gnostic wrote:So is it "Dan won't be getting a goldfish anytime soon", "we", or just "won't be"? Oh the struggles of being non native speaker
He just said "Not going to be getting a goldfish anytime soon" so no details to read into there (shakes fist at Phil).
DAN’L LIPS THOUGH somebody help him omg my face hurts just looking at them because I know the pain of dry winter skin. But I
moisturize, like get your shit together Dan.
This is just a straight up Phil appreciation post now:
4:20 He’s seen “lots” of gay lions (I really like that he brings up gay animals allll the time)
6:00 "'I’m Mr. Halfson, welcome!’ I don’t know where he’s welcoming someone to.."
6:30 Harry Potter and the “fan fiction with Ron”
8:10 "10 thousand smackers right in my ears"
9:00 re: 'how to look sexy’ - “is that just what
you search, Dan?” (I live for Phil teasing Dan tbh, more of that pls)
9:48 “bahh! ..don’t try and psyche me out”
10:45 “it’s been 84 years” waiting for Dan to pick something
11:10 “we watched a documentary about people who dress as dolls and it was really weird” (um I want to watch this doc, more info needed)
11:55 Frank, his 16 yr old goldfish died: “I haven’t announced it on the internet”
12:28 “oh yes oh yes” in weird and great voice
12:33 mischievous tongue face that I love (that he described as a 'face of excitement' um no thx) immortalized in the thumbnail
13:55 rubbing in his multiple 10k points while tallying scores
14:30 “I said I’d catch up! And I’m almost on you, Dan.. Watch out, the master’s back in action”
14:50 “Why are [people] selling their testicles?! What’s happening?”
And the best note to end on:
“Don’t eat other humans” (ok just for you Phil I'll refrain)
Also I rewatched Undertale this morning and after the dinner scene with Sans around 6mins in, Phil says, "Well that was a nice little date, wasn't it?" which was kind of cute. Nothing in the game called it a date up to that point, so
