Argh, I'm a little jealous they've seen the play, when I've tried getting 2 tickets you eventually get in after an hour's wait behind 6000 other people to find there are only single seats left, it's frigging ridiculous they don't just open the booking up and stop repeatedly tantalising everyone [/rant] Good for them, though. Gotta love the way Phil holds people in photos, it's so cosy.
I would think Dan meant an actual young child when he said little girl, that girl might be smaller than him, but you'd describe her as a girl, little girl means a kid, but anyway.
Glad to see that comment on his video, it's hard to tell from the video how he felt. I get that he's playing things up, but I think he probably is a bit put out by some of the really daft things so the OTT joking sometimes comes from his real frustrations that he usually keeps quiet about and laughs off.
I forgot to write this at the time and it's only a small thing, but I was amused by his little remark in the video when he told people to subscribe and ding the bell to be notified when he uploads a new video, "don't worry, you won't get too many"

but when we do, they're worth the wait.