Dan & Phil Part 29: Horton hears two b*tch ass liars

[tylerrjoseph]

i was watching this in the car with my mom b/c i forgot my headphones... she snorted really loud at 9:48 when dan yelled 'fuck my ass.' thanks dan.

edit: what a sad post to be on top of the page

[felucca]

Does he has like...quite a lot more defined freckles than he used to? Did America do that to him? Sorz for the skin cancer, bae.

I think he's just one of those people who get a lot of moles as they grow older.

(Lol apparently the skin of people with many moles ages more slowly, the more you know. And yes, also skin cancer.)

[Moony]

I loooove the new video. I think I have seen this game before but I still jumped at some points which I usually don't do horror games just don't influence me, I am probably deeply broken haha
They both seemed in a good mood as well. It was some top banter™

13:13 Dan: "hello! whee" *laughs* "weeh" *laughs*
That moment was cute

[Rigby]

[offtopic]Omg I just saw this video and I instantly thought of Dan.

https://www.facebook.com/jsudano/videos ... 280898358/

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[kuensukki]

I think those freaking masks were the scariest part of that video. Who thought those would be a good idea!?
I did get this really nice screenshot of Dan though

Does he has like...quite a lot more defined freckles than he used to? Did America do that to him? Sorz for the skin cancer, bae.

Nope, Dans always had his constellation freckles

[eevee]

[offtopic]Omg I just saw this video and I instantly thought of Dan.

https://www.facebook.com/jsudano/videos ... 280898358/

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this is AMAZING!

[coffeepenguin]

[offtopic]Omg I just saw this video and I instantly thought of Dan.

https://www.facebook.com/jsudano/videos ... 280898358/

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this is the best thing I've seen, like, this month, thank you

Now, about the spooky week so far, I have an unpopular opinion, I guess? 'cause I liked all the videos, I've rewatched all of them several times already and yeah, yesterday's was the best, but I don't enjoy this kind of games in general nor do I get scared by them, so it's all about Deppy's reactions for me. Yes, I prefer it when they are enjoying the games they are playing, but I quite like the sass, too. I also found their bants somehow different this year and much less persona heavy, maybe it's wishful thinking, but if this is rebranding, I'm all for it

[DeadlyNova]

That video was quite entertaining! That last jumpscare is the first one all week that made me jump. xD

I do think the masks were scarier than anything I've ever seen in any spooky week ever, though....

[SquishPhan]

Really enjoyed the latest vid. I got jump scared a few times, which is what I want from Spooky week. But I also loved Dan and Phil’s reactions.

Someone needs to burn the masks they were wearing. Those were just disturbing.

[offtopic]Omg I just saw this video and I instantly thought of Dan.

https://www.facebook.com/jsudano/videos ... 280898358/

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[melon lord]

I was not prepared and I REALLY needed to pee before watching this video but I didn't know anything about the game so I was like ehhhh how bad can it be?

Let's just say I don't need to pee anymore after that first jumpscare

This was sooo fun! Spooky, bantsy, full of amazing quotes, poor Phil was having a crisis during the video

That next clue, ooohhh something with cats?? I thought Fran Bow but it's surely not spooky week material. Does anyone know of a popular spoopy game with cats in it?

[Winston]

I have to say the way this spooky week started was v disappointing, but the last two videos have saved it, imo.

The video last night I was waiting for Phil to climb into Dan's chair, he kept getting farther and farther behind Dan it made me laugh. I did fall asleep a during it, so I don't know what that says about how much sleep I am lacking or what it says about me as a person... I had to start it over a few times before I could stay awake. Oops. I did like it though, and I could share it with my husband because I thought he would enjoy the game. He liked outlast and PT before so it's always nice when I can share it with him.

Today's video I enjoyed the most so far, as it had a great combo of funny bants and jumpscares. Dan was very focused on shitting and things going up his butt. Anyone do a count on how many times Dan has said "shit"? Seriously there is a lot of it in this one. Although this whole week so far I have heard that word a hell of a lot. Maybe Dan is constipated and just is hopeful one of these game will help him along...

I was thinking about the whole tradition thing they have going on. I hope that next year they don't play another sonic if there is a new one. And FNAF was good for a while but now it is pretty repetitive (Although I did enjoy this one, I would have liked a longer play through since I wanted to see how the story went-I guess I will have to watch Mark). Maybe next year they could do a longer lets play of a game, instead of one game per video. I know they love their traditions, but really just have a spooky week guys, it doesn't have to have the same games every year.

[papierklemmen]

i really enjoyed this vid!! i like the combination of the less-persona dan&phil and them being in a good mood. the game wasn't scary but some of the jumpscares got me, i liked how shit the game was. i agree with those saying that i like the rebranding if it means theyll be like this (more genuine bantz and less persona), but as the first vids of the weeks showed it works better when they're into it and aren't in a shitty mood (esp. dan).

[bee]

They were in the flow man. I wish I could be half as funny and articulate. And cute. Anyway

[koalaselfie]

This game was oddly the scariest for me out of all of the other spooky week games I think the creepy low-fi crappy graphics just made the atmosphere freaky; that, coupled with the extremely random jump-scares, lol.
And in this...! I think their commentary did it for me...like the passing remarks on the music, surroundings (calling the places 'Teethland' etc) and naming the monsters made me feel all 'involved', which is truly nonsense but there we go (And it did make me for, as somebody else suggested here, some open-world game playing on the channel...just anything! Because I love the way Deppy name and personalise the worlds. True #immersion in this video!)
Also, I laughed out loud several times at Dan's random yet wonderfully eloquent sentences; boy knows how to put an extremely weird, yet entirely coherent sentence together.
I liked how he emphasised 'Daddy' at the very start when they were reading out the intro screen too And of course, the 'F*** MY ASS' moment. Making our job (to speculate on everything) too easy, Spaniel.
Also, oqua your beautiful compilations of their photographs are so precious Thank you for your kind work

[JoeAverage]

Again late Af with opinions on the oulast vid:

So Phil was just wearing underwear right? He said shorts but that was just underwear right?

Right?

Right?

phil showing off his legs i mean socks cause that is obviously what we were all looking at.

Ain't nobody looking at your vampire cats, Philly.

Was Phil wearing boxer brief? Well I know its going to be a good video if it starts with Phil showing some skin. It is pretty scary but I missed Phil's one-liner, the boy is silent when he's spooked.

Phil in shorts

You guys priorities are set in the right place.

-Also i dont really think we are going to get a proper "spook" this year, specially cos its both of them playing and not only dan or phil; they have a disgustingly good chemistry and same sense of humor, so its almost impossible for them not to break the mood by their bants or one of them saying sth dumb/funny. Last time i got kinda scared with deppy was with dans solo outlast vid and i still kinda cracked up at times, so yeah im really not expecting anything besides jump scares, which truthfully i dont mind in the slightest, scary stuff aint my shizz.

give me a 30 min videos of just phils legs pls

Now i shall watch the new video!

[vincentian]

Enjoyed today’s video a lot, it was so effortlessly funny, they were on a roll. When Dan is sarcastic and positive at the same time, lots of funny phrases come out of his mouth and the mood of the video stays cheerful. Easily favourite spooky video (of 2016) so far.

Playing Outlast 2 demo, they looked more scared than they were supposed to be. I appreciate they played at least one truly scary game, wish it was longer/had more story in it, but their reactions were very interesting to watch. Didn't jump once though.

[tylerrjoseph]

regarding dan's hint- the only one coming to mind for me is the cat lady, which i know a bit about, but tl;dr it's apparently very dark. i remember it being discussed on the main thread pre-spooky week, so i watched the video of felix playing tcl and i'd honestly like seeing deppy take a reach out of their comfort zone on this one. just not sure how they'd go about it. the game seemed pretty interesting to me, though! any other ideas as to what it could be?

[Catallena]

..Kinda meh? I enjoyed it but that game... At first the jumpscares did get me but after a few of those it got really repetitive and the game just seemed kinda pointless. By the end of it I barely even flinched. It just became funny because of how bad the game looked and them commenting on that + making fun of the monsters. That's fine of course and I quite enjoyed that, but it didn't spook me much. Despite that, it's still a whole lot nicer to see them enjoy playing a game (even if they think it's bad) than that bad attitude Dan had during Sonic and FNAF.

Now those face masks were the real nightmare fuel of the video, jfc D:

Offtopic from the new vid but they have been nominated for quite a few things for the BONCAS Awards:

If ISG wins it's category how big is the chance Jack and/or Dean will go on Twitter rant about their own superior content? Or do they not have the guts for that kind of career suicide because D&P aren't as easy bait as Gleamers?

What kind of fuckery is FunForLouis getting nominated for his sponsored propaganda for North Korea though? I hope he doesn't win shit.

[melon lord]

regarding dan's hint- the only one coming to mind for me is the cat lady, which i know a bit about, but tl;dr it's apparently very dark. i remember it being discussed on the main thread pre-spooky week, so i watched the video of felix playing tcl and i'd honestly like seeing deppy take a reach out of their comfort zone on this one. just not sure how they'd go about it. the game seemed pretty interesting to me, though! any other ideas as to what it could be?

I absolutely adore the cat lady so if it was that, I'll be so critical of them is2g

But it's not really spooky week material tbh, it's uncomfortable and dark and talks about dark topics, but it's not scary.

I mean dark yes, disturbing hella yes, but scary? spooky? nah. If anything they probably wouldn't want to play such a heavy game on a lighthearted channel.

Didn't Ethan Carter have something about cats? or am I very wrong?

There is a game called Case Animatronics (this is the steam link) http://store.steampowered.com/app/489360/

it's like FNAF but first person walking around and such, Outlast-esque. Maybe..?

Maybe I'm too hung up on the cat emoji. But I am scratching my head over here, damn him and his vague hints

[nephilimcat]

regarding dan's hint- the only one coming to mind for me is the cat lady, which i know a bit about, but tl;dr it's apparently very dark. i remember it being discussed on the main thread pre-spooky week, so i watched the video of felix playing tcl and i'd honestly like seeing deppy take a reach out of their comfort zone on this one. just not sure how they'd go about it. the game seemed pretty interesting to me, though! any other ideas as to what it could be?

I recently watched it because someone recommended it on the thread and I can't see them playing it on camera. First of all: it's too long. But most importantly because it's way too heavy for their funny gaming channel. It isn't just creepy or scary or disturbing, it also portrays depression in a very realistic way. It even made me cry (I never cry while watching movies or stuff like that, so you can imagine how heavy it is). It just doesn't belong on their gaming channel.

[JoeAverage]

Watched the new vid and i got jumpscared so hard, this is what i get for talking shit on my last comment.

I really did enjoy that last vid, (im actually enjoying all of spooky week, i love watching them daily), it simultaneously made me crap my pants and laugh till i cried.

Highlights that i can remember:

-Phil trying to remove dans creepy mask.
-Stranger things, convo. "pls nosebleed us out of this situation" is gold.
-my boo phil getting scared. *PROTECT*¨
-That monster that kinda looked like a vagina with teeth. (i cant be the only one that thought this right?)
-bant about HBO opening sequence thing.
-Samara from the ring: "I wave my ax as a sign of respect" idk why this killed me , like i had to pause the vid to crack up in the darkness of my room.
-"why is it looking at you?" ... bye with this jumpscare
-"life found a way and it came out of my ass"... im back to the living world cracking up.
-"Anthony and Bethany", bless you phil.
-LOTR
-synchronise singing
-"m8 your feet are flat"

I liked this and im glad they had fun!

[coffeepenguin]

-That monster that kinda looked like a vagina with teeth. (i cant be the only one that thought this right?)

it sure did, that was my first thought! but I guess they didn't notice because it's been too long since either of them saw one

[melon lord]

-That monster that kinda looked like a vagina with teeth. (i cant be the only one that thought this right?)

it sure did, that was my first thought! but I guess they didn't notice because it's been too long since either of them saw one

literally me in front of the screen right now



I actually thought those dummies were the scariest, not the faceless mannequins but the ones with the face that looked at you

[felucca]

Unrelated:

Remember that Timeline over how often 2009-2010 D&P saw each other in real life?

Well I finally got my shit together and finished it properly and put it in a google doc for easy access. So yeah. This is how much time they spent together: [LINK!]

Summary:


pink: #confirmed - they definitely spent this time together
blue: debatable - maybe they did, maybe not (not sure when they left/arrived)
grey: no possibility of seeing each other, because of vacation or similar
white: they did not spend this time together, period

[pilotlight]

That was great. The game itself looks really bad, though the monsters were...interesting, but that's a non-issue for me if they're into it and enjoying themselves.
11:34 "Turn around, BIG eyes" The Bonnie Tyler cover I didn't know I needed.