Dan & Phil Part 39: There's no integrity here

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Tbh when I saw the title I was like really, burning some pancakes is the biggest thing to happen in this? But it took a great turn!

That was one of my favorite Sims videos so far! Phil was on fire!
I was laughing so hard at his true nature as a troublemaker. I love these parts in their videos so much more than when everything just works out perfectly (like the wedding e.g.).
We got glimpses of this lately in other videos like the Katamaki one and these are always my favorites. Dan, please let Phil roam free and wreck havoc for a bit!

Also the bants and random tangents they go on are top notch!

..and another apartment notion!! Do they wanna make sure that even the most oblivious casual viewer won't be surprised by the inevitable moving announcement that's gonna come soon?
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thephandommenace wrote:and until your comment about Dan and Duncan's 'age difference' I didn't even realise he was already 32, holy moly.
DeadlyNova wrote:Duncan is 32???? :o
I lowkey love the almost standard reaction whenever someone finds out how old Duncan is :') He's blessed with eternal youth.
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Timestamps for the new Sims video:

1:15 - Phil's tiny chuckle at Dan saying, "We like the cock, everyone."
1:32 - Draw Phil Naked throwback.
1:57 - Phil is so excited.
2:10 - Phil clapping omg.
2:38 - Phil burning Dan for no punctuation on twitter.
2:56 - Dan teasing Phil for English Language degree/Phil educating.
3:18 - Cogs.
3:54 - Diva Phil with "crystal bath" comment
4:34 - Dan clarifies nanny isn't female; Phil is referencing Friends
4:52 - "Don't flirt with the nanny"
5:01 - "She's got worse posture than me"
6:00 - tricksty
6:30 - Banana story
6:33 - Dan's expression makes me think he had no idea what Phil was about to say about having a banana that day but he made some kind of mental association that he was alarmed by.
7:34 - Dan can relate to feeling playful after a bath?
8:13 - hand on tit
8:22 - "Did you play golf with friends... with your..." Dan seems far too amused for there not to be some kind of inside joking there.
8:24 - D: And did you touch her boob? P: No. D: Well, there we go.
9:17 - Dan finger snap
10:08 - Phil: "I don't want her here." Very decisive, very... odd? Something about that tone.
10:25 - P: "Why is the babysitter still here? Can Tabitha slap her as well?"
11:07 - Phil's 'yes' to constantly embarrassing.
11:19 - Phil's 'me irl' - horning in on Dan's relatable fail meme-ry
12:04 - Nightmare Before Christmas song - suddenly I miss the radio show even more. 'what's this, what's this - furries watching me sleep'
12:28 - "That's like me trying to throw a ball." phil has the coordination of a toddler
13:22 - I want to know what the jump cut is there for, after Phil says how this fills him with glee
17:29 - Dan wants to leave
17:42 - cute soft Phil voice
17:38 - tiny 'pleaaaase'
18:59 - Okay I'm actually just laughing at Dil getting his ass out of there.
19:13 - Dan's actual quiet gaspy laugh
20:41 - Look I know Dan's face is doing the pouty thing and there are five million gifsets of it already but; PHIL'S VOICE IS DOING THE POUTY THING
20:46 - Phil wants to go buy them a bed. Guilt has set in.
21:09 - Phil quietly: 'I didn't know it would set fire to things." Dan, equally quietly: 'It's okay.'
21:35 - MOVE
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That was my fave Sims video, hands down. I am in love with mischievous Phil More of that, please.
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This easily slides into the #1 spot for my fave Dil video. Phil was so feisty and, while I realize a lot of it is joking, it's very indicative of exactly how Phil gets what Phil wants. (See: stubborn Phil in confession roulette.) I looooved it.

Also his giggle of excitement over transforming everything? Honestly. This whole video is about Phil and I am living for it.
captainspacecoat wrote: Their mention at the end of how their audience are attached to their apartment was really interesting as well, not particularly groundbreaking or anything as it only confirmed to me that they have considered how their viewers will react when they eventually move (and personally I think that it will be some point this year, but who knows), but it did surprise me that they admitted that that's a concern of theirs so readily. I wonder how they will tell us when the time comes ...
I found that whole mention interesting because the sentence didn't seem to go where it was supposed to:

"I know that our audience is emotionally attached to this apartment, but I feel an urge to transform and set fire........ to the people outside."

Like it was almost meant to end in "...but we need to move because of this fucking noise." Except straight into that sentence Dan definitely realized the massive moving hint he was giving away and veered off-course.

All that said, I agree that it's interesting that that's top of mind for them. I never really thought about them considering their fans in the move, but it makes sense. Maybe some of the moving mentions are an effort to comfort us? Will we get a "Goodbye Apartment" video? Will I be emotional? Yeah. Probably. Also unbelievably excited for them.
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rizzo wrote:
captainspacecoat wrote: Their mention at the end of how their audience are attached to their apartment was really interesting as well, not particularly groundbreaking or anything as it only confirmed to me that they have considered how their viewers will react when they eventually move (and personally I think that it will be some point this year, but who knows), but it did surprise me that they admitted that that's a concern of theirs so readily. I wonder how they will tell us when the time comes ...
I found that whole mention interesting because the sentence didn't seem to go where it was supposed to:

"I know that our audience is emotionally attached to this apartment, but I feel an urge to transform and set fire........ to the people outside."

Like it was almost meant to end in "...but we need to move because of this fucking noise." Except straight into that sentence Dan definitely realized the massive moving hint he was giving away and veered off-course.

All that said, I agree that it's interesting that that's top of mind for them. I never really thought about them considering their fans in the move, but it makes sense. Maybe some of the moving mentions are an effort to comfort us? Will we get a "Goodbye Apartment" video? Will I be emotional? Yeah. Probably. Also unbelievably excited for them.
Definitely agree with this interpretation of that sentence of Dan's.

I also think he/they are right in that we are emotionally attached to the apartment, but most of us are even more emotionally attached to their personal growth. I wonder how much of that they also realize? That 'move' is a joke at this point but also really not because we really like the idea of them being rewarded for their past couple years of constant work and travel by putting roots down somewhere that isn't month to month?
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as someone who lives across the street from a construction site, i totally get the "set fire to everyone" emotions. i wonder if they are delaying a move because they can't find a place they like, or because of us?
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alittledizzy wrote:
rizzo wrote:
captainspacecoat wrote: Their mention at the end of how their audience are attached to their apartment was really interesting as well, not particularly groundbreaking or anything as it only confirmed to me that they have considered how their viewers will react when they eventually move (and personally I think that it will be some point this year, but who knows), but it did surprise me that they admitted that that's a concern of theirs so readily. I wonder how they will tell us when the time comes ...
I found that whole mention interesting because the sentence didn't seem to go where it was supposed to:

"I know that our audience is emotionally attached to this apartment, but I feel an urge to transform and set fire........ to the people outside."

Like it was almost meant to end in "...but we need to move because of this fucking noise." Except straight into that sentence Dan definitely realized the massive moving hint he was giving away and veered off-course.

All that said, I agree that it's interesting that that's top of mind for them. I never really thought about them considering their fans in the move, but it makes sense. Maybe some of the moving mentions are an effort to comfort us? Will we get a "Goodbye Apartment" video? Will I be emotional? Yeah. Probably. Also unbelievably excited for them.
Definitely agree with this interpretation of that sentence of Dan's.

I also think he/they are right in that we are emotionally attached to the apartment, but most of us are even more emotionally attached to their personal growth. I wonder how much of that they also realize? That 'move' is a joke at this point but also really not because we really like the idea of them being rewarded for their past couple years of constant work and travel by putting roots down somewhere that isn't month to month?
They've gotta be aware, right?! Like, has there ever been an example where the phandom is screaming at them to do something, but doesn't really want them to do it? I'm sure we'll get a ton of sad tumblr edits and memes of the ol' flat, but my word.... if they haven't realized why we want them to move at this point...

Also. IDK if "reward for their hard work" is my reason. This is where I sit back and polish my phan-goggles while mentioning what always gets brought up... the meaning behind Dan and Phil buying a house together. I think the opening up about themselves/comfort with each other/2017!changes are all a product of them knowing that they're moving and that this is all gonna come to a head at some point this year, so they've gotta approach it in one way or another.

But to bring it back around to your point (because IDK where I was going with that). I really, really hope they don't think we're joking. Serious af about the damn dog too.
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Can't help but notice there hasn't been any "lolsoawkwardandrelatable" tweets after you guys complained about it last week






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:( disappointing i was looking forwards to a ls- but i kind of expected it bc it didn't work for chris either.
new vid tomorrow tho!
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iero wrote:
:( disappointing i was looking forwards to a ls- but i kind of expected it bc it didn't work for chris either.
new vid tomorrow tho!
That is disappointing.
Hopefully I will like tomorrow's vid better than the previous horse prince one.
This I like. :D
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Aw. Oh well can't say I dislike the Horse Prince video as much as others seem to so there's that to look forward to...
Dan please do pop in like a meerkat :D
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Tomorrow's video already gets one point from me, since Dan's wearing the pastel jumper.
Also calling bs on this. That was not bought ironically; it costs too much to be ironic anything. Either Phil picked it out for Dan because he knew Dan would genuinely like it, or they did the shopping for video materials together and Dan picked it out himself... because he knew he'd genuinely like and wear it.
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I mean you peeps probably weren't there but we held a memorial service for the Manchester ap. There will definitely be people crying over this one.
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[offtopic]Youtube is expanding into live tv streaming
the part at 2:54 is interesting this could open youtubers to new audiences
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ayo new here ^^
dan wearing earrings in the screenshot for the new gaming vid?
possibly the ones from the pastel edits vid they "forgot" to use?
me just seeing things?
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alittledizzy wrote:
rizzo wrote:
captainspacecoat wrote: Their mention at the end of how their audience are attached to their apartment was really interesting as well, not particularly groundbreaking or anything as it only confirmed to me that they have considered how their viewers will react when they eventually move (and personally I think that it will be some point this year, but who knows), but it did surprise me that they admitted that that's a concern of theirs so readily. I wonder how they will tell us when the time comes ...
I found that whole mention interesting because the sentence didn't seem to go where it was supposed to:

"I know that our audience is emotionally attached to this apartment, but I feel an urge to transform and set fire........ to the people outside."

Like it was almost meant to end in "...but we need to move because of this fucking noise." Except straight into that sentence Dan definitely realized the massive moving hint he was giving away and veered off-course.

All that said, I agree that it's interesting that that's top of mind for them. I never really thought about them considering their fans in the move, but it makes sense. Maybe some of the moving mentions are an effort to comfort us? Will we get a "Goodbye Apartment" video? Will I be emotional? Yeah. Probably. Also unbelievably excited for them.
Definitely agree with this interpretation of that sentence of Dan's.

I also think he/they are right in that we are emotionally attached to the apartment, but most of us are even more emotionally attached to their personal growth. I wonder how much of that they also realize? That 'move' is a joke at this point but also really not because we really like the idea of them being rewarded for their past couple years of constant work and travel by putting roots down somewhere that isn't month to month?
Hi everyone :) lurker since the gg days here, quick break from lurkdom (sorry its this is already off topic) also sorry for my english

I just wanted to say i completely agree with dizzy and it just hit me how much im going to miss the london flat not only the place but what it represents as dizzy said their personal growth is amazing to see, the guys move to london just with the premise of a show with the BBC they were so young and look at them now! just like the manchester flat is the place we remember as a more domestic/simpler times the grow of their relationship, the london flat will be remembered as the place the boys reach a peak in their career imo obviously i still want the guys to keep growing and continue to be sucessfull, but the memories and achievements attach to this place will makes us AND them all super soppy when they finally announce the moving out. my dudes i can't anticipate the amount of nostalgia watching the xmas ditl and the book/tour announcements and when we all moan there no longer was a sexy kitchen bar and and *sighs* all those sweet mems.
anyways sorry for being soppy
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all this phan evolving and moving out and growing makes me want to legit cry and im not even a cryer like that :wahh: :wahh: :wahh: :wahh:
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kenzie wrote:ayo new here ^^
dan wearing earrings in the screenshot for the new gaming vid?
possibly the ones from the pastel edits vid they "forgot" to use?
me just seeing things?
Welcome Good eye! I missed that.
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I hope we're not just both blind/crazy here, earrings are cute :')
... let's talk about house plants.
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dannonfill wrote:
kenzie wrote:ayo new here ^^
dan wearing earrings in the screenshot for the new gaming vid?
possibly the ones from the pastel edits vid they "forgot" to use?
me just seeing things?
Welcome Good eye! I missed that.
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I hope we're not just both blind/crazy here, earrings are cute :')
Wow! I can't believe none of us noticed sooner, it does kind of seem like he has some light pink pastel earrings on. However I may just be seeing things as well I guess we will find out tomorrow for sure.
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Either way Dan looks incredible (even caught with his mouth open like that).
YES to that hair.
YES to that jumper.
YES to those possible pastel earrings.
What amazes me is that he somehow manages to look even more 'masculine' than usual?
(not sure if this is the right choice of words, please don't kill me)
Is it just me thinking this? Maybe it's just his facial expression and the elongation of the face making it look less rounded/more angular? Along with dem shaved sides. And the jumper stretches across his shoulders/chest in a way that makes them look broader. Damn, Daniel.
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greenfaces wrote:
alittledizzy wrote:
rizzo wrote:
captainspacecoat wrote: Their mention at the end of how their audience are attached to their apartment was really interesting as well, not particularly groundbreaking or anything as it only confirmed to me that they have considered how their viewers will react when they eventually move (and personally I think that it will be some point this year, but who knows), but it did surprise me that they admitted that that's a concern of theirs so readily. I wonder how they will tell us when the time comes ...
I found that whole mention interesting because the sentence didn't seem to go where it was supposed to:

"I know that our audience is emotionally attached to this apartment, but I feel an urge to transform and set fire........ to the people outside."

Like it was almost meant to end in "...but we need to move because of this fucking noise." Except straight into that sentence Dan definitely realized the massive moving hint he was giving away and veered off-course.

All that said, I agree that it's interesting that that's top of mind for them. I never really thought about them considering their fans in the move, but it makes sense. Maybe some of the moving mentions are an effort to comfort us? Will we get a "Goodbye Apartment" video? Will I be emotional? Yeah. Probably. Also unbelievably excited for them.
Definitely agree with this interpretation of that sentence of Dan's.

I also think he/they are right in that we are emotionally attached to the apartment, but most of us are even more emotionally attached to their personal growth. I wonder how much of that they also realize? That 'move' is a joke at this point but also really not because we really like the idea of them being rewarded for their past couple years of constant work and travel by putting roots down somewhere that isn't month to month?
Hi everyone :) lurker since the gg days here, quick break from lurkdom (sorry its this is already off topic) also sorry for my english

I just wanted to say i completely agree with dizzy and it just hit me how much im going to miss the london flat not only the place but what it represents as dizzy said their personal growth is amazing to see, the guys move to london just with the premise of a show with the BBC they were so young and look at them now! just like the manchester flat is the place we remember as a more domestic/simpler times the grow of their relationship, the london flat will be remembered as the place the boys reach a peak in their career imo obviously i still want the guys to keep growing and continue to be sucessfull, but the memories and achievements attach to this place will makes us AND them all super soppy when they finally announce the moving out. my dudes i can't anticipate the amount of nostalgia watching the xmas ditl and the book/tour announcements and when we all moan there no longer was a sexy kitchen bar and and *sighs* all those sweet mems.
anyways sorry for being soppy
*cry a bucket of tears* :sobs:
dannonfill wrote:
kenzie wrote:ayo new here ^^
dan wearing earrings in the screenshot for the new gaming vid?
possibly the ones from the pastel edits vid they "forgot" to use?
me just seeing things?
Welcome Good eye! I missed that.
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I hope we're not just both blind/crazy here, earrings are cute :')
He looks lovely in that jumper.
Remember when I say no to shave side and only gonna say yes if he let his natural curl come out to play? This is exactly what I want. Danny come through

I enjoy imagining danyul lurks and disappointed in us for not seeing the earring (if it actually an earring) sooner. Like he spat on his laptop, "why are you not gushing about my earring?? I deliberately choose this screenshot. smh"
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SexyTrashCan wrote:Really Dan
Had to google yiff and... Daniel Howell, the furry kink branding is really going too far :gg:
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hype for tomorrows new video but disappointing no dan ls today :(
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