Dan & Phil Part 30: I want your ass

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Catallena wrote:
majitzu wrote:Calendar pics :D
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off-topic af but I just got back from an LGBT-themed quiz night where one of the questions was "which YouTuber said 'wtf even is my sexuality'". My team came second. I still find real-life phandom references the weirdest thing (and I'm going to tatinof in four days haha).
Brilliant. I love it when things like that crop up.
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Catallena wrote:
majitzu wrote:Calendar pics :D
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That is hypnotic. Quite elegant for such a gesture really.
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bless you majitzu for the calendar pics! I'm CRYING about April. That's my birth month. f you deppy. why you do this to me.
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I just think he only does social media when drunk, tbh. Can't really blame him.


...or maybe he's salty that he reached out to deppy only for them to chill with cat instead
Philena wrote:LeftHandedism, my best guess is feeling self-conscious about his teeth, but idk. He has a gorgeous smile.
Is being self-conscious about the alignment of your teeth a common thing in places other than America? From what I understand, way more Americans get braces and other orthodontic work to fix the smallest of misalignments that other cultures aren't bothered by. Also, as an American who apparently cares more about teeth, i haven't really noticed if he has bad teeth? I think they're fine?
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eevee wrote:bless you majitzu for the calendar pics! I'm CRYING about April. That's my birth month. f you deppy. why you do this to me.
Philena wrote:
I just think he only does social media when drunk, tbh. Can't really blame him.


...or maybe he's salty that he reached out to deppy only for them to chill with cat instead
Philena wrote:LeftHandedism, my best guess is feeling self-conscious about his teeth, but idk. He has a gorgeous smile.
Is being self-conscious about the alignment of your teeth a common thing in places other than America? From what I understand, way more Americans get braces and other orthodontic work to fix the smallest of misalignments that other cultures aren't bothered by. Also, as an American who apparently cares more about teeth, i haven't really noticed if he has bad teeth? I think they're fine?
As a non-American who had braces I don't see any problems with his teeth, I think they're completely fine (well, they're slightly crooked but it's usually impossible to detect with their lighting and camera angles anyway). Maybe his idea of good teeth is the Hollywood veneers/lumineers kind of a perfect smile. I don't know about other countries, it's certainly not as common to aim for perfect porcelain fake white teeth where I am though.
I also think he, like other guys, doesn't like his "weak" jawline or something. I don't get men's obsession with "manly" chins.
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papierklemmen wrote:
eevee wrote:bless you majitzu for the calendar pics! I'm CRYING about April. That's my birth month. f you deppy. why you do this to me.
Philena wrote:
I just think he only does social media when drunk, tbh. Can't really blame him.


...or maybe he's salty that he reached out to deppy only for them to chill with cat instead
Philena wrote:LeftHandedism, my best guess is feeling self-conscious about his teeth, but idk. He has a gorgeous smile.
Is being self-conscious about the alignment of your teeth a common thing in places other than America? From what I understand, way more Americans get braces and other orthodontic work to fix the smallest of misalignments that other cultures aren't bothered by. Also, as an American who apparently cares more about teeth, i haven't really noticed if he has bad teeth? I think they're fine?
As a non-American who had braces I don't see any problems with his teeth, I think they're completely fine (well, they're slightly crooked but it's usually impossible to detect with their lighting and camera angles anyway). Maybe his idea of good teeth is the Hollywood veneers/lumineers kind of a perfect smile. I don't know about other countries, it's certainly not as common to aim for perfect porcelain fake white teeth where I am though.
I also think he, like other guys, doesn't like his "weak" jawline or something. I don't get men's obsession with "manly" chins.
I always thought he felt self conscious about his teeth and used to cover his smile because of it. His jawline never came to my mind until now but he does cover the lower half of his face in photos and videos all the time. He uses not only his hands but different kinds of foods, dogs, random objects. Always hiding. :( It makes me feel a bit sad. Didn’t dan make fun of his jaw in the tatinof vlog and maybe in one of the gaming videos?

OT but I wonder if dan showered today. do you think he did and kept it a secret from us :x i need to know
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danphil333 wrote:
papierklemmen wrote:
eevee wrote:bless you majitzu for the calendar pics! I'm CRYING about April. That's my birth month. f you deppy. why you do this to me.
Philena wrote::rofl: I just think he only does social media when drunk, tbh. Can't really blame him.


...or maybe he's salty that he reached out to deppy only for them to chill with cat instead
Philena wrote:LeftHandedism, my best guess is feeling self-conscious about his teeth, but idk. He has a gorgeous smile.
Is being self-conscious about the alignment of your teeth a common thing in places other than America? From what I understand, way more Americans get braces and other orthodontic work to fix the smallest of misalignments that other cultures aren't bothered by. Also, as an American who apparently cares more about teeth, i haven't really noticed if he has bad teeth? I think they're fine?
As a non-American who had braces I don't see any problems with his teeth, I think they're completely fine (well, they're slightly crooked but it's usually impossible to detect with their lighting and camera angles anyway). Maybe his idea of good teeth is the Hollywood veneers/lumineers kind of a perfect smile. I don't know about other countries, it's certainly not as common to aim for perfect porcelain fake white teeth where I am though.
I also think he, like other guys, doesn't like his "weak" jawline or something. I don't get men's obsession with "manly" chins.
I always thought he felt self conscious about his teeth and used to cover his smile because of it. His jawline never came to my mind until now but he does cover the lower half of his face in photos and videos all the time. He uses not only his hands but different kinds of foods, dogs, random objects. Always hiding. :( It makes me feel a bit sad. Didn’t dan make fun of his jaw in the tatinof vlog and maybe in one of the gaming videos?

OT but I wonder if dan showered today. do you think he did and kept it a secret from us :x i need to know
I remember Phil talking about his weak jawline in their Morphing Our Faces video. He mentioned that he always wanted a strong jawline and then they both commented that making Dan's jaw wider is also an improvement. I really don't get it, I like their egg-shaped faces. :lol: Maybe I should blame my past love of Kpop that influenced my beauty standards (they really like their faces eggy).
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Wasn't Phil supposed to have his wisdom teeth out after the US tour? It was mentioned...even Dan said they were headed to OZ with Phils teeth still intact.
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majitzu wrote:Calendar pics :D
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December is my birthday. It had to be Frozen. Dan as Elsa is everything I wanted in life! March is also amazing. HSM was my teenage years!

April is just :gg:
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I love the calender but I also want to slap them for April. LOL.

My favorite movie on this list is also on my birth month. Woo!!!!

I also dislike 'manly' jaws. In that Morpho video I was a bit grossed out at how they looked with them. LOL. Of course I also hate most typically 'manly' features. Probably why I'm more attracted to girls. xD

But I do also think Phil is self concious about his smile. I can relate, even though my teeth are perfectly straight, there are other things about them I don't like.

As for wisdom teeth, I have been thinking about that too. Dan seemed to have no idea why people were asking about Phil's teeth. Maybe he decided to put it off until next year. But I swear I've seen vudeos from, like, 2009 with him complaining about his wisdom teeth hurting. Get rid of them already!
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DeadlyNova wrote:I love the calender but I also want to slap them for April. LOL.

My favorite movie on this list is also on my birth month. Woo!!!!

I also dislike 'manly' jaws. In that Morpho video I was a bit grossed out at how they looked with them. LOL. Of course I also hate most typically 'manly' features. Probably why I'm more attracted to girls. xD

But I do also think Phil is self concious about his smile. I can relate, even though my teeth are perfectly straight, there are other things about them I don't like.

As for wisdom teeth, I have been thinking about that too. Dan seemed to have no idea why people were asking about Phil's teeth. Maybe he decided to put it off until next year. But I swear I've seen vudeos from, like, 2009 with him complaining about his wisdom teeth hurting. Get rid of them already!
He was complaining back in 2009 about them bothering him which is why I can't believe he still has them. He said in a LS he didn't want to endure a week of pain...um it's a lot longer than a week

He should get them out they seem to be affecting his upper teeth. I swear in their last video I saw his teeth move.
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Just saw this on twitter: Accurate :lol:
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If this is true, then why did he post it? :? I hope it's delayed. But anyway, the boys are back in London. May they film PINOF 8 soon. :yippee:
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RiriPandaHeart2 wrote: If this is true, then why did he post it? :? I hope it's delayed. But anyway, the boys are back in London. May they film PINOF 8 soon. :yippee:
Lol it was hours ago, he posted it after 6pm and its been pitch black here for hours haha oh Dan.
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RiriPandaHeart2 wrote: If this is true, then why did he post it? :? I hope it's delayed. But anyway, the boys are back in London. May they film PINOF 8 soon. :yippee:
It's delayed. Safety always comes first, then tweeterinos! It's quite dark in Spain outside so I imagine it's pitch black in the UK and the sky looks too bright in the pic to have been taken minutes ago
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Thanks human and realeyesrealize for telling me!

It's a relief that it's delayed then. They got me worried that they'd be stalked/swarmed at the airport. :D

Sorry for not knowing the time there. It's early morning where I live and I tend to forget exactly how many hours the difference between my time zone and theirs is. I thought it was late afternoon there. Should have checked the time first.
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It might be an interesting LS on Tuesday, considering that Kanye said at a concert performance that he would have voted for Trump (had he actually voted, which he did not apparently.) KW also stated that he plans to run in 2020 against Trump. Some in his audience replied with projectiles.

http://deadline.com/2016/11/donald-trum ... 201856986/
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So they are back in London, makes sense since the Dublin show is in a few days already.
uglyamerican wrote:It might be an interesting LS on Tuesday, considering that Kanye said at a concert performance that he would have voted for Trump (had he actually voted, which he did not apparently.) KW also stated that he plans to run in 2020 against Trump. Some in his audience replied with projectiles.

http://deadline.com/2016/11/donald-trum ... 201856986/
I will never understand why he stans Kanye. :roll:
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uglyamerican wrote:It might be an interesting LS on Tuesday, considering that Kanye said at a concert performance that he would have voted for Trump (had he actually voted, which he did not apparently.) KW also stated that he plans to run in 2020 against Trump. Some in his audience replied with projectiles.

http://deadline.com/2016/11/donald-trum ... 201856986/
But are we sure that there's gonna be a live show Tuesday?? The BONCAs are Tuesday at 630 pm till god knows when. Who knows if they'll go to an after party or something.
Also Kanye should really just stop these on stage rants. Dear god. :roll: Knowing Dan's political stand point though, I'm pretty sure he doesn't really agree with what he said anyways.
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Ugh, Kanye. My eyes are rolling out of my head :roll: :roll:. The only smart thing he said was "I actually think that [Trump's] approach was absolutely genius. Because it fucking worked!" which, sadly, is true.
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Can someone explain why Dan is obsessed with Kayne? He is the most unlikeable person ever.
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I do understand the whole "separate the artist from the music" thing because I really like the music of some problematic artists whose personality I find... eh... kind of unappealing, but Kanye is becoming a joke at this point. I'm almost unsure if that's why Dan stans him, because he tries to take him seriously when everyone else is laughing at him? am I going too deep into this?

Keep in mind I have not heard a single Kanye song so I don't know the quality of what he makes. I can't understand why he would vote for Trump, though. :facepalm: Look, if you find his method as a debater interesting, then... okay, sounds weird but okay. But acknowledging debate skills and actually supporting someone are two entirely different things.

I feel like this is Tom Cruise and Scientology all over again :?

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melon lord wrote:I do understand the whole "separate the artist from the music" thing because I really like the music of some problematic artists whose personality I find... eh... kind of unappealing, but Kanye is becoming a joke at this point. I'm almost unsure if that's why Dan stans him, because he tries to take him seriously when everyone else is laughing at him? am I going too deep into this?

Keep in mind I have not heard a single Kanye song so I don't know the quality of what he makes. I can't understand why he would vote for Trump, though. :facepalm: Look, if you find his method as a debater interesting, then... okay, sounds weird but okay. But acknowledging debate skills and actually supporting someone are two entirely different things.
I admit I do like a couple of the very older Kayne songs but his music these days is just ranting about stuff and it just turns me off him as a person. I saw him and Kim once when I was in Paris and was staying in the same hotel as them and he just came over as a massive douchebag.

I really hope Dan doesn't agree with any of his views.
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Kanye likes publicity and Kanye will say/do anything that pops into his head to get some more interest in him. I do like his music, i don't think it's been mentioned yet the "Just touched down in London Town" caption is part of a Kanye song lol
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MoonPride wrote:Can someone explain why Dan is obsessed with Kayne? He is the most unlikeable person ever.
I might be wrong, but I think Dan generally tends to believe the best of people and probably feels they should not be hated for their opinions or questionable actions. It’s like I don’t necessarily like everything Dan says, but it doesn’t make me like him less as a fellow flawed human being
Sakura Selfie wrote:i don't think it's been mentioned yet the "Just touched down in London Town" caption is part of a Kanye song lol
I didn't know that. Interesting :D
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Who cares about Kanye, all I want to know is did they at any point make eye contact with Chris this week and what happened next. Seriously, if "Bill Cosby is innocent" didn't make Dan swear off Kanye, then saying he would have voted for Trump IF HE HAD VOTED (???????!!!?????????) won't even get a bat of the eye. Kanye says a bunch of shit- for attention? because he means it? Who knows. Who cares. I would vote for him over Trump though, that's the kind of world we're living in. Him and a bunch of Kardashians in the White House, fucking go all the way and make it reality television, why not.

So are we going to get a Phil liveshow tomorrow, or will he play the jetlag card? Place your bets! I'm betting on no liveshow, just so I don't feel the disappoint. No expectations can't hurt me right..
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