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cocolero
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Hello. You are welcome.

I, cocolero, appear only to guide all along the path of Truth.

I started phanning in 2012.

And to act as though he is an annoying know-it-all.

Which is true.

I am the originator of Dannyfire's Bondage Shoppe and Porno Enchyridion, which is Dan's future trade in life.

The following are true or not true: first ones to guess which of the below is true will win nothing, which is the ultimate prize all of us will gain in life.

1. I am a porn producer.
2. I am a lawyer.
3. I am a graduate student.
4. I am a 19 year-old rentboy.
5. I attend the University of Texas.
6. I attend Harvard University.
7. I am long past going to university.
8. I consider polite language to be dishonest.
9. I have a talent for saying what everyone is thinking.
10. I am reserved in what I do and say.

You may now return to your pithy discussions.
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alittledizzy
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missemma
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took you long enough to find us

glad you signed up though :) wouldnt be the same without you ofc
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Anonymousse
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Location: Eastern Europe

You made me google "rentboy"
This makes everything clearer...

And hello...

But who the fuck am I kidding? I'm mostly just the rotting banana peel at the bottom of the phan trash can who genuinely gets excited over the thought of them snuggling in bed. Idgaf let a bitch live
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daphenaxa
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i am saying 7?
and hello :)
If you’re attracted to somebody, you’ll want them to sniff you eventually - Dan
*Phil is turned on by Dan's brilliance* *they kiss* *they have sex in the microwave* - Oqua (actually Phil)
Cora
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Basically nothing more can be said that alittledizzy didn't already express
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mermaid blood
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cooooocooooooooooooooooo

remember that time you gave us all a lesson on what a homotwinkus chickenhawkus was? (or something...i swear it made a big impact on my life.) and that one of the guys you were seeing looked like Dan at his most androgynous? but didn't give any further voyeuristic details? actually, scorn you.
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