Dan & Phil Part 34: It's a post-baking universe

[MoonPride]

The Sexual Fantasies shirt Dan is wearing is about £730. This guy.
Low key kinda want one. If I had that much money I would completely be Dan.

I don't care what Dan spends his money on but £730 for a jumper... yikes!

yeah, sometimes i forget how much money they actually make... and stuff like this makes me remember jfc, that's more than i earn in a month... but you do you, #relatable dan

He clearly isn't frugle with money lol, I think Phil is far more sensible.

[shoe]

P:"BRB. I'm actually wearing jeans today, so i can show you what's beneath the camera."
D: "wow. it's usually wheels. "

i'm not too sure about the part in italics.

Hi. Can someone please explain the "it's usually wheels" part? I really don't get how it's related to what's beneath the camera? Confused English-is-not-my-first-language person here.

The wheels from Phil's chair I think what Dan is implying.

That's what I thought at first too but I think he was actually making a joke that Phil just has two wheels below waist-hight (which is below the camera view) which is why we never see down there.

I think he was joking that Phil is a secretly robot who has wheels instead of legs.

[secretagentphan]

Okay I was so living for how horrified the YouTubers were with Brandcast because same. Also not to beat the makeup discussion into the ground but someone said it had to look weird because stage makeup needs to be darker. I did makeup for the play urine town last year and that's true but the makeup artist still epically failed in my opinion, especially with Dan. Even with the flash he looked like a melted Ken doll, and ALL OF THEIR EYEBROWS MADE ME WANT TO CRY. Okay I'll watch the impossible quiz video now sorry this is a useless and annoying post

[Catallena]

Phil reprimanding Dan for making that noise in the beginning was intriguing, I need background on what Phil's beef with it is.

afair it's the voice dan used to indicate doing breeding(?) in one of the gamingmas videos (so many videos i dont remember which one it was), he already reprimanded him for it

if im not mistaken its from the best fiends video and dan kept making the noise when he was indicating breeding

Thanks I must have forgotten, probably because of the content overload.

The Sexual Fantasies shirt Dan is wearing is about £730. This guy.
Low key kinda want one. If I had that much money I would completely be Dan.

I don't care what Dan spends his money on but £730 for a jumper... yikes!

yeah, sometimes i forget how much money they actually make... and stuff like this makes me remember jfc, that's more than i earn in a month... but you do you, #relatable dan

It's times like these where I fondly remember when 2013!Dan ripped his favorite pair of jeans at Seaworld and he wasn't sure whether he should replace them with the same model because they were from AllSaints so they were expensive, but then he bit the bullet anyway because he just liked them that much. Now he drops like half their monthly rent on a sweatshirt. I actually like this one though, unlike the potato sack.

[Stakhanov]

~some random thoughts on the impossible quiz vid~

Games with something of a competition element really brings out their excitement and it makes for good youtubevision.

Phil is so much better at being supportive when Dan's gaming. Dan is often just pure salt and wages all out psychological warfare when he wants Phil to lose a D vs P. Phil manages to be more magnanimous (except when he needles Dan and sticks his tongue out . I #relate to both but the cutest moments are when they can't help but help each other.

A cheeky dabbing Phil was spotted at 7:33. Bless these proud parents.

The wtf moment for me def came at 9:57. Human mouths do not work that way. I had to pause the video for a sec and pinch my skin.



What even? Watching them is always such an emotional rollercoaster.

First I was terrified. It lowkey made me think of the alien vs predator pregnant woman scene (under spoiler)

But then i remembered bae is a precious child who's powerful tongue just makes you want to scream daddy all night and yea his frustration is cute in that weird Dan way, so after that first moment of shock my insides were hit so hard by the fluff i was emotionally teleported into a feisty Earth, Wind & Fire universe

Another fun vid. The lip scarring analysis deserves a nobel prize tbh and i hope we'll get that undertale vid soon.

[gnostic]

Phil reprimanding Dan for making that noise in the beginning was intriguing, I need background on what Phil's beef with it is.

afair it's the voice dan used to indicate doing breeding(?) in one of the gamingmas videos (so many videos i dont remember which one it was), he already reprimanded him for it

if im not mistaken its from the best fiends video and dan kept making the noise when he was indicating breeding

Thanks I must have forgotten, probably because of the content overload.

The Sexual Fantasies shirt Dan is wearing is about £730. This guy.
Low key kinda want one. If I had that much money I would completely be Dan.

I don't care what Dan spends his money on but £730 for a jumper... yikes!

yeah, sometimes i forget how much money they actually make... and stuff like this makes me remember jfc, that's more than i earn in a month... but you do you, #relatable dan

It's times like these where I fondly remember when 2013!Dan ripped his favorite pair of jeans at Seaworld and he wasn't sure whether he should replace them with the same model because they were from AllSaints so they were expensive, but then he bit the bullet anyway because he just liked them that much. Now he drops like half their monthly rent on a sweatshirt. I actually like this one though, unlike the potato sack.

*gross offtopic sobbing imagining the universe where Deppy's flat in London could cost 2k quid per month*

[Catallena]

Phil reprimanding Dan for making that noise in the beginning was intriguing, I need background on what Phil's beef with it is.

afair it's the voice dan used to indicate doing breeding(?) in one of the gamingmas videos (so many videos i dont remember which one it was), he already reprimanded him for it

if im not mistaken its from the best fiends video and dan kept making the noise when he was indicating breeding

Thanks I must have forgotten, probably because of the content overload.

The Sexual Fantasies shirt Dan is wearing is about £730. This guy.
Low key kinda want one. If I had that much money I would completely be Dan.

I don't care what Dan spends his money on but £730 for a jumper... yikes!

yeah, sometimes i forget how much money they actually make... and stuff like this makes me remember jfc, that's more than i earn in a month... but you do you, #relatable dan

It's times like these where I fondly remember when 2013!Dan ripped his favorite pair of jeans at Seaworld and he wasn't sure whether he should replace them with the same model because they were from AllSaints so they were expensive, but then he bit the bullet anyway because he just liked them that much. Now he drops like half their monthly rent on a sweatshirt. I actually like this one though, unlike the potato sack.

*gross offtopic sobbing imagining the universe where Deppy's flat in London could cost 2k quid per month*

lmao good point :')

[alittledizzy]

New tumblr reblog from Phil - I'm glad he finds that meme funny. I saw a Dan one earlier that was quite a burn...

[DryCereal]

Phil reprimanding Dan for making that noise in the beginning was intriguing, I need background on what Phil's beef with it is.

afair it's the voice dan used to indicate doing breeding(?) in one of the gamingmas videos (so many videos i dont remember which one it was), he already reprimanded him for it

if im not mistaken its from the best fiends video and dan kept making the noise when he was indicating breeding

Thanks I must have forgotten, probably because of the content overload.

The Sexual Fantasies shirt Dan is wearing is about £730. This guy.
Low key kinda want one. If I had that much money I would completely be Dan.

I don't care what Dan spends his money on but £730 for a jumper... yikes!

yeah, sometimes i forget how much money they actually make... and stuff like this makes me remember jfc, that's more than i earn in a month... but you do you, #relatable dan

It's times like these where I fondly remember when 2013!Dan ripped his favorite pair of jeans at Seaworld and he wasn't sure whether he should replace them with the same model because they were from AllSaints so they were expensive, but then he bit the bullet anyway because he just liked them that much. Now he drops like half their monthly rent on a sweatshirt. I actually like this one though, unlike the potato sack.

*gross offtopic sobbing imagining the universe where Deppy's flat in London could cost 2k quid per month*

This universe then. London is expensive AF, and that's a pretty big "flat" they've got there close to the city centre... (it'll be significantly more than £2k pcm...)

New tumblr reblog from Phil - I'm glad he finds that meme funny. I saw a Dan one earlier that was quite a burn...

http://aesthetiicly.tumblr.com/post/154 ... a-video-in

That one... Yeah, Phil's was a lot funnier and softer.

[shoe]

2:48 If Phil was one of the 12 Reindeer, he would be Comet.

I would also like to remind you that according to Phil, Comet lives with his best friend, is "paired off and having fun", definitely doesn't have a wife, and likes to paint himself pink to go out on the town.

[Birdie]

This universe then. London is expensive AF, and that's a pretty big "flat" they've got there close to the city centre... (it'll be significantly more than £2k pcm...)

Yes. It could well be more than 2k to be honest since you usually don't even get one room apartments for less than 1k or even 2k in the area. I used to live very close to the area in question but it's way too expensive for mere mortals.

Aw, that old Carrie vid. I wish they'd still collab with her now and then (or with anyone but each other for that matter).

[gnostic]

Phil reprimanding Dan for making that noise in the beginning was intriguing, I need background on what Phil's beef with it is.

afair it's the voice dan used to indicate doing breeding(?) in one of the gamingmas videos (so many videos i dont remember which one it was), he already reprimanded him for it

if im not mistaken its from the best fiends video and dan kept making the noise when he was indicating breeding

Thanks I must have forgotten, probably because of the content overload.

The Sexual Fantasies shirt Dan is wearing is about £730. This guy.
Low key kinda want one. If I had that much money I would completely be Dan.

I don't care what Dan spends his money on but £730 for a jumper... yikes!

yeah, sometimes i forget how much money they actually make... and stuff like this makes me remember jfc, that's more than i earn in a month... but you do you, #relatable dan

It's times like these where I fondly remember when 2013!Dan ripped his favorite pair of jeans at Seaworld and he wasn't sure whether he should replace them with the same model because they were from AllSaints so they were expensive, but then he bit the bullet anyway because he just liked them that much. Now he drops like half their monthly rent on a sweatshirt. I actually like this one though, unlike the potato sack.

*gross offtopic sobbing imagining the universe where Deppy's flat in London could cost 2k quid per month*

This universe then. London is expensive AF, and that's a pretty big "flat" they've got there close to the city centre... (it'll be significantly more than £2k pcm...)

That's... what I was talking about??? How else could you interpret it, like me thinking 2k per month in a giant London flat is too expensive?

[bluebox-away]

Phil looking adorable while #spon-ing his aunt's hat company on insta.

Caption: "Feeling very cosy today thanks to my auntie who sent me one of her handmade bobble hats! @bobbleandsqueak you can find her etsy here: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/BobbleAndSqueakShop"

[alittledizzy]

Damn.

I think I have a new favorite picture of Phil.

2:48 If Phil was one of the 12 Reindeer, he would be Comet.

I would also like to remind you that according to Phil, Comet lives with his best friend, is "paired off and having fun", definitely doesn't have a wife, and likes to paint himself pink to go out on the town.

Omg. I also have a new favorite bit of Phil analysis.

[SquishPhan]

2:48 If Phil was one of the 12 Reindeer, he would be Comet.

I would also like to remind you that according to Phil, Comet lives with his best friend, is "paired off and having fun", definitely doesn't have a wife, and likes to paint himself pink to go out on the town.

Nice catch.

Phil looking adorable while #spon-ing his aunt's hat company on insta.

Caption: "Feeling very cosy today thanks to my auntie who sent me one of her handmade bobble hats! @bobbleandsqueak you can find her etsy here: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/BobbleAndSqueakShop"

Love this pic.

[missemma]

Phil looking adorable while #spon-ing his aunt's hat company on insta.

Caption: "Feeling very cosy today thanks to my auntie who sent me one of her handmade bobble hats! @bobbleandsqueak you can find her etsy here: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/BobbleAndSqueakShop"

Anyone wanna join me in the fight against Dan to be Phil Trash #1?
He looks simply gorgeous in this photo.

RIP his aunts Instagram though, the phandom have already started to kill her page with comments.

bit late to the discussion, but +1 from me for people who enjoyed the Impossible Quiz. Dans face when they reached 100 was too funny. I am glad/I hope the next video is the last one from that particular game though, they don't need to stretch it out anymore.

[majitzu]

I'll join you emma, i have made that pic my phone wallpaper, don't know if i could bare stare at that everytime I use my phone tho

[sentinel]

[flarequake]

Fml, I thought my Philcrush was waning. How dare he match his jumper to his hat so his eyes turn grey while he smiles so sweetly. Help.

Yay for an early video and an unexpected second edition of the biffle quiz, I'm intrigued what they'll discover this time.

[malday]

OMG!

how didn't anyone even suspect that tweet was by Phil?
Are stans losing their touch?!

[sentinel]

OH MY GOD HOW DID WE NOT EVEN CONSIDER IT MIGHT BE PHIL

HE NAILED THE DAN TWEET AESTHETIC TO THE T

[Birdie]

OH MY GOD HOW DID WE NOT EVEN CONSIDER IT MIGHT BE PHIL

HE NAILED THE DAN TWEET AESTHETIC TO THE T

I was wondering which tweet it might've been but I wasn't even considering this one, I am SO done with Phil, oh my god.

Edit: And to think everyone was trying to figure out what the hell Dan meant by it. We got trolled.

[papierklemmen]

lmao i actually considered this possibility for a hot sec!

Umm... carrot dick jokes and.. bondage kink..?

... From the guy who complained about a tweet about honey in his belly button.

what if that's phil's doing again jk

but damn he nailed dan's tone! so what, does that mean we'll get another video that will explain the ink tweet?

scratch bondage from the attraction list i guess starting to wonder about phil though...

[melon lord]

OH MY GOD HOW DID WE NOT EVEN CONSIDER IT MIGHT BE PHIL

HE NAILED THE DAN TWEET AESTHETIC TO THE T

SAME I SAW THAT AND WAS SHRIEKING LIKE OH MY GOD PHIL YOU ABSOLUTE TROLL I LOVE YOU

Poor Dan though didn't Pete Wentz unfollow him after that?

I am so alive for Troll!Phil

[Artdefines06]

OH MY GOD HOW DID WE NOT EVEN CONSIDER IT MIGHT BE PHIL

HE NAILED THE DAN TWEET AESTHETIC TO THE T

I'm a little in shock lol. What does that say about Dan's tweets though? This video was a roller coaster. My thoughts, in order

"I hate this game its so pay-to-win"

"this is like one of those fics where they are surprised about how much they know about each other and how long they have lived together and suddenly realize they have loved each other all along."

"Wow, that was a better twist than episode 10 of YOI."

Also based on the endcards I think Dan made Phil edit it as punishment lol