Dan & Phil Part 35: knock knock, who’s there, i hate you

[MoonPride]

@ MoonPride

Her predictions seem very vague, I'm not a skeptic but I think Phil is more pyschic than her

[secretagentphan]

@ MoonPride

Her predictions seem very vague, I'm not a skeptic but I think Phil is more pyschic than her

Plus even if being psychic is real, it's based a lot on logic and "most likely to happen." Since she asked if they were together and the kid said "no" she had to figure one would move out. She probably said it was Phil based on observations about body language or the fact that he appears slightly older.

[simmehchan]

I don't know if this helps, but I know the flat below them has been listed for sale for a few months now, so it might be them moving rather than d+p?

Quick, if we all chip in together, we might be able to afford the flat below them as a IDB base

If London property prices weren't through the roof

[blackdenim]

I don't know if this helps, but I know the flat below them has been listed for sale for a few months now, so it might be them moving rather than d+p?

Ah this is much more likely!

My fiance decided last night that he's desperate for them to move so we can rent their place, it's location and size are perfect for us. So he'll be devastated!

[secretagentphan]

I don't know if this helps, but I know the flat below them has been listed for sale for a few months now, so it might be them moving rather than d+p?

Quick, if we all chip in together, we might be able to afford the flat below them as a IDB base

If London property prices weren't through the roof

I'm DEAD I can just imagine us with toy spy gear we got at toys r us and computers

[flarequake]

I don't know if this helps, but I know the flat below them has been listed for sale for a few months now, so it might be them moving rather than d+p?

Quick, if we all chip in together, we might be able to afford the flat below them as a IDB base

If London property prices weren't through the roof

I'm DEAD I can just imagine us with toy spy gear we got at toys r us and computers

This idea is hilarious and terrifying Can you imagine sending notes up and down between the windows with bucket on a string or a fishing rod? They'd probably send down "bugger off!"

[melon lord]

I don't know if this helps, but I know the flat below them has been listed for sale for a few months now, so it might be them moving rather than d+p?

Quick, if we all chip in together, we might be able to afford the flat below them as a IDB base

If London property prices weren't through the roof

I'm DEAD I can just imagine us with toy spy gear we got at toys r us and computers

We have our IDB highly sensitive classified information in our rooms and suddenly footsteps

QUICK HIDE THE GOODS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[secretagentphan]

I don't know if this helps, but I know the flat below them has been listed for sale for a few months now, so it might be them moving rather than d+p?

Quick, if we all chip in together, we might be able to afford the flat below them as a IDB base

If London property prices weren't through the roof

I'm DEAD I can just imagine us with toy spy gear we got at toys r us and computers

We have our IDB highly sensitive classified information in our rooms and suddenly footsteps

QUICK HIDE THE GOODS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Now I just want this to happen for the comedy aspect. all we need is to get more suspiciously large houseplants and place then in Deppy's apartment.. they'll never suspect.

[dannonfill]

leaked image of IDB's new headquarters

we should start a gofundme

[uglyamerican]

Re: keeping the apartment as a "set."

IDK how I feel about this scenario. Part of their charm is their authenticity. If they were to move, but continue filming in the old place implying that's where they live, that would be disingenuous. I would much prefer that they set up areas in their new situation where they could work (and sanitize it to defeat the snoopers / detectives.)

[MoonPride]

leaked image of IDB's new headquarters

we should start a gofundme

I'm crying

[melon lord]

I don't know if this helps, but I know the flat below them has been listed for sale for a few months now, so it might be them moving rather than d+p?

Quick, if we all chip in together, we might be able to afford the flat below them as a IDB base

If London property prices weren't through the roof

I'm DEAD I can just imagine us with toy spy gear we got at toys r us and computers

We have our IDB highly sensitive classified information in our rooms and suddenly footsteps

QUICK HIDE THE GOODS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Now I just want this to happen for the comedy aspect. all we need is to get more suspiciously large houseplants and place then in Deppy's apartment.. they'll never suspect.

Our reaction when we're hiding behind one of Phil's houseplants and we witness #phandivorce

[simmehchan]

There's 958 members on here... an average price of a flat near Deppy is £700000...

If we all come up with £700ish each, we could do this

[MoonPride]

There's 958 members on here... an average price of a flat near Deppy is £700000...

If we all come up with £700ish each, we could do this

Can't we just rent it?

[secretagentphan]

There's 958 members on here... an average price of a flat near Deppy is £700000...

If we all come up with £700ish each, we could do this

I say we just go incognito and hide in the plants/other disguises so we can live free and creep fully

[iero]

this page is too much, im crying here

[melon lord]

I say we just go incognito and hide in the plants/other disguises so we can live free and creep fully

We're everywhere


in their office



in their kitchen


in their rooms


in their sofa crease


under their bed



...


even under their doorstep mat

[000dia000]

Smh people from Tumblr lurk here, you're gonna need to cross exposure on both platforms in order to have a successful crowd fund, so maybe the operation would be successful. If you get a 100 K donations at ten pounds each, that would surely cover the cost of bidding on the property.

And then if you're going to go to Tumblr, you might as well have a room designated for each platform-maybe Tumblr the living room, IDB the kitchen, twitter the bedroom, instagram the bathroom and the poor reddit phandom the utility closet.

[alittledizzy]

I say we just go incognito and hide in the plants/other disguises so we can live free and creep fully

We're everywhere


in their office



in their kitchen


in their rooms


in their sofa crease


under their bed



...


even under their doorstep mat

And when deppy suddenly arrive home...

[Catallena]

I'm cracking the hell up over this thread, I forgot what glorious things a bit of drought could do to us.

Smh people from Tumblr lurk here, you're gonna need to cross exposure on both platforms in order to have a successful crowd fund, so maybe the operation would be successful. If you get a 100 K donations at ten pounds each, that would surely cover the cost of bidding on the property.

And then if you're going to go to Tumblr, you might as well have a room designated for each platform-maybe Tumblr the living room, IDB the kitchen, twitter the bedroom, instagram the bathroom and the poor reddit phandom the utility closet.

And nothing for the dead remains of GG.

[pilotlight]

What the everloving fuck.

[swofro]

I'm cracking the hell up over this thread, I forgot what glorious things a bit of drought could do to us.

Smh people from Tumblr lurk here, you're gonna need to cross exposure on both platforms in order to have a successful crowd fund, so maybe the operation would be successful. If you get a 100 K donations at ten pounds each, that would surely cover the cost of bidding on the property.

And then if you're going to go to Tumblr, you might as well have a room designated for each platform-maybe Tumblr the living room, IDB the kitchen, twitter the bedroom, instagram the bathroom and the poor reddit phandom the utility closet.

And nothing for the dead remains of GG.

Im crying

[bluntedclaws]

There's 958 members on here... an average price of a flat near Deppy is £700000...

If we all come up with £700ish each, we could do this

So, do all 958 of us get to camp out there as often as we want?

[MoonPride]

There's 958 members on here... an average price of a flat near Deppy is £700000...

If we all come up with £700ish each, we could do this

So, do all 958 of us get to camp out there as often as we want?

I think we may need to make a shift rota. I'm free between the hours of 10-2pm if that helps

[melon lord]

I'm cracking the hell up over this thread, I forgot what glorious things a bit of drought could do to us.



And nothing for the dead remains of GG.

I concur with nothing for GG



We'll be like the tv show Kids Next Door but like Codename: IDB