he was pretending to drink in his last video. Or am I reading that wrong?
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I loved the new Dan video, reminds me of when I first subscribed to his channel in 2011 without knowing about Phan and stuff and just enjoying his videos :D Except lots of Phil mentions which made it even better
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mio wrote:
Another DINOF thing: when he said he spontaneously decided to film a yt video I was like, seriously? Which video are you talking about?? I totally forgot about the ISG.
And then what I find surprising is that he basically revealed to his audience he was pretending to drink in his last video. Or am I reading that wrong?
Well he did say that the ISG video explains a lot. So I actually took that to mean he had had a few drinks during it and that's the whole reason for the video taking longer than he meant to to film and also his general crapness at getting ready. I know when I've had a few drinks I am clumsier than usual etc, and not thinking things through when scrubbing at his eye would also gell with that. Not drunk necessarily but impaired.
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I LOVED this video. Loved it. They're both utter hopeless messes, and clearly their management doubles as herders/babysitters.
missemma wrote:Dan talking about being late and Phil freaking out reminded me of this gem of a video.

Starts at 09:52


10:30:
D: maybe I can get ready earlier so you don't freak out as much about us maybe being late.

10:55
P: true, but can you try and be a bit more on time, just for my sake?
D: if it will make you freak out less then okay.

Didn't stick to that Danny boy, did you!
Ahem...

2:59
P: “Yeah, it is bad. I’ll try and stop [eating cereal straight out of the box]”
D: “Are you going to?”
P: “y-yeah”
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bantstrash wrote:
mio wrote:
Another DINOF thing: when he said he spontaneously decided to film a yt video I was like, seriously? Which video are you talking about?? I totally forgot about the ISG.
And then what I find surprising is that he basically revealed to his audience he was pretending to drink in his last video. Or am I reading that wrong?
Well he did say that the ISG video explains a lot. So I actually took that to mean he had had a few drinks during it and that's the whole reason for the video taking longer than he meant to to film and also his general crapness at getting ready. I know when I've had a few drinks I am clumsier than usual etc, and not thinking things through when scrubbing at his eye would also gell with that. Not drunk necessarily but impaired.
I know what you mean! I assumed that he possibly wouldn't get drunk before such a long flight (ok who am I expecting reasonable decisions from dan..) and if he was tipsy, wouldn't he have mentioned the fact in the new video? Like to make the story even more of a fuck-up?
I've always been wondering about his ISG and what he's actually drinking in those so this is an interesting point for me :lol:
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IckleMissMayhem wrote:I LOVED this video. Loved it. They're both utter hopeless messes, and clearly their management doubles as herders/babysitters.
missemma wrote:Dan talking about being late and Phil freaking out reminded me of this gem of a video.

Starts at 09:52


10:30:
D: maybe I can get ready earlier so you don't freak out as much about us maybe being late.

10:55
P: true, but can you try and be a bit more on time, just for my sake?
D: if it will make you freak out less then okay.

Didn't stick to that Danny boy, did you!
Ahem...

2:59
P: “Yeah, it is bad. I’ll try and stop [eating cereal straight out of the box]”
D: “Are you going to?”
P: “y-yeah”
Their marriage is falling apart at this rate :sobs:
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Overall liked new dinof video, funny and cute. The way Dan was telling this story was very similar to the one with Louise about the awkward fancy meal (timing and all that), but it works, so :thumb:
Quite impressed with him playing the old lady, it's the funniest bit, and I like that he spent some time writing in little jokes like mispronunciation of his name.
kuensukki wrote: All the phil mentions and even some bad actor! phil. What more can we ask from life?! It was interesting till the last 3 minutes with the muffin story which dragged a bit but overall nice DINOF video
Agree , and yes, last few minutes felt unnecessarily overacted.

Funny video description:
Let’s be real, just don’t leave packing suitcases to the last minute. Also Phil punched his suitcase while gesticulating on the staircase so don’t say we don’t suffer for our art.
And this:
there's some hella dodgy green screen in this but it's so complicated honestly who even gaf
I care Dan, why don't you spend a little more time/effort on production quality of your "art" (sorry I needed to criticize something).
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mio wrote:
bantstrash wrote:
mio wrote:
Another DINOF thing: when he said he spontaneously decided to film a yt video I was like, seriously? Which video are you talking about?? I totally forgot about the ISG.
And then what I find surprising is that he basically revealed to his audience he was pretending to drink in his last video. Or am I reading that wrong?
Well he did say that the ISG video explains a lot. So I actually took that to mean he had had a few drinks during it and that's the whole reason for the video taking longer than he meant to to film and also his general crapness at getting ready. I know when I've had a few drinks I am clumsier than usual etc, and not thinking things through when scrubbing at his eye would also gell with that. Not drunk necessarily but impaired.
I know what you mean! I assumed that he possibly wouldn't get drunk before such a long flight (ok who am I expecting reasonable decisions from dan..) and if he was tipsy, wouldn't he have mentioned the fact in the new video? Like to make the story even more of a fuck-up?
I've always been wondering about his ISG and what he's actually drinking in those so this is an interesting point for me :lol:
I've been thinking about this as well. I thought he was pretending at first because he didn't seem that drunk. But 1) when you're just sitting on a chair, you can keep it together quite easily. Dan is very tall, he can probably drink more than the average person anyway and it also takes some time until the alcohol has an effect. I can drink several shots and still seem mostly normal and I'm quite short.
2) His reaction to the vodka seems very genuine. However, he could have faked that.
3) His hair curled in a little bit. This could have been the heat, I don't know how hot it was in London when they left for Australia. But alcohol can have the same effect as heat. And maybe I'm just seeing things and his hair is normal :lol:
4) If it was really that spontaneous, how likely is it that he had an empty bottle of vodka lying around the house? Or did he use the bottle because it was so spontaneous and he had nothing else? Of course it could have been a coincidence or he planned filming ISG already and had everything prepared but didn't know when he would film it.
I've heard people say that he used vanilla extract in ISG 7. I am not entirely convinced, putting vanilla extract into your coffee seems very disgusting, but if he pretends to drink once, he might do it all the time or at least already did it before. In ISG 7 and 8 he had legit reasons not to drink (it was morning and he was going on a flight).
I don't know, these are just my stupid thoughts
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how can people WANT summer to go, judgments made Dan.
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mio wrote: I assumed that he possibly wouldn't get drunk before such a long flight (ok who am I expecting reasonable decisions from dan..) and if he was tipsy, wouldn't he have mentioned the fact in the new video? Like to make the story even more of a fuck-up
I've seen enough people in airports drinking at 7am to think that drinking and flights go hand in hand for some people although Dan doesn't really strike me as one of those.

I agree, if he was tipsy surely he would have mentioned it. Unless for some reason he didn't want people to think he was drunk for the story which to be fair I agree with nephilimcat in point 1 below that he probably wasn't that drunk. But then why imply it? Hm.
nephilimcat wrote:I've been thinking about this as well. I thought he was pretending at first because he didn't seem that drunk. But 1) when you're just sitting on a chair, you can keep it together quite easily. Dan is very tall, he can probably drink more than the average person anyway and it also takes some time until the alcohol has an effect. I can drink several shots and still seem mostly normal and I'm quite short.
2) His reaction to the vodka seems very genuine. However, he could have faked that.
agree

Maybe the story is better as clumsy fail Dan than drunk Dan.
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bluewho wrote: how can people WANT summer to go, judgments made Dan.
whispers Dan is one of us. Where is my squad at ?

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bluewho wrote: how can people WANT summer to go, judgments made Dan.
This is it I'm unstanning! Why, summer is so short and then you have only the cold and the dark :cry:

I loved the video but if I was Phil Dan would have been murdered years ago :sideeye:

toothbrush: like some suggested maybe they are leftovers from the us tour, nothing wrong with spare ones for guests but they are usually still in a box not with the ones you use.

photo: I remember that photo and some of us complaning about the winking...now we know why, they are good people to still make time to take a photo.

alcohol: maybe he added water? Idk for me it's not strange that it could have been real alcohol.

dapg: do you think they will make a video for it's birthday? nah, too hopefull?
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I'm sure people would complain if Phil just did a video with the same story retold but god damn I'd really love to hear this story from Phil's point of view. Dan is such a brat! I want to hear Phil talk about how stressful it was to know that the car was waiting and they were in danger of missing the flight, I want to know if he could tell immediately something was wrong with Dan, if he didn't ask in the car because they were fighting and he just thought Dan was sulking. I want to know how panicked he was when he thought Dan might be seriously blinded and how he is the one who was rational enough to call the health line and tell Dan to rinse it more and if he kind of took charge the way Dan makes it sound like he did, and though I'm sure they'd never talk about this part I love that when it came to something that felt serious he had no qualms about tending to Dan in a crowded airport in plain view of everyone.
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NarrysCanary wrote:
bluewho wrote: how can people WANT summer to go, judgments made Dan.
whispers Dan is one of us. Where is my squad at ?

where is my pumpkin emoji when I need it ?
:gg:

Useful info for Dan and NarrysCanary:
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bluewho wrote:
NarrysCanary wrote:
bluewho wrote: how can people WANT summer to go, judgments made Dan.
whispers Dan is one of us. Where is my squad at ?

where is my pumpkin emoji when I need it ?
:gg:

Useful info for Dan and NarrysCanary:
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Thank god that Phil has the rationality to be one of us, bluewho
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alittledizzy wrote:
I'm sure people would complain if Phil just did a video with the same story retold but god damn I'd really love to hear this story from Phil's point of view. Dan is such a brat! I want to hear Phil talk about how stressful it was to know that the car was waiting and they were in danger of missing the flight, I want to know if he could tell immediately something was wrong with Dan, if he didn't ask in the car because they were fighting and he just thought Dan was sulking. I want to know how panicked he was when he thought Dan might be seriously blinded and how he is the one who was rational enough to call the health line and tell Dan to rinse it more and if he kind of took charge the way Dan makes it sound like he did, and though I'm sure they'd never talk about this part I love that when it came to something that felt serious he had no qualms about tending to Dan in a crowded airport in plain view of everyone.
Nah I'd love that vid bc I'm trash like that. I'm hoping he'll at least talk about it in his next ls though. Please, Mr Philip, give us all the juicy domesticity.

NarrysCanary, I agree with bluewho and swofro on this one. It is too early to be excited about Halloween. :tsk: :gg:
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swofro wrote:
bluewho wrote:
NarrysCanary wrote:
bluewho wrote: how can people WANT summer to go, judgments made Dan.
whispers Dan is one of us. Where is my squad at ?

where is my pumpkin emoji when I need it ?
:gg:

Useful info for Dan and NarrysCanary:
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I finally watched both liveshows from this week and now Dan's new video and it was really funny :D He is still able to make his trademark videos, he mentioned in a liveshow that he is now for the first time after long time without schedule(something along this lines) and it is a good thing apparently
and grumble grumble there are literally no generic quests in Witcher 3, every single one has some kind of plot twist, you will regret your decision to stop playing Phil :/
alittledizzy wrote:I'm sure people would complain if Phil just did a video with the same story retold but god damn I'd really love to hear this story from Phil's point of view. Dan is such a brat! I want to hear Phil talk about how stressful it was to know that the car was waiting and they were in danger of missing the flight, I want to know if he could tell immediately something was wrong with Dan, if he didn't ask in the car because they were fighting and he just thought Dan was sulking. I want to know how panicked he was when he thought Dan might be seriously blinded and how he is the one who was rational enough to call the health line and tell Dan to rinse it more and if he kind of took charge the way Dan makes it sound like he did, and though I'm sure they'd never talk about this part I love that when it came to something that felt serious he had no qualms about tending to Dan in a crowded airport in plain view of everyone.
Phil really sounds different in this situation than when he ignored Dan's pneumonia :lol: Also I really wonder what's he like when he freaks out, they both seem to me like pretty chill people
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NarrysCanary wrote:
swofro wrote:
bluewho wrote:
NarrysCanary wrote:
bluewho wrote: how can people WANT summer to go, judgments made Dan.
whispers Dan is one of us. Where is my squad at ?

where is my pumpkin emoji when I need it ?
:gg:

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I agree with Dan. Begone summer! You are icky and gross, I'm ready for scarves and beanies and layers and hot drinks

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wait when did phil ignore dan's pneumonia, i can't remember... was it from dan's liveshow?
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akui wrote:wait when did phil ignore dan's pneumonia, i can't remember... was it from dan's liveshow?
No it was from Phil's live show. He talked about how Dan wanted to go to the doctor, but Phil basically told him not to since he thought it was just a cold. Then when Dan still didn't feel well a few days later he went to the doctor anyway and then they found out that he had pneumonia. (something like that)
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