:37 - No sunglasses on Phil. False advertising. He's aware of his crime, wants us to call the ASA on him.
1:20 - Phil's struggle decorating a curved wall. (Dan's clickety clack typing begins.)
2:12 - Phil is not sick. Crisis averted.
2:51 - Crash Bandicoot. Phil has every level complete, every crystal including colored gems, every relic on Crash 1. (Dan helped.)
4:17 - The zebra on Phil's shirt is "living his best life."
4:57 - Someone in chat tells him that gray is not his color. "Sip of water as I recover from those hurt feelings."
5:21 - More clickety clack.
5:36 - ET has been soiled forever by Tyler Oakley's alien watersports dreams.
5:56 - Phil has Incredibly Correct Opinions on pineapple pizza.
7:17 - Might play Crash Bandicoot on the gaming channel "in some way" in the future.
7:35 - Instagram is sending them to Wimbledon men's final. Phil is excited, giving himself a crash course in how tennis is scored.
8:42 - Brief detour into meteorologist Phil as he explains what a black cloud is.
11:29 - "Pale science teacher." Dan's critique on Phil's shirt.
12:56 - Pug shirt wins the battle of the shirts.
9:13 - Summary of things Phil is concerned about with Wimbledon: not knowing the scoring, it raining, getting sunburnt, making stupid faces on camera, wearing a shirt that's too pale/doesn't stand out, getting the etiquette of eating strawberries and cream and drinking Pimms wrong, falling onto the court, if he needs an umbrella, taking a mac, whether he'll have to carry a mac around if he takes one.
13:29 - Phil does not trust the intentions of flamingos.
14:52 - Snowdude was the original catfish.
15:06 - He's a little bit scared of horses, but Horse Prince helped. "Maybe it was the human face. Just put a pretty anime boy on the horse's face." He'll use a mask from Haru if he goes horseback riding again.
15:51 - Phil rode a horse that just wanted to eat the butt of the horse in front of him. Kinky.
16:53 - Phil isn't jealous of Dan's green thumb, he just appreciates Dan watering the plants.
17:39 - Charity shirt updates.
18:03 - Day has been rather Crash Bandicoot-y.
18:13 - New Phil video tomorrow. Two special guests. Format he's never done before. "Many years in his brain."
19:00 - Promoting Dan's new video. "Real funny lol-fest."
Phil says it's Dan's worst qualities, then says it's his real qualities. What is the truth.
19:24 - Spiderman Homecoming thoughts.
21:12 - Phil has adjusted to the cardboard boxes.
21:36 - Game of Thrones is coming back.
22:50 - Cinema snacks: Phil's a fan of the coke float.
22:46 - Phil uses the daily mix on Spotify. "Daily mix 3, out of all the numbers."
24:10 - More background clicks.
24:44 - Summer used to seem endless, but now six weeks flies by.
24:00 - Primary school summertime nostalgia. Went to Portugal every summer. Cats in the house made him sneeze because they slept on his pillow.
25:47 - Scary because there were lots of religious statues and deer skulls. He was scared when he'd be left there alone at 12 or 13. Story about people in a car driving up and hiding under the bed.
26:49 - Religious imagery and animal skulls freak him out.
26:57 - Lots of wasps and flies in (that house in) Portugal.
27:13 - Second scary story; power surge that made lights explode, the tv pop, and plug in mosquito repellents all melted or set on fire. It made him scared of electricity for a while.
28:05 - Phil doesn't have many opinions on slime, besides Instagram recommends it and the topless boy showering his horse down.
29:00 - Phil has already booked his tickets for Dunkirk at the IMAX. (Dan clicking and typing all throughout the background here.) Quickly adds that it isn't for a while so no one camps out at the theater.
29:49 - Stranger Things season 2
30:19 - Animal Crossing
30:45 - Asked about renting. "Look carefully at contract. Landlords want your money." They haven't had terrible landlord situations.
31:45 - He had some "proper cowboy landlords" at university. House was practically falling down, but that's just university life.
32:03 - He will not be caught out by your [anal tampons] group chat names again.
32:52 - Advice for making friends at college? Phil wasn't good at making friends in college, but suggests joining societies at university.
33:55 - Phil liked unicorns before it was cool
34:11 - "Do another buzzfeed quiz, says Dan." Phil finds a quiz to tell him where he should go on Holiday.
34:40 - Q1: His ideal date? Dinner and a movie.
34:47 - Q2: What food does he like? Fries.
35:07 - Q3: What describes him? Party rocker. (Sure, Phil.)
35:37 - Q4: Favorite outdoor activity? Drinking/bbq.
35:59 - Q5: Pick an app? Makes a joke about Tinder, then quickly clarifies he just meant it as a joke. Actual answer: game, so Temple Run 2.
36:25 - Q6: What would he bring in a zombie apocalypse? Makes fun of yoga mat answer, chooses car.
37:02 - Q7: Dream home? He picks hotel if it's free, because room service whenever you want.
37:29 - Q8: Biggest regret of his life? Waking up before ten am.
37:53 - Results: He should go to an all-inclusive resort. He is laid back. A good "holiday bud."
38:24 - Give him a sunbed, a good book, and a tropical drink and he's good. Welcomes people to theoretically join him at the resort. (But only theoretically, because we all know Phil ain't fucking around with fans on his holidays. Except that one fan he takes with him.)
39:00 - He thinks the sun has health benefits and jesus christ Dan could your keyboard he any louder.
39:21 - Autumn, the cruel temptress.
39:49 - Anthony uploaded bloopers with "ya boy Danny" in them.
dan howell gives me life 
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