Dan & Phil part 25: 15% depth, 75% bants

[melon lord]

I really didn't think I'd ever see Dan with a purple cauliflower hat on, purple glasses, and purple lipstick yet here I am.

Also what is that character is it a..........furry?

I am so scarred for life dear god save my soul

That being said, damn that sylvari is attractive

Uhhhh I mean yeah cool creature, bro, yeah, haha....

[Winston]

Timestamps for Phil's ls on Sunday. (Just bc I was determined to get it done before Dan's in a few hours.)

1:18 - Phil, how do I make you understand that your version of "little bit of a scruff" is actually the most attractive you ever are to me? (Save the glasses/hair pushed back look.)
1:40 - While being fully aware that Phil said he was sent it by Pokemon and Dan's came from Hot Topic, I seem unable to pry the phan goggles off my face. You can't convince me they don't share those interchangably.
2:14 - In which Phil proves he's almost thirty by passionately talking about how his neck hurts. I feel you, buddy.
3:14 - Tonsil got in the way of Undertale. Not actually sad they didn't do Undertale, I prefer the idea of a full week of it and that second Slitherio was cute af.
4:13 - He makes no attempt to pretend Slitherio wasn't filmed ages ago, nor did Dan last week. More proof of the concept that they consider livestreams them giving their dedicated audience a behind the scenes look at things, which really negates the whole "he said this in the liveshow then lied in the video."
7:11 - "There we go! He's so precious." Me to Phil, not Phil to Albert(a).
8:00 - Phil's breeding kink lives.
11:15 - Funny and relatable on multiple levels, character development, art, story - things Phil enjoyed about A:TLA.
12:00- Undertale Week
12:22 - Phil acknowledging that the one video a month method was total crap for this particular game. He's so direct in this livestream. I get the feeling they've had enough of teasing things, too.
13:10 - Undertale Week will not be Spooky Week.
13:45 - Undertale in October or November.
14:12 - "Snapchat." "Is an app, yes. It's one that I'm not going to get." SASSY PHIL.
15:14 - Homesick baby uni student Phil.
15:48 - "Gollum voice." pls Phil that's your bedroom voice, don't lie
16:09 - Death Note or Your Lie in April? Phil says first half of Death Note, informs us Dan would say Your Lie in April because that changed his life.
16:58 - He's been to Dubai. Phil likes repeating words. He said "grease" randomly at the end of the sentence a bit before this, and then repeats "frills" during this one.
17:51 - Hairdressing Tips with Phil. Short layers at the top, short at the sides, no rattail at the back, use straighteners.
18:15 - Also, don't drop them onto your crotch. (There's a joke here about Phil trying to make his dick straight that I'm going to respectfully leave alone, while still snickering to myself.)
19:52 - Phil is now a Spice Master. He's a medium spice guy.
20:11 - His little cry-face was Dan reminiscent.
20:38 - SITC Book of the Year trophy.
21:51 - The thing Dan posted was a teaser trailer. On Wednesday full, proper trailers for both shows go up. (Now can people stop acting like the teaser was a fail because it didn't explain anything? It wasn't supposed to, it's not the trailer.)
22:35 - Seventy-eight chain email about each trailer.
22:42 - I feel like he started to get sassy then swapped directions.
23:49 - "Favorite thing about your face." Likes his eyes. Dad has intense blue eyes, mum has green eyes. He got a mix. Not his head because he gets headaches all the time, but also his head isn't his face.
24:50 - Explaining permissions needed for YouTube Red shows.
25:19 - "I've got like an entire box worth of these cow milk cartons, these Moofia things, which is so nice of them. So that's me sorted for all my Christmas presents, can just give those to all of our friends and family." our OUR O U R friends and family, ugh.
27:44 - Locked down everything on DAPGO, cover was the last thing.
31:00 - I want Waffle House now.
31:44 - Phil's neighbor was offended by the candle.
32:43 - "Phil at six am is not a happy person."
33:06 - "Perhaps a festive [baking video]."
36:42 - He'd be a water bender. He's thought about this a lot. I would lay money that he and Dan just constantly discuss what they'd be.
37:05 - "I think I was an air bender in my dream last night. But basically, I was trying to get a troll to stop coming in the house and - was it a troll? It was like something from World of Warcraft, I don't think it was a troll. Anyway, I had to block it out and I was having to use the power of my own mind to keep the door closed because that was how my power worked in my dream but I was just ending up like Sabrina the Teenage Witch [?] books across the room into this intruder. It was really stupid. I think I was in a video game becaues I wasn't very scared, I was just like - this is a lot of mental effort and I don't want to be having this dream. An orc! There we go. It was an orc."
38:26 - A tiny mosquito wanted to guest on the liveshow.
38:57 - Second half of calendar shoot is done, also shot cover for advent calendar. Quite an interesting theme for the inside of the advent calendar.
39:39 - "I got bitten a lot in Hong Kong." Mosquito, or Dan?
40:00 - Is he practicing Mario Kart for a DvP maybe pleasepleaseplease
42:05 - Phil cheats the Mario Kart system.
42:31 - Watching Stranger Things next.
42:48 - He's not bored by AHS, he's just mildly intrigued. But casual viewers might get bored.
43:46 - Hasn't done Patronus quiz, thought about making it a video but doesn't want to do three 'looking at laptop' videos in a row and doesn't know how long it is.
45:29 - Phil reverts to Peggle when he runs out of things to play, recommends it. In completely entirely unrelated news, under no influence of any outside parties, I have been playing Peggle obsessively for two days now.
46:27 - Badgers forever. Yes, Phil, represent our people.

Oh crap!! How could i forget Dan's ls today?! How am i supposed to get my adulting done if every day the put something out to over analyze.

As always grade A timestamps dizzy!! Now I have to watch this one again too. I will never be able to go grocery shopping again.... no time for that bs. Tbh.

[LurkingTrash]

dizzy you should know I always look forward to your timestamps and I'm just going to comment on them because I didn't say anything about the ls yet, hope you don't mind

1:18 - Phil, how do I make you understand that your version of "little bit of a scruff" is actually the most attractive you ever are to me? (Save the glasses/hair pushed back look.)

agreed, seriously, it has come to the point that I want to shake him and scream this at his face

3:14 - Tonsil got in the way of Undertale. Not actually sad they didn't do Undertale, I prefer the idea of a full week of it and that second Slitherio was cute af.

loved the second slitherio and I can't wait for undertale week, hope they give up some warning before they start it because I want to marathon the past videos before, just so I remember the details.

4:13 - He makes no attempt to pretend Slitherio wasn't filmed ages ago, nor did Dan last week. More proof of the concept that they consider livestreams them giving their dedicated audience a behind the scenes look at things, which really negates the whole "he said this in the liveshow then lied in the video."

I agree so much here! I never feel like they 'lie' about these things, they know what they have said before in liveshows, like the whole australia video where dan pretended he didn't know about the costume thing, to me that's just making it more entertaining and easy to follow for casual viewers while still letting the fanbase know the behind the scenes.

7:11 - "There we go! He's so precious." Me to Phil, not Phil to Albert(a).

same, always.

12:22 - Phil acknowledging that the one video a month method was total crap for this particular game. He's so direct in this livestream. I get the feeling they've had enough of teasing things, too.

I love how honest he was there, you can tell they discussed it before.

14:12 - "Snapchat." "Is an app, yes. It's one that I'm not going to get." SASSY PHIL.

love sassy phil

15:14 - Homesick baby uni student Phil.

good advice, also. I love when he gives advice on things like these, he's always very insightful.

15:48 - "Gollum voice." pls Phil that's your bedroom voice, don't lie

I died a bit there, I want to hear it more

20:38 - SITC Book of the Year trophy.

still so proud of them, and so well deserved award

21:51 - The thing Dan posted was a teaser trailer. On Wednesday full, proper trailers for both shows go up. (Now can people stop acting like the teaser was a fail because it didn't explain anything? It wasn't supposed to, it's not the trailer.)

YES, also, so excited for it!

22:35 - Seventy-eight chain email about each trailer.

if anyone ever doubts they're control freaks...

25:19 - "I've got like an entire box worth of these cow milk cartons, these Moofia things, which is so nice of them. So that's me sorted for all my Christmas presents, can just give those to all of our friends and family." our OUR O U R friends and family, ugh.

honestly:

32:43 - "Phil at six am is not a happy person."

hah, not the first time we heard that but feels nice to have a little peek at phil instead of amazingphil

33:06 - "Perhaps a festive [baking video]."

I'm already excited about it, one of my favorite things, they should just start a cooking channel, it would get them millions

37:05 - "I think I was an air bender in my dream last night. But basically, I was trying to get a troll to stop coming in the house and - was it a troll? It was like something from World of Warcraft, I don't think it was a troll. Anyway, I had to block it out and I was having to use the power of my own mind to keep the door closed because that was how my power worked in my dream but I was just ending up like Sabrina the Teenage Witch [?] books across the room into this intruder. It was really stupid. I think I was in a video game because I wasn't very scared, I was just like - this is a lot of mental effort and I don't want to be having this dream. An orc! There we go. It was an orc."

now, why am I the first to comment that there's a metaphor there? seriously, I guess the amount of work + tour has been giving him feelings of being too exposed?

46:27 - Badgers forever. Yes, Phil, represent our people.

tl;dr:

[daphenaxa]

apparently he is wearing phil's T

[PolarFox]

I really didn't think I'd ever see Dan with a purple cauliflower hat on, purple glasses, and purple lipstick yet here I am.

Also what is that character is it a..........furry?

It's not a furry, it's a salad
He's pointing out that snapchat filter looks like Sylvari which is a plant based race in GW2... I thought of it shen i saw that filter too, ngl

[swofro]

Martyn posted this

Caption: How much is that doggy in the window?

So cute. Lowkey #spon.

[DryCereal]

Martyn posted this

Caption: How much is that doggy in the window?

So cute. Lowkey #spon.

New YT Space London d'ya think?

[eevee]

apparently he is wearing phil's T

BBBBBUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSTTTTTTEEEEEEDDDDDD BUSTED BUSTED BUSTED

It's not a furry, it's a salad
He's pointing out that snapchat filter looks like Sylvari which is a plant based race in GW2... I thought of it shen i saw that filter too, ngl

a salad! oh my gosh.

Also those cheeky mofos totally have snapchat for their close friends and family we won't talk about it's original intended use and are like "nah nah nah we dont use the app nah we only sometimes look at the filters" bull SH*T

EDIT: Ickle, that's the youtuber merch store TenEighty recently talked about.

[fancybum]

Dan wearing that shirt is old news. Debbie Downer over here, but they haven't claimed to not share clothes since 2012, let them live.

[melon lord]

Yeah I don't find sharing clothes that odd. If I had someone my size heck yeah I'd share clothes, double the wardrobe, half the space

But it's so honestly they could fart in the same room and people could find phan evidence from it so whatever.

[swofro]

Martyn posted this

Caption: How much is that doggy in the window?

So cute. Lowkey #spon.

New YT Space London d'ya think?

I think so because Cornelia posted this:

Caption: Had fun checking out the new You Tube Creator Store today

[itsonlybeth]

[offtopic]sorry to bring it up again but @postulatedphan deleted all their posts?[/offtopic]

[SquishPhan]

Haven't seen this here yet, so thought I'd share.

[eevee]

Dan wearing that shirt is old news. Debbie Downer over here, but they haven't claimed to not share clothes since 2012, let them live.

I'm living for the clothes sharing. I would love to let them live. It just makes me happy

Haven't seen this here yet, so thought I'd share.

I wonder if they'll do an impromptu m&g at the store? Didn't TenEighty say some youtubers might be doing that?

[offtopic]sorry to bring it up again but @postulatedphan deleted all their posts?[/offtopic]

Yup!! It was fun while it lasted!!

[hannah]

Man, 4 pages in one night, thinking there's nothing credible to the troll source certainly provided some fun at least.

Somewhat adjacent question: every once in a while, I get an anon on Tumblr or catch a whiff of Twitter rumors regarding Secret Girlfriend Rumors, and like, I know they're fabricated, because *eyes* and stuff - but still.

I want those rumors. I want to know what the other side is entertaining themselves with. Is it Louise? Is it Hazel? Is it a Flipside employee? Is it a fan? Phil's mum and Dan having an affair? (It rhymes = must be true.)

So my question is: does anyone know what spaces I must infiltrate to get this top notch entertainment?

I found a twitter with all of the "evidence" if you're still interested (forgive me if this has already been mentioned somewhere)
https://twitter.com/danhasagf
Seems pretty dodgy to me. Somebody get the Dan hands analyses on this, stat.

[alittledizzy]

I found a twitter with all of the "evidence" if you're still interested (forgive me if this has already been mentioned somewhere)

Ah, yes, because Dan would definitely date a teenage fan who has been active in phandom and tweeting him since she was sixteen years old.

Who do you think he is, Phil?

[sentinel]

Haven't seen this here yet, so thought I'd share.

They look... slightly photoshopped to me lmao. Especially Dan I mean he looks like he was cut out by a beginner.

[corn flakes]

Late af but I loved the video! I didn't think that they were going be able to make that game fun but it is now one of my favourites

yt studio shop: is that a shop from where I can also buy merch? not that I have plans to go to london but if so
eevee do you mean a "surprise" m&g? if so maybe?

They are uploading more videos to make people happy so that more people are prone to buy, still love the sudden increase of videos
ytred: Just checked, in my country superwoman's doc is 9.99 euro so I'm going to assume deppy's is going to be around that range. Do you think tatinof and the behind the scenes are going to cost the same? Is there gonna be a sort of deal, like buy the two togheter and you pay -2$ ?

Edit: that evidence, saw some of that on twitter

[yupitsme]

Who do you think he is, Phil?

I logged in just to post this

[gnostic]

It's the tiniest mention but apparently (see 3:00 - 3:02) Mark has some inner feelings towards Dan and Phil Xd.



At least he knew their names, which puts them above around 40 other youtubers lol

[anathema]

Yeah I don't find sharing clothes that odd. If I had someone my size heck yeah I'd share clothes, double the wardrobe, half the space

But it's so honestly they could fart in the same room and people could find phan evidence from it so whatever.

I found a twitter with all of the "evidence" if you're still interested (forgive me if this has already been mentioned somewhere)

Ah, yes, because Dan would definitely date a teenage fan who has been active in phandom and tweeting him since she was sixteen years old.

Who do you think he is, Phil?

(Also, that danhasagf account is just filled with a bunch of BS. The icon is photoshopped from the girl's M&G photo. As if Dan's secret 19 year old girlfriend would pay money to go meet him at an event? Like if you're gonna start girlfriend rumors at least make them realistic )

Edit: thoughts on this? (Is it real? Who was it DM'ed to if it is? Etc.)

[melon lord]

(Also, that danhasagf account is just filled with a bunch of BS. The icon is photoshopped from the girl's M&G photo. As if Dan's secret 19 year old girlfriend would pay money to go meet him at an event? Like if you're gonna start girlfriend rumors at least make them realistic )

Well Dan stans Kanye and I wouldn't put it past Kanye to make his girlfriend pay to attend his own event so idk take from that what you will

I'm guessing the dm message "dan" sent on twitter is also photoshopped? I am so out of the gossip loop.

[eevee]

Edit: thoughts on this? (Is it real? Who was it DM'ed to if it is? Etc.)

There's no way it's real. Don't be easily fooled by a "screenshot" of a DM or other message. They are easily manipulated (photoshop, gimp, fire alpaca, paint tool SAI). I'm honestly surprised no one has made one that says "phan is real" and attempted to spread it around, since I see fake DMs fooling a lot of people. Knowledge is power!

[Lurktacularr]

I sometimes think that really mental brand of dan girls antis know that one of the strongest arguments against them is how long Dan the boys have been single without even any notable rumours linking them to anyone.

It would surprise me not one iota if someone thought this was a solution to give them some clap back: start rumours that maybe nobody will even believe but will talk about enough to use it as a reference point for being linked to someone.

Again with this weak ass tepid tea. I'm done with is.

On a much more interesting note: liveshow time

[LurkingTrash]

I'm loving his mood today and he's so excited about the ytr stuff, I'm a happy trashcan rn