Dan & Phil Part 24: I got moist for you, Phil

[eevee]

Oh god where to start.

THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANT OUT OF DINOF AND MORE THANK YOU DANIEL, FINALLY

Same. Same same same. I think it's one of the best videos he's done, period. I laughed so hard. I was smiling the whole time. I was with him the whole time. I was on the edge of my seat. It was gripping, it was domestic, it was a good story. Dan seemed to be being honest and real. What more can I ask for?

The fact that Dan didn't want to worry Phil -
Phil went full caretaker mode -
Phil put the eyedrops in for Dan -

I really liked the end when he was talking about the muffin really energetically, I thought it was a hilarious and good way to end the story.

I agree that he probably didn't really drink in the ISG because being efficient when you're tipsy is impossible, I don't think he would've been able to pack anything if he was tipsy but maybe he's a high-functioning drinker lol. But in my experience having alcohol in your system makes tasks 1000% harder

re: toothbrushes My dad and I also have like 4 toothbrushes and we eventually threw them all away because we forgot which was which, no idea how we racked up 4, but there you go. As much as I love speculating I don't know if there's much to draw from this.

I mean all the Phil mentions, the having him lay down on a bench like Frankenstein's monster while he doctors him in public... THE bedroom..(the fingering joke, possibly alluding to a non straight sexual orientation...).etc. I mean . 2012 Dan would be having a complete mental breakdown. I mean this is the case with a lot of the more recent vids, but not as much as this one. It is just so domestic and boyfriendy.

You took the words right out of my mouth. Having actual Phil in the video was quite the treat and any mention of Dan fingering himself and Dan's g-spot is everything. Everything I've ever wanted

I feel like there's way more to say about this video but maybe that's just because it's filled me up with warm fuzzies and I don't want to ever stop watching it, thinking about it, talking about it, etc. Well done Dan!

how can people WANT summer to go, judgments made Dan.

I don't think Dan has EVER been this relateable to me but here we are. Mr. I-relate-to-tween-girls is relating to me, a 21 yr old girl. he's figuring out how to be relateable to the audience for real. uhoh.

[PhansThrowPillows]

There seems to be a card/painting in the background at 0.45. Just thought I'd pop in and share this random tidbit with you guys.



Now back to lurking

[uglyamerican]

All I can say is #teamwavyhair. But it can get crazy on you if you let it get too long...

Seriously, I really like this genre (#reasonswhydansafail) from Danielson. But there's something different about this one, maybe because he's essentially a full grown adult now? IDK. Doesn't matter, still liked it. The cutaways to other characters and Phil are always fun. And the dichotomy between Phil being ultra prepared while Dan is perpetually late, and has procrastinated himself into a frenzy. Yup, pretty good stuff.

[starlight-still]

Autumn squad is where it's at Seriously, though, how could you hate perfect temperatures, gorgeous leaves, knee high boots, soups and stews, apples, crisp fresh air, hot drinks on lazy mornings, and...yes, all the pumpkin spiced shit?

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All I can say is #teamwavyhair.

Seeing my new rank like

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[tymyky]

So when I watched Dan's last video I straight up went for a hunt for the winking photo on here because I was sure, that it was posted together with another photo from the plane. I remember that afterwards there was a discussion about the position of their plane seats and I was sure that in the photo we could see Dan's eyes. I have found the post, which was made by hazeygal212, so thank you for that. And I was quite surprised that there seems to be nothing wrong with Dan's eyes. I'm not saying Dan made the whole story up, I think that is not the case, but I was surprised that his eyes looked quite normal. Maybe it was taken at the end of the flight so his eye got better or Phil has miraculous eyedrop technique.

Now I maybe see a little bit of a redness but nothing serious.
And finally, as you guys I loved his new video. I usually am not a fan of dinof nowadays but for me this is the best video since "The time I got sunstroke". Story telling with sketches is my favourite kind of dinof and the amount of Phil in this one was just a treat for me.

[hannah]

So, are they done touring for this year, or..?

[LurkingTrash]

I'm sure people would complain if Phil just did a video with the same story retold but god damn I'd really love to hear this story from Phil's point of view. Dan is such a brat! I want to hear Phil talk about how stressful it was to know that the car was waiting and they were in danger of missing the flight, I want to know if he could tell immediately something was wrong with Dan, if he didn't ask in the car because they were fighting and he just thought Dan was sulking. I want to know how panicked he was when he thought Dan might be seriously blinded and how he is the one who was rational enough to call the health line and tell Dan to rinse it more and if he kind of took charge the way Dan makes it sound like he did, and though I'm sure they'd never talk about this part I love that when it came to something that felt serious he had no qualms about tending to Dan in a crowded airport in plain view of everyone.

why why WHY must you give me so many feelings dizzy?

Autumn squad is where it's at Seriously, though, how could you hate perfect temperatures, gorgeous leaves, knee high boots, soups and stews, apples, crisp fresh air, hot drinks on lazy mornings, and...yes, all the pumpkin spiced shit?

seriously, it's my favorite part of the year, here we are barely entering spring and I'm already over the heat, send help pls

[000dia000]

Kind of went from reatable relatable banter then 0 to 100 real quick with "hot and sticky in the dark". The in darkness part adds a real sexual/sinister quality to the tweet that I had to read it over a couple of times to make sure I wasn't seeing things. Not sure if Dan made it an offhand remark without thinking of the implications of his wording or deliberately made his tweet suggestive to troll or make people confused or uncomfortable by his insinuation (?)

Dan also apparently drank a couple shots of vodka, rushed to a flight and worked his SO into a mess. Who knows if Dan is telling the truth or heavy embellishing? I wouldn't be surprised of course I expect him to twist things about for the sake of entertainment and don't judge him for that, but he sure does mix facts and leave out important details that makes this chasing around more and more confusing.
Also I remember when that photo emerged and people were saying Phil looked like an old, anxious grandmother (and no wonder with a brat like Dan to babysit, manage and look after he's aged thirty years in the space between the previous meet and greet pic and this).

Look into Phil's eyes, he's seen shit.
EDIT: spelling

[bantstrash]

What I just noticed here, (apart from phil nipple which i cannot stop seeing or looking at please help) is that people are up and about but Phil has got his seatbelt done up. Is he quite a nervous flier do we know?

[000dia000]

i can't unsee the nipple

[Lurktacularr]

Kind of went from reatable relatable banter then 0 to 100 real quick with "hot and sticky in the dark". The in darkness part adds a real sexual/sinister quality to the tweet that I had to read it over a couple of times to make sure I wasn't seeing things. Not sure if Dan made it an offhand remark without thinking of the implications of his wording or deliberately made his tweet suggestive to troll or make people confused or uncomfortable by his insinuation (?)

Yeah I thought the same and that bit is so shoe-horned it had to be a deliberate euphemism. What is with them recently?? Its like they want us to think they're fucking?? Does anyone else feel like that???

[Philena]

Kind of went from reatable relatable banter then 0 to 100 real quick with "hot and sticky in the dark". The in darkness part adds a real sexual/sinister quality to the tweet that I had to read it over a couple of times to make sure I wasn't seeing things. Not sure if Dan made it an offhand remark without thinking of the implications of his wording or deliberately made his tweet suggestive to troll or make people confused or uncomfortable by his insinuation (?)

Yeah I thought the same and that bit is so shoe-horned it had to be a deliberate euphemism. What is with them recently?? Its like they want us to think they're fucking?? Does anyone else feel like that???

Well, sometimes it's just so damned good that you gotta let the world know!

[NarrysCanary]

Kind of went from reatable relatable banter then 0 to 100 real quick with "hot and sticky in the dark". The in darkness part adds a real sexual/sinister quality to the tweet that I had to read it over a couple of times to make sure I wasn't seeing things. Not sure if Dan made it an offhand remark without thinking of the implications of his wording or deliberately made his tweet suggestive to troll or make people confused or uncomfortable by his insinuation (?)

Yeah I thought the same and that bit is so shoe-horned it had to be a deliberate euphemism. What is with them recently?? Its like they want us to think they're fucking?? Does anyone else feel like that???

Meeh, I think you guys are a bit reaching there. please do not throw rocks at me

[melon lord]

I never thought it was weird but I come from a hot place and let me tell you it IS hot and sticky in the dark like you think it's cool and chilly and nope you're in your bed dying slowly as your body sweats and you can't stop yourself

Re: seatbelts, maybe Phil is just one of those people that keep it on unless they need to move. I kind of hate those awkward fliers who are so fidgety all the time. I strap myself in until I need to move, which is barely ever. And yes a flight to Australia is long and they'll need to move but we don't know when this pic was taken to make sure. :geek:

[Winston]

how can people WANT summer to go, judgments made Dan.

whispers Dan is one of us. Where is my squad at ?

where is my pumpkin emoji when I need it ?

I'm here....finally! when I didn't think L could stan him more.... I judge those of you who want to sweat the instant you step foot outside. Who wants green trees? I want red orange bright yellow and purple leaves thank you. Besides, pumpkin spice is what angels dream of and fairies sing about. Scary movies and bon fires....I could go on and on.

[Artdefines06]

Another DINOF thing: when he said he spontaneously decided to film a yt video I was like, seriously? Which video are you talking about?? I totally forgot about the ISG.
And then what I find surprising is that he basically revealed to his audience he was pretending to drink in his last video. Or am I reading that wrong?

My friend Daryl did a drunk history of comic books thing, and I called him all mad because I knew he was alone when he filmed it and he looked really freaking drunk. He told me that was faking. Lots of people use vodka because it's clear.

Either way it was entertaining. I like to think its real though. Maybe he needed the 4 shots because he was getting on a 12 hour flight with someone who likes to play i spy?

[spaceguitar]

Lovely video. Had me smiling the whole way through (and awwing at Phil being doctor for Dan). I think what maybe feels different about this video is that it wasn't really meant to be relatable. It was more like Dan telling us about his funny life (and ridiculous choices). Of course he does things like that (panic alarm), but he hasn't recently at least.

[Lurktacularr]

Kind of went from reatable relatable banter then 0 to 100 real quick with "hot and sticky in the dark". The in darkness part adds a real sexual/sinister quality to the tweet that I had to read it over a couple of times to make sure I wasn't seeing things. Not sure if Dan made it an offhand remark without thinking of the implications of his wording or deliberately made his tweet suggestive to troll or make people confused or uncomfortable by his insinuation (?)

Yeah I thought the same and that bit is so shoe-horned it had to be a deliberate euphemism. What is with them recently?? Its like they want us to think they're fucking?? Does anyone else feel like that???

Meeh, I think you guys are a bit reaching there. please do not throw rocks at me

Yeah maybe, its just it wasn't even dark out when he tweeted that and it just feels like there are unnecessary euphemisms flying around all over the place recently not that I'm complaining

Or maybe I too should go take a cold shower (probably tbh)

[wtfamidoinghere]

Kind of went from reatable relatable banter then 0 to 100 real quick with "hot and sticky in the dark". The in darkness part adds a real sexual/sinister quality to the tweet that I had to read it over a couple of times to make sure I wasn't seeing things. Not sure if Dan made it an offhand remark without thinking of the implications of his wording or deliberately made his tweet suggestive to troll or make people confused or uncomfortable by his insinuation (?)

Yeah I thought the same and that bit is so shoe-horned it had to be a deliberate euphemism. What is with them recently?? Its like they want us to think they're fucking?? Does anyone else feel like that???

Even if it's meant to insinuate sex (which it doesn't have to, there's nothing worse than lying in bed and sweating without even moving), how do you relate this to phan? He didn't mention anything related to phil.

I'm #teamautumn all the way. So glad summer is coming to an end and i can stop melting.

Although i've never tried pumpkin spice

[spaceguitar]

Kind of went from reatable relatable banter then 0 to 100 real quick with "hot and sticky in the dark". The in darkness part adds a real sexual/sinister quality to the tweet that I had to read it over a couple of times to make sure I wasn't seeing things. Not sure if Dan made it an offhand remark without thinking of the implications of his wording or deliberately made his tweet suggestive to troll or make people confused or uncomfortable by his insinuation (?)

EDIT: spelling

When is Dan not suggestive? I find it funny. Its like when he said in a live show 'Dan is going to stop touching himself' when he meant touching his hair. And then did a double take for comedic effect.

[bluewho]

Kind of went from reatable relatable banter then 0 to 100 real quick with "hot and sticky in the dark". The in darkness part adds a real sexual/sinister quality to the tweet that I had to read it over a couple of times to make sure I wasn't seeing things. Not sure if Dan made it an offhand remark without thinking of the implications of his wording or deliberately made his tweet suggestive to troll or make people confused or uncomfortable by his insinuation (?)

Yeah I thought the same and that bit is so shoe-horned it had to be a deliberate euphemism. What is with them recently?? Its like they want us to think they're fucking?? Does anyone else feel like that???

Yeah maybe, its just it wasn't even dark out when he tweeted that and it just feels like there are unnecessary euphemisms flying around all over the place recently not that I'm complaining

I noticed this too, but to me this is classic Dan inappropriateness. He seems to me to have an inappropriate sense of humour, and sexualises himself in these kinds of ways often. For example, even in the last video out of nowhere he starts talking about his G spot. You laugh because it takes you by surprise - it's sort of a shock when you hear it because it's so out of place. This isn't a new thing, as you can see it in his videos and liveshows going way back. Also, I don't think it is necessarily alluding to phan being hot and sticky in the dark in bed, but it is open to being interpreted this way, and to being interpreted as about Dan by himself. Basically I think it's just part of the inappropriate humour/sexualisation. To answer your question 000dia000: as to whether he thought about doing it and designed it or whether it was offhand and unconscious - I think it was the latter. As to your second question, whether he meant to "to troll or make people confused or uncomfortable by his insinuation". I don't think he would want to troll or make people uncomfortable or confused, I think he's just.... flirty....?

I'm sure people would complain if Phil just did a video with the same story retold but god damn I'd really love to hear this story from Phil's point of view. Dan is such a brat! I want to hear Phil talk about how stressful it was to know that the car was waiting and they were in danger of missing the flight, I want to know if he could tell immediately something was wrong with Dan, if he didn't ask in the car because they were fighting and he just thought Dan was sulking. I want to know how panicked he was when he thought Dan might be seriously blinded and how he is the one who was rational enough to call the health line and tell Dan to rinse it more and if he kind of took charge the way Dan makes it sound like he did, and though I'm sure they'd never talk about this part I love that when it came to something that felt serious he had no qualms about tending to Dan in a crowded airport in plain view of everyone.

Yes, I would love this video too!

[Lurktacularr]

Even if it's meant to insinuate sex (which it doesn't have to, there's nothing worse than lying in bed and sweating without even moving), how do you relate this to phan? He didn't mention anything related to phil.

Nah you're right, it doesn't really. As bluewho very eloquently put ( ) its open to a few different interpretations, 'alone' and 'with Phil' probably being the obvious ones. As habitual trash my brain went right for the latter.

I do think its deliberately sexual though, cos this is Dan we're talking about.

[sweetmm]

I'm sure people would complain if Phil just did a video with the same story retold but god damn I'd really love to hear this story from Phil's point of view. Dan is such a brat! I want to hear Phil talk about how stressful it was to know that the car was waiting and they were in danger of missing the flight, I want to know if he could tell immediately something was wrong with Dan, if he didn't ask in the car because they were fighting and he just thought Dan was sulking. I want to know how panicked he was when he thought Dan might be seriously blinded and how he is the one who was rational enough to call the health line and tell Dan to rinse it more and if he kind of took charge the way Dan makes it sound like he did, and though I'm sure they'd never talk about this part I love that when it came to something that felt serious he had no qualms about tending to Dan in a crowded airport in plain view of everyone.

I was thinking that Phil did not noticed Dan's eyes throughout the cab ride and before Dan told him was because he was pretty pissed off with Dan and was giving him the silent treatment/cold shoulder. However when Dan finally broke down and spoke to Phil, Phil immediately went back to his bf(f) mode.

[anathema]

What I just noticed here, (apart from phil nipple which i cannot stop seeing or looking at please help) is that people are up and about but Phil has got his seatbelt done up. Is he quite a nervous flier do we know?

Normally on flights you're supposed to have your seatbelt on, even when the seatbelt light is off. Obviously there are going to be some people who don't listen to that rule but I think it's pretty common to just wear your seatbelt when you're sitting in your seat even when you don't "need" to (Also why did you have to point out Phil's nipple I cannot unsee )

Kind of went from reatable relatable banter then 0 to 100 real quick with "hot and sticky in the dark". The in darkness part adds a real sexual/sinister quality to the tweet that I had to read it over a couple of times to make sure I wasn't seeing things. Not sure if Dan made it an offhand remark without thinking of the implications of his wording or deliberately made his tweet suggestive to troll or make people confused or uncomfortable by his insinuation (?)

Yeah I thought the same and that bit is so shoe-horned it had to be a deliberate euphemism. What is with them recently?? Its like they want us to think they're fucking?? Does anyone else feel like that???

Yeah maybe, its just it wasn't even dark out when he tweeted that and it just feels like there are unnecessary euphemisms flying around all over the place recently not that I'm complaining

I noticed this too, but to me this is classic Dan inappropriateness. He seems to me to have an inappropriate sense of humour, and sexualises himself in these kinds of ways often. For example, even in the last video out of nowhere he starts talking about his G spot. You laugh because it takes you by surprise - it's sort of a shock when you hear it because it's so out of place. This isn't a new thing, as you can see it in his videos and liveshows going way back. Also, I don't think it is necessarily alluding to phan being hot and sticky in the dark in bed, but it is open to being interpreted this way, and to being interpreted as about Dan by himself. Basically I think it's just part of the inappropriate humour/sexualisation. To answer your question 000dia000: as to whether he thought about doing it and designed it or whether it was offhand and unconscious - I think it was the latter. As to your second question, whether he meant to "to troll or make people confused or uncomfortable by his insinuation". I don't think he would want to troll or make people uncomfortable or confused, I think he's just.... flirty....?

+1

I'm sure people would complain if Phil just did a video with the same story retold but god damn I'd really love to hear this story from Phil's point of view. Dan is such a brat! I want to hear Phil talk about how stressful it was to know that the car was waiting and they were in danger of missing the flight, I want to know if he could tell immediately something was wrong with Dan, if he didn't ask in the car because they were fighting and he just thought Dan was sulking. I want to know how panicked he was when he thought Dan might be seriously blinded and how he is the one who was rational enough to call the health line and tell Dan to rinse it more and if he kind of took charge the way Dan makes it sound like he did, and though I'm sure they'd never talk about this part I love that when it came to something that felt serious he had no qualms about tending to Dan in a crowded airport in plain view of everyone.

Why did you have to plant this idea in my head

[bluewho]

Wildly Off-Topic:

Scene: Dan Howell and Phil Lester are sitting in the lounge. They are quiet for the most part, but occasionally each will twist their heads to tell the other about something funny they just saw, or to articulate some errant thought about the documentary they've been working on. After a quiet period Dan turns away from his laptop to face Phil.

He read out a funny tweet. They laughed. Dan liked it. Phil liked it. They carried on with their domestic married life.