Dan & Phil Part 28: Possibly very gay

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I'd like to know how a 6'4 grown ass male is out here fitting himself in a Winnie the Pooh onesie.

The answer is barely

would still let him do me in it

This is all I have to say. May this liveshow be messy as fuck, to give me something more interesting to talk about.
I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is talk shit on IDB
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Philena wrote:I need Shitty Watercolour to provide me with the lovely image of a Pooh Bear-ed Dan straddling a shirtless Phil whilst connecting his freckles with a Sharpie.
Sounds like a job for manged
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melon lord wrote:
IckleMissMayhem wrote:Also: Tonberries ar not cute. Anyone who's played FF games knows they're sneaky little barstewards who bide their time, then fuck you the heck up in nanoseconds once they're in range.

And it's getting closer...

#SaveDan2k16 :?
Oh man oh man, tonberries are the nightmares FF fans have at night. Cactuars and Tonberries, instant nervous sweating.

#SaveDan2k16 indeed

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Philena wrote:I need Shitty Watercolour to provide me with the lovely image of a Pooh Bear-ed Dan straddling a shirtless Phil whilst connecting his freckles with a Sharpie.
fuck me up the ass I want this so much
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Lurktacularr wrote:I'd like to know how a 6'4 grown ass male is out here fitting himself in a Winnie the Pooh onesie.

The answer is barely

would still let him do me in it

This is all I have to say. May this liveshow be messy as fuck, to give me something more interesting to talk about.
I hope he brings a ribena bottle to the show.

Seriously, we need a messy ls, it's been a while.
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IckleMissMayhem wrote:
Philena wrote:I need Shitty Watercolour to provide me with the lovely image of a Pooh Bear-ed Dan straddling a shirtless Phil whilst connecting his freckles with a Sharpie.
Sounds like a job for manged
This would be hilarious. So is the thought, not that we need to imagine, thank you Daniel, of a 6'4" man in a Winnie the Pooh onesie that's several sizes too small. It barely passes his knees but what a cute button he is anyway :)

Good point about the underworld not having wifi, though now I am wondering what Phil would find if he tried that. Depends how you join the dots, there would be different ways to do it.

I'd forgotten it's liveshow day again already, looking forward to it more now.
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Lurktacularr wrote:I'd like to know how a 6'4 grown ass male is out here fitting himself in a Winnie the Pooh onesie.

The answer is barely

would still let him do me in it

This is all I have to say. May this liveshow be messy as fuck, to give me something more interesting to talk about.
Amen.
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Freaking hated Squall's moves I was rubbish at them :sideeye:

Uhhhh wait pooh onesie yes he can get stuck in my honey jar :thumb:

what did I just write dear god :facepalm:

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Update:
21.05 PM, Dan has yet to make an appearance. My prediction is that he is stuck in the Pooh Onesie.
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Lurktacularr wrote:I'd like to know how a 6'4 grown ass male is out here fitting himself in a Winnie the Pooh onesie.

The answer is barely

would still let him do me in it

This is all I have to say. May this liveshow be messy as fuck, to give me something more interesting to talk about.


(Also just imagine him yelling for Phil and then Phil walks in and seems him half in the onesie and Dan is just like "can you help me put this on?" and Phil being so done with him :lol: )
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000dia000 wrote: Regarding Ouji Boards: Now, I'm Agnostic, but one bit of advice I could give you about Ouji Boards is don't fuck with them. Just don't. Stay away. Don't. DON'T. No-no. I kind of want to slap Phil for even messing around with it, just no. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ppl seem to have moves on but I wanted to put my 2 cents in here despite struggling quite a lot to talk about this whole subject.
I too am agnostic about god(s) and this stuff but I mostly believe in ghosts and I'm glad he isn't doing the ouija board, not because I would be offended but because I'd be worried about deppy. Mostly I'm chill about ghosts and things but if there's one thing that can rattle me is ouija boards, I'd be worried sick if he actually did mess with it, please NO. Keep safe even if you don't believe in it. (I legit walked off a few house parties in the middle of dark streets in pajamas because someone dared to pull out an ouija board, I don't want to even be near these things much less know people I love are messing with it)
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IckleMissMayhem wrote:
Philena wrote:I need Shitty Watercolour to provide me with the lovely image of a Pooh Bear-ed Dan straddling a shirtless Phil whilst connecting his freckles with a Sharpie.
Sounds like a job for manged
manged can draw the aftermath! dizzy can write the fic.
eevee wrote:
Philena wrote:I need Shitty Watercolour to provide me with the lovely image of a Pooh Bear-ed Dan straddling a shirtless Phil whilst connecting his freckles with a Sharpie.
fuck me up the ass I want this so much
Lurktacularr wrote:I'd like to know how a 6'4 grown ass male is out here fitting himself in a Winnie the Pooh onesie.

The answer is barely

would still let him do me in it

This is all I have to say. May this liveshow be messy as fuck, to give me something more interesting to talk about.
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Dan is on :P
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Literally joined this ls in time for "how many thumbs do I have inside me?" - which is hopefully setting the tone

Edit: I'm so ready for spooky week omg.
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We've moved on and Dan is now live but it's lagging for me so I'm just gonna post this now.

Old Phil's tweet about his freckles. I'm not sure which body part is this, his arms? Thighs?
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"Back in my day" - are you kidding me, Dan?

(I do agree though, who calls their wifi "cringe"!?)
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swofro wrote:We've moved on and Dan is now live but it's lagging for me so I'm just gonna post this now.

Old Phil's tweet about his freckles. I'm not sure which body part is this, his arms? Thighs?
that's a lot of freckles! beautiful
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swofro wrote:We've moved on and Dan is now live but it's lagging for me so I'm just gonna post this now.

Old Phil's tweet about his freckles. I'm not sure which body part is this, his arms? Thighs?
Wow that really are a lot of freckles.
I would say that it is his arm.
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swofro wrote:We've moved on and Dan is now live but it's lagging for me so I'm just gonna post this now.

Old Phil's tweet about his freckles. I'm not sure which body part is this, his arms? Thighs?
Looks like his arm to me - like the crook of his elbow (you can see his feet too!)

(he has as many freckles as I do. Pale People Problems :? )
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I enjoy his rants on the use of cringe :lol:
Why do words get so overused in the shortest time in the age of the internet?

Is this just me or is this stream laggy af?
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My Internet is being annoying so it is soo laggy tonight. .

Interesting about the DAPGO Q&A thing. Glad it will be filmed. Try to get a ticket to the London one though.
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swofro wrote:We've moved on and Dan is now live but it's lagging for me so I'm just gonna post this now.

Old Phil's tweet about his freckles. I'm not sure which body part is this, his arms? Thighs?


Looks like his arm to me - like the crook of his elbow (you can see his feet too!)

(he has as many freckles as I do. Pale People Problems :? )
Definitely his arm.

(same here. I am literally covered in freckles. If I tried to do a dot to do of mine, I would literally be colouring in my body! )
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i almost feel like splurging on a premium message, what's with the same topics :sideeye:

it IS laggy a bit
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this dapgo event thing -

ive already pre-ordered the book lmao, but i'm going to go anyway and get another book just to go to the event.

thats what you call crazy, especially for someone who has no money
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Dan gives few shits today. Or maybe a lot. I'm not sure which.
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Mine is lagging too so I bet it's partly to do with Dan's connection.
swofro wrote:Old Phil's tweet about his freckles. I'm not sure which body part is this, his arms? Thighs?
Cute! And I would say that's his arm.
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