Dan & Phil part 25: 15% depth, 75% bants

[lishachi]

dans ls was really nice, so excited for the trailers tomorrow 7pm he said right? UK time i presume?
either way i'm looking forward to it

[SquishPhan]

I liked the mood Dan was in, but for me it was just an okay live show.

The five days leading up to TATINOF and the BTS coming out, we are getting extras. Such as things that didn’t make it in, so I’m excited about that.

There is going to be no chickens in the Dan and Phil household.

I’m always here for Dan talking about sexism and feminism.

Also did we just manage to get through a whole live show without a Kanye mention, or did I miss it?

[hollyphan]

I liked the mood Dan was in, but for me it was just an okay live show.

The five days leading up to TATINOF and the BTS coming out, we are getting extras. Such as things that didn’t make it in, so I’m excited about that.

There is going to be no chickens in the Dan and Phil household.

I’m always here for Dan talking about sexism and feminism.

Also did we just manage to get through a whole live show without a Kanye mention, or did I miss it?

I think we did

[DryCereal]

For some reason the cycling safety rant struck a chord with me... can't think why...! (omg, if they read my morphine-fuelled message I will curl up and die...
Two things though - I was wearing neon, had flashing lights on my bike, didn't do shit for me(!) - BUT WEAR. A. DAMN. HELMET. You only get one brain, and it's a fragile, smushy thing. Protect it.



Ahem.



No Darla, and suitcase in the hallway. Apocalypse/#phandivorce confirmed.

"No chicken in ou- ...the dan and phil house" It's been a while since the last slip.

Also did we just manage to get through a whole live show without a Kanye mention, or did I miss it?

I want so badly to believe... but it seems too good to be true!!!

Trailers 7pm tomorrow. Just under 21 hours folks.

[akui]

Just want to congratulate everyone and spread the cheer because we finally did it! We finally have a liveshow without any Kanye in it!!!

KANYE FREE LIVESHOW

[melon lord]

Oh gosh I'm so hyped you have no idea

I mean it'll probably not be what I'm thinking of but you never know



He loves Uncle Iroh bless But then again who DOESN'T love Uncle Iroh I mean lbr

When he was talking about Avatar ships and I was like

YES GIVE ME THE INFO I SEEK

- liveshow freezes -

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Artdefines06]

I s2g if Dan's poster idea is * tatinof spoiler*

the dam brokeback/titanic posing scene from tatinof

I ill cut someone. I can't have that on my corner (there is a youtube billboard literally right down the street from me), my husband will judge me so hard lol. Please let it be something cute like whiskers or heck, even llamas.

sorry about the 50 billion edits

[DryCereal]

Dan's billboard ad:

I'm calling llama-legs. Bet you. Maybe chorus-line kicks in gold suit/hat combo as a close 2nd...

[Artdefines06]

Dan's billboard ad:

I'm calling llama-legs. Bet you. Maybe chorus-line kicks in gold suit/hat combo as a close 2nd...

Could be the first, I doubt the second. He said it would be a throwback, something involving branding over the last 5 years. Im assuming shrek/kanye are not allowed because of legal things. And it would have to involve branding for both of them... Although my idea is longer than 5 years ago...Could he have gotten the timing wrong? Maybe it feels like less time than it actually was to him

[melon lord]

The dangf twitter account is still at it, it will go down with this shiiiiiip

No idea what you guys are talking about the ads so even though I am sooooo curious I'll try and stay pleasantly surprised when the time comes uhhhh not that I'll avoid reading what you say, I'm too nosy for that tbh

[mysterylovescompany]

Teasers every day leading up to the release of the show and doco, I think I heard Dan say? If so, yes please!

[human]

I s2g if Dan's poster idea is * tatinof spoiler*

the dam brokeback/titanic posing scene from tatinof

I ill cut someone. I can't have that on my corner (there is a youtube billboard literally right down the street from me), my husband will judge me so hard lol. Please let it be something cute like whiskers or heck, even llamas.

sorry about the 50 billion edits

Lol I didn't even think of that. Admittedly, I thought of llamas and just, no. I have no idea what it is but I just hope it's not that. Please for the love of dil, not llamas.

No idea what the twitter drama is about but eh, how do these things even take off lol. So many trolls lately; you'd think the bored trolls would have come out during the content drought but nope here we are with ample content and still people got too much time on their hands haha.

[blueapple_x]

Dan's billboard ad:

I'm calling llama-legs. Bet you. Maybe chorus-line kicks in gold suit/hat combo as a close 2nd...

Agreed for llama legs (or him on a llama). Bonus if he has cat whiskers on too. Or is wearing his dinosaur onesie.

Can't wait for tomorrow and the days leading up to the release of the films!

Also interested to see the thing/video they've planned to answer questions about the trailers.

[nephilimcat]

I would have liked this ls but my internet was so bad and it kept stopping, even though I watched it on tumblr. I hope the Internet in my uni flat will be better

Interesting stuff:
-Do we know if they are traveling anywhere? There's a suitcase in the background. But knowing Dan and Phil, it might have been standing there for weeks
- According to Dan, they'll film an Undertale vid and then make a whole week during or more likely after spooky week
- Tatinof trailer tomorrow around 7 pm, but if we don't want spoilers, we shouldn't watch it. As if I'd listen to that, I'll just complain about spoilers
- 5 days of "gifts" until tatinof comes to ytr
- Christmas baking video is still a maybe, they will decide it spontaneously
- Talked about male insecurity and confirmed that he cried during bake off, reasons why I love him
- If there are questions after the trailer, they have things to answer them. Whatever that means.

My other random thoughts:

- like 10 secs in and already mentioning phil
- “it’s another sexy Tuesday on earth and aren’t we all glad to be alive *existential stuff following* are you ok, daniel?
- he cut his hand (dan, this happens to me on a daily basis)
-new iphone that is black af and no headphone hole
- actually cut himself on the headphone cable, living flop
- “and it was bleeding for like an hour” wow drama queen
- chicken question again: he doesn’t want the responsibility (so no kids for you?)
- he doesn’t have snapchat but the “future is promising in a tiny irrelevant way” WHat does that mean?
- he prefers mcr cancer
- pewdiepie is a friend and he finds interesting what's currently going on with him
- “next pokemon video” – “hmm”
- music talk again I s2g it’s my least fav talk
- debate = ok
- he says it’s important to care about politics I don’t like politics but I know it’s important
- they don’t want to age dil up because he should have kids
- banging the fucking table again, why did he develop that habit?
- tatinof teaser was a prologue to the show
- Billboards in LA and maybe the UK with Dan and Phil on it.
- thankfully ytr isn’t out in my country
- “dan doesn’t want a pet chicken = dan hates chickens confirmed” I like how he shows the people in the chat how ridiculous they are (not all of them, obviously)
- “is it possible to be too happy” uh, please give me some of your happiness if you don’t want it, stranger
- the sign on the door fell off: ghost?
- advice to break your legs so you won’t have to do homework, uhm, you just need your hands for that...
- phil drug talk
- “Tall lesbian” – “problematic”
- he understands why games like slither.io are fun but when he has free time he wouldn’t choose to play a .io game but “you do you”
- photoday advice *war flashbacks*
- "can you play the piano" – "NO" (hehe, love him)
- never ate/drank pumpkin spice just putting that out there. I never ate a pumpkin either
- Avatar talk and wow he spoiled me… I couldn’t react that fast, is he serious?
- food wars (I don’t understand what’s cool about this but I'm lowkey intrigued because food)
- kitchen sounds in the background (?) Is Philly cooking?
- Pokemon Go thingy that he doesn’t need arrived, he's still salty about the farfetch’d
- I didn’t see the unironic smiley tweet? What is he talking about?
- his tweet aesthetic
- explanation why he still has the doge shirt (its ok dan, no judgement from me)
- dan feeling violated by a postman and people apparently didn't understand his tweet
- “wear bike helmets”
- AHS S6: “me and phil are holding on” apparently it's not good so far and they hope for a twist but it could be a flop
- “bring phil" -" am I not good enough for you, Phil is doing Phil things in his Phil life” Ok...
_ Green Day released new songs??? Well, I’ve never been up to date with music, oops.
- He actually cried during bake off, I like how he’s honest about this stuff and therefore showing it's ok for a man to cry
- He doesn't have a number one feel-good-movie
- Avatar was progressive for that time but still problematic (I love him because he recognises male insecurity)
- He told the ambulance to shut up
- “we’re getting there” yeah, but so slowly it feels like we take steps back
- they spent the last six months working on all the current videos
- “do you know who fob is?” WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT?
- I'm watching the rest on phanshows because my Internet kills me

[human]

Not interesting, but looks like Dan got the iPhone 7 and not the iPhone 7 Plus. Surprising choice! Since he loved his iPhone 6 Plus so much lol wonder why he changed his mind.

I also note that the case Phil lovingly purchased him from SkinnyDip isn't being used again though (and it fits, I'm using my old iPhone 6 case on my 7 too). How rude. He probably only used that gift for like, two weeks lol.

[Artdefines06]

Not interesting, but looks like Dan got the iPhone 7 and not the iPhone 7 Plus. Surprising choice! Since he loved his iPhone 6 Plus so much lol wonder why he changed his mind.

I also note that the case Phil lovingly purchased him from SkinnyDip isn't being used again though (and it fits, I'm using my old iPhone 6 case on my 7 too). How rude. He probably only used that gift for like, two weeks lol.

I think I remember that it annoyed him that the stars always ended up stuck in the corner. Bothered his perfectionist, OCD sensibilities

[confusedpanda]

I would have liked this ls but my internet was so bad and it kept stopping, even though I watched it on tumblr. I hope the Internet in my uni flat will be better

Interesting stuff:
-Do we know if they are traveling anywhere? There's a suitcase in the background. But knowing Dan and Phil, it might have been standing there for weeks
- According to Dan, they'll film an Undertale vid and then make a whole week during or more likely after spooky week
- Tatinof trailer tomorrow around 7 pm, but if we don't want spoilers, we shouldn't watch it. As if I'd listen to that, I'll just complain about spoilers
- 5 days of "gifts" until tatinof comes to ytr
- Christmas baking video is still a maybe, they will decide it spontaneously
- Talked about male insecurity and confirmed that he cried during bake off, reasons why I love him
- If there are questions after the trailer, they have things to answer them. Whatever that means.

My other random thoughts:

- like 10 secs in and already mentioning phil
- “it’s another sexy Tuesday on earth and aren’t we all glad to be alive *existential stuff following* are you ok, daniel?
- he cut his hand (dan, this happens to me on a daily basis)
-new iphone that is black af and no headphone hole
- actually cut himself on the headphone cable, living flop
- “and it was bleeding for like an hour” wow drama queen
- chicken question again: he doesn’t want the responsibility (so no kids for you?)
- he doesn’t have snapchat but the “future is promising in a tiny irrelevant way” WHat does that mean?
- he prefers mcr cancer
- pewdiepie is a friend and he finds interesting what's currently going on with him
- “next pokemon video” – “hmm”
- music talk again I s2g it’s my least fav talk
- debate = ok
- he says it’s important to care about politics I don’t like politics but I know it’s important
- they don’t want to age dil up because he should have kids
- banging the fucking table again, why did he develop that habit?
- tatinof teaser was a prologue to the show

- Billboards in LA and maybe the UK with Dan and Phil on it but SEPERATELY (?). That actually doesn't make sense, they're always together but when they actually release something together, they're seperated?

- thankfully ytr isn’t out in my country
- “dan doesn’t want a pet chicken = dan hates chickens confirmed” I like how he shows the people in the chat how ridiculous they are (not all of them, obviously)
- “is it possible to be too happy” uh, please give me some of your happiness if you don’t want it, stranger
- the sign on the door fell off: ghost?
- advice to break your legs so you won’t have to do homework, uhm, you just need your hands for that...
- phil drug talk
- “Tall lesbian” – “problematic”
- he understands why games like slither.io are fun but when he has free time he wouldn’t choose to play a .io game but “you do you”
- photoday advice *war flashbacks*
- "can you play the piano" – "NO" (hehe, love him)
- never ate/drank pumpkin spice just putting that out there. I never ate a pumpkin either
- Avatar talk and wow he spoiled me… I couldn’t react that fast, is he serious?
- food wars (I don’t understand what’s cool about this but I'm lowkey intrigued because food)
- kitchen sounds in the background (?) Is Philly cooking?
- Pokemon Go thingy that he doesn’t need arrived, he's still salty about the farfetch’d
- I didn’t see the unironic smiley tweet? What is he talking about?
- his tweet aesthetic
- explanation why he still has the doge shirt (its ok dan, no judgement from me)
- dan feeling violated by a postman and people apparently didn't understand his tweet
- “wear bike helmets”
- AHS S6: “me and phil are holding on” apparently it's not good so far and they hope for a twist but it could be a flop
- “bring phil" -" am I not good enough for you, Phil is doing Phil things in his Phil life” Ok...
_ Green Day released new songs??? Well, I’ve never been up to date with music, oops.
- He actually cried during bake off, I like how he’s honest about this stuff and therefore showing it's ok for a man to cry
- He doesn't have a number one feel-good-movie
- Avatar was progressive for that time but still problematic (I love him because he recognises male insecurity)
- He told the ambulance to shut up
- “we’re getting there” yeah, but so slowly it feels like we take steps back
- they spent the last six months working on all the current videos
- “do you know who fob is?” WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT?
- I'm watching the rest on phanshows because my Internet kills me

With what's bolded, dan meant that the billboards will not be in London and LA at the same time. Not that they will be on separate billboards from what I understand. It wouldn't make any sense for them to not both be on it as it's their show, together.

[DryCereal]

With what's bolded, dan meant that the billboards will not be in London and LA at the same time. Not that they will be on separate billboards from what I understand. It wouldn't make any sense for them to not both be on it as it's their show, together.

Nope. As he said "Phil's is really good" "mine is just..." (probably paraphrased) but definitely implied, if not outright stated that they have individual billboards. (Though there'll prob also be joint promo stuff too)

[LurkingTrash]

- he doesn’t have snapchat but the “future is promising in a tiny irrelevant way” WHat does that mean?

I feel like they're going to release a snapchat filter for ytr? like all the other youtubers maybe on the day it goes live? meh, it will probably be one of those that depends on your location and I will not be able to use it

[taetaewl]

wow the twitter thing is getting more and more absurd, apparently they are now clamming the suitcase in the hallway belongs to Dan's gf.... lol I wonder where this is going to end. Well im sticking through cuz it's too funny
Edit: okay... now I think this twitter account belongs to a rather far-fetched (lunatic I would prefer to say) 10 y/o who is very much bored this night and is attacking this poor girl on the otherside of this crazy rumor. And ofc phandom is freaking out once again and is probably bulling this girl who is or is not on this joke...

Well I didn't enjoy the ls that much, it was meh. Nothing that interesting. But at least he was in a good mood today
Chicken tho

[mio]

If any of you havent seen this: we're planning a YTR group watch over in the TATINOF forum, if you wanna join you can now vote for your preferred date
(sorry on mobile and too lazy to link)

[itsonlybeth]

Teasers every day leading up to the release of the show and doco, I think I heard Dan say? If so, yes please!

I'm sure I heard every day for the 5 days leading up to it? So from Friday?!? Plenty to talk about then!

[melon lord]

Twitter account is having a meltdown over here

You uh, okay over there?

[missemma]

I s2g if Dan's poster idea is * tatinof spoiler*

the dam brokeback/titanic posing scene from tatinof

I ill cut someone. I can't have that on my corner (there is a youtube billboard literally right down the street from me), my husband will judge me so hard lol. Please let it be something cute like whiskers or heck, even llamas.

sorry about the 50 billion edits

Oh god, you're going to be right.
When he said his rebrand was going to be funny, he meant his usual; it'll be funny to him and we are all going to cringe internally.
If he really uses that then I'm unstanning (it was the only part of tatinof I felt was baiting and didn't enjoy).

His liveshow was mega lagtastic for me so going to have to rewatch to make any decent points. The only bit that I got through without lag was the pokemon go rant. My opinions on that:
> no way is he nearly level 30 seeing as he was 25 in Hong Kong. Hes said for weeks now he's given up playing so unless he's lying he wouldn't be anywhere near 30. I've been addicted the whole time and I was at 25 when he was and I'm only half way through 26.
> he keeps moaning that London only has rattata, pidgey, drowzee and you'd have to have it on all the time to 'randomly' catch the 30 or so he needs. well, this isn't actually true. London has so many Pokemon nests it's easy to actually go to random places and catch all the ones you need to evolve. he's a fan of reddit and there are threads dedicated to these places. what he means is he's a lazy fuck and he can't be arsed to travel to catch them. they've just moved all the nests around so he could easily catch the remaining ones he needs. I have 24 left to catch and it's much easier to catch them all.

</boringpokemongorantover>

The @danhasagf Twitter account is actually lolzor although probably not funny for the first they're harassing.

[melon lord]

Yeah the twitter account is clearly by someone deranged bored enough but I can imagine it's not fun being on the receiving end of this... behaviour

this shit's so funny though I mean c'mon this is actually using precious internet data