Dan & Phil Part 39: There's no integrity here

[KlaBimm]

"DanIsUnableToTaste" and "AmazingLick"

[nephilimcat]

I don’t even know what I just watched, but it did make me laugh.

me right now

Yep, I just sat there thinking "wtf, are they kidding me?" and then I couldn't help but laugh anyway

[SexyTrashCan]

Dan's reasoning as to why he wants to have phil lick a separate game card has me really
So we go from him calling Phil dreamy to saying they don't wanna give eachother the herps if they lick the same game card in literally a two hour window?? I'm sorry but what the actual hell. Out of every reason to give he gives that, I don't understand. :wtf:

I just rolled my eyes at that, seriously Dan?

[stayhydrated]

Seriously what even is that video...it's just so random and of course it's Phil's idea Tbh I would have expected them to upload this on DINI/LAP instead, but well okay it's gaming-related after all

[thephandommenace]

Late to the party, just watched the new vid several times in a row and paused it in multiple places

Trying to get a viral hit?

[iero]

omg i love them.
i love that they actually just recorded themselves doing this for views while it's a hot topic


questions self as i enjoy watching 2 guys upload a 7 min video of them licking game cartridges

[SexyTrashCan]

5:14 "Innit" Northern Phil makes a comeback

[JustMe]

Love Dan's tags on tumblr:

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[papierklemmen]

literally what the fuck

[malday]

i didn't know March 3rd is the new 1st of April

well, i hope they get on the trending page at least.

[Afunnyworld]

[offtopic][/offtopic]
This is pretty unimportant but...

37:50 - Again, Phil, no, goldfish can live into their twenties. Frank was a nice old age for a goldfish but not record breaking.

When Phil originally said that his fish had lived for 17 years I was very surprised since as a kid, my family had goldfish several times and they always died in less than a few months
Then I saw that people here were saying that even that isn't relatively long, so in order to make myself feel better (ik I'm a fish killer that deserves no mercy ) & because I have no life I did a different google search:

Pet goldfish apparently don't usually live longer than 10 years, this did not make me feel much better but

[lishachi]

dear god. 'please subscribe' and mention of views and they lick bloody cartridges. dans face did make me laugh alot. (at least they didn't make the video 10 minutes and whatever seconds to get that second ad in ay ) (if that's how it works i could be mistaken lol)

[flarequake]

Damn Daniel, throwing things at Phil the clumsy guy who hurts himself enough already. Mother-hen mode initiated. Why they're holding and throwing hats, though, is what I want to know.

They both mentioned filming videos for their respective channels this weekend and Phil mentioned something arriving in the post for his in the ls so likely something like that

Now that I had forgotten (for a Friday, today was a busy one, Outlook and Webex are really confusing me with one conundrum). Video props makes sense!

Hilarious game-licking video, love their random insane whimsy, and whim, doing that. I guess one of them (Phil is my guess) saw the news about it this morning and thought "Huh, worth a try to find out, would make a fun video". It's extra even to their new faster schedule. Top bants too, all the "you deserve it" and "we're desperate for views", they threw it all in there quick and sparky. Felt for them when they reacted so strongly, though, 10/10 would not recommend licking. Those tiny games look swamped in their DVD/game cases, I guess tiny cases would be too easy to lose especially for kids.

[Diyes_Celine]

Love Dan's tags on tumblr:

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Whatever, Dan. This might be Phil's idea but you still agreed to it. If or when this video became viral Dan should not "take credit" on anything other than being in the video.
This annoyed me more than the cartridge sharing. Whenever he seriously or jokingly talks anything about "quality content,"it really annoys me. But Dan is Dan. I've learned to just accept him.

I KNOW DAN IS JOKING THE WHOLE TIME ABOUT QUALITY CONTENT.

I liked the licking video more that the Horse videos. I get that licking a cartidge that was not meant to be licked is more entertaining than dating a horse. I just really like to watch Deppy suffering. I cant wait for the SWITCH videos especially the Just Dance. Yehey!

[JoeAverage]

On min 5:11 when Phil says; "montage of you sucking on..." does he say "my berry" or "the berry" (???)

I personally keep hearing 'my berry" but that's just my self talking

[iero]

5:14 "Innit" Northern Phil makes a comeback

i live for when northern phil comes through. he usually hardly even sounds northern at all to me (maybe bc i'm used to my own/being around thick northern accents??)

i've mentioned this before but i need a compilation of dan's attempted and phil's random exaggerated northern accent outbursts that's in their videos so often atm omg

[JustMe]

Just a quick thought about the liveshow; I loved that Dan came to say hi and talk for a bit, not just because I love seeing them interact, but also because it shows he's not just doing liveshows for the money. There was talk on here a while ago about the younows basically being just another form of income, but him popping up in Phil's liveshow proves that he does genuinly likes to interact with us and keep us updated on how he's doing.

[scientia]

Damn Daniel, throwing things at Phil the clumsy guy who hurts himself enough already. Mother-hen mode initiated. Why they're holding and throwing hats, though, is what I want to know.

They both mentioned filming videos for their respective channels this weekend and Phil mentioned something arriving in the post for his in the ls so likely something like that

Now that I had forgotten (for a Friday, today was a busy one, Outlook and Webex are really confusing me with one conundrum). Video props makes sense!

Hilarious game-licking video, love their random insane whimsy, and whim, doing that. I guess one of them (Phil is my guess) saw the news about it this morning and thought "Huh, worth a try to find out, would make a fun video". It's extra even to their new faster schedule. Top bants too, all the "you deserve it" and "we're desperate for views", they threw it all in there quick and sparky. Felt for them when they reacted so strongly, though, 10/10 would not recommend licking. Those tiny games look swamped in their DVD/game cases, I guess tiny cases would be too easy to lose especially for kids.

Totally off topic but yo! I literally spent all morning fighting with Webex only to have my meeting postponed

[dontpanic]

Glad Dan's giving credit to the real mastermind behind their quality content

This video is pure gold

[Artdefines06]

Dan's reasoning as to why he wants to have phil lick a separate game card has me really
So we go from him calling Phil dreamy to saying they don't wanna give eachother the herps if they lick the same game card in literally a two hour window?? I'm sorry but what the actual hell. Out of every reason to give he gives that, I don't understand. :wtf:

I love my husband, he's dreamy. I would not want to lick something he just licked two seconds ago. Outside of sex spit is weird. Don't ask me why. If they had done that I would have grossed me out so much I would have to turn the video off. ew. Even when they share food Dan usually turns the food around so he bites a different part than was previously bitten. It probably grosses him out too. It has nothing to do with liking the person who slobbered on it.

(My opinion, of course. I never understood how my friends could just casually share drinks or food, gross)

[flarequake]

Totally off topic but yo! I literally spent all morning fighting with Webex only to have my meeting postponed

Damn, it's already such a pain when it won't work.

Glad Dan's giving credit to the real mastermind behind their quality content

This video is pure gold

Tom's reply is great too.

[SexyTrashCan]

On min 5:11 when Phil says; "montage of you sucking on..." does he say "my berry" or "the berry" (???)

I personally keep hearing 'my berry" but that's just my self talking

I hear "the" berry. The first word definitely ends with an "uh" sound and I don't know I just don't hear many people saying "muh" for the word "my"

[lurker]

i honestly love how if i saw the video randomly on my yt start page i'd expect it to be 5 minutes of talking, stalling, and "are we actually gonna do this", then a tiny lick, 2 minutes of exaggerated reactions, and 5 minutes of reviewing. deppy might be giving it a clickbaity title, but they actually deliver. solid, dedicated licking. 10/10 i hope they seized the moment right and this gets loads of views.

northern phil was a wonderful bonus. sometimes i think of "now it's time to get the bu'er and the sugar" and cry.

re: the herpes thing (what am i typing), i don't think it's too weird not to want to lick a game cartridge anyone has licked before, so i didn't really pay attention to that moment. i get the overall impression (for example from the chocolate liveshow moment yesterday) that they're currently trying to stop commenting on things like that and that it might be a process in progress. there was no real need to justify not licking the same game (again, what am i typing) as probably no one expected it and it's nothing of significance, so i'm thinking it might have been an old "mechanism" kicking in at that moment. does that make sense? i'm half asleep already, sorry if it doesn't.

[SexyTrashCan]

The video is the first one in the video section on google and if you search "licking nintendo switch cartridges" on YouTube. I sincerely hope this gets popular due to the hype you go boys

[bluntedclaws]

A couple of pointless little things that I noticed:
Dan at 6:33 moving his apron aside so he could wipe the cartridge on his shirt.
Phil after 6:42 has re-tied his apron much higher up. I guess they paused filming for quite a while there to recover.