Dan & Phil Part 34: It's a post-baking universe

[sentinel]

It's here:

[SquishPhan]

It's here:

I cry laughed while watching this video. They were not good at it, which I thought made it very entertaining.

[rizzo]

That. video. was. hilarious. 10/10 on this one because it had me laughing the whole time. That's the kind of gaming content I'm looking for, tbh.

Now who's gonna compile all fantastic soundbites? "Get your hand from underneath my legs!", "I'm holding you by the ass!" etc

Q u a l i t y content.

[papierklemmen]

awww i remember this game from watching pewds & marzia play it! i bet they got the idea from them.i don't think i've seen anyone be good at this game yet, lol, the mechanics are pretty dodgy but that's what makes it funny.

that said, 10/10 hilar

[Anonymousse]

Okay, so I love Gang Beasts since Pewdz and Marzia played it and tbh I thought it was the alcohol why I thought this video was like super funny and amazing but no - apparently I am not the only one.

My stomach hurts form laughing - this was so great.


"I am the chicken and I am the king of this blimp" - Phil Lester everyone.

(I laughed so hard when I heard that, thank god nobody is at home)

[Moony]

That was perfect and it had so many sentences that would sound weird, taken out of context.
We will never have to worry about a thread name ever again.

ed: I kind of love that dan got so excited about the bear costume. cute

Here some quotes I enjoyed

"Oh shit we're together"
"I'm going to bang you against the side"
"It looks like we're mating"
"I need you to grab me!"

[flarequake]

That was frucking hilarious. The blobby, flumpy little characters were enough to make it, Dan's comic sans comments had me and they couldn't have come out with better one-liners if they'd tried

[confusedpanda]

That was one of the funniest gaming videos they've ever done! I remember when Mariza and Felix played it away back, it was funny even then.
I'm probably going to end up watching it again later or when I need a good laugh.
also I really liked the cheeky little "cat and bear" costumes they had their characters wear at the start.

[Moonbeamsonthepath]

I really loved the video

Just one thing I noticed: at 12:13, when Phil drinks from the bottle, doesn't it look already empty? Or is this some inside joke that I'm missing?

[Amiaw]

This is the content I subscribe for. this was hilarious and again very much game play focused. It kind of reminds me of the first Bishi Bashi video- they didn't have a lot of personal bants but Phil is so funny when he's trying to trash talk.

I'm glad they didn't do the awkward "stare at the camera when I say something that can be taken out of context" thing. Actually makes it easier to ignore those statements and doesn't distract from the game.

[pilotlight]

I watched it twice in a row immediately and laughed pretty much the whole time both times. Such a terrible-looking game, but so many strange and wonderful quotes. Dan's little comic sans captions sprinkled through out the video were hilarious too.

[psychicmoth]

This was the funniest thing ever
It was amazing I can't stop laughing, they need to play this thing again p l e a s e.
If they can do it irl, even better.

I can't, this guys are going to kill me one day.

ed: I kind of love that dan got so excited about the bear costume. cute

My heart stopped for a second when he chose that skin

[fancy_nancy]

I'm like, crying from laughing too hard, loved the video, so many good quotes (my fave: "i've got you by the fucking dick") hahah oh and that's not how you pronounce Jarritos Phil

[Ablissa]

[offtopic]Dan liked this on tumblr

http://pseudophan.tumblr.com/post/15457 ... e-me-daddy[/offtopic]

[violet-writer]

"I am the chicken and I am the king of this blimp" - Phil Lester everyone.

This part had me rolling on the floor!! Phil in general was so horribly bad, everytime he died by just falling off a ledge I laughed.

Also Phil's trashtalk- "I'll give you the dental help you need!"

[charlottekath]

[offtopic]Dan liked this on tumblr

http://pseudophan.tumblr.com/post/15457 ... e-me-daddy[/offtopic]

And commented

[SquishPhan]

[offtopic]Dan liked this on tumblr

http://pseudophan.tumblr.com/post/15457 ... e-me-daddy[/offtopic]

And commented

Somehow I am not surprised by this.

[MoonPride]

That video had me in tears of laughter, so many sexual innuendos and being fails at the game. Probably my fave video so far of gamingmas.

And Dan liking that video on tumblr, what a gigantic troll LOL

[hunnyftw]

this video this video
I found it one of the funniest DAPG ever, comparable only to the portal co-op. Don't remember laughing so much while watching any youtube video ever. High five fancy_nancy, I actually cried from laughter too.

They were so BAD at it (especially Phil, omf and g) but it was so GOOD.

Shoutout to Phil's chicken at 4:55-56. I think I broke the replay button on that one. No regrets.

[lilMango]

[offtopic]Dan liked this on tumblr

http://pseudophan.tumblr.com/post/15457 ... e-me-daddy[/offtopic]

And commented

I can't... even... comprehend... what this means...

I loved the new video though. except for when Phil called Dan 'brother' like wow
I melted every time Phil called Dan "The Bear" (which was, like, every 3 seconds).
The game was also hilarious, I almost wished they would do more of it, it was so funny seeing them get so stressed over it
Once timestamps/specific moments are up I might say more, I know there are a few specific moments I wanna comment on but I'm too lazy to go through the video and pick them out myself

[sunday]

that vid was hilarious, i hope they play that game again!

loved it around 5:30 when dan essentially stops fighting and gives phil a chance to throw him off the edge, and then claps for phil when he finally manages to do so

edit: http://closetphannie.tumblr.com/post/15 ... hard#notes omg this is so cute

[papierklemmen]

[offtopic]Dan liked this on tumblr

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And commented

i feel like dan has been shading the phandom hardcore since the baking video. post-baking universe indeed. I'm surprised i even put on phan goggles for a hot sec, i think in some of the first gamingmas videos his message got lost in all the fondness

[000dia000]

It took me so long to catch up with content and I dont regret it. Tbh I'm finding the Undertale a bit hard to get through, I don't appreciate it as much as it is spread over such a long stretch and I just can't get with the character arcs, but ngl I love Mettaton's Glam form, holy shit
But I'm still going to watch them, I just hope we can get to the end now

The recent video is just amazing, I can't comprehend how far they've grown/changed in the last year and today with that tweet and this vid has been a weird culmination of the tip of Dan's kinky iceberg ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Finally ->>>>>>>
Thank you for this dancing christmas tree! How did you know what I looked like?

[visiblelurker]

well this video cheered me right up. So as I watched it for the third time, I decided to give timestamps a try. Don't judge me.

0:32: two little podgy things. (yes I agree)
1:00: ohmygodabear
1:18: dan in december as a onesie
1:23: phil jumps straight into a flaming pit
1:49: i’ve got you by the fucking dick...NO!
2:25: I’m taking him to the edge (is it just me who has a dirty mind?)
2:37: SWINE!
2:55: phil- how do I punch? Comic sans: we only just met.
3:02: looks like we’re breeding/mating. It does. (Yes I agree)
3:11: Phil dragging Dan’s corpse onto the tracks to make sure he is dead.
3:13: what the fruck? (this is a good descriptor for the video)
3:20: P: I’m less about the exploring and more about throwing you off the edge. D: Nah I’m all about the roleplay.
3:45: MOTHER!
4:44: come across to me
4:48: dan’s face
5:43: stay away from my timbers
5:48: this entire sequence of phil killing dan: drop, catch, and success. I was just rooting for that little green chicken.
6:07: get off my … frill
6:36: don’t fall down the crack...instantly falls. Also this applies to the whole video but god the comic sans commentary was on point.
7:12: its so hard (in unison)
7:38: phil..phil..I’m just getting use to it. (seriously the arm reaching of the little green chicken.) Are you? Are you? Yeah. (they sound so fricking domestic. *also sidenote: i paused the video at 7:42 to write this note and the little green chicken looks like it is twirling the little blue bear. It is adorable. I may have to start a forum or tumblr account or something for the little green chicken).
7:51: im not letting go (Jack) and then they both die. How the Titanic should have ended.
8:10: oh shit we’re together
8:30: quite comfortable tbh. Stay here forever
8:45: hello i am the chicken and i am the king of this blimp
8: 53: i’ll grab you. I’ll save you. Save me. No save me. Nooooooo. Philll where were you?
9:16: the little green chicken and the little blue bear holding hands as they fall to their doom
9:32: I am fond of their tangents in the middle of games.
9:37-9:41: fond. So much fond.
9:57: gotcha by the turkey bits
10:35: i’m gonna bang you against the side. (apparently they banged three times )
10:44: this is not one of my kinks. (liar)
11:10: philly trash talk: you are going into hibernation. (it is improving although no take religion)
11:17: get your hand from underneath my leg
11:30: survive little green chicken! You can do it.
11:34: I’m holding you by the ass
12:07: this game is like us if we actually had a fight (do not take this timestamp seriously. Just let me live in my trashcan ).
12:41: danisnotabear and acluckingphil.

So in conclusion, this will be my last post before I dedicate all my time to founding the fandom for the little green chicken.

[Winston]

OMG tears! I am in tears. that was flipping hilarious. I have watched it 3 times and it's still funny. My hubby heard the "I've got you by the f*cking dick part" and had to come and see what the hell I was watching, since he knows their voices. He then left the room, but could still hear and at the end came back in and said it sounded like the weirdest porn ever. Not to mention I was laughing so hard I was crying. 10/10 best vid of cutemas by far. Phil is so terrible. Just the game itself would make me laugh since the characters are so floppy and ridiculous, and the physics are just as bad. The little sans moments were also appreciated.

5:51 could possibly be my favorite part, although it is hard to pick.
7:38 when Phil is "not" trying to grab Dan
8:45 "I am the chicken and I am the king of this blimp." Then trying to save each other.
11:14 Dan lying on the floor and Phil not being able to do anything had me in a new round of tears.
I mean really there are so many good parts.....