Dan & Phil Part 39: There's no integrity here

[missemma]

sorry i'll stop after these.
this video is one of my all time favourites and i can't work out which one to use as my avatar. ahem

[Catallena]

Oh my lord this shit was hilarious and I was cackling throughout the entire thing

Commentary:
- Kings of shading their own quality content.
- They have no sense of balance and I'm once again questioning how they got through TATINOF without breaking their damn necks.
- "My ass hurts." < A sentence that I never thought Dan would say outside of smut fics.
- "They're having a gay old time." - Me watching this video.
- "The vibrations on this are way too accurate."
- Are you sure it's your lowest point on YouTube though? I mean, it's up there but you've done some shit Danny. :')
- "I was milking it so hard!" You milk the phandom harder tbh. /antistanjoke
- It implies that you're stellar at handjobs and I hope you won't let that talent go to waste.
- "I guess it's just natural for you to have an udder in your hand." Yeah. An udder. Absolutely.
- "That is literally the start of a porn." Dan has got experience with the cowboy subgenre I see. But we already knew that from TATINOF I guess.
- Philly ain't gonna have any more.. milk.
- Dan made him blow his top off. "At least you get the drink.."
- I like how Dan gave us the blowjob gif material we wanted anyway even after knowing the game wasn't about that. Thanks mate
- I wish that blog that photoshopped penises on screenshots was still active because this video..
- Dan asking Phil whether he can get the capes from the prop trunk as if he's a child asking his mum whether he can have 2 sweets instead of 1.
- Yeah sure, the capes are what's weird here.

AND PHIL WON

I can see why people might find it uncomfortable to watch, but I loved it.

And missemma, your wanking gifs are treasures.

[mez29]

Sorry in advance for this post, I already can see that mine will be an unpopular opinion, but this gaming video was almost as much cringe for me as TATINOF fanfiction segment (and I really hated that). I mean, wow, I've managed to watch it, but for the most part with my eyes closed, and I probably need to rewatch it, but I can't, it's just too much. I don't know why it is that way for me, I usually appreciate all kinds of content Deppy put out, even the silliest things, and I'm not normally bothered by innuendos, like, at all, I rather like the controversial Horse Prince videos (because I feel like they really find it interesting, for whatever reason), but this one... nope, nope, noppity nope, I'll honestly take the bus tour over this any day (sorry again for being negative, I don't really want to criticise Deppy over this, I'm just really surprised at my own, very strong, reaction, and I also found them quite tense at some moments in the video, but I literally can't stomach a rewatch, at least yet)

I liked parts of the video but other parts of it made me feel uncomfortable as well and I can't pinpoint why. It's interesting- this video is silly and full of fan service but it feels different than horse prince or any of their other "unintentionally" sexy videos? Maybe it is just the act that the video was flipped- that threw me off for about 7 minutes, but I did notice that dan especially seemed tense at some points

Yeah, there were bits I didn't like too. Felt uncomfortable about the way Dan made so many "gay" references. They were obviously forced, so why do them?

[lefthandedism]

Dan looked so different flipped around though! he looked like,,, a prototype for the next step in the Dan Evolution Cycle™ (that probably doesn't make sense but again I'm sick so my brains are freeze-dried)

Are you sure it's being flipped around and not the hair? As someone said on tumblr, we've reached the non-existence of Dan's fringe. (Which is why I think Phil should do his quiff--so they'd fringelessly match )

(deppy must have gone through all these games tho because they played most of the best ones.)

And maybe they figured out how to lose the bottle one so they could guarantee who won.

[alittledizzy]

Yeah, there were bits I didn't like too. Felt uncomfortable about the way Dan made so many "gay" references. They were obviously forced, so why do them?

You don't think there's a chance that these might be the jokes they'd have naturally made, and that now they're not restraining that humor anymore?

[KlaBimm]

Yeah, there were bits I didn't like too. Felt uncomfortable about the way Dan made so many "gay" references. They were obviously forced, so why do them?

You don't think there's a chance that these might be the jokes they'd have naturally made, and that now they're not restraining that humor anymore?

I agree. To me these Jokes didn't seem forced at all. And its great that they are freeer with their humour.

[eevee]

I think I've died and gone to heaven *insert angel emoji that I don't think we have*

They seemed so chill and I was so down. Imagine them making this in 2015. They probably would have either done ONLY minigames like zen that don't have any shaking, or made it extremely clear how awkward this is because they are NOT gay and shaking ANYTHING up and down with a closed fist is GAY and they are NOT GAY so they CANNOT do ANYTHING that mildly resembles *whispers* wanking because that would make them gay which by the way they are not

This was just so beautiful in every which way and I am absolutely living. I am soaring. I just really enjoyed it, it didn't seem cringey to me because they just seemed like they were having a fun time and hanging out! If after every gay joke they had been like "I AM UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THIS" it would've been cringey, and I think that's part of what makes the fanfic segment of tatinof so hard to watch. Plus the weirdness of them writing something in, and then acting appalled by it, of course.

Congrats missemma for furthering your collection

I mean, just look at this edit i made, is there anyone out there who isn't going to enjoy phil pulling this sex face

omgomgomgomg i love

Oh my lord this shit was hilarious and I was cackling throughout the entire thing

- "My ass hurts." < A sentence that I never thought Dan would say outside of smut fics.
- "The vibrations on this are way too accurate."
- "I was milking it so hard!" You milk the phandom harder tbh. /antistanjoke
- It implies that you're stellar at handjobs and I hope you won't let that talent go to waste.
- "I guess it's just natural for you to have an udder in your hand." Yeah. An udder. Absolutely.
- "That is literally the start of a porn." Dan has got experience with the cowboy subgenre I see. But we already knew that from TATINOF I guess.
- Philly ain't gonna have any more.. milk.
- Dan made him blow his top off. "At least you get the drink.."
- I like how Dan gave us the blowjob gif material we wanted anyway even after knowing the game wasn't about that. Thanks mate

AND PHIL WON

oh my gosh, this is all on point (took out some and left my favorites to save space)

Yeah, there were bits I didn't like too. Felt uncomfortable about the way Dan made so many "gay" references. They were obviously forced, so why do them?

phandom: when will they stop holding back gay jokes
phandom: when will they stop making so many gay jokes

can't please everyone

[shoe]

I did find the video a bit uncomfortable at times, but I agree with dizzy that these are probably the jokes the would have made anyway. It would have been really hard and very awkward to try to play those games without acknowledging the suggestiveness, so I'm glad they made the video they did.

Catallena I laughed more at your post than I did at the video so thank you for that

sorry i'll stop after these.
this video is one of my all time favourites and i can't work out which one to use as my avatar. ahem

In my opinion it has to be Dan (sorry Phil, wanking Dan is a long-standing tradition). Personally I prefer the gif on the top right because of the facial expression.

e2a:

They seemed so chill and I was so down. Imagine them making this in 2015. They probably would have either done ONLY minigames like zen that don't have any shaking, or made it extremely clear how awkward this is because they are NOT gay and shaking ANYTHING up and down with a closed fist is GAY and they are NOT GAY so they CANNOT do ANYTHING that mildly resembles *whispers* wanking because that would make them gay which by the way they are not

psst, eevee, cis men (and some trans men) also have penises of their own to play with. remember, 2015 Dan and Phil were single and also never went outside, that means a lot of bishi-bashi for one.

[eevee]

e2a:

They seemed so chill and I was so down. Imagine them making this in 2015. They probably would have either done ONLY minigames like zen that don't have any shaking, or made it extremely clear how awkward this is because they are NOT gay and shaking ANYTHING up and down with a closed fist is GAY and they are NOT GAY so they CANNOT do ANYTHING that mildly resembles *whispers* wanking because that would make them gay which by the way they are not

psst, eevee, cis men (and some trans men) also have penises of their own to play with. remember, 2015 Dan and Phil were single and also never went outside, that means a lot of bishi-bashi for one.

that was total sarcasm dw

[SexyTrashCan]

I can't believe "Sad but hectic wanking" Is an actual smilie on this site I swear

[missemma]

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